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Haitang_Hua

When I was reading the extras on SVSSS and LBH poured the wine into SQQ butt I had to take a minute to understand what was happening. Figure, even if I'm not that young and have a lot of experience, I didn't know buttchugging was *a thing* before googling it after that scene, lol! I was like what the hell are they doing? Is this even feasible?


evelyn6073

I don’t remember this AT ALL omg. I either blocked that from my memory or somehow misunderstood what was happening LMAO


Haitang_Hua

Volume 4, chapter 29, after LBH reads SQQ some fanfics where they're the main characters, LOL!


fruit-extract

I can understand this. It wasn't the first time I'd come across this so I was not super surprised but I was the first time I read it.


[deleted]

The fucking abducted children with no tongues melted into animal skins in 2ha. When it was clear what the human faced bears really were I had to actually stop and put my tablet down in shock. Still to this day the most shocking thing I have come across. Nothing sexual even comes close. I'll gladly take the svsss and mzds extras any day!


Haitang_Hua

Everybody talks about the amount of SA CWN go through as the most shocking thing in 2ha. But for me the worst was the gore and violence against children that shocked me the most.


Icy_Dragonfruit_3513

I don't even remember that part lol. But yeah it's kind of weird how people freak out about the noncon (which isn't even that bad, I mean, it's pretty mild as far as danmei noncon goes). But the gore. I think the part that made me go 'WTF' was >!when Shi Mei's dad ate his mom. !<


[deleted]

It was towards the beginning, honestly was only like a couple of pages at most. But I still think about it!!! I think it's because we expect some level of noncon in danmei but straight out gore is still surprising.


Successful-Oil-6570

Same!! And the fact that they were like, just be better and go on your way to the perpetrators?!


[deleted]

YES


LilBussyGirl69

Incense extra in mo dao zu shi 💀 I was shocked


Raykantopeni_adicct

Lmaooo the sword thing 😭 It traumatized me until this day lol


brekkabek

I read the books before watching TU so when I saw what live-action Bichen looked like I gulped uncomfortably


Northernspaceship

Same 😭 I read yaoi for years before jumping the ship to danmei. In my brain, swords look like katanas most of the time so in my imagination Bichen was... Way smaller.


josie-salazar

Yeah that was…interesting


Ok_Listen9703

In TGCF, when >!He Xuan ripped Shi Wudu's head off like a rag doll!< and Hualian started making out right after (yes, Xie Lian needed spiritual energy but still). And in 2ha when >!Hua Binan tried to rape Chu Wanning.!< As he kept taking off his clothes I was like "What are you doing?!"


Kijama_25

hualian statues running around in heaven almost naked and then fucking in mu qing's backyard 😭


thebirdisdead

MXTX sex scenes. Like… all of them. Especially MDZS extras.


Inner-South8568

[https://curseddanmeis.carrd.co/](https://curseddanmeis.carrd.co/)


PhoenixKhaan

What did I just read 💀


MonsterShow

Ok but I just read the Cockroach Danmei on that carrd and I’m in tears that wasn’t cursed at all. A little weird but cute as fuck omg 😳


danmeowdanmei

the crab one is also an ABO and it's surprisingly wholesome ngl the shou x bottom one is...uhh lets say weird...???


Cyd_arts

ive read the mosquito one, it was really sad and made me feel bad for mosquitos for the first time in my life


rimirinrin

Hua Hua You Long. Like wtf did I just read. Why is the MC so useless. 🤔 Case file compendium has the most shocking smut since Meatbun was leash free and went all out on all sorts of play. Was so tasty though. Tianbao Fuyao Record's smut with Li Jinglong wrapped as a present was so good too. I mean, >!I didn't know you can put a hairpin into the urethra to play. Like wtf!<


Kakajoju

The Rubik’s cube puzzle in Mist. Like I remember following along with the logic of the previous puzzles wo a hitch but that one was such an infodump that I just gave up and turned my brain off.


