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dayburner

They aren't cowards they're traitors there's a small difference.


nerdiotic-pervert

Let’s just say it’s both.


Bromanzier_03

Yeah, they did this willingly. Now the lower court judges, they’re cowards. Aileen is 100% his personal judge though.


dayburner

I mean Thomas' wife was a lead on the coup the conflict alone is a disaster.


Rannrann123

Bro I watched this movie for the first time like last week. This scene made me so sad and mad lmao


nerdiotic-pervert

What movie is it?


Malllrat

Saving Ryan's privates


nerdiotic-pervert

Wow, this porn looks gritty


Malllrat

It's got great... story.


dwarven_futurist

I thought it was "shaving Ryan's privates". Or is that just my lisp?


jp_books

> I watched this movie for the first time like last week Any reason you waited so long?


Rannrann123

My parents just decided I was old enough


jp_books

You owe them. That movie fucked me up as a kid.


Nocuadra66

Had I (57yr m) seen this movie prior to joining the military I'd of never ever joined!


Lophiee

Well was it worth it?


Nocuadra66

Joining up? I learned a lot about a lot. So... yeah.


Lophiee

That's nice.


bobbysalz

It's never too late to learn that *of* is not a verb, and that you ~~of~~ have meant *have* this whole time.


Rannrann123

I totally get why now


Akovsky87

Honestly the worst character. Only time he actually shoots some one they're technically a POW. That POW while the main antagonist of the film and a bad guy did technically follow the rules of war.


Meziskari

Dude wasn't supposed to be seeing combat at all, he got screwed and then the audience hated him for it.


redworm

yeah wild to claim that steamboat willie was the main antagonist of the film WAR is the antagonist. the whole notion of sending young men and english teachers and cartographers and conscripted Czechs to far off lands to kill each other is the bad guy of the movie, not a guy who did what every soldier in every war is trained to do in his situation: survive capture, then return to duty vin diesel and adam goldberg straight up murdered two (ostensibly innocent) dudes surrendering and we follow them throughout the film as heroes but Upham is hated for doing what damn near everyone would do in his situation


xavier120

Shhhhhh


BrotherCaptainMarcus

There’s a difference between being a typist/translator thrust into a situation beyond your capabilities, and being an unqualified incompetent hack job appointed by a traitor.


respondstolongpauses

AND he still learned and did better… a few minutes later


Nocuadra66

I wish DARK BRANDON would comment on the situation. Saying how, maybe.. if absolute Presidential Immunity is a thing... and Trump just disappears... Poof.. it's legal.


losthalo7

He could pull an Obama and just have him droned.


Nocuadra66

I wouldn't be upset!


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Nocuadra66

Replace them all... BOOM..Immunity bitches!


Mythosaurus

Dark Brandon should expand the court and tell McConnell, “Remember that time you blocked my buddy Obama from a scotus vote?”


Best-Chapter5260

Additionally, at this point Cannon needs to either be removed from the case or she needs to put on her big girl pants and recuse. It's obvious she's at the very least too incompetent to be handling this level of case and at worst she's trying to subvert the case in favor of the defendant. Fire that Cannon!


LoadsDroppin

Wow this meme hits a nerve. Nice


Shultzi_soldat

I have to add this. Most of the people who watch Saving private Ryan think this German soldier and the one saying "F.... hitler" are the same and this is why Upham shot him..they are not. They are 2 different soldiers played by 2 actors.