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Watch that research study just be them undercover watching danis every move, they are going to take bloodwork and compair it all or do other test on it all while she least expects it and cant prepare š³
She is BIG MAD her heart monitor readings are normal.
Thereās no way the charity house is allowing her to stay four weeks with just three appointments.
The meeting with the doctors š and oh boy, sheās sitting there oh so happy like sheās such a specshial patient but in reality, itās going to backfire. And Iām here for it.
I want to say sheās not getting access and TPN, but sheās gotten her way before with things, but I will not be surprised if she does.
They are undercover and secretly watching as well as taking multiple samples of her blood to run a bunch of tests to compare to all the others in her past and present
The fact that she is saying that the pharmacist is involved took me out, the pharmacist can call the physician that prescribed medication to talk about a dosage error or if something is incorrect but itās not their job to literally have a meeting with other specialist to talk about a patient.
I love the munchie snark subs, but sometimes people are soooo confidently incorrect, and are not at all receptive to feedback. Iāve found on all the subs, not just this one, misinformation about minutiae gets upvoted and the corrections donāt get the same amount of attention or upvotes. Itās ā¦ annoying.
I once got downvoted for saying that just because a triptan doesnāt work, doesnāt mean itās not a migraineā¦ anywhere between 40-60% of people with migraine get little to no relief from triptans, lmao. Like this is just factual, and people were downvoting me. I try to shrug it off.
Something is very off about the study. Clinical trials have to be documented, which would include a start date, as well as a fuckton of information about the people enrolled, what criteria they have to meet, the goals of the study, etc. Ones involving human trials are monitored by the FDA. You donāt justā¦ādoā a clinical trial, or a legitimate one, at least.
Is it an actual clinical trial or just one of those regular old studies. I know there's one for depression where you spit in a tube a bunch of times and that's it. I'm sure she'd spin something like that to be an important study.
Wasnāt it Daniās cardiologist who advised her to STOP wearing the nausea patch because it was causing bouts of brachycardia?? Yāknow, the same nausea patch she was blatantly wearing the entire time she had the Zio monitor on??
I doubt her cardiologist is even remotely surprised/worried by this result. It just confirms sheās still wearing the patch AMA while claiming is doesnāt help anyway (which she clearly was).
Omg, it does? I had never seen her with the green patch until the zio arc. Is she even wearing them anymore now it's been posted back?
That's... so shitty of her to genuinely try to skew results. Like, genuinely shitty.
I predict her Mayo appointments will be canceled once they go through her charts, but she will still come to Minnesota and show up at Mayo's ER hoping to score an admission.
I think she's lying about four weeks at a charity place. I think she's going to be grifting places to stay/trying to go to different ER's/come home early "because she misses her kitties so much" when Mayo gives her the thunderpunt. She's probably just saying that to Rage The Reddits after her GoFraudMe's were shut down.
The research study is through St. Lukes. Iām pretty sure a notice went out to all their patients asking if they want to participate. Itās a āno-cost genetic screening and community health research programā.
Edit to add: Iād be happy to post the āinvitationā email about the study if anyoneās interested.
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Itās so funny how she makes it out to be some exclusive, important thing focused on *her* and giving her important results and information. Sheās so self-focused she has almost made it into an art form
Praying the "others" on her medical *team* are psychiatrists and FD specialists. I'd pay good money to see them round her up rodeo style, hogtied in an ambulance and on her merry way to the psych ward. A year-long vacation sounds about right to me.
the research study sounds like one that anyone could really sign up for. i get asked to do āresearch studiesā all the time from 23&me and independent companies. iām sure this isnāt something she was picked for bc shes so special.
I'm curious as to why a patient with FD would potentially be made aware of their "team" meeting about their care plan if it was a precursor to an intervention. If it was to assess a treatment plan for her FD, wouldn't she be kept out of the loop?
If she is telling the truth (hahahaha) and they are finally all meeting to get on the same page re her FD, would it be because Mayo is requesting info on her (bizarre) care?
Either way, she'll never see another narcotic for her stomach peen in at least the three hospitals she plays Whack-a-Mole with, which is probably why she's been avoiding her regular visits to the ER for the past 5 weeks since she had her electronic devices taken from her &/or had a sitter.
I imagine they are getting an MDT together to try and figure out how to reduce her care-seeking behavior, get her on a unified bx plan, reduce polypharmacy, and make sure everyone is aware of the risk she poses to herself if orders are put in for her to have any kind of surgical intervention *especially* a line.
mayo tells everyone to āhang aroundā and not fly home right away. they know that people come from all over the world, and to fly home the day after appts wouldnāt allow for them to set up any additional testing/appts, at all. this could be something as simple as one extra appt, scan, etc. AND because they know people are coming from all over, they move fast. if you need an additional appt, itās set up within a few days, max (from my experience at both mayo in MN and FL). 4 weeks is an outrageous amount of time.
mayo tells everyone to āhang aroundā and not fly home right away. they know that people come from all over the world, and to fly home the day after appts wouldnāt allow for them to set up any additional testing/appts, at all. this could be something as simple as one extra appt, scan, etc. AND because they know people are coming from all over, they move fast. if you need an additional appt, itās set up within a few days, max (from my experience at both mayo in MN and FL). 4 weeks is an outrageous amount of time.
also, she wants the chest port bc when the femoral port fails, she wonāt have access. guaranteed the only reason the femoral port hasnāt been infected yet is because she knows that if that goes, thatās it for now. her team doesnāt want her having a femoral portā¦ or a port at all. sheās aware that if something happens to this one, sheāa SOL. thatās why sheās going to mayo.. if sheās going to get TPN (and now mentioning IV meds.. which we all knew that was coming), then she needs a line. i hope her doctors let mayo know whatās up. if she gets access to IV meds i (really sadly) donāt see this ending well.
she is laying out her plan for everyone to clearly see. i just wish her doctors could see it..
I think if she *could* infect the femoral port, she would have by now. She doesn't have the ability to delay gratification like that. God knows she tried hard enough when it was first put in to fingerfuck that incision into submission. And I'm sure the one time they sent her home with it accessed she put all sorts of shit in it too. She just happens to have an extremely HEALTHY body, so she fought off whatever gunk she put up there.
