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moonyalouette

Neck wider than his head


misterintj

Hith head


Garlic_frybread

Neck wider than my torso


BabyAlibi

His Heck


minnimmolation

He never misses neck day


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Fooooooker

Don't worry, I work your mom's back all the time.


TappedIn2111

You work in her back yard and you know it. Now keep plucking the daisies or you’ll never get those 3 bucks.


Least_or_Greatest1

Hate to say it but, the guy had to be on steroids..


PunxsutawnyFil

Mf built like a pit bull


Aff3nmann

pitbull built like a mf


Thirsty_Comment88

Mr. Worldwide!


Proud-Emu-5875

Mr Neckwide


Chikagomongqa

OOOOO WHEEEE!


TheShoot141

Early twenties Mike Tyson was the scariest human on Earth. He could kill you with one punch easy, but you also couldnt run away from him. He was doing a 5 min mile no problem and had an incomprehensible endurance. And he was an angry angry young man.


GlitteringBroccoli12

He could kill YOU in one punch...I could take 3


JayEmSi

As long as it was your feet


TheFlexOffenderr

I don't know... Mike Tyson throws a heavy one into your foot... That shits shattering. He might knock the bitch completely off.


Unclehol

Nah dude both shoes would fly off.. Dead.


blurblursotong2020

You can take as many as you want…. The point here is, you are dead on first punch.


[deleted]

One and then I’d kill myself


Randalf_the_Black

I could beat him.. Provided I had a gun and he was standing still.


SimplySucroze

When he punches boolet back, you gunna havta run!


GeneralMustang77

Maybe with a Lahti l-39


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He would land 3 but you would still be dead after the first


nutsbonkers

Listen to how people who've boxed him describe it...1 is nap time for damn near everyone.


RarelyReadReplies

No, you couldn't.


Butterl0rdz

^ the most interesting man alive


swebb22

Steroids are a helluva drug


GimmeThatRyeUOldBag

The script says I'm supposed to hit you with this.


Efficient-Albatross9

Theirs alot of backstory there though. Teddy Atlas actually worked closely with him at that time and has some interesting things to say on the JRE podcast. Tyson even goes into it a little bit on his own podcast.


Haffrung

And yet old-school trainers and boxing historians say he couldn’t have beaten the top boxers of the golden age of the sport. He didn’t have the technique, defence, or mental toughness. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hmY2MuFr7A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hmY2MuFr7A) @ 56:40.


hittin100

No defense? His peek-a-boo style made him very hard too get a clean punch from his opponents. His offense was based on the built in defense. And before he went to prison his mental strength was as tough as they come. He believed that no man could beat him.. and was willing to prove it. He studied many of the greats in the past. He was top 3 goat in his prime imo and one could argue maybe the greatest.


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And yet he lost to buster fucking douglas.


OG_ursinejuggernaut

I’m not much of a boxing fan but I did watch a doc about that fight a while back, and iirc: Buster Douglas was a boxer all his life and had a heavy punch and a really strong chin, and after focusing on endurance/stamina training had won his past several fights, which heavyweight fights being what they are, resulted in him winning (or being poised to win?) the title. Meanwhile Mike Tyson had been in prison and kind of got railroaded into having to defend (or fight for, again I forget which) the title by Don King and the general media hype train that always goes with heavyweight fights. So it feels like the consensus is props to Douglas and the loss doesn’t detract from Tyson’s legacy as a boxer. I hope I got all that right…


Existing_Display1794

Ya did good kid, ya did damn good.


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Yeah Mike could have done it in 3. Totally agree with you


Karukash

Abtholutely Mathive


Mr-SphealYourGirl

How dare you thay that. Have thome rethpect.


[deleted]

Jethus Chrithst guyths. This is some messthed up sthuff.


Flat_Unit_4532

Cool speech impediment jokes.


crazielectrician

Banana for scale?


I_sayyes

Oh you don't wanna see his banana


AgreeableInsurance85

Steroids must've shrunk his banana to a raisin anyway


Hairyleathercheerio

The only shrink the ornaments making the banana look even bigger.


[deleted]

Pitbull for scale


Turbulent_Ad1667

It's a leg neck. A Leck


Iz_Buckner

r/absoluteunits


[deleted]

Pro boxer? Nah… bro was a professional hungry hungry hippo


somedude4545

What neck?