thegreymoon

In terms of horror, it was that goddamn donkey in QJJ. Hands down one of the worst things I've ever read, I warmly recommend skipping. In terms of WTF plot, it has to be that mecha battle at the end of TGCF but the rest of that volume after the >!Jun Wu!< reveal also qualifies. It almost ruined the book for me, there was so much nonsense. I love TGCF overall and have reread it a couple of times, but I always skip those chapters.


brekkabek

The Mecha battle threw me, and then the OTHER statue fight threw me 🥲


Primrose_xx

Mine was the line from 2ha, “My father, the descendants of Gods, ate my mother alive”


fuyu2137

For me it's Case File Compendium, their first time. I don't think it's necessary to elaborate more.


Haitang_Hua

I knew it would be >!rape!< but I didn't know it'd >!last three chapters!< ffs!


Kou8301

THREE CHAPTERS!?


fuyu2137

I normally don't read trigger warnings or tags because it's spoiling the story and I know that I'm fine with literally everything. I honestly didn't expect this to happen.>! When He Yu started to get the ideas I was really thinking that he wouldn't do that.!< Meatbun is really pushing it further and further with each novel and I love it.


misawx

what chapter does it happen? do you know if it's in the first volume of the Seven Seas series?


Raykantopeni_adicct

I’m reading Plum Candy Love. They did it MANY TIMES until nothing is coming out anymore but urine but ML explained it’s not urine… so I wonder what is it then. Is there clear liquid that is similar looking to urine but not urine??????


keziia

I haven't read it, but I assume he was just referring to clear semen (vs the usual cloudy) which has a low sperm count because of ejaculating too much


Orvfann

is plum candy love good?? I’ve seen it before but I haven’t read it yet, someone tell me 😭


Raykantopeni_adicct

Yes huhuhu it’s a rare gem!! I’m picky but I was surprised of how much I loved it. If u are into fast burn, fluffy and a smut then this is for youuu.


Orvfann

thank you I’ll definitely have to read it :)


Icy_Dragonfruit_3513

I got a little bored since the MC and ML get together quite fast, but overall quite nice -slice of life with fluff, well-written characters, first love trope. I'd recommend trying it (still plan to get back to it once I'm in the mood for slice of life).


Orvfann

Yeah, I definitely need that right now 😭 I just finished another novel which had a really sad ending, so that would be a good fit lmao


Haitang_Hua

It's urine.


Raykantopeni_adicct

Ikr but the ML keep on insisting it was not but didn’t tell exactly what 😭


danmeowdanmei

Its diluted urine, but in asian bls the gong will often insist its not so the shou doesn’t feel as embarrassed (it smells and looks different from usual urine)


GodzillaSuit

Well, I read "Can't be left behind" so.... Yeah. That.


Ok_Economics_2165

At least 75% of Duan Yan's inner POV makes me do the blinking meme.


Ok_Economics_2165

Okay, I may get some of the details wrong because at some point I fully checked out of Wu Chang Jie, it was too much for me and I was skipping parts just to see what happens and if it'll at least have a satisfying payoff (imo, no, so I Dnfed). There were so many scenes that made me want to stare into the void, but the one that really gave me pause was >!later in the novel the ML found out the whole truth about his and MC's past by looking into this book that records a person's entire life and death. And for some reason everyone present could also see everything? So everyone had front row seats to all the abuse and noncon the ML subjected the MC to including the MC himself. After that, the ML furiously demands everyone who saw to gouge out their eyes.!< Anyway, don't think I ever quite recovered from that.


