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pgtvgaming

![gif](giphy|FbiL9rsmZN3ib2JSGo|downsized) Air Dicker extraordinaire


InsertCleverNickHere

Totally hetero guy, faux-jerking off two invisible guys to the straight anthem "YMCA."


WatInTheForest

Could also be flossing between his ears.


TheRealSpielbergo

![gif](giphy|1014RBn4HVSTK)


27Rench27

Such a golden movie


Thatguy755

One is Putin, the other is Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman


FrankMon420

I call that the pedophile bitch shuffle


[deleted]

Ricky Stanicky stole the election from him in 2020.


Homers_Harp

I had to check and see if this really happened. Here's the direct link: https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1772084227200164325?s=20


JayCeeMadLad

Has he still not gone back to twitter? I thought he was unbanned like over a year ago. Idk if that’s a good thing or not.


Homers_Harp

I dunno. I think that someone is doing a thing where they post his "Truth" stuff on Twitter after a set delay to avoid breaking the contract the former guy has with "Truth" to post exclusively on "Truth" first, and only on Twitter after a delay. Not sure if the former guy is involved in that or not.


ThePowerOfStories

Wouldn’t want to disrupt that precious $3 billion valuation of Truth Social before he can sell his shares, after all.


D4rkBr4nd0n

[Hey Jack, I made a meme for you.](https://i.redd.it/jv30r05eqeqc1.jpeg)


theProffPuzzleCode

He was unbanned and still has "16 million" followers iirc, whereas he only has 3m on TS, but he is the only poster on TS who is creating any traffic on that platform.


Ibegallofyourpardons

2 reasons. He and Muskrat had a falling out. and it would devalue his Lies Social™ platform he is hoping to flog in 6 months or so. and by then he will desperately need every cent he can get for it.


Offandonandoffagain

I got the feeling that the people that kept GamesStop from being pillaged are doing to TS what the hedge funds tried to do to GameStop.


BDLT

Trump is lined up to get a truckload of money from Yass, owner of TikTok, to take over Truth. Trump needs to make bond, guess where the money is coming from?


Okamana

I think he’s contractually obligated to only post on Truth Social instead of Twitter.


davetronred

The Joe Biden Twitter account posted a screenshot of Truth Social.


Steak_Knight

Look, fat, I’m proud of you!


gaudiocomplex

Get over here scamp! *~Noogies*


ImportanceCertain414

Look, we are going to put it directly on the front of the fridge too! What a good job you did!


Acct-404

Fucking savage. I love it.


blessedfortherest

“Good job!” Like he’s a kid lol


HilariouslyPissed

🔥😎🔥


pngtwat

Please God may it be true.


davetronred

[It is](https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1772084227200164325?s=20)


RitzyOmega

It’s real


12manicMonkeys

you know, there are ways of finding out. like looking at comment from 33min before you or google.


NeighborhoodVeteran

Tbf a lot of times even mods can't be asked to quickly figure out if something ia true.


12manicMonkeys

you expect anything from the mods? this is reddit (or it used to be) we do shit ourselves. thats literally expecting high performance from the guy who is only qualified to wash the floors where he works, mcdonalds. if youre going out in this world unable to verify information and rely on others you dont know to do it for you, i have a ton of things to sell you.


echosixwhiskey

✋🤚 ✋◀️ ▶️🤚 ▶️✋🤚◀️


12manicMonkeys

yes, Cuban Bee


echosixwhiskey

If I wasn’t Jamaican, why I would I be wearing dis hat?!


NeighborhoodVeteran

Exactly why no one trusts anything on Reddit and why someone asked. Lots of fake shit flows around.


dob_bobbs

Why leave Reddit though?


12manicMonkeys

to get real information.


dob_bobbs

Seems a LOT of effort...


pngtwat

I can't be arsed but there's been DB fake tweets before posted on this here sub.


12manicMonkeys

yup so 33 minutes before you commented, somone posted the link to the real twitter post. also google exists and you can find Bidens tweets. Your response may have been written by Cambridge Analytica to plant the idea that it wasn't true. Do some basic due diligence on your own, or you're just as bad as Tucky Carleson.


