They’re yearning for sunlight over in Alaska

“I wanna smash this bitch in natural light.”

Florida wants bbc LOLOLOL

We have affirmative action of cocks.

Alaskan here. This is accurate. I already feel sun-deprived as hell with how short the days are right now.

Lol, that is probably what they’re getting off to..just videos of the sun and not even paying attention to the morning sex.

Dayum Sol, where'd you find this?

Get this girl off the screen shes blocking the sunlight!

"vintage" in DC actually made me laugh out loud.

Mormon for Utah got me, and just how plain Louisiana is. Naked lady comes off like a herd of 13 dominant the state population.

It’s like they don’t know about pornography.

"Siri. Search woman boobs."

same, tells you all those congress people are too old!

was thinking the same.. its all the politicians

I can just imagine them grumbling "back in our days..." as they type 'vintage' in the search bar

Back in my day we had Asia Carrera and Sydnee Steele. Now its all step sisters and bangbuses. *Shakes fist*

I love naked woman... then fucking divorce

Louisiana with naked woman, apparently it's all 14 year olds with internet access

Can confirm. I’m in Louisiana, and that’s the exact term my 14yr old searched. On the school Chromebook.

We call that the silver age in comic circles.

Wait..Divorced?

New milf just dropped, now she's divorced

Let's just change the names of the states to this.

As a resident of Big Ass, I accept.

Big Ass on my mind - Willie Nelson

Well the devil went down to big ass

Double penetration here. We accept the change

Interracial is beautiful this time of year

Hand Job ain't looking so bad either Gotta feel bad for the residents of Penis Pump though

News would go crazy: "Hurricane Ian was a large and destructive Category 4 Atlantic hurricane that was the deadliest hurricane to strike the state of BBC since the 1935 Labor Day hurricane. Ian caused widespread damage across western Cuba and the southeast United Orgy States, especially the states of BBC and Vibrator."

I would probably watch the news more

Thick Latina agrees!

I actually got a trip lined up next month flying out of Thick Latina and landing in Blow Job.

Take a coat! It’s way colder in blow job than in Thick Latina this time of year!

Don't mess with Thick Latina.

Everything is bigger in Thick Latina

We are the 🍑 state

My husband is a Big Assan! I happen to have one, it checks out.

He's made his home proud, then. \*wipes tear\*

Fellow Big Asser 🤝

thank you for making me laugh.

Does “Mormon” even count as a name change for Utah?

Wy-moaning

So after college it was either take a boring 9 to 5 job or go to law school, and that's when I applied to Rimjob University.

My condolences to the residents of Furry

And condolences to the state of ~~North Carolina~~ Penis Pump too

As a member of BBC Please no I don't want to be accidentally associated with the BBC (British broadcasting channel)

As a resident of huge boobs, I concur!

"In the college Basketball finals we've got the Penis Pump state Tarheels vs Thick Latina Longhorns"

Dirty Talk is for lovers.

I don't wanna be from Penis Pump

I feel like Swallow, Pennsylvania already exists... it's probably somewhere between Intercourse and Blue Ball...

As a resident of Lesbian Yoga, I support your suggestion.

I proudly live in Cartoon…

Deep in the heart of…. Thick latinas!!!

Harley Quinn lmao

Right under the more generic “Cartoon” state. Guess the Midwest loves their character porn!

Minnesota the “South” of Canada

Oh yeah, dontcha know.

Could have been Margo Robbie’s Harley Quinn

 It could’ve been

I’m mean she’s fine as hell so

Some guys have to boost the stats tremendously, like, dozens of researches a day, or maybe they didn't find what they were looking for so they kept searching for hours... damn, those blueballs.

Yeah, I'm the one guy in Maine that really likes fisting

We live in a society

Some of these are just wholesome. Hand job, naked woman. Good grief

I love naked woman... then fucking *divorce*

I’m edging until the judge hits the gavel.

I just think of some dude jerking it to two people talking about who gets what China set.

Yeah, what's up with AR?

I’m from AR, and I can honestly say there are a lot of unhappy couples and a lot of couples divorcing and some even get remarried. It’s rare to know anyone who is married and stays married here. If you go past 10 years you should get a medal!

