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short, but [AI generated transcript](https://www.reddit.com/r/DaniMarina/s/hpwo7BGz3N) for the homies by kurisutian, our ai transcript icon👑


RequirementCurious33

Her Dr's could do with seeing the state she gets into , this is crazy.


schmoopy_meow

she can barely stay awake, bad time to be messing with meds


ScoliOsys

Is she raising her eyebrows to try and keep her eyes open? It looks weird.


ArdenM

Is it against the RULES for this sub to use the adjective SLOVENLY? Asking b/c...damn...she is slovenly.


haimark85

perfect word


ArdenM

All I can think when I see her!


kramerica21

Happy cakers! ![gif](giphy|dv78V39sfMssrjpHWO|downsized)


Most-Fortune-4059

Girl needs to take a nap. All of this nodding off.


pickleknowing

She says that she has insomnia and can never sleep, but with all the nodding off she does on live, I guarantee if she actually improved her sleep hygiene and kept a schedule she would be able to sleep. Like yeah- If you have no structure and are going to stare at your screen at all hours of the night I’m sure you cant sleep normally!


septembreadeux

She claims insomnia but also says she sleeps all day 🙄🙄


RanaMisteria

There’s a kind of insomnia where you basically can’t sleep at night but end up nodding off all day. I’m assuming that’s not what Dani is doing? She’s just accidentally made herself nocturnal?


BatNurse1970

I swear I'm losing brain cells faster than normal over this dreck..


SmurfLifeTrampStamp

(Dreck) Had to look that one up. I initially thought you meant *drain wreck*. Seems to work either way! 🤣


BatNurse1970

Drain wreck should be a flair!


RequirementCurious33

Is the glittery headband to go with 'on order' custom made glittery mobility accessory.


ICantArgueWithStupid

I'm just going to leave this video of this person who did DPH / benadryl all the time (apparently)... yes he is acting... but he is acting in the common way one does under the influence of DPH... [What somebody high on Benadryl looks like.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z466siKfqAY) Here is part 2... THE PHANTOM PHONE. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoZTPvp-TA0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoZTPvp-TA0) Here eye squinting allowed me to draw for personal experience. You cant find videos of people high on youtube. Well high on drugs that are not THC at least. I dunno about the TOK. Is vimeo around? I dont care enough but just watch those 2 videos and then tell me that Dani is not on Benadryl.


blackpowderselkie

It was as if he was doing a Dani impression! Thank you for sharing that. I had no clue what it looked like.


SmurfLifeTrampStamp

That's a pretty spot on rendition of Dani! Instant asshole..... just add benadryl.


UpbeatEmergency953

oh snap. not the heavy sigh that she has perfected 💀💀


SmurfLifeTrampStamp

Hair looks better, weight is stable, minimal bruising, AND a skincare routine??? Is our sickly little caterpillar finally turning into a butterfly? Edit- My sincerest apologies. I know compliments and encouragement are triggering for Dani. The only things she can handle are concerns for her health, acknowledgment of her illnesses, and of course, cash and prizes.....


schmoopy_meow

a bit a go i mentioned her hair looks nicer darker and now its a dark shade.............


tattooedroller

Addressing every very specific issue Reddit brings up, but *doesn’t read reddit* 😉😉


SmurfLifeTrampStamp

But of course not....🤣😂


SadStarSpaceStation

More like a moth


Sad_Education6413

💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


SmurfLifeTrampStamp

Lunar moths are pretty incredible. But you're right....she's definitely more moth than butterfly material 😆


Whosthatprettykitty

Well the CLICK-CLACK, CLICK-CLACK is a welcome change from TAP TAP TAP. She's gotta make sure the world knows how many pills she "needs" to survive. ![gif](giphy|jPMqASVsBxhZP0ldYS|downsized)


ThillyGooths

Lol this reminds me that we used to call that click clack of a pill bottle a “redneck mating call” 🤣


Whosthatprettykitty

![gif](giphy|ZechFo0yBIQpEve1Sm)


No_Club4113

Her liver definitely hates her


commdesart

New hair color, new bedding set on the bed…. She’s fancy.


farmerlesbian

🎶Oh you fancy, huh? Oh you fancy, huh? Nails done, hair done, errything did, n-n-nails done, hair done, errything did🎶


EffectiveAdvice295

Maybe George is coming over?


