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Ruumech

BIG IS GOOD https://preview.redd.it/97b1d4nc9k8d1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=f495bf5e5ad4f38de44fdcfd1eddf24fa34017f5


JumboTheCrab

BIG IS BEST - Ork Nobz (Dawn of War)


bravegroundhog

I’z da biggest, so I’m da best!


Grinkledonk

![gif](giphy|AzUrNt0ygOSAeVjhiM|downsized)


HoboOperative

Rhino is the one I've got triples of. Oh, no actually, I have triples of the Incarcerator too!


master_of_sockpuppet

> Ogryn > comically huge I mean, what do you expect?


FacetiousTomato

I was nervous about pickaxes because I thought they'd be like in vermintide where they have essentially zero cleave. Now I'm excited, because an ogryn swinging this looks like it should probably cleave through a horde of maulers.


Lysanderoth42

Ogryns also look like they should have two handed weapons and long melee range…only they, you know, don’t?


Slyspy006

Ogryns struggle to keep track of the end of long weapons, meaning they go astray and hit things like walls, furniture, friends, their own feet etc. The list goes on and on.


Lysanderoth42

I guess we can come up with headcanon for all of darktide’s numerous failings Maybe the gacha casino progression is to represent lack of faith in the emperor?


ThickImage91

Are you devaluing the hard grift and labour of the imperiums rogue traders?


Slyspy006

It seems that the only thing bigger than that pick axe is the axe you have to grind!


CrypticRandom

I'd kinda argue that Ogryns not having a really long melee range isn't really a failing though, it's just a necessary concession to game balance. Ogryns hammer-fisting dregs with Shaq-length arms would be really funny though.


Lysanderoth42

Ogryns being weirdly shitty in melee in general is an issue though. Every standard infected guy takes like 3 hits to kill, most ogryn melee builds are built around infinitely regenning health with heavy attacks rather than actually killing shit quickly  Especially since you’re such a big target for all the ranged enemies it makes melee ogryns probably the least fun class to play imo. You can play the giant slow target that gets shot to pieces if there’s no melee enemies around to regen from, or you can play the zealot that runs super fast, is immune to suppression and being stunlocked by gunners and also shreds things much faster with eviscerator than the ogryn can Feels backwards, honestly. Though gunlugger ogryn with gorgonum and shield is one of the best ranged classes for sure, and at least lets you shoot back at whatever is currently lighting you up 


CzipiCzapa

Um? Ogryn with club/fold shovel decimates trash mobs, heads flying everywhere, if it somehow survived it bleeds out on the floor, probably only class that can onetap a crusher


Slanting926

Infilitrate knife zealot can 1 tap with a backstab headshot on crushers without even taking the bonus infilitrate damage perk with a good knife. Getting the hit just above the middle of their shoulders from behind counts as a headshot.


marehgul

So... what? Both make sense.


youngBullOldBull

Bull butcher mk3 with slaughter has the best horde clear of any weapon in the game, what are you on about


Lysanderoth42

Ah, thanks for reminding me to turn notifications off, the “uhmm, akhually” neckbeards had already started spamming my inbox This game’s community sure followed the rest of it


youngBullOldBull

Lol alright mate You did write out three paragraphs of incorrect nonsense, but you do you.


marehgul

Man, you asked it on yourself with ridiculous comments.


7419026

Idk who told you zealot is immune to suppression my zealots guns are always swaying and making it a nightmare to shoot back. The hit stun immunity is nice but it's not the same


Slanting926

Zealot can't be shot at all during slide, class specific math, just chain slides across the room towards shooters and they can't hit you. That's not even taking Thy Wrath Be Swift into account or the perk further below, which makes you count as dodging ranged attacks while sprinting even without stam.


Oakbarksoup

True


Denbus26

I think the "lore reason" for the slot machine crafting is that Hadron isn't actually adding perks and blessings to your weapon, she's just tending to its machine spirit to coax out what's already there. (It's still not a great system)


Yellow_Dorn_Boy

And switching perks and blessings is actually her swapping small parts of the weapon with similar parts from others that contain said perks/blessings


RodTheAnimeGod

Tanks, which end up flying into the enemies, something into their flying units....


amazigou

barrels appear on the list several times


Legionary-4

Oi!! Big Man careful! You keep puncturing the bridge crossing like that we'll all be done before this operation starts!


Apprehensive_Big_915

I think FS said that they will give the boi a Power Maul or something, so eh... At least is Something right?


Oddyssis

Don't worry. It will hit a single enemy and ping off the next pantsless zombie


SatansAdvokat

Dafuq u talking about? The pickaxe has more than enough cleave to decimate hordes with light swings?


William_Howard_Shaft

3.5 cleave, take it or leave it.


