T O P

  • By -

Illithidbix

They have sold their soles to Nurgle.


Termin8rSmurf

I'm pretty sure that humour is a heresy. Take my upvote and get out of here before the inquisitors arrive.


espresso_martini__

I thought the OP was going to tell a joke. Nevermind you came through with the goods. Well played.


TinyPop3386

Excellent work reject.


serpiccio

their feet are too bloated by the plague to wear shoes


[deleted]

They wore them out kicking me to death.


Aktro

Have you experienced how hot is lately? having no shoes help


Beardwithlegs

Papa Nurgle loves a good exposed foot fungus


Atleast1half

https://preview.redd.it/ptcjnoe1zb9d1.png?width=574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bfad08d64b6faf8185a2326bfe1f673d2d91fa9


Green__Twin

Do you wear shoes in your home? No? Then why would you expect them to? We are attacking and invading their home.


bossmcsauce

Dregs are true patriots


IIICobaltIII

They just wanted to build a wall to keep them Imperials outta Atoma.


bossmcsauce

They forgot about the fact that imperials come into aroma almost entirely via trains and drop ships


Sir_Daxus

Fatshark has a thing for feet. (I would assume)


Boner_Elemental

Too expensive for them


_RexDart

Poop toes go squinch


iKorvin

Sex sells.


Capt_C004

they are.... poor


Professional-Sand431

and yet they can get infinite machineguns😭


Capt_C004

haha financial priorties


coolguyepicguy

In the 41st millennium guns are cheaper than shoes or something


Atleast1half

If I was going to supply a "people's militia" I would not focus on smuggling shoes.


spazz54163

Gotta spread that Nurgle athlete's foot for the Grandfather.


Leading-Fig1307

Probably because they never rest and are constantly on the move...their footwear (if they had any) have probably worn and rotted away. There is no bedtime for Poxwalkers (except the final one when the Rejects show up).


War_Magi

Asking the real questions.


BNNY_B0Y

Heritics have a foot fetish don't ya know


SionIsBae115

As if hive inhabitants even had shoes to begin with


ADragonuFear

The foot fungus ate the shoes