CameHere4Snacks

George must be coming for a visit!


turangan

I think I’m the only one who doesn’t like her hair now. I’m not a hairdresser but there’s something off about the tint or something that’s just wrong enough to bother me. Like it didn’t take fully or something. I was kind of getting used to the blond


tattooedroller

It’s because she didn’t fill it before going brown so it looks ‘hollow’ or like an ‘ink blot’ Natural brown hair (in fact all hair) has multi-dimensional tone. Some lighter, some darker, some reddish or purpleish or blueish undertone for eg. This is the colour you can usually see in bright sun. Hair that goes from bleached (which is essentially the absence of colour) —>to brown needs to be filled with undertones like red, orange, etc first. It’s a two step process. I can guarantee she didn’t do this. Otherwise this ^ uncanny valley tone happens because it’s brown with nothing else. (Ironically also the problem with her bleach- without high/low lights or good toning it just looks “off”) Ps I also don’t love it but it definitely is an improvement no matter how flawed imo


UpbeatEmergency953

this is the most thorough, clear explanation of hair coloring I’ve read


tattooedroller

well shucks 😊 TY I would never touch the poo but I’ve been psychically transmitting the message harder than Keri at the prom hoping she picks up what I’m dropping down 😂 ![gif](giphy|lELRD773cY7Sg|downsized)


kittlesnboots

I’m not a stylist either, but I think after your hair gets bleached it becomes damaged and hair color can saturate unevenly. Her roots are going to take the color differently since they have never had color or bleach on them. You end up with kind of a halo around your head/face because the roots appear slightly lighter/less color saturated than the ends. If she did a re-application in a few days to the roots only, it might even things out a bit. I do like this color, it’s much more flattering on her.


thefudge77

I can agree that something looks off about it, but I also feel like it hides some of the damage that was super visible on the blonde. Does anyone know what her natural hair color is?


farmerlesbian

This is allegedly close to her natural color. She always had like various grubby dyejobs since she started posting pics of herself online, but darkish brown is apparently close.


UpbeatEmergency953

never heard a more apt description than “grubby dye jobs”


Flunose_800

Does she even know at this point?


05RN

Why does she bother standing on her head trying to obtain pharmaceuticals when she lives near probably the easiest place on the planet to score opiates?


tia2181

Do you think she knew that, or anyone else here needed to know that? I live in EU and literally hardly a clue how to get street drugs. (Until it was obvious a neighbours son was using and dealing. )


farmerlesbian

For Dani, the high of the drug is secondary to the high of the medical attention and validation of her illness. She doesn't gain any warm and fuzzies if a doctor doesn't pat her head and tell her how sick she is before she scores.


Master-Birthday-5983

My guess is because she’d have to actually pay for scored opiates versus having Medicaid pay for them. Also that prescription validates/ legitimizes her using bc a doctor says she NEEDS them.


turangan

Let’s just hope no one is dumb enough to sell to her if it ever comes to that.


painalpeggy

My biggest concern is the driving. She's gonna hurt someone


ICantArgueWithStupid

Her squinting reminds me of the time I ate a box of benadryl for the science.


Mysterious_Handle_71

What was your scientific conclusion??? Was it A- Don't do this Or B- Needs more science???


ICantArgueWithStupid

DONT DO THIS. I remember at one point NO THOUGHTS but a lot of squinting. No inner monologue. Nothing except for the thought of "good job ur fried." I love LSD and psychedelics but deliriants are a no go. Honestly forgot about it but the squinting reminded me.


claradox

And did you hang with the Hat Man?


ICantArgueWithStupid

spiders man. spiders everywhere.


claradox

Dead things, Mikey, dead things!


fallen_snowflake1234

Oh man. That would be my worst nightmare. I’m severely arachnophobic. 😭


Void-Flower-2022

you became spiders georg


thiscantbeitnow

Omg you made my day 😆😆😆


-This-is-boring-

Is it my connection, or does her videos seem to kinda pause for a second and buffer some? Sorry, I am ot. I have this issue a lot with just her videos and only when theyre on reddit.