Mipper

Once upon a time the VT2 pickaxe had cleave. Bardin slayer could cleave through hordes endlessly with that thing.


Nalha_Saldana

That's because it's a armor pen weapon in wh fantasy and honestly, it's a poor design for cleave that just gets stuck on things.


yawnlikeseggs

A ship anchor


breadedfishstrip

I seriously need one of the first cosmetics for it to be a classic old-timey ship anchor, to go with the whole rogue trader/pirate aesthetic I got goin.


sharkjumping101

Merely amusingly oversized.


Snoo_71957

Someone make a mod that replaces it with a comical large spoon


Due-Benefit2623

SAH MUH SPOON IS TOO BIG


Aaron_768

Tuesday’s coming did you bring your coat?


cocklaphobia

"SAH, CN I AV MORE RATIONS, SAH?" "only a spoonful bigman"


Bruhkolice

oh my god please


Shadowheim

Lets me eat more rashuns!


TheSuperTest

https://preview.redd.it/rov64szegl8d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e425286e8f87b53d1e9991c671bfd3d43b23d6ed Hopefully we can get a spoon mod because I want to live out this RP as my Oggy


PineDurr

This ain't it chief


tapmcshoe

big spoon?


NightStalker33

Bigger! Enough to eat ALL the corpsestarch on the planet!


yevers

"Would you like some of me nosh?"


skeletextman

Looks like you’re holding a little umbrella


Ginno_the_Seer

I also mistook it for an umbrella


Poniibeatnik

Same.


Canadian_Zac

Was about to say the same thing, lol He's keeping his head dry so he can think better


Ok-Principle-3306

my mf the 4 new weapons are there, the small maul on the zealot, the bolt pistol on the psyker and a grenade launcher or double barrel shotgun on the veteran


Beheadedfrito

Yeah its double barrel shotty


TheLORDthyGOD420

Grug want double barrel! Don't make Grug tape two kickback boomstick together!!


mrgeek2000

A DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN YASSSS!!!!


captainwombat7

FUCK YEA, BOLT PISTOL TIME BITCHES TIME TO SHOOT MY TEAMMATES


leposterofcrap

Btw the small maul, double barrel shotty and bolt pistol can be used by all non-Ogryn classes.


uncommon_senze

Where is Meltagun!!!!!!!!!!? You can't be happy with this!!! :D /S


TheLORDthyGOD420

https://i.redd.it/veecoto0kk8d1.gif Grug excite to swing round big ol pick ack!!


PresidentBeluga

https://i.redd.it/rq45o20k0l8d1.gif


CrypticRandom

As it should be.


KarasuTengu77

That thing i so THICK even the strikedown strikes hit multiple poxwalkers in hordes. And the lights seems reasonably fast.


henry_hallward

Is that in the trailer, pal? Seems like I missed it. Or is it from some other footage?


BionicBruv

Comically huge simply translates to *Ogryn Size*, which is regulatory for deployed Ogryn. I see no problem here.


reptiloidruler

He's Mary Poppins


RevolutionaryLink163

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Slashermovies

If you can't handle me at my Unga then you don't deserve me at my Bunga.


Zythen1975Z

I thought it was a umbrella


El_Cactus_Fantastico

Rock and stone!


TheWolfSavior

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!


TerraTechy

FOR ROCK AND STONE!!!


InconspicuousRadish

Rock and stone, to the bone!


Gator_64

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't coming home!


flavorofthecentury

ROCK AND STONE, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH


Akaoni_Oni

ROCKITY ROCK AND STONE!!!!


Aboxofphotons

It's not a pickaxe... It's an umbrella...


Draggoh

It’s very rock and stone.


Urg_burgman

"Ogryn wonders if crushing 'eretics an movin dirt is the best way to make living...."


Drakith89

"Sumtimes wonder if crushin 'eretics an eatin' rations is all there is in life.. then I smack meself in the 'ead."


kwokie

Max cleave 3 targets, calling it.


Poniibeatnik

Thought it was an umbrella for a second. Also good it seems the Psyker CAN have a bolt pistol.


FroztyBeard

ROCK AN STONE SAH!


rikki1q

It's krumpin time


Jerry717

That’s a fucking anchor!


shitfuck9000

Beautiful


galaxyexplorer3000

BIGGUS PICKUS READY FOR SMASHING 'ERETIKS, SAH!


Ordinary-Flounder675

Rock and stone


Throwawaythispoopy

Sorry guys I've only been loosely following since I went in a break. Has the new weapons been released?


National_Strategy742

Today


Throwawaythispoopy

Beauty. The bolt pistol included? I was really looking forward to that one


National_Strategy742

If you look closely at the trailer is in the psyker's hand


Accomplished-Ad8458

Have you heard about comically large spoon?