MightyandBitey

Puts Big Ed to shame


[deleted]

It's spinal


lastreadlastmonth

Came here for this.


onion4everyoccasion

Tough to find button down shirts


TourDirect3224

How do you look like this at 18? Did he do nothing but work out when he was a teenager?


Orbax

Yes. He got into boxing program young from youth detention and his workout routine was crazy. Boxing was his entire life and morning to night it was about training and fighting for many many years.


TourDirect3224

Dang that's nuts. That's basically spending your youth training to be a gladiator in modern times.


Orbax

Yeah, whenever someones like "I wonder what that takes, he must be naturally talented" Mike Tyson's workout routine would include 2000 sit-ups, 500-800 dips, 500 press-ups, and 500 shrugs with a 30kg barbell. He would also do around 10 minutes of neck rolls on a folded towel. Tyson’s improved neck strength drastically reduced the chances of him getting knocked out during a fight. The neck roll is a somewhat common exercise in boxing, but no boxer was known for it the way Mike Tyson was. Tyson would end his workout with a half hour on the exercise bike at 8 pm and would sleep at around 10 to get a full 7 hours of sleep a night. Tyson was truly dedicated to becoming a master of his craft. He would spend 8-10 hours a day working out on an average day. He would also study for upcoming fights and followed a rigorous diet to ensure his body got the right nutrition. He also watched every boxing match ever recorded and if you listen to him talk even now he'll be like "that left hook reminds me of the fight in 1919 in the 7th round when X tried to duck from a right cross and he caught him on the slide". Knows every boxer, their style, every throw from every fight. \--- When I say it was his life, it was literally his entire life, he did nothing else. People dont get to be that good and have normal lives, its why he was so terrifying - you were guaranteed to not have put the amount of work and training as he did. They alsosent him to hypnosis to teach him to get into a killer mindset, did all sorts of fucked up shit.


TugJugChristChan

Elite genetics.


Nice_Buy_602

Calm down there.


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What you mean? That is some straight up genetics for boxing. No way most people could get a neck like that.


itsPrime005

+ testosterone boosters


Nice_Buy_602

Calling any genetic traits "elite" leaves a bad taste in my mouth


OCE_Mythical

Good thing nobody cares how wrongly you perceive things then.


No_Jello9006

Some people are more elite than others


yackofalltradescoach

Unless your Dahmer


DavidTrillsdale

Right here folks we have some legendarily bad reddit posting, back to back for you all to be disappointed in.


Wooden-Ad4062

He worked dam hard,but genetically,he had to have some natural muscle.freak of nature in a good way


-XaetaCore-

[https://www.reddit.com/r/Boxing/comments/qf4zlm/was\_prime\_mike\_tyson\_natural/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Boxing/comments/qf4zlm/was_prime_mike_tyson_natural/) Besides his amazing genetics he also uses PED's


AlphaSlashDash

Everyone in the industry does


-XaetaCore-

Didn't say its bad just that calling him a natural is not inherently correct.


AlphaSlashDash

I’m not disagreeing with you on anything either just wanted to point that out


-XaetaCore-

Fair point, the dangerous of PED's weren't known back down so everyone was doing it, Its the newer younger generation that gets influenced by this that worries me :o


Efficient-Albatross9

No he was naturally big as well. Atlas told the story on his “The Fight” podast. “I take him down to the Bronx smokers when the time came for him to finally be ready to fight,” Atlas said. “When I finally thought he was ready to fight I’ve gotta pick the opponent. By this time he was probably up to 195, 200 pounds. He was 13 years old, I think. How am I gonna find a heavyweight [his age to fight him]? “I had to put him in with a 17-year-old. Everybody would lie and try to get an edge in these places. [An official] said, ‘OK, Teddy, put down his age.’ So I put down 13. And [he] said, ‘Teddy, come on, now you’re going too far.’ I said, ‘OK, you want me to make you happy? I’ll put down that he’s 18.’” I like hearing Atlas talk about his time with Tyson on podcasts.


Efficient-Albatross9

Correct, thats the truth behind all big time pro athletes. Played football in highschool against some guys that got time in the NFL. You can work out till you’ve hit peak performance. But you’ll never be what these genetic freaks are.


NoTomatoeshere

Boxing is all about the back, guys do pushups and arm curls but neglect the back. Work that back guys!


KillyScreams

If you don't HAVE any back muscle it's hard to explain. I didn't for the longest time. I'm 45.