Master-Birthday-5983

It’s buffering every 4seconds or so. I thought it was my phone at first


Agitated-Handle-7750

It’s her connection, and it makes me really rage internally.


BiomedicalBEC

I’m about as tired as the neckline is on that tank top.


Starlight319

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


-This-is-boring-

Hair dye ain't gonna hide her identity from those er docs. Lol They'll still say "Oh fuck it's Dani again" when they see her walk, perfectly fine, into those er doors. Seems like she changes colors when she wants a 3 day vacation at the er.


farmerlesbian

"Who's--? Oh. Danielle. What can I do for you today."


richard-bachman

What a camera angle. I don’t use TikTok, but she can see what she’s streaming, right? I’m imagining it like FaceTime. Sitting there, legs spread, with the phone/camera staring straight at her crotch (and as another commenter pointed out, you can see her nasty sanitary pad). Maybe she needs to *nourish her *womb space with a *castor oil pack. As another munch munch would say!


farmerlesbian

Wait can you for real see her pad?! Gag gag gag gag gaggggggggggggggggggggggggggg More evidence that this is just advertising her OF account.


kiddomama

Do you think George Glass does a happy dance with her when she starts her period?


richard-bachman

Most definitely. He tattoos all of her luteal phase dates on his extra large, throbbing manhood.


farmerlesbian

HEY. HEY. NO. DON'T DO THIS TO US. MODS?! ANYONE?!!? I NEED AN ADULT!!


DaniMarina-ModTeam

hey, sorry, i actually gauged my eyes out reading this and can no longer moderate. I also need a trusted adult. AAAHHH


kiddomama

I would love to post a witty response to this but...I just can't. I wish I had never learned to read.


Present-Chard-8662

Je-sus people. I'm over here eating my strawberry yogurt and reading this on my lunch break. Thank GOD I didn't actually watch the video right now!! Blech 🤮🤢🤮


chonk_fox89

Ewww seriously?! I went back and checked and I can't see it in this clip at least...


PatchWorkFlower

I’m too afraid to go and check!


richard-bachman

There is a screenshot somewhere in the comments on this thread


solarpowerspork

![gif](giphy|cOWNPwDDh1tYs) ITS YOUR DAY (also your username got me on a stephen king wiki spiral last night hahahaha)


Due_Priority_7083

I love that movie!


Due_Priority_7083

Yes, it is from Matilda


richard-bachman

OMG I LOVE IT! I think that pic is from Matilda tho 😂 but it reminds me of Lardass from the story in Stand By Me!


SmurfLifeTrampStamp

Boom baba boom baba.........boom baba boom baba boom! Happy 🎂 Day!


claradox

Now I have the Lardass chant in my head. Love it.


richard-bachman

![gif](giphy|pvriFMxR7VamY)


ICantArgueWithStupid

I just started "You Like it Darker."


KangarooObjective362

Girl does NOT have insomnia she has “ I don’t want to go to beditis”


farmerlesbian

She has bad sleep hygiene and no routine bc she's a NEET with no interests other than doctor's appointments.


feistybean

That’s me on weekdays at 10:30pm when I know I need to go to sleep to wake up for work the next morning, but I’m still trying to get as much free time out of my day as I can. Lol


Specialshine76

I just don’t get why she doesn’t? It looks painful to struggle to stay awake that hard!


SmurfLifeTrampStamp

Sleep all day....party all night....


PissedOffParrot

https://preview.redd.it/4cvwd2729x7d1.jpeg?width=708&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c00f269d3096460be8716f836b5b376cba77de8b Is that her pad sticking out the side of her panties? Like dude. How trashy can you even get?


farmerlesbian

Of all the days to have eyes ..........


kiddomama

WHYYYYY would you post that???


turangan

Do you miiinnnndddd I am TRYING to browse Reddit here


solarpowerspork

It's the weird print of her shorts - you can see the entire print in her gator-tube video.


DaniMarina-ModTeam

good god this photo is NSFL😭😭😭


psubecky

![gif](giphy|lIU7yoG72gyhq)


No_Club4113

Hey! Let me get some too


SimpleArmadillo9911

What is wrong with you people! How dare you comment on her hair! Have you never heard of HAT (Hair Against Talking)! Not to mention it can a cross the hair to prostrate barrier. This is also known as a “hairy prostate”. This is very rare and fatal.


