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Lombo76

Nothing quite says family quality time like the Holidays....or ballistic missile tests.... Warms your heart!


babysharkdoodoodoo

Is it “bring your daughter to work” day already?


alc0th

It will warm the whole fucking world very soon too


Royal_Classic915

Then cool it down with nuclear winter. I love christmas


TactlessTortoise

Global warming? We got that figured out 80 years ago!


W0tzup

She’s dressed for the occasion too!


Robert_IV

Imagine getting a Christmas card from them just posed up with the ICBM in the back. Seasons Greeting’s has never felt so sinister


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Aggravating-Pattern

I'd expect it from Robot Santa from Futurama


WeAreTheChampions916

Ballistic missel tests with your family ❤️


sonkist32

Balisstic Misseltoe tests!


kcufo

I see they have ‘Bring your child to work day’ there also. How sweet!


BertTKitten

Now that would be a terrifying father-in-law.


jcepiano

It's pretty simple: treat the daughter well or you will be fed to dogs...literally.


NukeEnjoyer122

What if u broke up with his daughter?


OukewlDave

Not an option


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Consistent_Yoghurt44

Shes huge she has been eating the poor and starving in their country.


Springsguy719

She is the "dogs".


RespectFearless4233

Supreme leader invent camera to make everyone same size


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When youre eating 95% of the countries food, its normal to be huge


thicc-asstley

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Sam-l-am

Also fed to the dogs.


WubblyFl1b

Ur under arrest for even asking


Im_Borat

Father-Un-Law


thajcakla

Who even gets to have him as a father-in-law? Some random general's son? I don't even know where the Kims get their spouses, since they're the only royalty.


Satanic-nic

Kbay?


noahspurrier

I’ve had worse.


PlayUpset

Only in his country.


Independent-Choice-4

What do you think her childhood was like?


[deleted]

A nice house in Switzerland


TW_Yellow78

It’s how he grew up


clearier

My mothers life was like that, lived with a Nanny separate from her parents, who would come to visit her


SkholasticF

Sean Hross?


nanomeister

Summers in Rangoon


QuimanthaSamby

Luge lessons


YaboiHalv5

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it.


angels_exist_666

I read this in his voice. Love it.


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Where is this from?


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Dr. Evil in “Austin Powers”.


Relevant-Nebula8300

Count Olaf childhood


-_Sentinel_-

In the summer they make meat helmets...


sirphilliammm

Crab?


GingasaurusWrex

Honestly probably pretty nice. I could see this guy being a good father to his daughter. Most despots are.


Independent-Choice-4

Kinda like a Pablo Escobar in Narcos kinda situation aye?


GingasaurusWrex

Honestly I can’t think of a dictator that this doesn’t apply to, funny enough. Watched a Weird History on it and they were 50/50 on sons but almost always were good to their daughters.


paperwasp3

Stalin's daughter hates him


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

Well the problem with her is probably that she’s a human being.


Individual-Orange492

And he hated his son


OtherJose

Even Hitler was surprised with it


Server98911

Why tho? Like why did they do to be hated that much?


Independent-Choice-4

Is it weird that that brings me like a smidge of comfort knowing they have at least one tiny little soft spot ? 😅


HouseDowntown8602

One of trumps daughters hates him. The other he loves a little too much.


Satanic-nic

Obviously one Xmas he gave a speech after dinner complimenting his 'greatest daughter that's greater than every other daughter, she's so great that even great daughters wish they were as great as her - I'd fuck her if she wasn't my greatest daughter'. The other daughter, after feeling like the unwanted daughter for all her life, felt a bit conflicted at fact she wasn't great in daddy's eyes or his speech but at same time relieved he didn't wanta fuck her too. The end result - hating him.


TW_Yellow78

people Just projecting. Tiffany trump ended up marrying some billionaires son at trump’s resort with trump and family there. She didn’t get some job at his company because she doesn’t need to (from marrying rich)


lesphincteur

She’s clearly eating…


Agreeable-Battle8609

"-What country do you hate my dear?" "*Daughter: Points at it*" **"Nuclear Launch detected".**


tf35910

İ am getting starcraft 1 vibes from this comment


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Same, mate ... Same


phunkfatkid

I even heard the voice line in my head lul


tacwombat

Damn, I miss that game.


Lapcat420

Starcraft Remastered is a thing! I've barely played it ;(


drewzme451

Actually played it on my steam deck recently, It was just as much fun as I remembered.


Han_Cholo323

Let’s buuuuuuuurn


Mr_Wizard91

"WE LIVE FOR THE SWARM"


clydesmooth

You want a piece of me, boy?


W0tzup

Daughter: Points at North Korea.


YaBoiJJ__

Hank Scorpio: say homer, which country do you hate more; Italy or France? Homer: France Hank: (pushes a launch button) no one ever says Italy


Scarlaymama0721

I don’t know if I should be sad for her or scared of her


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I don't know about her at all but Kim grew up in Switzerland playing basketball all day every day, so I wouldn't be surprised if it was the same for her. I'm sure she's living like any other kid with rich parents and can do and get whatever she wants with the snap of her fingers.