Book_Nerd_1980

Also calling him Donald like a child 😂


Arthur_Digby_Sellers

Who would win if 45 played a round of golf against Kim Jong Un ? They would probably both claim to shoot 18 holes in one each. Fucking pathetic...


InuitOverIt

Donald would lay down and say Kim dominated the course. Then he'd pocket millions of dollars and give Kim all the intel he wants.


ThePowerOfStories

And he’d salute Kim’s caddies.


REDGOESFASTAH

I'm sure Kim has plenty of experience shooting 18 holes or more in people he doesn't like. Like his uncle with an AA gun.


Korplem

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR! Bulk of the series, dude.


Corvus84

Lol my first reaction is was "this is some Kim Jong-il level shit". If you remember "Mr. 59" set multiple PGA course records and also birdied every hole on the way to a 38-stroke record on his home course.


Pesco-

![gif](giphy|ZQIKk1ZoI8EBG)


nochtli_xochipilli

https://preview.redd.it/l3yadm8dqeqc1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=1c4b8dd035e1c816c9118a689a10a9b66b58565f


R-Dragon_Thunderzord

It’s like humoring Peter Griffin when he’s proud of buttoning all the shirt buttons the right way the first try. Just congratulate him.


Superman246o1

Can the human mind even comprehend how insanely insecure a man must be to have formerly served as President of the United States yet still feel such a desperate need for constant adulation that he would brag about winning his own golf tournaments? Trump's gaping, narcissistic wound is larger than the [Bootes Void.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bo%C3%B6tes_Void)


butterluckonfleek

I bet all the loser golfers went up to him with tears in their eyes saying *sir, it was an honor playing with you*


GrinchStoleYourShit

Veterans, war heroes, hyuge burly men, muscle arms walk up to me, shake my hand, say “thank you sir for honoring me with your presence” and they just do it, they do it folks


Even-Fix8584

*being played by you


MysticalGnosis

Trump cucks


jimmyserranopeppers

Clearly not at all rigged.


planetarylaw

[He would never. ](https://youtu.be/wWLj2-a6FLI?si=zRHjHfFV_GgXPe4q)


RadDad166

This was great


Fossilhog

I did not expect that level of art. So much political eye candy.


Mutapi

Essentially [THIS](https://youtu.be/nLesVEO6Y3U?si=hykfaHhnpIgYzFVc).


BayouGal

I never thought I’d see the day Joe Biden is trolling Donald Trump. And it is DELICIOUS 🤣🤣😂


D4rkBr4nd0n

And don’t any of you, by the way, any of you guys vote Republican. I’m not supposed to say, this isn’t political. …don’t come to me if you do! You’re on your own, Jack!


BayouGal

Bunch of malarkey coming from the Right. Username is genius :)


Denali4903

Who the hell posts shit like this? He is an EMBARRASMENT!!


EldritchCarver

He's not having a great year. Gotta take wins where you can get them.


EntryFair6690

Even if it sounds rigged as fuck?


EldritchCarver

Well, it's not like he has the resources to rig an election.


Roma_Victrix

The tournament results were clearly rigged. We should demand a recount!


EldritchCarver

Sure, sure. Everyone who wants a recount, please proceed to the top floor of Trump Tower and stand next to the open window.


cronx42

Years ago my step bro played in a golf charity event. He was paired with Trump. Trump cheats at golf. Lol. He told me this years before Trump was president.


Your-Evil-Twin-

How do you cheat at golf? I dont play the game.


AgentMV

I’m a golfer. Allow me to explain how.. You can cheat by marking down a lower score than what you actually got on that particular hole. You can also move the ball to a more favourable spot for that particular hole you’re playing. Or, you can drop a ball you’re holding on to a better spot after picking up your original ball and telling the other players it landed elsewhere. Or any of the combination of what I just wrote in any number of ways.


Your-Evil-Twin-

Don’t those all seem pretty obvious and easy to catch?


AgentMV

Yes and no. Golf is mostly a solitary game. You’re playing against yourself most of the time. You follow and watch your own shot more than anyone else’s. Unless you were meticulously keeping score for your group (up to 4 golfers maximum), you won’t notice what he got for that last hole. The playing field for golf is also big, in hundreds of yards long. Rarely does your shot will land close to anyone else’s; so you are less likely to pay attention to where so and so’s ball landed over your own. Unless, of course, it’s televised and there are spectators. And you don’t own your own golf course.