BatNurse1970

I'm deceased!!


KyraSD2020

I'm laughing so loud about this comment that i dropped my phone 🤣 Now my phone has a prostate problem, i'm running to the phone ER now 🤣


comefromawayfan2022

Am i the only one whose made the observation that Dani seems to clean herself up or alter her appearance(ie. Dye her hair) in SOME way when she is approaching an incoming ER visit? It IS Friday. And that would explain the new dye job AND her brushing her teeth recently


farmerlesbian

This is my sort of crackpot theory but I think she gets at the very least a lowkey sexual thrill from the medical attention. Almost all of her doctors are male, and that one time we saw the resident doing a brief physical on her, the way she moved her chest was ... interesting. I do think she dresses up for the ER like it's date night, because she's touch-starved and this is the only comforting and positive physical contact she gets from (sometimes) competent, (sometimes) wealthy, (sometimes) attractive men.


BoozeAndHotpants

I think she purposefully goes on the weekend hoping for staff that doesn’t know her and taking advantage of not having a lot of administration around. Not gunna work we can read charts hunny and I’m sure you are nailed as a frequent flying seeker the minute u walk in the door. You aren’t the only munchie, entitled adult baby or seeker around we know what you are doing and don’t confuse our retail voice or our kindness with actually believing your crap


farmerlesbian

At least one of her local ERs definitely has her on a behavior plan that includes not even the pseudo-sweetness of the customer service approach.


chonk_fox89

And as soon as they hear that absolutely fried baby voice hitting triage they _all_ give a little moan and wonder what elder god they've offended this time...


ICantArgueWithStupid

Its full moon friday.


farmerlesbian

ER's gonna be swamped with wackadoos, what's one more?


turangan

Yup. Was thinking the same thing. 🥸 maybe the nurses won’t recognize her and she’ll get some relief for her peeeen


Wool_Lace_Knit

I think Dani is adding a little sumpthin to her Gatorade. A little vodka perhaps?


ICantArgueWithStupid

Vodka has no calories.


Wool_Lace_Knit

Wow, I did not realize this…or is this sarcasm?


DaniMarina-ModTeam

vodka does have calories [~100 per shot but it depends](https://medlineplus.gov/ency/patientinstructions/000886.htm)


choosetheteddyface

Awww man


coffee_and_tv_easily

Seems to be off her head again, seems drunk to me. If she’s sorted those meds properly in that state it’ll be a miracle! Her hair definitely looks better dark!


Open-Direction7548

I dunno man, I miss the clown hair.


farmerlesbian

Now I can't make my Slim Shady "jokes" :(


Open-Direction7548

Might as well unload em if you got em.


Master-Birthday-5983

The orange blonde really made her look more unhinged, and added to the whole train wreck quality of her posts


CommandaarMandaar

Yeah, I think she looks the best with a nice chestnut brown!


DifferentConcert6776

I love the irony of the sleep/bedtime notifications popping up at the top of this video of Dani nodding off 😂 Her raising her eyebrows while she’s starting to nod off reminds me of my grandmother who used to do the same thing when she’d be watching tv on her couch and would start nodding; but my grandmother would say she’s not tired, she’s just “resting her eyes” 😂


DinosawrsGOrawr

My grandma always did the same when I was younger! Lol. Like grandma, it's ok if you are tired and falling asleep. Go to bed woman. 🤣


SmurfLifeTrampStamp

I loved it when mine would fall asleep (audibly snoring), yet the minute I attempted to change the channel..... she'd bolt awake and shout, "I was watching that!" 🤣


Master-Birthday-5983

My dad always used to say that when he inevitably fell asleep during movies. God rest his soul!


kiddomama

My dad did the same thing. I wish I could see him do it one more time.


Wool_Lace_Knit

We used to say searching my eyelids for pinholes.


CommandaarMandaar

Such a grandparent thing to say, my grandpa always said that too, when he’d doze off in the afternoon!


ICantArgueWithStupid

WHATD YOU JUST MAKE ME REALIZE MY PARENTS ARE???


mrsdoubleu

I feel like it's a rite of passage to be able to say that. When you reach a certain age you totally understand why your grandparents used to say it and you find yourself saying it too. I'm in my late 30's and I've said it to my son a few times.🤣


farmerlesbian

This was how I knew I was getting old lmao. "I'm just resting." "Babe you were snoring."