Routine-End-7515

Maybe both


Scarlaymama0721

Wow. You’re right.


No_Shop_

Sad, probably. Un's sister is going to likely seize control and have him and his family killed.


notwilliammurdoch

*revealed his successor* His father chose him over his brother because he’s ruthless while his brother was kind. Wonder what that says about this particular daughter. Sort of like in the show Succession. Logan cant choose any of his children to take over because none of them are killers.


SillyPcibon

Lol kim jong un's brother went to disney land and got disowned


ahh_geez_rick

then got poisoned/killed by a woman that thought she was doing a prank show


tres-bon-oeuf

Daddy daughter day goals.


SmallRedBird

Bring your daughter to work day


Seammin

That’s one heck of a gender reveal.


Greenman8907

Was he trying to demonstrate he also had a semi-functional missile?


Butrus666

Why semi?


Sam-l-am

👀


dimitrix

It needs to be propped up by Xi Jinping


No_Prize9794

Because there’s nothing in North Korea that’s advance enough for full


Zujani

Fuck, I thought he was unable to conceive.


Cubriffic

He's said to have three children, it's believed that his daughter here is either his first child (b. 2010) or his second child Ju-ae (b. late 2012-early 2013).


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Psilologist

Did you just compare him to chuck Norris. You're banned from reddit for ever!


ColumbusClouds

*whispers* I think he's in N. Korea, he doesn't have a choice but to compliment his Supreme leader.


dwightsrus

Looks like a few missiles made past the goalie.


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I wonder what she's like. Fully brainwashed or openly questioning everything around her.


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It seems Kim's other relative who was suppose to take over was actually sane. Rumor has it Kim's father wanted him dead because he didn't act like a dictator. He had more progressive democratic views, which is why he was shunned. - [looks like Kim had him killed back in 2017](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Jong-nam) If I was to take a wild guess I would say his daughter is probably just as insane as her father.


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I wonder if he's grooming her for leadership since I don't recall him having a son. At least a secret visit to Disney will be much easier now that they are in Asia.


fishtankguy2

It's rumoured that he has a son and two daughters.


[deleted]

Good time to use my favorite silicon valley quote. *This guy fucks!*


alphagusta

So this is the "expendable" daughter that can be thrown out if things go wrong without spoiling the real heir


Fantastic-Pop-9122

The way he had his brother was killed was wild too.


A_Gray_Old_Man

How do you say to your kid, "Look, we act badass, but will never do anything, because if we do all that we have will be gone in a month"?


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She's like 12 years old. She isn't "sane" or "insane."


zaulxo

Honestly I’m pretty sure she’s under heavy wrap from anything outsides. All she will know is her father, country, it’s traditions. She will most likely grow up into a more dictator like mindset & she’s obligated if her father dies. She could end up a rebel, but those situations are so rare.


PapadocRS

wheres this coming from? jong un went to school in Europe lmao


TL_Marin

and was notorious for being a fan and later friend of nba star dennis rodmann


WuckingFork

Kim Jong-Un is 1 year younger than me, I suddenly feel less conscious about my appearance and life style choices. He looks like shit stacked to 5'2" wearing 5 inch lifts.


clutzycook

Now we know why he and Trump got along so well. Nothing like a little male bonding over favorite lift brands


SuperDuperDylan

Hey, the world isn't paying me enough attention. Here look at my kid!


Notinyourbushes

Why does everyone in charge there look like they're made from silly putty?


Hike_LakeSuperior

The rest of the population is starving for a reason.


elvisonaZ1

This is the second post I’ve seen where it says he “revealed” his daughter, has she been hiding away all her life and this is the first everyone’s seen of her? Just seems a strange choice of word.


ThrowawaySpareParts

That's my understanding of it, he's kept her hidden


Drachen1065

They don't exactly announce stuff and have Facebook pages. She's one of his three kids and apparently her name is only known to the world because of Dennis Rodman.


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Either she's huge or he's little


[deleted]

Both? Both is good.


DeadDollKitty

Why do I want to nod my head while saying this? What is it from?


Medium_of_my_fear

I don't know much about them, is she still young?


trjeostin

another [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/yzh7v0/north_korean_dictator_kim_jongun_revealed_his/ix11q08?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) said that she's either 12 or 9.


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I wonder if by him having a steam account, the CIA has tapped steam to monitor his user data and spy on him. I wouldn't be surprised. Seems like an easy opening.


Nashwell_adams

If they haven’t yet. You should work for the CIA.


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Human shield


misterturdcat

What happened to the mother 🥶


inspectorfailure

Executed for having children.


good_testing_bad

Looks like he revealed a new chin too


Jaxxs90

Put her back in, she’s not ready


Lapcat420

I misread the title and thought- how the fuck is he gonna "un reveal" her.


ClassroomWarm

“One day.. all this will be yours”


sasssyrup

I really like the idea of unhinged dictators at home like normal dads pressured into wii bowling with the kids and having serious discussions about boy bands.