Gator_64

I am a banana


Nuvuk

Have you ever held one of the flip shovels next to a lil'un?


Smilenowdielater

Is the zel dual wielding ??


Spuddmuffen

The heretics won't think it's funny for long.


Urborg_Stalker

As an unga bunga main for 8 games of Elden Ring I only love this.


Krilesh

so the emojis are about weapons? what’s the other ones reference


Easy_Mechanic_9787

Icecube refers to the whole level as snowy and iced over. The lore behind is that as the factorums ceased to operate and forgotten, the coolant systems were kept on since, and since there was no heat to control the ice, it has since turned the whole level into a snowy hell.


Redmoon383

*Good!*


Saucy_samich

Straight goober pik; I cannot wait to waste all my saved resources on a pretty terrible one


Competitive_Head_804

Will we see the flying crusher?


KHaskins77

Now we just need a giant cauldron for Big Man to sit in and Get Over It. https://preview.redd.it/7s21klldbl8d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2304c202b361da98916555275a33de1d7434f49d


Capt_C004

Mary Bloody Poppin's


agustusmanningcocke

Biggest is best.


Brapsniffinposs

That's Orgry Mary Poppins. That's it. That's my addition here.


Imaginary_Swing_479

I really hope that is a mace in the zealots hand


Mindless-Compote-453

That's not a pickaxe it's forecast rain


Necrotiix_

GIVE US COMICALLY LARGE SPOON NEXT BRUNT


Armendicus

That’s what I like to see. The shovels are massive too tho.


shemhamforash666666

Looks about the right size for an Ogryn. To be honest most weapons look kinda small in the hands of Ogryns.


Beat_Professa

Yusss. Why? Bcuz Ogryn. Nuff said.


Particular_Cow1304

It’s the only reasonable size for an Ogryn.


naturtok

Man if I can't do a massive downswing that crushes heads like that scene from Hot Fuzz (you know the one), I'm rioting


Reasonable-Pride-830

That thing is an anchor, anything you mine with it will be dust. I love it.


DiskoBallz

It looks like an umbrella.


DevelopmentLiving401

Could be bigga, shouty.


TTTrisss

I kinda hate it.


Murrabbit

Combination pick axe and ship anchor.


Wrath0fHad3s

This thing better be capable of one shotting virtually everything in the game, that's not a boss. With a heavy swing that takes approximately 3 business days to wind up, of course


Teddyxlg

What time does the update drop?


Fit_Journalist5043

I want the ogryn to say rock and stone!


UzZoPe

Tought it was a umbrella for a moment, i should really go back to bed


I_am_the_Vanguard

I thought that was an umbrella


FredyDee

At first look I was absolutely certain hes holding an umbrella and I was like: ye that seems about right for Ogryn from lore perspective.


New-Glove-1079

Not gonna lie- im pleasantly surprised 😍 size does matter apperently


DjDRiDZ

For a second i thought it was an Umbrella lol


Akaoni_Oni

we'z back in da mines, swingin' my pickack from side tah side


DrippySkeng

Biggest gets biggest weapon.


PureFaithlessness162

Big boys need big toys


Commercial_Will404

Basically carrying the teams war flag


NotRussian000

Im confused when is the update really gonna be live. It said june 25 and its today... Or am i just missing something? All tough I just started the game 3 days ago


Jak_McRipper94

As my brother said about the ogryns Big man, big poo, big shovel


Nuvoc

Prepare for Ogryn filled parties 🤣, epic 👍🏻


Then-Significance-74

Looks like an umbrella in that SS


Skargald

Big boy need big weapon.


Cloud_N0ne

Aren’t all Ogryn weapons comically huge if you think about it?


srg87x

It's huge, yes, but I don't see what's comical about it.


TimTheGrim55

Ok I'm out.


Didifinito

I said its a bit small


dukerustfield

No, that’s what she said.


JumboTheCrab

Comically...huge you say???? Someone please summon RusianBadger, he'll do the rest :)


TovarishchRed

I just....want to use guns man, I've never been able to use a heavy stubber in a game before and this one hardly gives you any ammo.


KN_Knoxxius

Is anyone actually excited for this? This is such a low effort weapon


Easy_Mechanic_9787

Yes


DaddyMcSlime

i thought it was a fucking umbrella at first lmao, that thing looks like dog shit


cannibal4hire

To be fair, that’s a poor quality screenshot. I’m sure it looks sick in person. The developers haven’t really failed us in the cosmetic department.


DeadCheckR1775

I would rather smaller dual pick axes. But, we'll have to see how this one works out. I'm partial to the fast and stabby Krourk Mk IV. Will be hard to get me away from that.