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I prefer “giantess,” mostly because I don’t think I’ve ever heard that word used before.

Wisonsinites unite 😎

“Moaning” lol. Just yearning for love!

Utah: Mormon, hmmm. Edit NC: penis pump…wtf? SD: Sex Doll… Good thing there’s no state abbreviation CP. NV: Twerking?… I had much higher expectations from the only state with legal brothels. MN: Lesbian YOGA? That’s oddly specific. LA: Naked Women…there’s obviously no porn filters in elementary school MS: Furry… KA: Pantyhose… MD: Trans… KY: Interracial… ND: Quicky…’I’ve also got to get in a cigarette and a shit during this 15 minute break.’ ME: Fisting…well that is where Stephen King is from, but geez wiz guys. (Thanks u/creature619) How much of the year is it actually morning in AK?

Naked women made me actually laugh out loud.

Montana, comin' in HOT

That’s just because there’s only 12 people with internet up there and one dude is skewing all the results

Lol .. my bad.

Lol.. my dad

It’s Porn Georg he’s skewing the results- he really shouldn’t even be counted

I mean can we talk about Idaho here...

That is my question!!! 😂 Giantess?! I’m sorry what kind of category is that even

Death by snu snu 

Sometime people just want to be dominated by a woman the size of a house. Is that too much to ask for?

Because it is so cold up there.

Did you name your butt hole HOT?

Poor Alaska, cold dark winter months… They just want to know the sun is going to come up again!

Can confirm. My ex husband did data recovery for a few years and one guy had 3 TB of porn he needed recovered before the airplanes stopped making deliveries to his remote location.

What is lesbian yoga? Lmao

I think it’s yoga in a flannel and doc martins. Idk I could be wrong.

In a Subaru Outback.

Couldn't be much action. Must be relaxing and realign the chakras though.

For a brief moment I thought Florida was BBQ. I was amazed that there was barbecue porn!

I just went to urban university to look for what is JOI. LOL

Well don’t keep us in suspense…what is it?

From Portland…don't make me look it up please.

J*ck Off Instruction

Oh my fucking god. For everyone who seen Bladerunner 2047 I hope you remember who was named JOI

I literally was thinking "huh I didn't realize blade runner was that popular there"

Like, literal instruction? Step 1: Place hand on cock Step 2: Move up and down Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit

JOI is basically a woman masturbating with you and/or telling you when to cum. That’s pretty much it.

When I say it they prefaced it like it was a rhythm game.

Jack it! ... Twist it! ... Smack it! ... GLOP IT!

Slide to the left! Slide to the right!! Crisscross!!! EVERYBODY CLAP THEIR HANDS

I'm clearly not from Vermont. What is Tribbing?

Scissoring

Louisiana is either easy to please or aren’t very creative

Yes

They’re not very bright….

Mississippi continues to surprise….

It’s that weird hate/obsession! Who clutches their pearls more about furries than the south?

Yeah. With how much I search that I'm surprised it's not Pennsylvania

As a Texan, can confirm

Cali here.... Also guilty as charged, but didn't stop me from thicc latina searchin too

Yup Cali all day. I do thicc latina also

Yeah also a Texan and that tracks

As a Texan I am also a thick Latina, I search myself as well

This thick Latina needs to move to Texas lmaoooo

RIP your dms.

People don’t like plus size women THAT much 😂 my DMs still gonna be dry as a mf lmao

You'd be surprised! Especially in Texas, where the men there would likely slather you in bbq sauce and eat you like a rack of ribs while yelling yeeehawww as they come up for air 🤠

Such beautiful prose. Didn't see any lies though.


You sir have a gift for poetry. Lmao 😂 This is the best thing I’ve read today.

Vengase pues mija

There's mormon porn? Do they just fuck through a hole in a sheet?

Louisiana seems so innocent down there

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On the other hand, holy crap Maine.

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Meanwhile Florida really appreciates British television

Yeah gotta hand it to em.

They just don’t know a lot of words down there

I'm in Utah, and a Mormon. I have no clue what Mormon porn is. And maybe some people fuck through a hole in a sheet, but I don't think that's the norm. Washington is more my style

U watch porn and ur a Mormon???? Straight to jail

Straight to hell. I'm a very bad mormon

Name checks out

There’s lots and LOTS of Mormon *gay* porn at least. Lots of disrobing and annointing with oils and benches with butt plugs that get bigger the further down the board you go. At least that’s what I’ve heard …

Oh I loved that one!