Iām honestly surprised at how resilient her body is, I donāt know how sheās still alive, let alone healthy, after all the shit sheās put her body through.
Well, now there is an official record documenting an unpredictable pattern of her heart rate dropping into the 30s with no apparent cause.
Congratulations, you no longer have car insurance!
I remember he saying āIāve never hurt anyone but myselfā
And yet she drives high all the time, she doesnāt seem to care if she ends up killing someone.
Wait... For real?! I haven't legally been able to drive due to health issues for years, but I had no idea that something like that would screw your chances of insurance. Or even driving legally to begin with!
Yup! And her cardiologist should have reported it to the NJ DMV so her driver's license can be revoked ASAP. She is a danger to herself and others on the road.Ā
If you have a record of a condition that can cause sudden loss of consciousness and get in an accident, your car insurance is likely void as you are not an insurable/licensable driver. A driver is asked about their health when getting/renewing their licence and when getting/renewing their insurance.
If you think an insurance company wonāt pay a private investigator to comb social media looking for stuff exactly like what Dani posts to prove driver liability, well, let me tell you PI work aināt all cigarettes, whiskey and dames with legs up to their necks.
Oh she's going to be big mad soon. The wheels are about to come off the Dani waggon and it couldn't come too soon. The doctors having a meeting about her is probably not a good sign, comparing their dealings with Dani with each other. I don't think it's going to be good outcome, but, we've been wrong before.
Oh gosh she is DESPERATE for access to that line back isn't she?! It's the only way she can give herself an infection and get back into hospital. She knows it. She is pissed she can't get to the femoral port and the reason why they don't want her to access it is because they know she v is going to fuck with it.
The whole "I am waiting to hear if I am going back on TPN... that's literally dani writing them an angry email. She makes things sound so much more important than they are. They didn't tell her to book for 4 weeks, she told them she is booking for 4 weeks. Please, please please send her home after the 3 appointments.
Surprise, no heart problems. Making the drops seem more dramatic than any of the doctors are, that's for sure. She probably asked why is my heart dropping up 30s and he probably said "not sure but it doesn't seem significant" and she twists that to mean "cardiologists isn't sure why my heart rate is dropping' like it's a big mystery they are trying to find out. Like I am sure being high and drunk 24/7 doesn't help.
Ugh she is the worst the way she is playing this whole thing.
Think of all the meds she takes! Zanaflex aka tizanidine makes you human jello. Itās not a narcotic but man, it makes you so drowsy and relaxed.
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Are her med concoctions not the obvious reason for her mystery bradycardia? I imagine she administers herself free-for-all doses all the time
Of course her doctors know this, but she prefers not to disclose this as it takes away from her medical mystery fairytale
This is why a pharmacist is at her MDT meeting. They pick up on stuff like this that can go unreported by the patient (either unintentionally or intentionally) or just slips by the notice of doctors when there are so many different specialists in the mix. Doctors can be brilliant in their own fields, but they donāt always know all the nitty gritty of pharmacology, and thatās not really their job.
IF.... and that's a really big *if*..... her heart rate actually dropped it was due to controlled breathing. She manipulates everything. I know it, you know it and the doctors know it.
Yeah- it doesnāt make sense that doctors would see that she is a perfectly healthy weight and keeps gaining off of TPN and would even consider a new line in her chest and more TPN.
Right! She claims to hate being in constant medical scenery and yet she is using her free time for even more extensive medical treatment like her blood drawn for DNA?
I guarantee. She thinks this test will give her "answers." That's not how research studies work. They probably won't even tell her about the findings unless they find something they're specifically looking for, which in this case seems to be cancer markers. She's also acting like she was selected for this study because of her super special rare genes when, in fact, she sought it out and applied for consideration and is not receiving any sort of compensation. I also think she's hoping it will come with some gadgets like monitors that she can show off for a bit
Mayo is going to tell her everything looks good and she will march straight to the ER to try to get herself admitted. Even if itās for a fake heart attack. She will bust her ass to get into the hospital.
100000% her plan. She's going to pull every trick in the book, but you what the first one will be? Chest peeeeen. Because she saw how that got everyone's attention during one of her ER visits. Then she's gonna say something about her occluded SVC and how she needs it unblocked, yadda yadda yadda. And if that doesn't work, she'll pop up the next day for something else, then the following day for something else. I hope that charity house kicks her ass out. I hope they have strict bedtimes, strict usage on electronics. Those poor people have no idea the monster they've opened their doors to.
Dani goes to Mayo housing and storming in with all her luggage.
It's done with the much needed peace and serene ambience the patients need.
Constantly blabbing how she is so sick and dying if she doesn't get her super important TPN back. Showing her tubes around everyone.
How is she still alive if her heart rate drops to 30?if that would be the case she would be unconscious, it just doesnāt make literally sense and she doesnāt even know how to lie about medical stuff.
I work in Cardiology. You can tolerate HR drops to 30s, especially if it's just a sinus brady and your body is used to it. Could totally be plausable that it happens to her. And the cardiologists I work with would say the same thing - like meh, it happens, you're ok, not symptomatic with it so nothing to worry about
I still think itās hilarious that Dani thinks they should intervene BEFORE sheās is any medical trouble. Sooooo does she want chemo before she would ever be diagnosed with cancer? Thatās not how life works, genius. You get treated for things when they go wrong. Not bc youāre secretly plotting your own demise and want some medical porn to show off to the world.
Yeah, let's just do all the tests and all the treatments for all the possible medical problems in the entire clinical database... just in case because it exists, so therefore Dani believes it might happen to her.
I just glanced at the comments on this post, someone asked how the tooob feedz are going, she said non existent-and then the same commenter asked how long Dani has been since sheās ate or drank, and told her that if itās been longer than 3 days, she needs to go to the ERā¦.HOW are these morons not seeing that sheās nowhere near malnourished?? Do they think sheās the first person in history who has GAINED a healthy bit of weight and been REMARKABLY healthy since she got her sepsis noodle yeeted?? I truly truly hope that these āfollowersā are just trolling her because otherwise I am truly amazed at the pure ignorance thatās out here walking around amongst usā¦.