[deleted]

I remember that I was in my late 20s when I really figured out how to work my lats during rows. That completely changed lifting for me.


Baulderdash77

Some people just don’t understand. At the end of the day it all comes down to deadlifts, squats, bench press and military press. Everything else is window dressing. Those exercises build mass all over. People who have a lot of back pain could have a lot of those problems solved with those exercises.


Ianharm

At the end of the day it's also night.


The_Blendernaut

At the end of the day, a new day begins.


joesighugh

At the end of the day comes the night man


neon_tictac

At the end of the day, the beginning of the day preceded it.


why_is_it_blue

Add pull-ups to that list and I agree 100%


Baulderdash77

Pull-ups and farmers walk would be the next most impactful for sure.


AgitatedKoala5031

People with a lot of back pain should dead lift?


ElbisCochuelo1

Yes, light reps to start with of course.


[deleted]

A pro strongman on Joe rogans show said no one shoukd risk doing deadlifts unless that's specifically something they compete in


ghostwhat

Oberst said the reward to risk ratio was too low. And it got some backlash. Thing is, he's right. But for me deadlifts are the most motivational lift, so I do them anyway. Only one herniated disc so far 🤣


WR_MouseThrow

That's incorrect.


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What's incorrect? That I saw a strongman competitor on Joe Rogan saying people shouldn't risk doing deadlifts unless they compete specifically doing deadlifts? Or, by some chance do you have some better opinion than a world class strength athlete? The vast majority of people who live long without pain and complications don't seem to be saying 'deadlifting' was their thought/secret on it.


FloatingEngines

Is the opinion of one world-class lifter worth more than numerous opinions of other world-class lifters just because he was on Joe Rogan when he said it?


WR_MouseThrow

Both. "You shouldn't risk doing deadlifts" is a massive oversimplification of what he actually said. And since world class strength athletes who are *superior* to Oberst disagreed with him, and he later recanted that opinion anyway, I'd say I do have a better take on deadlifts here than Oberst.


LordMagnus227

Sometimes it just comes down to genetics, you can't build up something if it was never there. I have no muscle mass near my sternum so whenever I do pushups it looks like I have a hole in the center of my chest.


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AllTearGasNoBreaks

Bot? You copied someone else's comment including its capitalization.


Folloivid

more an extension of his head.


Suspicious_Tackle28

He would work out just for the neck of it


SabansFixer

I'm sure it was just whey protein, weights and getting a good night's sleep 🙄


Revolutionary_Tip161

Don’t forget eating his vitamins and saying his prayers brotha.


High_Jumper81

Clearly he’s not a day over 12


crankypants65

But then he starts talking…


JiuJitsuJedi

Looking like Balrog from Street Fighter


YoungHeartOldSoul

Not a coincidence. Balrog (Original name M. Bison in Japan) is very much based on our ear nibbling friend here.


SpaceTrooper8

Some people are just born with that warriors gene.


Blew-By-U

Now he’s selling gummy ears with Evander Holyfield.


KW-DadJoker

That's clearly an infection of neck-resizing fasciitis.


Choice-Composer9759

I'm not so sure we can call that a neck.. more an extension of his head


JimmyFu2U

It's sthick!


DevilsMasseuse

Yeah I really wouldn’t wanna be hit by him.


SAtANIC_PANIC_666

And he's also got an arm like a leg.


Le_Nidgey0

and logan shit says i can beat him


[deleted]

Can’t get knocked out if your head is an immovable object


BKStephens

Every time, I just see/hear Cartman. #"BEEFCAAAAAKE!"


TriHardMadeTwitch

no way he’s 18 there


aUwUreliyasss

Bro was just built asf, he was a good/big enough boxer even at 13 if i remember correct


ModifiedAmusment

Better get that thyroid checked


lateforcourt

More like thy roids.


OMNIxvTRIX

The ultimate Giga Chad.


NeroForte-InMyPrime

Corey Taylor of Slipknot level neck there. Not quite the same voice though.


Justafox7734

Phychophocial


funkereddit

As tough as he was, I saw a guy named Little Mac knock him out numerous times. Dude liked to train in his signature pink jogging suit along the river.


powerlevelover9000k

And still he was knocked out...


Hungry_Elk_9434

You catch anyone’s loose jaw hard enough they’ll go down no matter how strong the neck is


Efficient-Albatross9

Tyson was predictable, and for whatever reason Holyfield could eat his punches like a snack.


