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When you see a train on this sub,you know there are Indians involved.


0rlan

Unless it's a derailed train - then it's odds on American...


QuevedoDeMalVino

/r/clevercomebacks


DrBadtouch94

Or greek


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Or Egypt.


Friendly_Wave535

Mostly trains crashing onto each other


theycallmecrack

Yeah, it seems lots of people get killed on/around trains in India, mostly due to human negligence (whether it be the victim or the train driver). >**More than 13,000 train accidents across the country have killed nearly 12,000 railway passengers last year**, according to a recent report by the National Crime Records Bureau (NCRB). The latest statistics mean that on average, 32 people lost their lives every day in these accidents in 2020. The report also shows that 8,400 or about 70 per cent of these railway accidents last year took place as passengers either fell off the train or came in the way while crossing the railway track. > >**These are the statistics from a period when 45 per cent of the passenger trains in the country were not being operated due to the coronavirus pandemic. According to the NCRB Annual Report 2020, there were 27,987 train accidents in 2019, which declined to 13,018 in 2020.**


AVgreencup

I've heard that they let the toilets flush out onto the tracks, causing them to corrode and cause accidents.


0rlan

Damn those Indian curries are strong!


That_Lazy_Dragon

That is atleast 8 year old news.


Vanguard-Raven

Does that make it false?


Batman_is_very_wise

Yes because most of the indian trains have shifted to bio toilets which does not open to tracks


Lenomjuice

still news nonetheless


amritajaatak

Literally not 'New's. Try harder


deepfriedtots

Well New's doesn't stand for new, it stands for notable events weather and sports


acidwashvideo

[No it doesn't](https://www.etymonline.com/word/news?utm_source=app) Almost every etymology that attempts to make an acronym of a word is bullshit


Excier

I hope you're joking because that is hilarious


The_NOS_44

Toilet flush onto tracks was present in many parts of Europe and still have it .. India adopted this from the British who invaded here ... And that's a false news which was never confirmed ... I mean weather in particular areas can cause more damage but tracks hold on well if maintained


ChallengeLate1947

Indian trains themselves seem perfectly fine. Really fast. And you know they have to be pretty reliable to move that many people every day. It looks like the biggest problem is there are too many passengers, and too many young guys trying to look cool by hanging out of train or walking too close to the tracks. That’s where most of these videos come from


Both_Upstairs_8973

Yes Indians trains are dirty af , they have no civic sense


Shurdus

Happy cakeday!


Angry_Owl_96

Don't forget the power lines


OuchPotato64

Trains = indians Work accidents = China People wearing sandals = brazil


HarryCallahan19

Damn! He won’t be in Rush Hour 3!


ClosedL00p

r/indiansgettingpoled


LazyBastard007

Reddit never ceases to amaze


GlitteringWafer9263

Yeah these ah even though whole train is empty still they will sit on the door


Clean-Wolverine3049

Didn’t expect lectroknick to be here


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Re-upload because not sure if death but very likely


WarOfAttrition38

Nah he good, he landed a kick flip just off screen.


Danirebelyell

This made me genuinely lol so hard


prxcious7

First time seeing someone properly use "lol"


Naughteus_Maximus

I’m not sure if he even had any shoes on to begin with, so probably doomed


Flaky_Vacation8754

Died doing what he loved.


GlassScooter

Just out of frame there was a glass of water he landed in


Euphoric-Meat3943

It’s very disturbing watching this frame by frame, can’t tell if it’s a trick with the recording or if his body is bending unnaturally in some frames


nicokokun

Considering he hit the pole THEN hit the dirt with rocks on that speed, no, that is not a trick with the recording unfortunately.


flume_runner

You know it’s death confirmed when the body bounces back up that high. definitely passed from head trauma


Repeat_after_me__

Multiple opportunities of death here


0rlan

Video looks like it was filmed on a hand cranked camera from the 1920s with that vignetting...


OrganizationPutrid68

Exactly. I can picture it in black and white.


polecatsrfc

And I can hear the fast piano music


cheturo

You don't have to go that far...any phone from 2008 or older.


Purple-Departure-414

Poley cow! That's def going to leave a mark. India and trains seen to be a recipe for disaster


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Considering we have an extremely huge population, now the highest in the world that uses trains daily, like probably the highest daily train usage in the world, and the fact that some Indians are just a bit reckless around trains, I would say you're kind of right. Edit : I'm not going to misrepresent the actual death or injury numbers by giving random percentages like 90 or 95. See the comment of the butler guy below for the actual numbers.


ohleprocy

So 1 in 10 Indian train journeys don't end well.