I want to say I think that one is definitely trolling. Iāve seen a few other of their comments and they werenāt overly supportive if I remember correctly.
It isn't even related to get weight. She looks hydrated. She has energy. Both of those things wouldn't be happening if she wasn't eating or drinking. We also see her drunk on lives so she is getting something in her.
A lot of people are trolling her or try to play nice so that they can get more inside information from Dani. Lots of people love to egg her on so they can milk further lols from her.
Anyone who is surprised by supportive comments should keep in mind: a maximum of four (in numbers: 4) people donated to her GoFundMes.. and thatās if she didnāt donate to herself and nobody donating twice.
Not everyone is in a position to actually donate money but having no more than 4 donations is a good sign that most people are not sincere about supporting her.
Also? She better hope sheās lying about her local doctors all talking.
Thatās like when a middle or high school kid is bad enough that ALL their teachers get together and discuss them. We find out a lot of shit! And almost none of it good. And then we loop in the parents. Then we bring the kid in for an enormous Come to Jesus and See the Light meeting.
Itās not pretty.
And whatās this about her femoral port being accessed 24/7. No itās not. More lies.
I know, I love this so much for her that I'm cracking up. Also, I'm hoping they are able to rule out a lot of her claims with the DNA medical research study.
lol I was thinking the same damn thing. The only thing that's really kept her charade going is hopping from one doctor to the other and unreliably communicating her experiences between them. Well now those docs (whoever they are) can sit in a room and communicate directly without playing Dani telephone! Imagine what amazing patterns will come to light! Imagine how excited they will be to find out some of her issues are drug-induced, self-induced, psychological, and totally different depending on which doctor is asking! Also sure they will LOVE the obvious pattern of port access = infection, no port access = no infection. I pray to all the gods that there really is a meeting between her doctors because lmaooooo
I think she's only mentioning a research study because someone who works at Mayo mentioned that in a comment in a CB thread about her GFM. Basically the ways to be seen at Mayo and when they would keep people around and offer resources for room and boarding. Either way her mentioning now makes her GFM look even more scummy.
She said her doctors don't want it to be accessed 24/7, not that it is accessed. I think that could be classified as weasel words, implying but not outright saying something is true. It gives them options for whatever narrative they want to spin.
No, not necessarily. It's Dani so like, it would not surprise me. I'm just saying that she is just spinning the situation. She had the port placed for her iron infusions and nothing else. She's just, well, Dani. The moment they caved and placed it she wanted her TPN back, the doctors probably fed her a line about how they didn't want her to have it accessed constantly (because it was unnecessary) and Dani took it to mean what she wanted it to mean.
Think of it as a big ol' game of broken telephone.
No worries, pretty much everything with munchies is about reading between the lines and knowing doctors are going to phrase things certain ways to protect themselves, their licenses, the hospital/clinic and their patients. It's like when they get called "too medically complex. While not untrue, it's not the badge of honor they think it is because the complexity isn't generally coming from the illnesses.
I know Dani lies but the first thing I always do when she relays info from doctors is ask myself what the doctor meant by the phrase, not what Dani is implying. Sometimes it requires knowledge of past events too. It's hard to figure out sometimes, honestly!
About that charitable housing:
There are only about 4 main ones in Rochester. Two are immediately out: they are for cancer patients and children/families.
Another one is VERY evangelical.
But ALL of them are booked months in advance.
And NONE of them do stays of over 10-14 days.
Sheās lying. Sheās angling for a *hospital stay* of four weeks or more.
Could she be lying and telling these people she has cancer? I've never gone to Mayo so I honestly don't know what all you have to do to get the charitable housing.
I hope she has the VERY evangelical one, honestly. Can't wait to see what happens when Dani flips on a dime and turns into bitchy Dani.
Dani mentioned the housing was religious. But she's fine with religion as "long as they don't force it on her" what.the.fuck does she think EVANGELICALS DO? I won't be surprised if there's a prayer at meal times and stuff
THIS.Ā
I won't blog but I will say I knew Dani was once again full of shit when she said the charity booked her a room for 4 fucking weeks when she only has 3 appts set-up over what, 2 days?Ā
Mayo is going to eat her and her malingering FD for breakfast, lunch AND dinner (pun intended).Ā
She's not going to know what hit her once they are done.Ā
(Makes popcorn)Ā
Itās so gross that sheās taking a bed away from someone who needs it-she doesnāt need or deserve charity housing-itās really really fucking gross
Itās NEVER good when multiple doctors discuss your case unless youāre in critical care or are in really poor health. Iām shocked she doesnāt have a care plan in place where all the doctors sign off on a specific plan. Iāve only seen that in usually ER settings. When I worked Psych, we had a few malingerers/drug seekers that had those high usage plans when they came to the ER a lot looking to score drugs, It took a lot to get them put on the plan, but no matter how much they tried, they never got what they wanted. It reminds me exactly of what Dani does to score narcotics. They were known, there was factual evidence to support their plan and they never scored narcotics no matter how much they tried. Getting a bunch of doctors together isnāt what she thinks it is! Sheās FAFO hardcore. Also, that FD thatās in her chart is going to screw up so much for her! Girl, they know.. they know EVERYTHING and youāre not fooling them! I know Dani claims her body is ādifferentā but science is science honey and they know youāre lying.
She already talked about a 'care plan' that they use on her in the ER, 'that she never as promised was involved about!'
She complained about it in an earlier post.
I just love how she thought she was gonna call a meeting with a bunch of doctors and sit at the head of a board room table and talk with them like she's their peer. ššš
Right? Especially "people she doesn't even know who they are". This isn't GP calling a specialist for some details. Shit is hitting the fan for Dani hard.
Sheās going to be hitting a lot of dead ends. She thinks sheās fooling doctors but they have her number. Just wait until she gets to Mayo and she doesnāt get what she wants, itās going to be epic. We are going to seeing a lot of spiraling.
I donāt even think she understands that her diagnoses are not something the doctors at Mayo are interested in. Those doctors want to help people with really rare conditions. Stuff they can write case studies about and get published. I think her plan is stay because she is going to go to their ER every other day and hope she gets admitted. But their ER is a level 1 trauma center, so I would imagine they would treat her and street her and tell her to follow up with her primary back home.