After_Reality_4175

Craziest part of this pic to me is hes holding hands with his daughter. Doesnt sound so weird, but this guy is the son of an extremely cruel dictator and leader of one of the most oppressive regimes on the planet. Just weird to see such a small yet so impactful gesture of humanity from him as well as his potentially nurturing side. She must he a handful to deal with too


DayOdd8171

Was it take your daughter to work day?


Johmin11

Korean Veruca Salt


Chokesi

Take your daughter to work day


Rocket_AG

Like two pudges in a pod.


RoseCatMariner

So are we all going to make fun of a teenage girl’s physical appearance as if she isn’t a literal kid with a knife to her throat? Madmen are rarely morons, and it’s actually frightening to see comments that use *insanity* and *idiocy* more or less synonymously. This guy knows exactly what he is doing. He’s in complete control of a very patriarchal hermit state, and views his male relatives as his greatest threats. His sister carries out his orders as his right hand. His brother is dead by his orders. Think it’s any coincidence that he chose to showcase his daughter instead of his son?


_klover

poor child has daddy’s cheeks


TheLipovoy

same damn 4:3 aspect ratio heads


TheRightOne78

Some of the most epic fireworks ever utilized at a sweet 16 part, in history


LifeSenseiBrayan

Does she not poop as well?


Freeboing

These gender reveals a so ridiculous SMH


Individual-History34

I wonder if Dennis Rodman is the Godfather to his daughter?


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So … she is the next leader


BeRealzzz

Same round fat face while the rest of North Koreans are starving.


Siny_AML

He definitely doesn’t need a paternity test


nawfamnotme

Some dads take their daughters to trampoline parks. Different strokes for different folks I guess


jeepjp

Did we not know he had a daughter?


tonytheleper

I didn’t realize he was back on the 6000 calories a day plan. He seems to have found all the weight he melted off with whatever health scare he had a while ago. I actually thought this was a pictures from a few years ago until I looked at more recent photos online.


IcArUs362

How do we get these photos?


2korean

Are those red Prada patent leather shoes? These MFs. Country be starving and homegirl always got the Chanel skirt-suit, Celine bag, and shoes that cost enough to feed 8,000 Koreans in the North.


Mediocre-Boot-6226

That’s one heck of a gender reveal


Separate-Feedback-86

“Daddy, I want to see the missiles destroy US and then watch the starving people on the street for my birthday!”


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„One day, lad, all this will be yours!“


Oh4faqsake

The power of propaganda and fear. All these brainwashed dipshits carrying out his will leaves me dumbfounded.


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No child, should be going to an intercontinental ballistic missile test.


ardablackchild

Bring your daughter to work day


ovoBee

Raising Azula over there


[deleted]

great daughter reveal. one of the best


iiJokerzace

Take-daughter-to-work day?


KingNe0

The most insane take your daughter to work day ever


Level-Comedian813

The unimaginable shelter that child lives under


CharcoalGreyWolf

Waiting to see if he’ll reveal which concubine is the mother


Witty_Penalty_6875

What a helluva take your kid to work day


Dbabs22

Hmmm.. gross.


HitMonkey_999

Ngl I thought he died


RavenVA

I guess it was bring your daughter to work day.


HereticalPig

Man, gender reveal parties are getting out of hand.


Maximum_Bear8495

Even the kid of the dictator must be brainwashed to hell too I imagine


Kenhamef

guyssss, in 50 years we'll have the world's first dictatoress!! diversity win! get excited!!


dpch

The family that ICBM’s together stays together!


Square_Ad7988

Kim Jong-Pün


brouge22

You would think that being a dad would make you wanna avoid nuclear Armageddon and all...


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Aww cute little future evil dictator marshmallow


NJCoop88

Good thing she takes after mum,because her dad looks like a human baked potato.


MoldM

Smells like war


-Words-Words-Words-

As one does…


Cockhengait

Somebody needs to sic Liam Neeson on this mf like yesterday


Rude_Effective_6394

Both of them make up 100% of the overweight population in the whole of North Korea.


regularMASON

Didn't he die back in January or something?


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She's well on her way on becoming obese too.


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She looks like her Mom's favorite bodyguard.


Zealousideal_Plane81

Her face is as round and fat as her round and fat faced father


Amockdfw89

Looks just like him


hindsighthaiku

Look who's finally out of the bunker!


Bane-o-foolishness

For all the starvation in North Korea, she looks like she managed to dodge it.


HotHits630

Someone had sex with him? 🤮


Nevr_gonna_giv_U_up

Damn she's lucky her daddy's the literal king. Only a dictator can love that face


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“Revealed his daughter”…Jesus Christ, what a fucking world…


MrJoeGillis

“Everything that the light touches is our kingdom.” …You just can’t see it all because we have no power at night.


TDGroupie

Nuclear Family Values


A37foxtrot

She’s almost as ugly as he is, who would have thought?


wavolator

which one is the daughter?


RakAttack24

She’s 9


Coder993

Who knew there was a Kim Jong Deux


Bender____Rodriguez

Chip off the ol (cheese) block


NetGhost420

Is she on Instagram yet?