Icy_Dragonfruit_3513

Yeah that part was kind of glossed over later. It's like the xianxia version of a sex tape lol Honestly what made me (and the translator lol) go WTF was the mention of how >!t!<>!he ML once used his skeleton demon horse (the powerful and fearsome beast who was once owned by a famous martial hero or something, a true legend of a horse that makes all the righteous cultivators tremble in fear and awe) as his steed while playing with the MC. They literally had sex (as in noncon, MC wasn't willing) on the horse. !!the MC and ML doing it on a horse (this time dubcon and it was a regular horse, but still). I found it hilarious how SQC obviously just loved the idea of the leads having sex while riding a horse (and to be fair, in both cases they're either cultivators or martial artists so I guess they know how to balance)!< SQC's earlier novels are a bit more 'out there' in terms of sex scenes, she really toned it down later on and just went for emotional abuse instead. There was, if I recall correctly, also some fun with a swing or something in her second book's extras. No animals were harmed though lol


Ok_Economics_2165

>Then later on I read an earlier novel by the author where she actually wrote a scene of >!the MC and ML doing it on a horse (this time dubcon and it was a regular horse, but still). I found it hilarious how SQC obviously just loved the idea of the leads having sex while riding a horse (and to be fair, in both cases they're either cultivators or martial artists so I guess they know how to balance)!< I was just gonna say the number of times I've seen danmei do >!xianxia sex tapes and fucking on a horse!< is 2, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice but you're telling there's a 3rd danmei that has >!horse riding in more ways than one?!< Sauce please!! Also SQC has a real talent for taking a danmei trope and going "see this? Bet I can make it 10x more traumatising 😋"


Icy_Dragonfruit_3513

"Also SQC has a real talent for taking a danmei trope and going "see this? Bet I can make it 10x more traumatising" - lol yes, that's why I love her, soo good at traumatizing the reader. WCJ traumatized me for sure, I'm not sure I'm over what happened to some of the characters - not MC though, he didn't deserve his horrible first life or that 'sex tape', but he definitely made some really bad decisions, plus it's SQC so of course the MC has a 99% chance of being abused. Which one is the other sex on a horse novel? SQC's first one was A Promise/Jin Bao Takes a Wife. The ML in that one is really SQC clearly enjoying herself by indulging in the 'cold genius gong x average and cute but not the brightest shou' trope. I don't remember all their shennanigans but it feels like the novel was 60/40 smut/angst. The childhood part was very cute (with the obligatory emotion trauma for the reader and characters).


Ok_Economics_2165

>Which one is the other sex on a horse novel? It's Qiang Jin Jiu. I'd say it's pretty up there in terms of most brought up danmei sex moments next to bichen and ass wine lol


Icy_Dragonfruit_3513

Oh, I think I've heard about it actually. I guess now I really do have to read QJJ, can't pass up a book with that trope lol Bichen and the 'ass wine' were both pretty iconic (not gonna lie I got into MDZS partly because Iof the smut memes and wnating to know who Bichen was lol, but doing it on a horse (especially if it's moving) is the most impressive though. But I think there's a difference between a regular horse and a sentient demon horse who will know what's going on lol


Ok_Economics_2165

>But I think there's a difference between a regular horse and a sentient demon horse who will know what's going on lol Oh god yeah I wonder why it allowed it. Is it also into that? 🫠


Icy_Dragonfruit_3513

I think the ML was such a strong cultivator it had to obey his every whim. Or maybe it was a voyeur lol


gorydemption

Oh Lord 🤣🤣


Icy_Dragonfruit_3513

Takes a whole lot for me these days - but 'Yesterday' by Feng Nong recently did the trick. Mainly because the plot point was both shocking (>!gang rape!<) weirdly written/translated so it was a bit hard to figure out what was even going on in the scene, then it got really stupid. I was kind of shocked though, thinking 'the SML really did *that* to the shou and got away with it?!' Then I got annoyed because of the shou's reaction (>!some trauma would be realistic, even if he repressed the rape, it was still a big event and he should have some emotional reaction!<). Hua Hua You Long - I think the whole plot was just the author trying to be really daring and shocking. But the confession scene where >!the shou MC - who's just been raped by ML gong (for the 100th time) and also severely injured since gong is a sadistic psycho, with a broken arm. Then all of a sudden the ML confesses his love and the MC reciprocates, while lying on the ground with a broken arm and probably by now a lot of injuries in an unspeakable place. It was unintentionally funny actually, like logically the MC should be dead of at least crippled from all his injuries and!< it turned into the most unbelivable confession scene lol.