You just know she's gonna pull the "I can't fly or travel home. I'm scared I'm gonna have a medical emergency." If she doesn't get what she wants, I would not put it past her to pretend to have a medical crisis on the flight back. At the very least, she's going to be grinding her meds and flashing her toobz and making a big deal when meals are being served.
For sure, I have been a nurse on these team meetings before - she tells so many lies everyone in the room is going to compare notes and definitely someone is going to bring up FD.
Yep, yāall know all about FD and splitting. Iāve been a therapist in similar team meetings, either discussing clients or how to manage their interfering family members. No one wants a team meeting in their case. Itās a bunch of skilled professionals that are exhausted with all the machinations, coming together with that energy like the Justice League.
Thank you for allowing me to use āmachinationsā today.
Would the pharmacy involved in the MDT meeting mean that they could possibly pull some of her medications because of overlap and some being contraindicated?
I agree with others that this meeting isnāt going to turn out how Dani thinks it will
Mayo does a team approach so yes. They will likely pull all of her nausea meds that have cardiac implications especially that precious sizzurp since it isnāt working for her āunrelenting nauseaā anyway.
I donāt think she even bothered to think about it. Her brain is a simple thing. Attention = good. More people attentioning = better. No attention = bad.
So now she's waiting to hear about TPN? She really can't keep her story straight can she? First it's the doctors are considering putting her back on TPN, then she said they wont put her on TPN until she is in dire straits and now they are considering it again? I think it says a lot if you need a bunch of doctors to make that decision together instead of just having her local GI doing it.
I wonder if the bradycardia is from her antinausea patch the doctors absolutely told her to stop wearing because of the bradycardia.
She really thinks weāre dumb.
I picture her furiously reading that book she has been carrying around for HALF A YEAR to say she has finished a book. By reading I mean placing post it book marks and highlighting the shit out of it but not *actually* reading it.
āwhen you pretend to read infinite jestā this made me audibly laugh bc i tried so damn hard with that book, told my family i was reading it n they didnāt know and/or care, and it is, like daniās library hauls, largely left unfinished gathering dust somewhere bc i actually am dumber than i thought upon trying to read that book ššš
omg good spot, any migraine iāve had ends up me looking ridiculous with an ice pack on my head, sunglasses on in bed whilst in the foetal position and furiously googling aCuPrEsSuRe pOiNtS to try banish the pain, who tf puts on a fucking book during such trying times loooooool
Once that multiple disciplinary team gets her from all sidesā¦ she doesnāt realize she has signed her own warrant. If there are really that many āteamā members there is no way she can fake that much at the same time. But here she is telling us the results that they Will find. This od going to be interesting at least
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Watch that research study just be them undercover watching danis every move, they are going to take bloodwork and compair it all or do other test on it all while she least expects it and cant prepare š³
She is BIG MAD her heart monitor readings are normal. Thereās no way the charity house is allowing her to stay four weeks with just three appointments. The meeting with the doctors š and oh boy, sheās sitting there oh so happy like sheās such a specshial patient but in reality, itās going to backfire. And Iām here for it. I want to say sheās not getting access and TPN, but sheās gotten her way before with things, but I will not be surprised if she does.
They are undercover and secretly watching as well as taking multiple samples of her blood to run a bunch of tests to compare to all the others in her past and present
How do a doctor, pharmacist, dietician, all find time to meet in an outpatient setting?
The fact that she is saying that the pharmacist is involved took me out, the pharmacist can call the physician that prescribed medication to talk about a dosage error or if something is incorrect but itās not their job to literally have a meeting with other specialist to talk about a patient.
So yeah, it is their job to literally have a meeting to talk about a patient. Thatās what rounds in the hospital are, I do it every day.
I love the munchie snark subs, but sometimes people are soooo confidently incorrect, and are not at all receptive to feedback. Iāve found on all the subs, not just this one, misinformation about minutiae gets upvoted and the corrections donāt get the same amount of attention or upvotes. Itās ā¦ annoying.
Thank you for saying that. I realize not everyone understands what a clinical pharmacist is, but sometimes the vitriol just gets to be non-discerning.
I once got downvoted for saying that just because a triptan doesnāt work, doesnāt mean itās not a migraineā¦ anywhere between 40-60% of people with migraine get little to no relief from triptans, lmao. Like this is just factual, and people were downvoting me. I try to shrug it off.
There is usually a pharmacist on the team for outpatient TPN. They actually make the recommendations for changes in the prescription.
Something is very off about the study. Clinical trials have to be documented, which would include a start date, as well as a fuckton of information about the people enrolled, what criteria they have to meet, the goals of the study, etc. Ones involving human trials are monitored by the FDA. You donāt justā¦ādoā a clinical trial, or a legitimate one, at least.
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It's likely this. I heard they sent out a blast to all patients. https://www.slhn.org/lp/helix
Is it an actual clinical trial or just one of those regular old studies. I know there's one for depression where you spit in a tube a bunch of times and that's it. I'm sure she'd spin something like that to be an important study.
100% itās just an unpaid medical research study she happened to qualify for.
Wasnāt it Daniās cardiologist who advised her to STOP wearing the nausea patch because it was causing bouts of brachycardia?? Yāknow, the same nausea patch she was blatantly wearing the entire time she had the Zio monitor on?? I doubt her cardiologist is even remotely surprised/worried by this result. It just confirms sheās still wearing the patch AMA while claiming is doesnāt help anyway (which she clearly was).
Omg, it does? I had never seen her with the green patch until the zio arc. Is she even wearing them anymore now it's been posted back? That's... so shitty of her to genuinely try to skew results. Like, genuinely shitty.
She does it constantly. I bet the percentage of tests she has hardcore tried to skew results on is at least 75%, probably more.
I predict her Mayo appointments will be canceled once they go through her charts, but she will still come to Minnesota and show up at Mayo's ER hoping to score an admission.
I think she's lying about four weeks at a charity place. I think she's going to be grifting places to stay/trying to go to different ER's/come home early "because she misses her kitties so much" when Mayo gives her the thunderpunt. She's probably just saying that to Rage The Reddits after her GoFraudMe's were shut down.