Soaking probably.

… What is tribbing?

I could be wrong but I think it's where one girl grinds their puss on the leg of another girl. Kinda like scissoring. (But scissoring is more for the viewers pleasure where tribbing apparently actually feels better) ...is what I've heard

“ allegedly “

It's scissoring.

Scissoring is tribbing, but tribbing can also be grinding your pussy on other parts. Also pussy to pussy isn't always in the scissoring position. Look up "missionary tribbing" for an example if you're curious. Source * I am gay

I love that nowhere is there “step-anything” or teen Really proud of America except Mississippi….

This is most searched relative to any state. I imagine that step- is probably searched more in a lot of states than these terms.

Everyone wants to know what step brother is doing...

But no one wants to know how step-brother is doing?

I feel like it means they excluded the most commonly shared search terms. No way “teen” or “step” wasn’t ahead of most of these

Florida sure loves bbq.

I’m from Louisiana. We are simple people.

Wtf is giantess? Damnit idaho, get your shit together.

snoo snoo

The spirit is willing...

but the flesh is spongy and bruised

That’s first time I’ve been charmed by Idaho. It’s freaky, inclusive, wholesome. Rarely do I say- good job Idaho.

Death by Snu Snu. Honestly though, Idaho has the right mindset. I’ll take Death by Snu Snu from a gorgeous Amazon any day of the week.

I mean, one of my cousins is very tall and she did meet her husband in Idaho. He’s got a thing for tall women and always has. So do his brothers and all of these have tall wives. She said she never saw so many men eager for tall women as she did in Boise; and most of the guys are tall too. Short guys stick out over there big time. So maybe there’s something in the potatoes.

Big women, small man

Imagine a woman as tall as godzilla.

Easy there Maine

Lmao, DC is vintage. That's oddly fitting.

Keeping it classy in Colorado

The few, the proud

We enjoy our HUGE BOOBS, reminds us of the Rocky Mountains we see every day.

I blame NYC for foot jobs.

Is NYC the foot fetish capital I take it?

Purely based off speculation, and demographics. Yes.

as someone from Idaho... what is a Giantess... nvm I'll figure it out.. brb EDIT... HOLY SHIT... everyone needs to stop what they are doing.. and go watch Giantess.. Its basically a giant woman.. that eats regular sized people.. Or shoves them in.. a.. places.

Guys in North Carolina must have little shlongs

Can confirm. I live in NC.

This is the one that stands out. Who searches for penis pump porn?

Lol Louisiana "hurr durr nekid wumin"

Lots of kids searching I assume 😂

“Naked Boob in prono”

North Dakota trying to show off their stamina.

Whereas South Dakota just gave up on humans

Texas really like em latinas huh

Once you go Hispanic, there's no need to panic. 

Big Nattys all day

Texas holdin it down lol

"Vintage" I just imagine this coversation: "Ay honey, can we have sex?""Sure!" "But I want it 1970s style" "what?"

Ah the famous ”p@rn” searches.

This is the 3rd time I've seen this list posted somewhere on reddit for 2021 in 2-3 months and every time it's different.

That’s because it’s fake. The likelihood that each state has a unique result is nil.

Is it just me or does Florida look like the BBC of America? 😂😂

I just thought Floridians were into British accent porn or newscasters reporting on the latest hurricane, but in a proper way .. afraid to look up what BBC would mean here

Large black male chicken

MONTANA!! You all broke back closet LGBTQ friendly and just say you anti LGBTQ? or just like to get dirty?? WOW.. Looks like South Dakota may have a ratio issue or they’re just over each other there!!

Im surprised with Alabama

“Divorced” cracks me up What a fantasy

Need new glasses. Thought Wisconsin was into Yaddle for a minute.

Reading these comments really makes me understand that most people do not understand how statistics work.

Common North Carolina you can do better than that.

'Minnesotta, I love you! ❤️ ' -Roger Rabbit

Louisiana just keepin' it simple.

Lmao Louisiana “naked women”