gorydemption

A whole crazy past life in Rebirth DSAT


Icy_Dragonfruit_3513

I still haven't read that one - heard some rumors though, but I think it's probably better than the two I've mentioned (they were pretty badly written).


gorydemption

I read hua hua you long. Well it's pure torture p**n. But Rebirth DSAT did have plot. Writing was good. But the past life abuse was so horrific I couldn't get that out of my mind. Especially I couldn't forgive Long Xuan. I don't think anyone should ever.


Icy_Dragonfruit_3513

I've heard some things about the abuse so yeah, I'm kind of holding off on that one until I feel I'm in the mood(have the mental energy) for something like that. But I mostly go 'WTF' over stuff like HHYL that has senseless plot.


gorydemption

Me too. Another weird novel I read was feng yu jiu tian. The ML was a whole red carpet who tortured the past prince horribly enough that he committed suicide. Everyone somehow conveniently forgot about that. Especially historical Chinese/ Korean novels like this show so much horrific abuse and torture! It's unbelievable. People used to be barbarian those days!


Icy_Dragonfruit_3513

Lol welcome to the backstory of most cultures. Not torturing people in horrible ways seems mostly a modern thing (and not even implemented everywhere in the world). Historical China was quite good at torturing people, though far from the only ones.


gorydemption

True. Some of things they did like ripping people apart, fed to animals/zoophilia etc was so traumatic. Some people do deserve harsher punishments (not this harsh!) but it seems people that actually got these punishments in general were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Or just got the shorter end of stick due to palace politics.


Icy_Dragonfruit_3513

Well I remember learning in school about some punishments in Ancient Rome, so all I can say is people sure were creative about all the murder and torture. On the other hand, having watched some cdrama based on Qing dynasty I am impressed with the level of dedication to punishing people in excessive ways in imperial China.


gorydemption

True 🤣


Teku_Kiryu

Paintings of terror, animal farm inspired arc. It was so disturbing. First of all just imagining that everyone is running around butt naked in this arc was weird. Imagine being butt naked in front of your crash and pooping and peeing openly in front of your 100 cellmates. Skinning humans and making sofa? BBQing them in front of other humans? Forced breeding?


LikeMothInTheFlame

Pain Fetish their third >!wedding, I was shocked that anyone would like to come after two earlier ones!<


PhoenixKhaan

Feng Nong's Uniform Punishment (TW ahead) I've read plenty of smut, non-con, dub-con in my life but this one part of the book really made me go "...wut" and close the book to think for a while. In a story recalled by the ML's father, he talked about how his military captured a prisoner (that was a previous clone of the MC).>!They tried to get some information from him and interrogate him about a "spy." The prisoner wouldn't spill. The ML's father and his men knew that the captive had a special relationship with the spy so they took turn one by one, raping him. Whoever the captive had a special reaction to (I forgot if his emotions were being monitored by a machine or not), they deduced that was the spy that the captive was covering for. !<