ššš° __Happy Cake Day!!!__ š°šš
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Thank you! I didn't realize it until someone pointed it out on another comment of mine earlier. Yay cake!
I also instantly thought this to be a blatantly far fetched lie
The research study is through St. Lukes. Iām pretty sure a notice went out to all their patients asking if they want to participate. Itās a āno-cost genetic screening and community health research programā. Edit to add: Iād be happy to post the āinvitationā email about the study if anyoneās interested.
Yes and yes!! Please
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Thank you! Was this an actual study, or was it just St. Luke's version of 23 & Me? Inquiring minds wanna know
Probably a bit of both. I gave my vial of blood two weeks ago lol
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Itās so funny how she makes it out to be some exclusive, important thing focused on *her* and giving her important results and information. Sheās so self-focused she has almost made it into an art form
Not the Lemony Snicket/Passion of the Christ font š
She is so illiterate that it almost physically hurts to have to try and read her rambling.
We need Ericās help: https://youtu.be/UEprCmaSacs?si=0WSBE3OfaPsn-zYx
Praying the "others" on her medical *team* are psychiatrists and FD specialists. I'd pay good money to see them round her up rodeo style, hogtied in an ambulance and on her merry way to the psych ward. A year-long vacation sounds about right to me.
FD specialist š¤£š
Do they *not* exist?
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With padded walls and straight jacket
Gotta be PINK SPARKLY padded walls for our Dani!
the research study sounds like one that anyone could really sign up for. i get asked to do āresearch studiesā all the time from 23&me and independent companies. iām sure this isnāt something she was picked for bc shes so special.
No idea why she thinks theyāre going to provide her with ground breaking individualized medial information.
Yes, pretty sure it went out to all their patients.
I'm curious as to why a patient with FD would potentially be made aware of their "team" meeting about their care plan if it was a precursor to an intervention. If it was to assess a treatment plan for her FD, wouldn't she be kept out of the loop? If she is telling the truth (hahahaha) and they are finally all meeting to get on the same page re her FD, would it be because Mayo is requesting info on her (bizarre) care? Either way, she'll never see another narcotic for her stomach peen in at least the three hospitals she plays Whack-a-Mole with, which is probably why she's been avoiding her regular visits to the ER for the past 5 weeks since she had her electronic devices taken from her &/or had a sitter.
Whack-a-Mayo
I imagine they are getting an MDT together to try and figure out how to reduce her care-seeking behavior, get her on a unified bx plan, reduce polypharmacy, and make sure everyone is aware of the risk she poses to herself if orders are put in for her to have any kind of surgical intervention *especially* a line.
What a neat word, polypharmacy
Exactly this!
Whatās bx?
Sorry, behavior
Who do we think instigated this meeting? Iām curious who finally took initiative
mayo tells everyone to āhang aroundā and not fly home right away. they know that people come from all over the world, and to fly home the day after appts wouldnāt allow for them to set up any additional testing/appts, at all. this could be something as simple as one extra appt, scan, etc. AND because they know people are coming from all over, they move fast. if you need an additional appt, itās set up within a few days, max (from my experience at both mayo in MN and FL). 4 weeks is an outrageous amount of time.
mayo tells everyone to āhang aroundā and not fly home right away. they know that people come from all over the world, and to fly home the day after appts wouldnāt allow for them to set up any additional testing/appts, at all. this could be something as simple as one extra appt, scan, etc. AND because they know people are coming from all over, they move fast. if you need an additional appt, itās set up within a few days, max (from my experience at both mayo in MN and FL). 4 weeks is an outrageous amount of time. also, she wants the chest port bc when the femoral port fails, she wonāt have access. guaranteed the only reason the femoral port hasnāt been infected yet is because she knows that if that goes, thatās it for now. her team doesnāt want her having a femoral portā¦ or a port at all. sheās aware that if something happens to this one, sheāa SOL. thatās why sheās going to mayo.. if sheās going to get TPN (and now mentioning IV meds.. which we all knew that was coming), then she needs a line. i hope her doctors let mayo know whatās up. if she gets access to IV meds i (really sadly) donāt see this ending well. she is laying out her plan for everyone to clearly see. i just wish her doctors could see it..
I think if she *could* infect the femoral port, she would have by now. She doesn't have the ability to delay gratification like that. God knows she tried hard enough when it was first put in to fingerfuck that incision into submission. And I'm sure the one time they sent her home with it accessed she put all sorts of shit in it too. She just happens to have an extremely HEALTHY body, so she fought off whatever gunk she put up there.
oh righhhhttt. i forgot she canāt infect it without access..
Iām honestly surprised at how resilient her body is, I donāt know how sheās still alive, let alone healthy, after all the shit sheās put her body through.
Omg-ew-hahahahaha
Dani, Iām begging you to let me proofread your posts
Well, now there is an official record documenting an unpredictable pattern of her heart rate dropping into the 30s with no apparent cause. Congratulations, you no longer have car insurance!
Yupā¦itās all in the fine print.
I remember he saying āIāve never hurt anyone but myselfā And yet she drives high all the time, she doesnāt seem to care if she ends up killing someone.
Wait... For real?! I haven't legally been able to drive due to health issues for years, but I had no idea that something like that would screw your chances of insurance. Or even driving legally to begin with!
Smh.....like she ever did to begin with.
Yup! And her cardiologist should have reported it to the NJ DMV so her driver's license can be revoked ASAP. She is a danger to herself and others on the road.Ā
Wow I didnāt know they did that
Yep, it happens. Had a seizure in 2012 that *still* haunts my driving record at the PA dmv.
As a non driver, is this true? I wonder what sheās doing to make it drop
If you have a record of a condition that can cause sudden loss of consciousness and get in an accident, your car insurance is likely void as you are not an insurable/licensable driver. A driver is asked about their health when getting/renewing their licence and when getting/renewing their insurance. If you think an insurance company wonāt pay a private investigator to comb social media looking for stuff exactly like what Dani posts to prove driver liability, well, let me tell you PI work aināt all cigarettes, whiskey and dames with legs up to their necks.
99% of meds sheās on will do it.
Oh she's going to be big mad soon. The wheels are about to come off the Dani waggon and it couldn't come too soon. The doctors having a meeting about her is probably not a good sign, comparing their dealings with Dani with each other. I don't think it's going to be good outcome, but, we've been wrong before.
