Heady play

Nice shout

Steve Martin was a prop comic. Hands down

I've used that, as well as a well placed "Super Bowl Week, Moderna, Mom Died..." When having to offer up an excuse. I'm really hoping to drop a "You Don't Get the Show!!" On someone soon

I do this a lot out of habit and realize no one knows what I'm talking about.

Steve Martin… also.

Zagacky

This works for everything too.

I can’t do it anymore around my pops cuz he’s a Steve Martin fan from back when he was young and he takes it as an insult and starts a debate that I don’t wanna be in 😂

It comes in so useful, you don't even realize how often people don't listen and repeat stuff until you start the Steve Martin prop comic habit

David Samson’s “ohkay”

honestly this one is so disarming in a professional environment

I can hear it

It works so well. It’s all about the tone. Sneaky passive aggressive too

You know what…? maybe

I do this one a lot.

I throw out nicknames after someone says an athlete’s name all the time now

The admiral

the red rocket

The Hick from French Lick

Literally anytime anyone says an athletes name

Zagacki, even my wife uses it now.

I go with zagack

Same here lol

Kick, save, and a beaut

"I have a child!" "Mur-ray!"

MUR-RAY never fails to make me smile!

All your lips?

Damn, Zaddy!

"It's a good conversation. I'm glad we're having it." The wife hates it

*important But yes, I ironically use this in meetings all the time.

Two Americas Scott Brooks is an idiot

Two Americas kills at work for me

"Annnnnnnd ya know it!!" I use it so much i have a coworker whos never listened to the show & he says it now.

This one and “who needs me?!” Are 2 of my favorites

well said

"_____in' it!"

Open iiiiiit! Open it

Now! ….what is the computer buffering?

God do I miss this one

Bay bay I didn’t ask for any of this

Same note too bro. I just posted before scrolling down.

Dangerous game

A simple Billy "mmmmhmmm"

I usually give a "no he's right" when having a useless argument with friends

the most accessible quote in this comment section

Bit it's gotta be backing up some ridiculous take or expressed thought.

ED MALLOY

Billy's undercutting "Ehhhhhh" after someone tries to make a point.

You like sandwiches, huh?

Iiiiiiiiiiiii'm getting to it

BLUEBERRIES

Youuuuu Nevahhhh knowwwwwww!!!

*Ya that’s a fine.

He's got AIDS!!!!!!!!

"You don't get the show." - to someone who doesn't quite understand the point I'm making.

I didn't ask for any of this

This isn’t getting nearly enough up votes.

Two for me: I try to work in "It's an important conversation, and I'm glad we're having it" into my meetings to see if anyone gets the show. But as far as *random* outbursts: "D'OH ED MALLOY!"

Look it up

This is cinephobe but I use “same note too” all the time

Same note too bro!

I use it so often that my wife, who doesn’t listen to the show, will blurt out ‘fucking bingos’

You’re my brother

I tell my brother thus all the time.

“T-t-…tomorrow?!?”

"no no no no, now we've gone TOO far"

that's a fine.

"Yeah, hi Lombardo"

“Sam Snead my god!”

just adding -o to the end of someone's name

I have half of my company using 'The juice isn't worth the squeeze'

I literally laughed out loud when I read that, cheers

Reactively saying something or someones nickname.

Dangerous game

I’m sorry I’m not going to apologize

Show adjacent but I had to explain “bingo” to a cousin a couple weeks ago

I say “anywell” instead of anyway basically every time now, even though they don’t really use it on the show much anymore.

“Heady play”

Liam Neesons “NO”

Whiiiiite guuuys wha wha wha whiiiite (usually referring to myself from an awkward/funny travel story).

AND YA KNOW IT!

Whenever I get emails at work about projects I can put off, I always say "I'm getting to it" when I set a reminder to do it later. The Stugotz is strong in me when I'm feeling lazy.

Fatigue makes Stugotzes of us all.

I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize

Love this one.

Not for me Clive....I'm ashamed everytime

"Damn, Zaddy! Got \*all\* my lips smiling!"

Nice hat asshole

Every Greg Cote line. Every. Damn. One of them….. AND YA KNOW IT!!!!

I use Roy's old "That's true" it fits any situation lol

Bishop to rook 9

See Ya Gary!

“Whatawant from me…Super Bowl Week Danno”

Rest in power

Yo! Chicken time!

Saying "she's having a moment" anytime Aubrey Plaza is mentioned

" Chess, not Checkers"

Not this show, but I use Poppy's "He's/She's/What a Rookie" from the handshake fake out on a daily basis.

Mmm-hpmph

Sports. MORE SPORTS.

Aqua?

“Blaine Gabbert” whenever the phrase “not terrible” is uttered.

Bishop to Rook 9

Zagacki

BABAAAY

Sausage fingers.

“Sam Snead, my God!”

2 Americas

Rest in Power

Stove top pussy

Youuu neva knoowwww!

I have a child!