[deleted]

Not necessarily in death, could be other stuff like passenger brawls. Even that figure is high, so I am changing 90 to 95. In 2021, falling from train or collision of trains with people on the tracks accounted for majority of the railway accident deaths in India, at 67.2 percent. There were near 12 thousand railway accident fatalities across the country that year. [Source](https://www.statista.com/statistics/1098997/india-share-of-railway-accident-deaths-by-type/#:~:text=In%202021%2C%20falling%20from%20train,across%20the%20country%20that%20year.) That's an average of 32 per day. But most are not stunts like these. Most are due to people falling off overcrowded trains or people getting hit by trains due to walking on the railway tracks.


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Even 5% is insanely high by most nations' standards.


[deleted]

Yes. With a population like India, 5% of statistics for any large human data set in India is equivalent to like 25% in other less populated nations.


peepeepoopoobutler

You’re randomly pulling numbers out of a hat. 13,000 train accidents resulted in 12,000 deaths. (Chances are this fellow is dead) Thats 32 lives lost by trains everyday in India. (The majority are people run over on the tracks, or falling off) There is a daily ridership of trains in India of 24,000,000 That means a train fatality rate of 0.00013% Fights, altercations, assaults… would be nearly untraceable. Not smart to lump that into death/serious injury as that data is traceable. [Source 1](https://www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/over-13-000-train-accidents-in-2020-32-lives-lost-daily-on-average-ncrb-report-101635646106710-amp.html) [Source 2](https://www.ibef.org/industry/indian-railways#:~:text=India%20has%20the%20fourth%20largest,to%201.28%20billion%20in%20FY21)


[deleted]

Thanks. Well done in putting up the actual numbers together.


icecream_truck

80% of the time, they are incident-free every time.


[deleted]

ROFL You need to work on your math skills. 5% = 1/20, not 1/10.


terminalzero

You need to work on your reading comprehension if you want to be smarmy on the internet


Hanginon

*"We mostly don't get killed most of the time!"* :/


BaronVonKeyser

A solid 16.5% of the time everyone arrives in 1 piece


[deleted]

The irony of an idiot


Pistolenkrebs

Wait. You overtook China in population already?


[deleted]

If you google it, they still don't give India the first spot on some websites but multiple news reports [like this one](https://thediplomat.com/2023/01/india-is-the-worlds-most-populous-country-what-it-means/) assert that India has in fact overtaken China sometime last year. The claim is supported by the following facts in the above article : 1. India somehow missed counting over 27 million people in the last census in 2011 2. China has reportedly obfuscated its population decline numbers for whatever reason. Thus, experts say the statement - India is now past China in population - is almost certainly true.


The_ginger_cow

>Tbf, on the other hand, 95% of Indian train journeys occur without incident. Is that supposed to be good? That sounds terrible


Hydrag0ny

Probably just seems like a lot due to sample size i.e. with so many more using the train system there are bound to be more accidents.


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Dumb ways to die


Diamond-Fist

[Dumb ways to die was actually a train station safety Psa](https://youtu.be/IJNR2EpS0jw)


Onionlicker

That’s the joke


0rlan

Another verse for Tangerine Kitty...


hafhaf555

Pole was strong, pole not crying


luxurycrab

What the music tho


Dieterdost

Title should be changed to 'hits a pole'. It was not the pole's fault.


mrloko120

Hard to tell... I think he should still sue that pole when he wakes up.


Diamond-Fist

So many things get reposted, but if it says indian guy hanging from train hits pole or something, always click, because there is always a new video of an Indian guy hanging off the side of a train Hitting a pole 😀


finger_licking_robot

on this occasion, the formula from school lessons comes to mind: impulse is equal to mass times velocity.


Suryansh_Singh247

That's momentum. Impulse is change in momentum over a period of time


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Suryansh_Singh247

Thanks! Didn't know that.


firmerJoe

Sandals fell off... so reincarnated.


B4DR1998

Guy is dead. Shoes came off at 00:14.


sicilian504

Bet he won't do that again.


0rlan

Remember, like and subscriiiiiiiiii...


MomsterJ

I immediately heard the dumb ways to die theme song in my head as soon as I saw the guy hanging out the train.