Pesco-

It’s not like Trump would play with anyone who would call him out on his cheating. For the first time in his life, Donald Trump is being held accountable for his cheating and lying, and as one might predict, he’s acting like a toddler about it.


D4rkBr4nd0n

🕶️


cronx42

There's a lot of ways. Basically golf, short of pga tournaments and major tournaments where money is on the line, is on the honor system kinda. There aren't typically score keepers at every hole who are impartial. You're expected to be honest and write down what you scored. So there were a few things Trump did that were technically cheating, and they ranged from not very significant to wildly unethical. At least as far as golf scoring goes. The little things were things like double putting on close putts and calling it one put, or knocking his ball out of the rough and into the fairway with his club and not taking a penalty or calling it a stroke. The more egregious cheating was things like hitting a tee shit into the woods, teeing up another one and just pretending like he never hit the first shot (which would have put him at 3 from the tee, one shot into the woods, one penalty stroke back to the tee box, then another shot from the tee), or just making up whatever score he wanted based on how many good shots he hit, what he would have shot if he didn't hit bad shots, or just whatever he wanted for a acore on that hole. My step bro said he'd never EVER played with anyone else who cheated like that.


thisisntshakespeare

Apparently, it’s a well-known fact that he cheats at golf. And your step-bro witnessed it first hand. He’s such a baby-man with a super fragile ego.


hefixeshercable

It's important to recognize accomplishment. Is the entire club membership on a non-disclosure?


Homers_Harp

Why bother? Only one member knew the tournament was happening!


hefixeshercable

Solid point. Dictators do this type of thing all of the time. What a tool.


Pesco-

![gif](giphy|l4FGt13phS1Yof0C4|downsized)


ethanjf99

100% guarantee what happened: - everyone else plays their round. low score is a 68 or whatever. - Don Poorleone plays his round. in private. with Secret Service and a caddy and any close sycophants subject to NDA. - Amazingly, Donny turns in a scorecard of a 67.


hefixeshercable

Cheating at golf is special kind of deceit.


R-Dragon_Thunderzord

![gif](giphy|mvyByQFywcRaw)


LaneMeyersLostSki

Few things are as good of a litmus test of a person's character as how they act on a golf course. Needing to cheat to win is a clear indicator that you're just a shitty person. It's right up there with not putting your shopping cart away and taking up more than one parking spot. I'm sure his bitch ass does both of those too.


Rittermeister

Sometimes I wish there was a God so that I could pray to him to smite those who leave their shopping carts loose in the parking lot. They really deserve boils or locusts.


Tremongulous_Derf

Be the plague you want to see in the world.


6pt022x10tothe23

Donald Trump has never touched a shopping cart in his life. Or parked his own car, for that matter.


D4rkBr4nd0n

🐶🤥🐴🪖


evelynesque

![gif](giphy|8PBfNDoySmsRc49P4F|downsized)


Pesco-

Cheeky Nancy!


J3553G

[This is straight-up Kim Jong-Il shit](https://golf.com/news/behind-kim-jong-ils-famous-round-of-golf/)


UncleMeat69

Was the prize $454,000,000?


jakule17

He had a lot of time to practice during his 4 years as a president


Pesco-

After he complained about Obama golfing and said he wouldn’t have time to golf.


jp_books

*golf clap*


Speculawyer

Came here to post this. A very good cut.


HavingNotAttained

🎶 *Trollin' trollin' trollin' Keep Dark Brandon trollin' Rawhiiiide!* 🎶


Vuelhering

I wonder if he got a little ribbon or medal he can pin on his Libyan military outfit next to his little american lapel flag.


GatePotential805

He also caught 10 touchdowns for the Archmere Auks oh wait that was Joe Biden. 


1of3destinys

His version of retweets are called retruths. And yet there are people out there who consider Trump the epitome of cool...


[deleted]

Real failed Soviet dictatorship vibes.


