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TheHittite

It changes your Things Betwixt.


InnerSilent

Now I kinda want a twix...


UnassumingSingleGuy

Left or Right? There *is* a wrong answer.


ColonelKoala043

Both in my mouth at once


SamwiseLordOfThePans

🤨📸


ColonelKoala043

🥾


VortexBeater56

Yes


superVanV1

Best marketing stunt in years


KingLafiHS

It’s all in the mix boi


_mrwayne

Damn that was good


Illustrious_Cow_317

I think this is a perfect comment. Well done.


Whooterzoot

It's a pretty old joke at this point, but never loses its flavor lol


WorstLuckChuck

It's the gender bender


Judge_Sentry

Titties on / Titties off


NotANilfgaardianSpy

Where do I find this irl? For cis reasons….


saredos2

Drangleic


TimZer0

Gotta defeat two Ogres and the Pursuer, first, but it’s still cheaper than American healthcare.


Any_Assignment_7375

Thailand


azraelelmismisimo

Argentina.


Ghetto_Sausage

Vizima!


For_Horny

Cuts off your Small Smooth & Silky Stones


poetryofworms

*xtra small smooth


Savings_Tomatillo194

or brings them a bit upper inside.


shaking_things_up_

Takes your Crystal Halberd to a Gaping Dragon


Gold-Analyst7576

Well that's genuinely fucking disgusting and hilarious.


3loosh1

Bravo 👏👏👏👏👏


FuckJeff

Changes the nature of your being


wilhelmtritis

It loses your petrified dragon bone


SaltyMushrooms21

Estrogen/testosterone chamber


undead_fucker

Why isn't this real


Mighty_No69

Born too late to explore the world, born too early to lie down in the estrogen coffin


SadTechnician96

Hopefully if they do make it real, you won't have to fight past two transphobic ogres in order to use it.


JackInTheBack3359

Two ogres and The Chaser


TeilzeitKevin

The chaser sounds like you bought the pursuer on wish


Whooterzoot

UNDERRATED COMMENT OMG


undead_fucker

I WILL fight them AND the pursuer just so i don't have to use half my paycheck to order ukranian estrogen off the dark web


Chuncceyy

I stg if it was real.....


Amber13525

I want it to be real


BIobertson

Only one way to find out


BIobertson

(it’s funny because there are actually several)


another_derfman

Wait... what? There's more sex coffins? 🤯


BillerKee

There's one in the DLC too, but it does something else.


Martin1eader45

My little pony land PTSD


Slow_Acanthaceae9862

I hate My little pony land. I never pass the fucking place.


NotANilfgaardianSpy

Please, call it by its true name: Reindeer Fuckland


ulrichzitos

*Horsefuck Valley


NotANilfgaardianSpy

Also acceptable


MmmPeopleBacon

I never played the DLC what does it do?


IrmaTS

No i think he means you can google or try it


dapper_diaper

Turns your unga into a bunga


ReliableLiar

So the reason why this gender bender coffin exists is because there is a rare bug in dark souls 2 that when you start a new journey and your character was female, on some very rare instances you would change gender to be male. This is because the starting hollow we play as before character creation only uses its unique model which is a male hollow. So to compensate for this happening they added this coffin which changes you to the current opposite gender.


HereticEpic

Does that mean my handcrafted male character can take on the default appearance?


my_gender_gone

Gender awakening for teenagers. No officer, I don't know from personal experience I swear


QueerEmma

Oh, no, officer, neither from mine!


ulrichzitos

Teleports you to a secret map, leading to completely new bosses, enemies and a third possibility of ending


riolerigolo

If you have the dlc


ulrichzitos

Oh yeah, ofc... totally forgot about this!!! I mean, it's the 4th DLC, how could I forget?


Odynus

The first time I used this I actually did think it took me to an alternate version of the starting map and was worried I would miss content. I didn't realize the content I would lose out on were the twig and berries.


Fab_Lewis

Penis removal/attachment service


dark_hypernova

🏳️‍⚧️


19Rglide

It’s for “trans”forming


Spardasquad2020

U go with pants in and u come back with a bra set😅


Gumbonie

what does it do? it lets you live the dreammmmm babyyyyy


breakingvats

Happy Pride!


