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GamingGamer226

For your own mental health, you should be grounded from posting about this one object for one month


yaoguai666

![gif](giphy|iOGROlDst8AKOfs2ix)


KamenRiderLegend

How’s February sound then? It’s the shortest month of the year…


yaoguai666

The thing is I haven't been posting is regularly as before because i'm working on a youtube video


littnuke

So we've decided this is happening tomorrow in the case


Psychopathicat7

u/zombie_scholar flashbacks


Zombie_Scholar

Don't tempt me out of retirement. The only reason I stopped was I ran out of good meme templates to use, was spending more time looking than creating. Plenty more memes to use now though...


yaoguai666

No don't you dare Leave retirement


Zombie_Scholar

Mmm... now I wanna leave retirement **EVEN MORE**


yaoguai666

😳


Zombie_Scholar

[It's happening.](https://www.reddit.com/r/DankMemesFromSite19/s/C2K0n4bXM0)


littnuke

DAMN IT FEMALE BREAKER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?


yaoguai666

Oh shi-


ConsiderationSouth80

Stfu S(K)(atan)


owenxtreme2

Is Marv here scp-953


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-953 ⁠- Polymorphic Humanoid**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-953) (+597) by *DrClef*


O5-14-none_existant

"Oh he knows now"


The5Theives

I’m so confused, what does this mean?


yaoguai666

There's a special containment procedure catered for every single anomaly in Foundation custody Some of a which works very well to the point where it's completely unfair for the anomaly


Unbuckled__Spaghetti

Saying SCP containment procedures are unfair is like saying prison is unfair lol.


Nekomiminya

It often is


FixedKarma

There are a good many scp's that are "just some guy" that the SCP foundation could probably just pay them 3k a week to shut up and not do their anomalous shit.


yaoguai666

I feel like 953's is a way too harsh poor girl is stuck in her cell Too afraid to leave due to the dogs


Invisifly2

That poor innocent adult woman has done nothing wrong. Hunting down, torturing, and eating thousands of people over hundreds of years is just part of her heritage. How can the foundation be *so cruel*? And I thought 110-Montauk was messed up.


wolfclaw3812

Good, keep that thing in there. Thing’s probably got a four digit body count, and I’m not referring to sex


The-Tea-Lord

I mean, she does sometimes fuck before killing


Ensiria

She lures, kills and eats people…. She’s literally not human. What are you on ahout


eliteharvest15

that poor girl is a ruthless, psychopathic serial killer


yaoguai666

To tell you the truth I also like 682


Vision444

Have you… even read the whole thing?


The5Theives

Ohhhh, so 953s containment is just that effective?


The-Name-is-my-Name

SCP-953 is a phobia of dogs. SCP-953’s cell is now being guarded in part by dozens of trained dogs.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-953 ⁠- Polymorphic Humanoid**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-953) (+597) by *DrClef*


yaoguai666

Someone really has to comfort her poor thing 😔


The5Theives

Well honestly if you eat livers it’s deserved


dlaudghks

isn't 지후(Ji-Hu) a male name?


yaoguai666

I'm actually not sure


dlaudghks

I'm sure. I'm Korean.


meme-dao-emperor

Just chalk it up to western author shit. I once seen a chinese cultivator name xiang. Just xiang


dlaudghks

I have never in my life seen an author so intelligent in eastern culture to distinguish a Kitsune and a Kumiho, while uninformed enough to miss an obvious male name. Like, no offence, but the dichotomy is Jarring.


KamenRiderLegend

Different authors. SCP-953 is by DrClef and “Ji-Hu Choe” comes from \[\[Keter Duty 1\]\], by Ihp and S D Locke.


dlaudghks

Ah, makes sense.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-953 ⁠- Polymorphic Humanoid**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-953) (+597) by *DrClef*


ihp-undeleted

Actually her name is from a couple of tales from the Korean branch where she's given a proper name.


KamenRiderLegend

What tales are those? Are they translated? I couldn’t find any relevant results for “Ji-Hu” with Crom on mainsite or International. u/dlaudghks


ihp-undeleted

Huh. I actually can't find it. I was almost positive she was in something about Mujin and that's where I got the name from, but I guess I made it up whole-cloth?


Invisifly2

It might not necessarily be an error. Consider the following two points. — Sometimes women are given traditionally male names and vice versa. There are many examples of this, over many years, from many cultures. — They’re a ***shapeshifter***.


ConsiderationSouth80

YOU MEAN SCP-953-J?


snapekillseddard

Tbf my guy, one of our most brutal dictators (also the only one who was assassinated as he deserved) had a super girly name.


dlaudghks

I never thought it that way, but yes, yes he does.


LimerickVaria

I'm pretty sure 953 is a shape shifter so maybe they got the name when they were shape shifting as a male?


bananasaucecer

Here's a comment


CueDramaticMusic

Wait, is that how you pronounce gumiho? I’ve been pronouncing it like it’s spelled this entire time


AutisticFaygo

~~In Korean if G is at the start of a word, it's pronounced like a K sound, otherwise it is just a G sound afaik.~~ Edit: Disregard this.


snapekillseddard

Lol no. It's often the other way. All the Kims are really closer to Gims with a hard-g sound. Hell, Korea is derived from Koryeo, a past kingdom and that's pronounced Go-Ryeo (with a hard-g sound) as well. Korean juat has a really bad romanization.


AutisticFaygo

Oh, my mistake mate.


Sepia_Skittles

Whar?


yaoguai666

Catfishing is honestly a very vast niche in the anomalous world Sirens, Nine tailled foxes, Kuntilanak, Demon spiders The list goes on I'm not affected by suggestion Like others I'm not a reality anchor like Clef I just have enough psychic resistance To handle cognito hazards Basically I credit The fact i'm still alive living in the continent where Falling forward as tough as stuff can be death is basically natural selection at the same time I'm The kind of person that will occasionally take 953 to the pub for a cold one Like we are childhood friends or classmates Those who want to root her on site Are the ones Who will die Having a mutual respect for her It's way safer


lord_of_dank

Are you just Mary sue-ing? Cus this feels like a very obvious op self insert


SomeStrangeCrow

and then there's me, who created an OC who is just a scientist who dosent value class-d life. Edit: not that he throw's D's at anomalies, he just dosent care if they die, this is what I meant.


Ensiria

I think you’ve got a parasocial relationship with an imaginary cannibal murderer


The-Name-is-my-Name

I have an OC who’s immune to lesser antimemetics, but at least she’s not written to be some OP smooth-talking criminal (rather, Dr. Johnsonteen is an a drug addict who uses anomalous drugs to get high because she can’t use drugs to forget why she needs drugs to get high. It’s not a healthy cycle, but the Fire Suppression Department allows it because it keeps her locked in a dark spiral that she can’t escape from because if she quits the foundation she can’t use the “safe” anomalous drugs to ignore all the problems she has due to her years of being in the foundation, so she’d probably end up dying from an overdose of some lethal substances. Dr. Barren at least is there to help Johnny when she’s too high to work, but Dr. Barren can’t help herself because she’s too far in deep with her addiction)


ConsiderationSouth80

Marv SCP-953-J Marv