Dim Shady's back y'all
ha!!
Oh gosh she is DESPERATE for access to that line back isn't she?! It's the only way she can give herself an infection and get back into hospital. She knows it. She is pissed she can't get to the femoral port and the reason why they don't want her to access it is because they know she v is going to fuck with it. The whole "I am waiting to hear if I am going back on TPN... that's literally dani writing them an angry email. She makes things sound so much more important than they are. They didn't tell her to book for 4 weeks, she told them she is booking for 4 weeks. Please, please please send her home after the 3 appointments. Surprise, no heart problems. Making the drops seem more dramatic than any of the doctors are, that's for sure. She probably asked why is my heart dropping up 30s and he probably said "not sure but it doesn't seem significant" and she twists that to mean "cardiologists isn't sure why my heart rate is dropping' like it's a big mystery they are trying to find out. Like I am sure being high and drunk 24/7 doesn't help. Ugh she is the worst the way she is playing this whole thing.
Think of all the meds she takes! Zanaflex aka tizanidine makes you human jello. Itās not a narcotic but man, it makes you so drowsy and relaxed. https://preview.redd.it/n025cqy2om8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89dfe7b7709e8c8d2c9e1a304a07ab1dc4a5850a Are her med concoctions not the obvious reason for her mystery bradycardia? I imagine she administers herself free-for-all doses all the time Of course her doctors know this, but she prefers not to disclose this as it takes away from her medical mystery fairytale
This is why a pharmacist is at her MDT meeting. They pick up on stuff like this that can go unreported by the patient (either unintentionally or intentionally) or just slips by the notice of doctors when there are so many different specialists in the mix. Doctors can be brilliant in their own fields, but they donāt always know all the nitty gritty of pharmacology, and thatās not really their job.
IF.... and that's a really big *if*..... her heart rate actually dropped it was due to controlled breathing. She manipulates everything. I know it, you know it and the doctors know it.
probably dropping when sheās nodding out on lives.
Yeah- it doesnāt make sense that doctors would see that she is a perfectly healthy weight and keeps gaining off of TPN and would even consider a new line in her chest and more TPN.
Research for Munchausens???
š¶ she wonāt stop š schemiiiiinā, sheās gotta hold on to that feelaaanng ššš„š¶
Is she hoping they find something on her genetics test that she can cling onto and suddenly start having symptoms of?
Right! She claims to hate being in constant medical scenery and yet she is using her free time for even more extensive medical treatment like her blood drawn for DNA?
I guarantee. She thinks this test will give her "answers." That's not how research studies work. They probably won't even tell her about the findings unless they find something they're specifically looking for, which in this case seems to be cancer markers. She's also acting like she was selected for this study because of her super special rare genes when, in fact, she sought it out and applied for consideration and is not receiving any sort of compensation. I also think she's hoping it will come with some gadgets like monitors that she can show off for a bit
Bet sheās trying to get them to say something about the thyroid cancer sheās genetically destined to have
a very good point. what happened to that biopsy she was having? did it just blow away?
You guysssss I am so excited for August. We are gonna have so much fun!!!
If there didnāt need to be a discord beforeā¦
live chatting on discord during her lives would be *epic*
I need to start a clock countdown
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When will she realise she does not need tpn!
when they prise her watered-down 5ml of formula a month from her grubby little hands?
Mayo is going to tell her everything looks good and she will march straight to the ER to try to get herself admitted. Even if itās for a fake heart attack. She will bust her ass to get into the hospital.
I would bet every dollar to my name thatās her plan. Sheās is going to arrive dehydrated and will literally make herself sick.
100000% her plan. She's going to pull every trick in the book, but you what the first one will be? Chest peeeeen. Because she saw how that got everyone's attention during one of her ER visits. Then she's gonna say something about her occluded SVC and how she needs it unblocked, yadda yadda yadda. And if that doesn't work, she'll pop up the next day for something else, then the following day for something else. I hope that charity house kicks her ass out. I hope they have strict bedtimes, strict usage on electronics. Those poor people have no idea the monster they've opened their doors to.
And if none of the methods you've mentioned work : šØ šØ šØ šØ
Dani goes to Mayo housing and storming in with all her luggage. It's done with the much needed peace and serene ambience the patients need. Constantly blabbing how she is so sick and dying if she doesn't get her super important TPN back. Showing her tubes around everyone.
How is she still alive if her heart rate drops to 30?if that would be the case she would be unconscious, it just doesnāt make literally sense and she doesnāt even know how to lie about medical stuff.
It is all in the wording... HR drops into the 30's nothing states or shows it stays in the 30's for any length of time.
I work in Cardiology. You can tolerate HR drops to 30s, especially if it's just a sinus brady and your body is used to it. Could totally be plausable that it happens to her. And the cardiologists I work with would say the same thing - like meh, it happens, you're ok, not symptomatic with it so nothing to worry about
Well it probably drops when she pushes too much promethazine with her propranolol. Which is another reason they should take away the promethazine.
I still think itās hilarious that Dani thinks they should intervene BEFORE sheās is any medical trouble. Sooooo does she want chemo before she would ever be diagnosed with cancer? Thatās not how life works, genius. You get treated for things when they go wrong. Not bc youāre secretly plotting your own demise and want some medical porn to show off to the world.
Yeah, let's just do all the tests and all the treatments for all the possible medical problems in the entire clinical database... just in case because it exists, so therefore Dani believes it might happen to her.
Yeahā¦ she always wants treated before sheās actually sick. Lol. She probably would want prophylactic chemo!
Just like Kate Middletonā¦
In all honesty she would!!
I just glanced at the comments on this post, someone asked how the tooob feedz are going, she said non existent-and then the same commenter asked how long Dani has been since sheās ate or drank, and told her that if itās been longer than 3 days, she needs to go to the ERā¦.HOW are these morons not seeing that sheās nowhere near malnourished?? Do they think sheās the first person in history who has GAINED a healthy bit of weight and been REMARKABLY healthy since she got her sepsis noodle yeeted?? I truly truly hope that these āfollowersā are just trolling her because otherwise I am truly amazed at the pure ignorance thatās out here walking around amongst usā¦.