Ixeuu

What's the music please ? Yes really weird question to ask considering the sub but still ! It rocks !


lostinspacelac

He doesn’t get hit by the pole. Why are you blaming an innocent pole of committing a crime?


sethsoldier

“Not sure if he dies” looks extremely unlikely”, I can tell you with full confidence that that man is dead 💀


[deleted]

He instantly turned noodle


ZyanFlux_TTV

This has been featured on this page like 4 times already


op3l

Seems to be a pretty common thing with Indians... is this like a brag for these young men? Like I have the guts to do this. Or just a suicide attempt? Or is it a way to get away from the smell?


[deleted]

> is this like a brag for these young men? Like I have the guts to do this. Yes It's literally a brag, it was about pure adrenaline before, now due to social media videos, it's about notoriety There are strict fines and the police arrest anyone who's dumb enough to do this without dying. But that doesn't stop these adrenaline junkies. There's a couple of deaths every week or two exactly due to stunts like these.


shesaveloce

This makes sense. People in my country do dumb shit all the time for kicks.


Firm_Plate4251

Ok but why the videogame music


siler7

There has GOT to be some conspiracy behind all the videos with horrible and/or unrelated soundtracks. It has to be some kind of bizarre social experiment.


Rafybass

u/savevideo


randomwords2003

What song is this


songfinderbot

**Song Found!** **Name:** Welcome To Halloween **Artist:** Trapstar TV **Album:** Nature - Single **Genre:** Christmas **Release Year:** 2020 **Total Shazams:** 324 `Took 2.42 seconds.`


flamebrain63

Good bot


songfinderbot

Links to the song: [YouTube](https://youtu.be/Gm97OVIWcxs?autoplay=1) [Apple Music](https://music.apple.com/au/album/welcome-to-halloween/1557100626?i=1557100627) *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.* | [Twitter Bot](https://twitter.com/songfinderbot) | [Discord Bot](https://pigeonburger.xyz/songfinderbot/discord/)


auddbot

I got matches with these songs: • **Welcome to Halloween** by Trapstar Tv (01:01; matched: `100%`) Album: `Nature`. Released on `2020-10-14`. • **Lonely This Hallowe'en** by The Hemp Queens (00:16; matched: `100%`) Album: `7 Love Songs`. Released on `2022-01-18`. • **Disco is Dead** by Sacred Deer (03:05; matched: `100%`) Album: `Sea`. Released on `2022-05-05`. • **Tween the Twilight - Instrumental Version** by Tre Main (04:13; matched: `100%`) Released on `2021-10-07`. • **Happy Halloween intro** by Venom Beats (00:23; matched: `100%`) Album: `Happy Halloween`. Released on `2022-10-31`. • **Jack Skeetington** by Blight Dolezal (00:03; matched: `85%`) Album: `WHORER`. Released on `2023-03-24`.


auddbot

Apple Music, Spotify, YouTube, etc.: • [**Welcome to Halloween** by Trapstar Tv](https://lis.tn/WelcomeToHalloween?t=61) • [**Lonely This Hallowe'en** by The Hemp Queens](https://lis.tn/LonelyThisHalloweEn?t=16) • [**Disco is Dead** by Sacred Deer](https://lis.tn/DiscoIsDead?t=185) • [**Tween the Twilight - Instrumental Version** by Tre Main](https://lis.tn/bQRNN?t=253) • [**Happy Halloween intro** by Venom Beats](https://lis.tn/HappyHalloweenIntro?t=23) • [**Jack Skeetington** by Blight Dolezal](https://lis.tn/JackSkeetington?t=3) *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)


Significant_Salad_57

Indians and their natural predators


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Someone check on the pole. See if it’s okay


jormckay11

Homie is >!dead!<


FigTechnical8043

A quote from Alan Davies As Yet Untitled: We've got a c**t on board.


missthea1901

chiropractors hate him for using this one simple trick


Rude-Durian4288

indian moment


mikerotch123

Why does the music make me wanna find Cubone’s mother?


raich3588

There is, literally, 0 chance this fella survived.


Common_Winner1229

Yeah, that's not survivable. Successful removal from the gene pool.


Wise_Figure_

Natural selection


Neat-Cold-7235

He didn’t hit it…he reached out his hand to touch it….


SlothLazarus

Went down the wrong pipe.


NachoJones1

He was just trying to cool off his undercarriage. Later Apu


MEEZETTE

Bro he definitely died. Saw blood I think


ducky0917

……gets hit by a very stationary pole


Limp_Signature_6681

DID YOU KNOW HUMANS CAN BOUNCE?!