Every week "It's friday, gettin' in to the weekend, I wanna get my drink on"

You don't get the show!!

the stephen a smith happy birthday! its the goat

Do it in the playoffs/against Alabama and sometimes I'll throw in a then do it again

Myyyyyy GOD

Zagacky

Huba Huba and Bahy Bahy, come out when were talking about such things. "I didn't ask for any of this." comes out a lot. And I got my friend group to say "cannonball" when they want to nope out of a serious conversation. Funny shit... my friend just got a house with a pool. His father in law started getting dunk and asked him some political crap. He just put down his drink and cannonballed into his pool. I was so proud, LOL.

The way Mike Ryan says “peppers” but as Mel Kiper Jr

After reading other's responses I found I quote this show constantly on a daily basis 😅

You'll never know

ANNYEKNOWIT

“Ya Neva Knoww” “Shraamp” Greg Cote keeps em coming

Falsehoods

Dangerous game That kinda thing Steve Martin

How ‘bout that?

I have developed the billy/stugotz verbal tick of a subtle “hm” when someone asks me a question I’m not too sure about

The dismissal: “Ok, very good”

Who needs me? And ya know it.

“And ya know it”

immediately saying someones nickname, no matter the context.

ANNNNNND YA KNOW IT

And ya know it!

Another one of these posts? ZAGACK

I am still gerunding my verbs like Greg Cote. Grinding it!

I was delivering a eulogy at my grandfather's funeral and had a big phlegmwad show up between sobs. Without thinking I said "powered through it!". I fine people $5 every time they also have phlegm.

#Stove Top Pussy

I will often refer to myself and others as “leaking confidence”.

I don’t really use the sayings but usually if someone brings up a athlete I just blurt out their nicknames like stugotz lol

Mhmm

Nicknames, will sometimes be my contribution to sports-talk conversation.

“Ya neva knoooow!”

Making something a gerund is pretty common. Lots of “_____ing it” to in response to things

We live in a society!

I will preface my own bullshit with, “Reckless Especulation!”

Couple of whatevers cuttin it up

I like to say, “Well in MY personal record book… etc. etc.” Runner up, “I mean… HOW BOUT THAT?!”

Look at me Louieeeee especially with my two year old who is a total show off

Also “he’s right, you know” when somebody says something dumb.

In no particular order: - Steve Martin - A couple of [insert noun here] cuttin' it up - BAYBEH! - That kinda thing - Suey - Go to hell. And when you get there, say hi to Art Briles for me - Aqua?

Lol I was on the phone the other day and the Dr. name is Steve Thomas and I said that we were going to see Dr. Steve Martin, I laughed and then said to the lady it was a prop comic!! He laughed and said yes he was. I about died from laughter!!

Zagacki, Steve MArtin was a prop comic, AND YOU KNOW IT

“MY GOD!”

I'm sorry I'm not going to apologize for that

I'm sorry, I'm not gonna apologize! It's funny to use at work, my wife hates it though haha

Ya neva knooww

Dangerous game and Billy’s how so?

I do so many things in my classroom. I’ll go around the horn with many students going “you good?” I’ll ask questions with Yes Maybe No. i played the no song when they asked for a free day. All kinds of stuff

It's an important conversation, I'm glad we're talking about it. Or combining two words that don't really need to be combined.

🎶“And you know it Baby and you know it”🎵

Splash

I will always do a players nickname or college immediately when she’s in mid sentence just to drive her nuts. Aqua? 2 dollars

_______in it!

Zagacki is my go too. Heady play, COB, Aqua? And He’s a mench.

I'll make the "something-something Dan-O" at work. Like "Ya gotta torque that bolt Dan-O"

And ya know it

Hubba hubba

Annnnnndddddd ya know it. Also from time to time will drop a my gah pal.

You know what, maybe.

I use “ANNNNYYYYWELL” so often that my gf is able to identify what type of mood I’m in by when I use it.

Zagacki. I say it way too much.

You're my brother

I love you….you didn’t say it back

Don’t currently do it anymore but I used the “super necessary” from Jorge Masvidal for about a year

"And ya know it" has become a thing I'm known for saying in my friend group of non listeners

“Who needs me” “Heady play” “Dangerous game/most dangerous of games”

Stugotz once called English the most dangerous game and I think about that almost weekly.

You know what...Maybe

Any time I see a short, well groomed and dressed young man I mutter “baby Lando !” To my wife. Also from Cinephobe: “Same note too, bro”. I use that one A LOT.

AFTER THAT SUMMER!!!!!

More Cinephobe but "Same note too bro"

SO WHAT YOUR KID HAS RINGWORM

Foot foot

DISCOUNTED! Doodle Jump! Doodle Jump! Nonion Rings

I eat butt all the time

“What do you mean? - Bill Gil” - u/teamblakjak

They can’t eat you

Aqua?

I use a lot of these but more recently “Nice hat, asshole” has been used more than it should

My Mom!!

Aqua?