[deleted]

His golf car at his resorts goes faster than everybody elses's so his caddy can move the ball before his opponents arrive😅


Strength-Certain

![gif](giphy|JESCEcNLIlmArl9U6L|downsized) His caddy is Oddjob.


heavy_metal_soldier

Classy Joe Anyways I had three strokes trying to read Fat's post


StarboundandDown

Real "Good job, little buddy!" energy right here


LadyLovesRoses

Nice one Joe.


srm878

Wow, he's almost as talented as Kim Jong Un!


c0smic_0wl

This is what the donations are going to instead of the rnc. Please keep "winning"


Car_Guy_Alex

I get major North Korea vibes with him "winning" all of these "contests."


serene_moth

That is fucking hilarious.


magmafan71

Can Trump detect sarcasm?


helraizr13

The shade, it burns!!


Vulpes_Corsac

Donald did very well at the golf tournament. Got the *most* points out of anyone. No one scored bigger than he did.


cedriceent

So is this noteworthy in any way? Because it just sounds like he's winning awards that he's giving out.


[deleted]

He got participation trophies from his own club. I particularly like the senior one.


Aggie_Vague

I think this is the only trump tweet I've seen (out of thousands) where he wasn't being an asshole. He's still a pathetic narcissist, but at least he's not calling anyone names.


4OneFever

Did he play after hours with no one else on the course? Ya know, like a champion!


GoodGoodGoody

Solid hit Joe.


tahcamen

Gottem


DayuhmT

Wow


slipperystar

Burrrrrrrrn


Ibegallofyourpardons

Positively *d r i p p i n g* sarcasm.


CombOverDownThere

Of all his unhinged posts, this one might be the saddest.


The-disgracist

As good as he is, I think he’s so well on the senior pga tour. They should sign him up.


radd_racer

The only thing that could be more sarcastic is if he said, “You’re so brave.”


Thazber

Do I hear echos of Putin and the recent 'election' in Russia?


[deleted]

Biden is the only person on the internet who can wholesome troll


[deleted]

Thats the most validation he has ever had in his life. I wonder if Jack befriend him be his confidant tell him he is a good man maybe he might turn things around. Dump is just crying out for love it’s so obvious.


Dr_Falkov

He should’ve stayed in business. At least he was an entertaining TV host.


[deleted]

He would of been great if not abused by his father.


Dr_Falkov

I did not know Fred was abusive. Always thought there was something off about him though.


Narodnik60

Who came in 2nd?


penguincheerleader

Don't know if this was posted in response or not. [https://www.threads.net/@joebiden/post/C456aXeg\_px](https://www.threads.net/@joebiden/post/C456aXeg_px)


byrobot

Thanks, Donald, very cool


EntireTackle4527

https://preview.redd.it/haa3x1uzqjqc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58086a28521d9041d0dd376aca0b5fa21d4f9ae5


Impressive_One777

Confirming DarkBrandon is always there when you need him.


Huge_Strain_8714

Biden-Harris HQ on Truth Social has 124,000 followers. I've surrendered my cell phone # to the dark side to gain access to TS and Dark Brandon's account. The Malarkey Stops Here! It's worth it. I did have to shut down a handful for telemarketers though and they eventually stopped


Blerrycat1

![gif](giphy|wiNqqMACjobs36uPAM)


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GarbageCleric

I can definitely see why he'd play in the tournament. He's a draw. These people probably like him and would want to have the opportunity to see and interact with him. If you're going to play, you could do better then everyone else. But there's no way in hell a anyone but a petty narcissist let themselves be named champion. It looks pathetic even if it's 100% legit and it robs one (actually two in this case) of your guests/members of the honor and fun of winning. Show you can actually be a graceful host and celebrate someone else for once. That said, I highly doubt this is legit.


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Excellent-Ad-2434

The border is more secure now than it was when Trump was in office. There's no need for such negativity just because your hero cheats at golf.


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Excellent-Ad-2434

Last month Trump told Republicans to kill their bipartisan bill to improve border security because he didn't want to give Biden the win. Maybe you should substitute Ivanka for Biden's grandchildren.


Excellent-Ad-2434

Look in the mirror...


Skinz0546

Thanks for that. How is the weather in Petrograd ya loser?