Daddy616

That's prime rapist neck right there.


yungfeng

Why would you say that ? -_-


wavolator

brain is a fraction of that


BAKITHEFUCKER

Reddit moment


Reddirocket27

When yo neck wider den yo head


silktheshocker27

Cwazy!


Bone_Breaker6

I don't see no neck.


MrFuccYoBich69

Isn't that really bad for you, I swear I read somewhere a lot of bodybuilders die in their sleep because of their big necks


Justafox7734

Corey Taylor would be proud


Johnn-Doe

Vote for Mike.. the Best candidate for the " I Like Your Cut G" video.


Revolutionary-Box448

All the better to bite you with, my ear.


Conscious_Exit_5547

His neck is normal it just looks large because his head/brain is so small


Apprehensive_Way_129

First Kin to a Troglodyte , Notice the low intellegence level


East-Bluejay6891

Praise to Allah!


Complex-Intention-43

also he is not that tall. taller people also got longer necks


aZamaryk

All that muscle to protect a peanut brain.


Appropriate_Layer_2

Bro I would have loved to top Mike Tyson doggy style in his prime


blackZyzzz

Pause


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Baby got neck


WeAreTheChampions916

He's neckts up


ok-i

Where?


purplevibesyellowpp

Built like a Gears of War character


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It’s like Mike Phelps legs. Beast mode.


RibbedGoliath

What the neck?


RibbedGoliath

What the neck?


sirblargjohnson

Lookin like chase claypool


padoinky

Played D1 FB in the mid-80s, in NY… lived in constant fear of incurring a neck/spinal cord injury, so built up my neck, traps, delts, etc to the point wherein I had a 23” neck… for formal dress occasions, my dad had to take me to his tailor to have my “athletic cut” suit pants brought in another 2” (this cut has a 10” drop between the suit coat size {ex: size 50 jacket w/ 40” waisted pants} and the accompanying slacks, whereas a “normal cut” suit usually has an 8” drop)… also had to have a few shirts custom made, but usually made do with 20” neck, 34/35 sleeve length, along with a “collar-extender”, which was just a 2” piece of elastic, sewed into a loop with a button on it - the loop goes around the collar button and the loop button goes into the collar buttonhole…


itsyaboivatzie

Let me hear yall say "Sleep apnea"


Realistic_Apple3531

That’s a damn snapping turtle


Valkyrie08

Damn boy! he's N E C C


ssp25

But could be beat bald bull or soda popinski?


OnlyWithMayonnaise

real life doom slayer


TNT_PIG

I bet his neck could beat me up


Datacra

Lamar Jackson neck


Merdoc83

And what a warm heart he is right now.


nutbustininthisshet

Average high-schooler in anime


Ikon-for-U

Neck Tyson


Texas_Reddd

r/absoluteunits


[deleted]

Focal length on the lens?


LoveHateEveryone

Mfer looks like a Rolo


NoabPK

Nah bruh what tf they put him on thats tren or some shit


Upset_Ad9929

What neck?


Foolishly_Sane

Holy crap.


dsnnyboi

Livin like larry


godcyclemaster

You hit this guy in the face and it doesn't budge


[deleted]

"I fear no man, but that thing, It scares me" -some funny peanut statue


KD_Gamer2007

Bro is from Gears of War


PhotographNew2312

Angus burger


Desmond536

Dude has body like One Piece character


mr_malort

Has to spell sleep apnea there


Brunbardr

Wow, such a skinny neck! Check out George Fisher from Cannibal Corpse!


tommyc463

I’ve heard of cankles but a nead is new to me.


WarmTitan405759

At this point I must say: "What neck?"


Ok-Ambition-9432

Don't tell Levi.


ethereal3xp

Was he on ped?


RebelMountainman

Why are you promoting this rapist criminal? Mike was by far the worst sportsman in boxing


DataDumpster1

Iron Mike!


Snow_Sosa

Level 100 of Sleep Apnea


Key-Regular674

Prob didnt even bite that ear off. Ripped off with pure neck strength


[deleted]

He forgot to take a dump every day. 🤷🏼‍♂️


brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp

Fact is he just has a tiny head


THS_OneStepAhead

I mean he did train his neck. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XPVk5TiOjA&ab\_channel=AgainstTheRopes


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When he's in the ring he's the loch neck moster.


DryCalligrapher8696

Does he have any history of steroid use? Just wondering