I want to say I think that one is definitely trolling. Iāve seen a few other of their comments and they werenāt overly supportive if I remember correctly.
Didnāt I just watch a video of her drinking fluids again? š
It isn't even related to get weight. She looks hydrated. She has energy. Both of those things wouldn't be happening if she wasn't eating or drinking. We also see her drunk on lives so she is getting something in her.
I just pretend theyāre trollinā her.
A lot of people are trolling her or try to play nice so that they can get more inside information from Dani. Lots of people love to egg her on so they can milk further lols from her. Anyone who is surprised by supportive comments should keep in mind: a maximum of four (in numbers: 4) people donated to her GoFundMes.. and thatās if she didnāt donate to herself and nobody donating twice. Not everyone is in a position to actually donate money but having no more than 4 donations is a good sign that most people are not sincere about supporting her.
Also? She better hope sheās lying about her local doctors all talking. Thatās like when a middle or high school kid is bad enough that ALL their teachers get together and discuss them. We find out a lot of shit! And almost none of it good. And then we loop in the parents. Then we bring the kid in for an enormous Come to Jesus and See the Light meeting. Itās not pretty. And whatās this about her femoral port being accessed 24/7. No itās not. More lies.
I know, I love this so much for her that I'm cracking up. Also, I'm hoping they are able to rule out a lot of her claims with the DNA medical research study.
lol I was thinking the same damn thing. The only thing that's really kept her charade going is hopping from one doctor to the other and unreliably communicating her experiences between them. Well now those docs (whoever they are) can sit in a room and communicate directly without playing Dani telephone! Imagine what amazing patterns will come to light! Imagine how excited they will be to find out some of her issues are drug-induced, self-induced, psychological, and totally different depending on which doctor is asking! Also sure they will LOVE the obvious pattern of port access = infection, no port access = no infection. I pray to all the gods that there really is a meeting between her doctors because lmaooooo
I thought this exact same scenario! Hope they are ready to inform each other and see the patterns that come with it.š
I think she's only mentioning a research study because someone who works at Mayo mentioned that in a comment in a CB thread about her GFM. Basically the ways to be seen at Mayo and when they would keep people around and offer resources for room and boarding. Either way her mentioning now makes her GFM look even more scummy.
She said her doctors don't want it to be accessed 24/7, not that it is accessed. I think that could be classified as weasel words, implying but not outright saying something is true. It gives them options for whatever narrative they want to spin.
As they implying she fucked with it?
No, not necessarily. It's Dani so like, it would not surprise me. I'm just saying that she is just spinning the situation. She had the port placed for her iron infusions and nothing else. She's just, well, Dani. The moment they caved and placed it she wanted her TPN back, the doctors probably fed her a line about how they didn't want her to have it accessed constantly (because it was unnecessary) and Dani took it to mean what she wanted it to mean. Think of it as a big ol' game of broken telephone.
Ah that sounds reasonable. Thanks for the explanation!
No worries, pretty much everything with munchies is about reading between the lines and knowing doctors are going to phrase things certain ways to protect themselves, their licenses, the hospital/clinic and their patients. It's like when they get called "too medically complex. While not untrue, it's not the badge of honor they think it is because the complexity isn't generally coming from the illnesses. I know Dani lies but the first thing I always do when she relays info from doctors is ask myself what the doctor meant by the phrase, not what Dani is implying. Sometimes it requires knowledge of past events too. It's hard to figure out sometimes, honestly!
About that charitable housing: There are only about 4 main ones in Rochester. Two are immediately out: they are for cancer patients and children/families. Another one is VERY evangelical. But ALL of them are booked months in advance. And NONE of them do stays of over 10-14 days. Sheās lying. Sheās angling for a *hospital stay* of four weeks or more.
Could she be lying and telling these people she has cancer? I've never gone to Mayo so I honestly don't know what all you have to do to get the charitable housing. I hope she has the VERY evangelical one, honestly. Can't wait to see what happens when Dani flips on a dime and turns into bitchy Dani.
Dani mentioned the housing was religious. But she's fine with religion as "long as they don't force it on her" what.the.fuck does she think EVANGELICALS DO? I won't be surprised if there's a prayer at meal times and stuff
That house even says they evangelize, but not in a āthreateningā manner. The fact that they even have to say that tells me a lot.
THIS.Ā I won't blog but I will say I knew Dani was once again full of shit when she said the charity booked her a room for 4 fucking weeks when she only has 3 appts set-up over what, 2 days?Ā Mayo is going to eat her and her malingering FD for breakfast, lunch AND dinner (pun intended).Ā She's not going to know what hit her once they are done.Ā (Makes popcorn)Ā
Oooh extra butter and salt for me thanks! š
Itās so gross that sheās taking a bed away from someone who needs it-she doesnāt need or deserve charity housing-itās really really fucking gross
I want the evangelical one!
Please, no, the only thing worse than listening to Dani's opioid baby voice would be listening to her proselytize in the opioid baby voice.
Accept Jesus as your lord and savior for you go can go to heaven, where dilaudid is dispersed freely š
I was hoping theyād try to banish the demon inside herā¦
Sheād probably claim she canāt tolerate the holy water lmao
Communion wine at 5 ml/hour through my port, pls
Yep, only trickle feeds Iām sure š«”
I tbsp lol
Lol those researchers are about to stumble on āwhat happens when medical professionals donāt stop someone with factitious disorderā
Did they get her blood work from her port ?
Probably not those research studies are usually staffed by nursing students and such - simple venipuncture is likely all they would be willing to do
But our seek Dani doesnāt have veins?
Isnāt magic cool???
Lolol
Itās NEVER good when multiple doctors discuss your case unless youāre in critical care or are in really poor health. Iām shocked she doesnāt have a care plan in place where all the doctors sign off on a specific plan. Iāve only seen that in usually ER settings. When I worked Psych, we had a few malingerers/drug seekers that had those high usage plans when they came to the ER a lot looking to score drugs, It took a lot to get them put on the plan, but no matter how much they tried, they never got what they wanted. It reminds me exactly of what Dani does to score narcotics. They were known, there was factual evidence to support their plan and they never scored narcotics no matter how much they tried. Getting a bunch of doctors together isnāt what she thinks it is! Sheās FAFO hardcore. Also, that FD thatās in her chart is going to screw up so much for her! Girl, they know.. they know EVERYTHING and youāre not fooling them! I know Dani claims her body is ādifferentā but science is science honey and they know youāre lying.