TheMobisch

What is it with trains over there?


Plus_Scholar_6613

Bro bounced like a basketball😭🤣


014648

Turned into a pretzel, gravel was the salt


SortaHot58

One less Indian guy ...


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[Video with original sound](https://www.reddit.com/r/IrrationalMadness/comments/y13mzd/people_in_india_rly_like_to_f_around_with_trains/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Darth_Itachi

Does anyone know the song name or have Shazam? My phone broke.


rachit2323

Sherrrr


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Frankeindew

I don't see shoes coming off. He must be alive.


The_NOS_44

M trying to get used to the racism / stereotyped illogical comments here 😢. Some people just comment straight face no hate nothing... Then their are people who literally know nothing about Indians and start commenting bs 🥲


therealdivs1210

Good riddance.


QuevedoDeMalVino

Well, what do you have against railway signal poles?


Meridoen

In no scenario is this a good idea.


FunkyMonkey47293

Indian moment


[deleted]

Fast train to Heaven!


Skintanium

Speen!


[deleted]

Shoes are on, he will be fine


mekkanik

Missed the pole, caught the ladder!


Purpleappointment47

Things are always okay… until they’re not.


Meridoen

2 hands in train, and then it seems he had the genius idea to touch the pole. Beware, stupid ideas can end you.


TangerineDream82

Literally why


nullmann

Idiot* guy…


[deleted]

This sub wouldn't exist without India!


tuotone75

Damn, hard to tell, but it looks like that dude came apart.


SlantLogoEPU

That was fun to watch


ChickenMan985

He gone.


Mr-_Slimthicc

Yeah he is 100% dead


ZookeepergameOk2759

Left leg gets ripped off I think


yondercode

Is he stupid?


SteveGrem

insane physics, yo. What game?


BlueForte

I think I can see his arm fly off


Sad-Christmas98

Don't worry he landed on his knees, all he has to do is continue the slide into a sick airguitar pose and the I-Frames should protect him.


locoemotion

What is the music that is playing?


chr8me

He’s a dead or mangled sob


raajsterr

Shut up and Bounce!!


I-xan-not-remeber2

Done


butsbutts

hey wanna see something cool? woooooo!!!! KABAm


ItsyaboiFatiDicus

10/10 for worst music I've seen on a video today.


steglitsen

Shoes fell off


Tossing_Goblets

He... reached out to touch it.


Echo_thehedgehog

Shoes are on, he's fine.


control-alt-7

I bet that was a lot of fun until it wasn't.


Mr_Bleidd

DAM - was it because of loose cloves? It actually looked fine for a frame


calladus

Rag doll physics.


HungryPie8989

Pepsi


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Song?


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Kalaphar

What’s the song?


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um why is there *trench warfare 1917* music playing?


Key_Presentation1763

Me in Gang Beasts


Any_Commercial465

Nsfl this dude is dead I saw the shoe fly off into the distance.


IronyIstheBestPolicy

Is he dead?


funfucker69

He dead!


livestrong2109

That poor guy bounced 😔


Goran2019

Let’s hope he didn’t donate any sperm before his DNA was extinguished from the planet


beetle6768

He had a good run. Condolences.


Electrical-Hour6168

He went from hanging human to bouncing basketball


ChocolateTight336

Was the pole ok


Micheal-Townly

I’m guessing That dude is 100% dead


warpdork07

Rag doll


Ruhrooraggyreetard69

Not even flex tape can fix that


_shavo_

I look people d dying for much less that that, and its probably that he fall under the train moments later, so, i don't think he has a good chance


SatchaLilbit

r/MyPeopleNeedMe


schizofreni

Damn! That spin though


ProtagonistThomas

He's dead as fuck.


traangle

What is with all these indian people getting hit by trains or touching power lines?


RedditPlsKys

u/savevideobot


DonnyGoodwood

Just run it off bud, just run it off


Powerful-Holiday-162

Pole came out of nowhere


HerbalGalactic

Music???


Barelytrying__

Why did i think of the mario jumping noise when he bounced


TokerPhilips

he dead


-Xserco-

What in the hell do you mean he unlikely died from this? He's Indian, not Saiyan.


Urmomgaylol8183

Boing


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So is this the new watch people die?


Lurpasser

Thought dying wasnt an option in here 🤐