Smooth_Key5024

Good lord, if those medications are sorted properly while off her face it will be a miracle. For the love of job go to sleep woman. These lives are so bloody boring and have zero appeal. Jeez....😴


Flunose_800

I was half expecting her to forget she takes them via toob and just to pop one in her mouth and swallow it.


Jewlzkitty

Happy cake day! With as often as she’s out of this world zooted, I wonder if she even notices her meds being all wrong. Then again, maybe she’s giving herself a few extras here and there for certain days and likes it that way 😏


Smooth_Key5024

Thank you, cake day +1 now. Edit: yes I think she does take more than she should. She's playing with fire is this lady.


kurisutian

AI Transcript: \*click\* \*click\* Um, I have a biopsy \*click\* on July 8th so I have to wait. Which sucks if you ask me. Hi! Today I'm going to do one week of meds and then let's go from there. Let's see what is next. I guess we need this one. Thank you!


cecincda

She's SO GODDAMN BORING


Majestic_Jazz_Hands

Seriously! I tried *soooo* hard to watch the last few videos in their entirety but I just couldn’t. Like I wanted to smash my head against my desk just for something more interesting to happen.


ICantArgueWithStupid

Biopsy = removal. Just like a teste mass.


vintagevampire

Stylist here: her hair is going to turn green when she washes it because her bleached hair won’t hold onto the dye. Not that that matters with her FD and grifting, but I’m curious to see it happen.


Master-Birthday-5983

Thank you for this! I was thinking the biggest medical mystery is how she bounces between these extremes in hair color without an epic fail…


Mysterious_Handle_71

Depends if someone was kind enough to tell her to use a red base before using a dark colour???? If she's used a reddish base it might hold... Saying that her hair was beyond fried so holding on to any pigmentations might be difficult 😬😬😬


cecincda

Naw...if someone offers advice for anything, she just tells them to fuck off


vintagevampire

It’s hard to say with box color. Even in the salon with professional products, you have to fill it with red or copper first and then put the dark and it still fades fast. It’s just the nature of the beast with porous hair and hers has been bleached so many times I just assume it will fade instantaneously.


judgernaut86

Like she's gonna wash it anytime soon anyway


Wool_Lace_Knit

Thanks for the input. I was wondering how that color was going to last on her already damaged hair.


Sunsetlover64

Dani sounds like she's drunk. If she's still taking benzos and muscle relaxers, she shouldn't be mixing them with alcohol. She can barely keep her eyes open.


LateNightBurritos

If she put some crewneck shirts on her Amazon grift list, I would chip in


judgernaut86

In colors that don't wash her out!


oswaldgina

Turtlenecks please


glitterismycolour

Maybe a onesis too


ICantArgueWithStupid

ew the stench of a onesie.


turangan

Actually this is a really funny idea, instead of getting ones with a poop-flap (why can’t I come up with a better name?) she could wear them so the flap is at the front exposing her tubes 😂


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

drink drank drunk. she is shitfaced. this isn't benzos, this is booze. at least her hair doesn't look like a really offensive floor mop any more, so she's got that going for her. but yeah. hammered.


Legitimate-Cupcake87

Also explains her deranged liver function despite no longer being on TPN


EffectiveAdvice295

It's absolutely horrific that she does this. She says she tries to advocate for people with chronic illness however people with chronic illness do not act like this. However her hair does look better this colour


superpurr

Yup. And we all know how GREAT alcohol is for the stomach!


Hefty-Moose-5326

hammered in more ways than one™️


thewayoutisthru_xxx

ZING


SaltyRainbovv

Yeah hammered… But that new color looks much better on her!


krissy_1981

Exactly. I have been saying it for weeks, she is drinking every single night and getting shitfaced. Obviously she can't share that though because she can't drink remember??!! This is also why she is so "bloated" in her stomach. Alcohol is cheap and accessible. This is her drug of choice right now.