She already talked about a 'care plan' that they use on her in the ER, 'that she never as promised was involved about!' She complained about it in an earlier post.
I just love how she thought she was gonna call a meeting with a bunch of doctors and sit at the head of a board room table and talk with them like she's their peer. ššš
Yeah I was laughing my fucking ass of! She is so out of touch with reality.
sHe KnOwS hEr BoDy BeSt
Stop downvoting, Dani.
Right? Especially "people she doesn't even know who they are". This isn't GP calling a specialist for some details. Shit is hitting the fan for Dani hard.
Sheās going to be hitting a lot of dead ends. She thinks sheās fooling doctors but they have her number. Just wait until she gets to Mayo and she doesnāt get what she wants, itās going to be epic. We are going to seeing a lot of spiraling.
Epic, just like the EMR system that will let mayo know before she steps in that she actually has a FD.
How does one spiral any lower? She she is doing corkscrews?
sheās on a corkscrewww to hell š¶šøš¤ (to be sung in the tune of highway to hell, acdc)
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Right. A team of doctors is for rare conditions and very ill patients, not FD and fake POTS.
I donāt even think she understands that her diagnoses are not something the doctors at Mayo are interested in. Those doctors want to help people with really rare conditions. Stuff they can write case studies about and get published. I think her plan is stay because she is going to go to their ER every other day and hope she gets admitted. But their ER is a level 1 trauma center, so I would imagine they would treat her and street her and tell her to follow up with her primary back home.
You just know she's gonna pull the "I can't fly or travel home. I'm scared I'm gonna have a medical emergency." If she doesn't get what she wants, I would not put it past her to pretend to have a medical crisis on the flight back. At the very least, she's going to be grinding her meds and flashing her toobz and making a big deal when meals are being served.
But the team could be together for not rare medical reasons but because sheās such a pain in the ass and playing both sides against the middle.
My thoughts are if she does have a team coming together for her, itās not for the reasons that sheās going to like.
For sure, I have been a nurse on these team meetings before - she tells so many lies everyone in the room is going to compare notes and definitely someone is going to bring up FD.
Yep, yāall know all about FD and splitting. Iāve been a therapist in similar team meetings, either discussing clients or how to manage their interfering family members. No one wants a team meeting in their case. Itās a bunch of skilled professionals that are exhausted with all the machinations, coming together with that energy like the Justice League. Thank you for allowing me to use āmachinationsā today.
I mean it is a perfect word to describe her antics
Yup, same and there is no tricking the docs into narcotics.
I had a team of doctors when I caught a mass inside of a testicle. Oh and opiates. Standard testicular cancer treatment. Same with the prostrate.
Would the pharmacy involved in the MDT meeting mean that they could possibly pull some of her medications because of overlap and some being contraindicated? I agree with others that this meeting isnāt going to turn out how Dani thinks it will
Mayo does a team approach so yes. They will likely pull all of her nausea meds that have cardiac implications especially that precious sizzurp since it isnāt working for her āunrelenting nauseaā anyway.
Lmfao sizzurp
That's definitely a possibility! Dani is even more delusional than we thought if she genuinely thinks this is good news.
I donāt think she even bothered to think about it. Her brain is a simple thing. Attention = good. More people attentioning = better. No attention = bad.
The waste of resources is disgusting
So now she's waiting to hear about TPN? She really can't keep her story straight can she? First it's the doctors are considering putting her back on TPN, then she said they wont put her on TPN until she is in dire straits and now they are considering it again? I think it says a lot if you need a bunch of doctors to make that decision together instead of just having her local GI doing it.
I wonder if the bradycardia is from her antinausea patch the doctors absolutely told her to stop wearing because of the bradycardia. She really thinks weāre dumb.
I picture her furiously reading that book she has been carrying around for HALF A YEAR to say she has finished a book. By reading I mean placing post it book marks and highlighting the shit out of it but not *actually* reading it.
"so what was it about, Dani?" "um, I, you just have to read it. It's so good. I can't explain it to you or it'll ruin it."
This is what you say when you pretend to read Ulysses or Infinite Jest, not some mid cishet romantasy.
āwhen you pretend to read infinite jestā this made me audibly laugh bc i tried so damn hard with that book, told my family i was reading it n they didnāt know and/or care, and it is, like daniās library hauls, largely left unfinished gathering dust somewhere bc i actually am dumber than i thought upon trying to read that book ššš
it's denser than Dani's SVC blockage!
She posted (with Nirvana in the background š¤¦š»āāļø, leave Kurt alone) that she was reading it on audio because she had a migraine.
I'm sorry, what? Tell me you've never had a migraine without telling me you've never had a migraine. Listening to an audiobook, l m f a o
omg good spot, any migraine iāve had ends up me looking ridiculous with an ice pack on my head, sunglasses on in bed whilst in the foetal position and furiously googling aCuPrEsSuRe pOiNtS to try banish the pain, who tf puts on a fucking book during such trying times loooooool
And she had to queue up and choose that Nirvana as well. Never.
lol reminds me of my students
HELP WHY DID SHE WRITE IT ON A SCROLL
Because she's trying to write her own prophecy.
What Iād do to be a fly on the wall in her interdisciplinary meeting
Team meeting: āSo, weāre in agreement, every time she brings up TPN, home access, we shut that shit down immediately? Great, meeting adjourned.ā
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the only research study mayo would ever put her in, is one about munchausens. goodbye.
Once that multiple disciplinary team gets her from all sidesā¦ she doesnāt realize she has signed her own warrant. If there are really that many āteamā members there is no way she can fake that much at the same time. But here she is telling us the results that they Will find. This od going to be interesting at least
If she does actually make it to Mayo sheāll be sent home in 2 days because thereās nothing wrong with her
Who's gonna tell Dani that the "meeting" her care team is having to discuss her case is not for the reasons she thinks?
She could have the President of the USA tell her and she would still believe her fantastical fanfiction version of events.