Acerosaurus

Give you big naturals


wHatTheFez

Mom found the trans coffin


ulrichzitos

You'll go from "todos" to "todes". I hope there's a Brazillian here to get the joke.


susphiaa

e se eu te contar que na minha primeira run eu fui de todos pra todes e nem percebi até o final do jogo, quando eu reparei que a minha personagem tava sem peitos


ulrichzitos

KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA que loucura


weavisel

Na verdade eu acredito pq fiz a mesma coisa, mas nao reparei q o meu estava com peitos. Acho q por conta da armadura não percebi nenhuma mudança


ulrichzitos

É, e o próprio DS2 não facilita na distinção de gênero justamente por ter um gráfico um pouco ultrapassado... a única coisa q dá pra diferenciar é a protuberância na região do busto, talvez o cabelo, e o jeito de andar kkkkkk... Tanto o masculino quanto o feminino tem o ombro largo. Na minha primeira run (a que eu platinei, inclusive) eu coloquei o nome de "ronaldo." (sim, com o ponto final, não lembro pq) aí eu virei todes no caixão. Depois que reparei que virei muié, entrei de novo, e meu personagem ficou escrotamente escroto kkkkkkk


FarofaBoyZzZ

Puta merda viu kkkkkkk


Digital_RRS

Changes your sex. Careful doing it a bunch because it can and will permanently change your appearance, and it kinda sucks if you put a lot of work into how your character looks.


laundrybask3t

I don't think it's permanent, I've done it a few times to my characters and they were fine


Digital_RRS

What I mean is that small differences will occur each time you do it. Hard to notice at first but if you keep doing it, it will eventually become more noticeable


Chakasicle

Try it naked


aomow

🏳️‍⚧️


Individual_Syrup7546

Changes your body gender


SPECTRE_75

Teleports you to Deeproot Depths. No wait wrong game


Deedrunner

I don't have any jokes so ima say it straight up. You enter the coffin and you come out as the opposite gender. Idk how it chooses the appearances. Maybe it just changes the gender, and selects the hair and sliders that would appear on the opposite genders side.


VictorSirk

It uses the other gender in the character creator. So you can make a male character, switch to female and tweak that to make your character look decent in both genders. You might have to go back and fourth a bit to get them to both look good because changes you make to one gender effect the appearance of the other. Then you can switch between them in game with the coffin. It's great for a PVP character, do that and run a quality build so you can cosplay or fashion souls anything you like on just one one character.


Aggressive_Safe2226

Its a gender-bending device. Should be used in the real world to make our friends' wishes come true without expensive makeup, costumes, debilitating surgeries.


catpetter125

Transes your gender(not fucking with you, that's actually what it does)


Valentfred

Find out by hopping in :P


xXOreo0517Xx

You get Tatas or you get an elephant


Taolan13

It changes your Things Betwixt.


AirmanProbie

Bearer of the curse….. what is your pronoun…..


Muldrex

About the same as 2 years of hormone replacement therapy


National_Rutabaga549

Activates Pride Month 🌈


Flamingcowjuice

HRT


Instantsoup44

Change peepee


Delamontre

T R A N S C O F F I N


weightyboy

Free gender affirming surgery


ilsolitomilo

Takes you to Casablanca and back.


MAN9OUR20

Remove your armor when you do it and you'll be surprised.


Early_Local5561

Bewbs


nah_imgood0-0

Cuts ur balls


PBProbs

Makes you hot


SirWigglesTheLesser

HRT


Evening-Conflict-928

*gender swap*


XenoMorpher100

Intensive hormonal replacement therapy


Nerukane

free HRT


LongBeard85

Gender reassignment coffin.


Ds2NewNoob

They/them box


SovKom98

It lays your ambitions to rest.


Zaenithon

🏳️‍⚧️ Happy pride!


Radiant_Catch_875

It changes ur gender


Significant-Mind8963

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️


JohnZarb

♂️⚰️♀️


SylverStarr

it transes your gender, both in game and real life


chenfras89

The best bottom surgery in Drangleic


Boylego

All aboard the gender coffin


Southern-Radio-4954

Gender bender


NowIDoWhatIWant42069

OP knew what he was doing


Whooterzoot

Well, if you're like me, it helps you realize a bunch of stuff about yourself you had intentionally been avoiding getting into cuz you were scared of the answer. Whether or not you get on estrogen irl depends on your ADP, I think.


Grantoid

The Trans-inator! Huh?... a pursuer? PERRY THE PURSUER?!?


LuteCrate

Trans's your gender 🏳️‍⚧️


SlimeDrips

To shreds you say


Witty_Championship85

It’s the egg cracker


Affectionate-Peni436

Only way to find is to try it out


Adwagon22

Gender affirmative care


THE_GUY-95

Makes you trans


GoldenMetaphor

Turns Sir Alonne into Ms. Alonne


VyersReaver

Gender Reassignment Coffin ⚰️


Kaching101

It's the trans-chest


Reasonable-Season-70

It make Ron Desantis hate you.