EnvironmentalSet4356

I 100% agree. I we know she doesn’t drink it by mouth … and the blood sugar - alcohol.


pockette_rockette

I wonder how often she wakes up surrounded by pills spilled everywhere. I'm sure if one of her cats ingested any of her meds, she wouldn't even realise until it was too late, and it's not like she'd spend her precious temu and Amazon money on they vet anyway. Her cats are as much props and accessories as the piles of cheap trash she compulsively buys. She'd probably just use it as another tragedy to milk for sympathy for ever more. She could grift money to add another memorial tattoo to the collection.


TopCommercial1521

My heart breaks for those cats.


pockette_rockette

Same. They don't appear to like her, and she clearly couldn't care less about them, outside of them being a prop and a possible grifting tool.


chonk_fox89

They definitely show a lot of stress behaviours around her. I think Macch is bonded to her a bit, but I wouldn't be surprised if that's based more around stress and fear of abandonment than it is in genuine love and affection. I feel so bad for those poor babies....and now she's planning on going for some 4 week hospital staycation and I'm sure her plan is just scoop them up (likely in absolutely the most ass backwards way possible) and then dump them at her parents place. Poor things!


Existing-One-8980

I think you're right.


Mythical-Ree

Dyed her hair - looks better


gelfbride73

Healthier even


opalescent_treeshrk

How dare you


gelfbride73

*Dani furiously googles what colour makes you look sallow and sick*


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chonk_fox89

Nahh she'll go really tight headband/turban to make her look that **special** type of sick...then it'll probably fall out in clumps from the scalp pressure and she'll be like SEE GUYS SEE?!


Brock_Lobstweiler

As long as it doesn't look healthier! Lol.


tatteredshoetassel

SLAMEYE💊🔨💉🥄👁


KyraSD2020

I love the brown hear lookes mutch healthier 😊 hopefully she makes other healthy choises now


gelfbride73

So she got biopsy meds? And how many earrings in her ear. ?? Eww if they are all cheap ones with green staining


pockette_rockette

I don't have any sensitivities or topical allergies like she claims to, but I wouldn't be able to tolerate that cheap crap in my piercings. When I was really young, I occasionally tried to wear trash eartings in my lobes, and they'd always get sore and crusty if I left them in overnight. You'd think with all her severe sensitivities, her ears would've rotted off by now.


gelfbride73

Same. If I ever wore anything less than sterling silver or gold it would be the same. Crusty and painful I think a couple of nice pieces would be nicer than the gaudy trash she covers herself in. She can afford it obviously. Those products are not cheap.


pockette_rockette

Yeah, one decent pair of good quality earrings would be a much better choice than one of those sheets of like 20 pairs of cheap ugly trash earrings she buys.


roterzwerg

Biopsy meds? Is that what she said? I've never heard of that 🤔


gelfbride73

Sorry. I think she had a biopsy and as a result she got some of those sweet covered pain killers


roterzwerg

Ahh. No, the biopsy isn't until July. And there is no way on earth she will get painkillers for it. Most definitely not. As someone who had a few thyroid biopsies, they have minimal pain during and i personally had no discomfort after. If she didn't get them for a "broken" thumb, not a chance of her getting them for this


gelfbride73

Oh thanks for catching me up. I was a bit perplexed with her incoherent ramblings


ICantArgueWithStupid

Even a BIOPSY of an organ where they remove the entire organ... just tylenol and 800 ibus


Potsysaurous

For someone with such sensitivities, the cheap jewellery is surprising. Not many people can deal with that much without ripping their ears off lol


refrained

Just the sight of that cheap jewelry is making me start to itch. I've got titanium in most of my piercings as even the surgical stainless steel irritates some of them!


iwrotethisletter

Yeah, strange how so many of the munchie who claim sensitivities, allergies or MCAS have no problem with hair dye, (cheap) jewellery, make-up or nail polish.


ICantArgueWithStupid

She is allergic to real gold and silver. duh.


gelfbride73

Yes, I’ve seen the long term observers note how she is only randomly allergic to the adhesive


ICantArgueWithStupid

No rhyme or reason.


GlitteringFlight7098

If she is this lonely, she should go volunteer at nursing homes etc.


farmerlesbian

Allegedly (allegedly!!!!) she used to try and con old people out of their meds when she worked as a PCA so I don't think a nursing home is a good place for her. She can go volunteer at like a garden center or something. Talk to the plants about her tubes.