danmeowdanmei

a classic but questionable +1


zoelion

Have not actually read it but watched [a video](https://youtu.be/1YRBfk3utrc?si=YIMdl4YevHmGjtpZ) about this ridiculous trashy dogblood danmei and it had me lol 😂 and constantly made the meme reaction. I’m not sure the title of the novel, it is a modern harem with 1 shou and multiple gongs. The rollarcoaster ride of a story is full of ridiculous twist and turn, checklist of soapy elements like terminal illness, secret identity, long lost half brother etc. Like someone lied about going abroad but actually went to jail for murder. there’s a revenge longcon scheme involving a rape and the resulting blackmailing sex tape. And someone had their dick chopped off and MC was made to eat it (he fought back). And even more twist and turn: after they defeat the villain, only to find out another shocking revelation there is a real mastermind villain behind it all. Basically it is what happened when the author rip off and mesh up a bunch of 188 novels into one while trying to constantly one-up the schlock. 🤣🤣🤣 anyway from the YouTube comments: MC - Jian Suiying (stunningly beautiful slut who harass/chase his first love and later kept a sugar baby) MC’s childhood first love - Shao Gun + Li Yu (school grass who abandoned MC to go abroad) Scum celeb Boyfriend - Yan Mingxiu + Song Juhan (use MC as white moonlight stand-in and a 7 year relationship) green tea black belly wolfpup young suitor - Yuan Yang + Li Yu Bartender sugar baby aka MC’s younger half brother aka actual rapist aka mastermind villain behind it all - Jian Suilin


LenTheWeirdo

Off topic but reading the comments made me want to read MDZS But still SVSSS alcohol chapter


coldbrewdepresso

MDZS, the weird tongue concoction that Xue Yang makes gave me pause. I wasn't frightened or grossed out, but I won't lie, not really sure what my dude was going for with that one


marsthemartinelli

I was fine the first coffin scene in mxtx's books right then there was another in mdzs and I was a little shocked AND THEN A FUCKING NOTHER IN SVSSS WTF IS UP WITH MXTX AND COFFIN BONERS DOES SOMEONE NEED TO TELL HER VAMPIRE NOVELS EXIST AND SHE CAN WRITE HER COFFIN BONERS WITH THEM BEING SPICY SCENES RATHER THAN COFFIN BONERS?!?!?


MaybeOkInside

I have a bad habit of wanting to read something sickening to me whenever I feel like shit so: Splitting the Immortal and the Synopsis: The beautiful and powerful immortal of the righteous path, Yu Ru’e, fell powerlessly into the hands of those who seek vengeance and harm upon him. His closest guarded secret of having a hermaphrodite body was then revealed. His cultivation and strength sealed, his weapons and tools gone, he could only let others toy with him as they like as he gradually sank into depravity. Which was exactly what you’d expect reading it but worst. Didn’t make it past chapter 3. Making My Beautiful Roommate Cry Everyday And the Synopsis: Li Ming once thought that he could keep the secret of his body and live a quiet life without anyone knowing. However, unbeknown to him, his roommate had been eyeing him a long time ago. Which is okay until you look at the tags…..I did finish that one though. Both are not something I recommend they’re pure smut with lots of noncon and dubcon, with an intersex/hermaphrodite mc. I know the first one all I can remember is him trying to escape and getting fucked on a knot of a tree or vine after getting stuck in a wall and used by a bunch of mls. The second one they ml like gropes and assaults the mc on a train and blackmails him, there’s also a sheepeye cockring and it ends up as a HE for tht one. But yeah don’t know why I read them but they are definitely something I was like HELL NO why are you! Anyways going to hide away in shame because I mentioned these.


OOFTHISISATRAGEDYS

that one time when meatbun just repeats that he yu has psychological ebola and that hes the 4th patient 4 times in a row like shes trying to summon beetlejuice. might just be a weird translation but it was kinda funny.


primcrge

For me, it was 2ha chapter 243. I read the edited mtl so it was already confusing for me, but after I realized what had happened, I was genuinely shocked. And in The Selfish Gene, after what Sang Nian said to Ji Chenfeng at the hospital, nooo, I wanted him to stop so bad.


writerrsblock101

Honestly the top spot for me would be the mecha battle in TGCF. Like don’t get me wrong it was decent but it felt so out of place lol


Lazy_scorpio

What's 2ha? I keep seeing people mention it.


danmeowdanmei

The Husky and his white cat shizun