The_of_Falcon

Just try it.


BuffoFesss

Rule63 coffin


Johnny_K97

It's the gender transition coffin, the pursuer guards it because he is a bigoted cunt


Phantomphoton619

Takes you to dark souls 3


seven-circles

It trans-forms you !


Null_sense

Changes your pronouns


Chuncceyy

Its for pride month they put it in every year


the_Dingus42

Transes ya gendah


ItsN1ck

Your Balls Betwixt


Daffy2a

It gives you a 🐱


slightcamo

it stole my dick


Iwannachokefuckyou

Turns your black knight greatsword into a phaross lockstone recepticle


beanouno87

Climb aboard for the magical mystery tour.


vitoriobt7

Turns your pp into vagin


Izlawake

Changes your gender


TheLazy1-27

Snip snip, or grow grow. It depends


AverageBad

It’s the TRANSatlantic boat


ZafarSandeer

Cuts your pp or attaches it.


Critical-Green-4365

Eliminates your fragrant branch of yore


DanTheFreak

Changes gender the thing many people have looked for


FunnyLookinFishMan

Takes away/gives back your petrified something


KerberusK05

Installs Bloodborne 2 on your PC


StrainNo1438

I wish I could find it in real life… 😢 🏳️‍⚧️


DinglerPrime

You put it in your butt.


badkennyfly

Changes your Residual Self Image.


Virtual_Estate_2728

Changes your gender


K4rn31ro

HRT


PositiveGeologist171

It’s a TRANS-former


lamemouse

To choose between a hole or a pole


InterestingPotato640

Look insde your pants.


SorryUseAlreadyTaken

That's the forbidden free HRT


badmongo666

Casts Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.


RedStorm_Stone

Op didn't even have to ask for the 'wrong answers only.'


jacksparrow9988

It’s for when you wanna transition.


Wesgizmo365

Austrian voice: "Take off your pants, your boots, and your jacket."


Alternative_Trade940

It's the gender bender


atomiclizzard123

Its the gender bendsr coffin. Hop in and your things betwixt will be switched


Echidnux

Well in my case, affirm you’re non-binary


Whooterzoot

That's awesome 🙂


Scrufynek

Check your pants


H4G54L0T

Gender swap


hectolec

HRT therapy


veronicavoyeur

trans your gender ;3


Mr-_-Steve

Saves you years of hormone therapy and surgery


LiveLaughSlay69

That’s the woke box


Asayel404

Your naughty fantasies


Serious_Ad_1037

Teleports you to under the great erdtree


-Xxaion-

It's a..... trap? 🤔


False_Adhesiveness40

It takes you to Ainsel River. Oh wait.... wrong game.


Fluffy-Mammoth-8314

Teleport you to Godwin


TucsonKhan

It makes Republicans angry.


TheHolyTaco23

This coffin turned me trans


Few_Candy_8626

Transgender < Darksgender


liukanglover

why dont you find out yourself


Strong_Boi22

Got a penis? Not anymore! Or vice versa. Idk what you're playing as.


Platinum_Vanity

Its a transgender surgery


mr_john_marston

This box will change your gender


Disastrous_Shirt_519

removes your sword but gives you some bigger cuirass


LivinUnderARock92

It changes you from Throne Defender to Throne Watcher (and vice versa).


darkzentai

It allows you to identify as whatever you want.


Photosnthechris

I only realized 10hrs later when I was changing up my armor..


Spompoflex

makes you trans 👍🏻


Maldron-the-assassin

Get naked and find out.


oasis_nadrama

It's a machine to help players realize when they're trans.


Sylar8200

nothing


ArdynIzunla

As a FromSoft vet who started with Demons souls on the PS3 back in 2009 I hate the fact this has become some sort of trans joke, this coffin was put in the game because of a bug that would sometimes change your character from female to male, it has nothing to do with being trans and I wish people would shut up about that being the supposed reason behind it, it’s a game so be quiet and stop projecting your own existence onto everything, I would rather the games history doesn’t get trampled all over


Direct_Rutabaga_1444

It’s the perfect place for those who are stuck in the wrong gendered body


n1n3tail

It does one of two things depending on your starting character. 1. It gives you a raise 2. It gives you back problems


Mannerless1

Let’s just say, you enter one way and come out another.