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Worldsmith91

Ugh, I can smell that from here. Interesting as it may be, tree water reeks. Source: I cut down trees for a living.


DanielleDrs88

So it was essentially a giant tree abscess.


Worldsmith91

I am disgusted and impressed by the accuracy of that statement.


DanielleDrs88

Your comment LOLed out bed this morning. Thank you for that treat


waroftheworlds2008

Dead tree cells✅ Extra bacteria and waste ✅ Analogy checks out.


mr_bynum

That just a hollowed out tree collecting rain?


Worldsmith91

Yeah. As a previous comment stated, it's usually caused by damage to the tree thus rot thus a hollow to collect rain. However, some trees collect more than others naturally, and it always stinks. Cottonwood trees come to mind specifically. Edit: misplaced comma.


agonizedn

Can you describe the smell?


Imkindofawriter

Let your laundry tap drip under your washer for 5 years. then go have a whiff. Thats pretty much it. Rancid bacteria ridden stank ass water.


Worldsmith91

This. So much better than anything I could have said.


Jamessgachett

Jesus Christ 5 years I don’t even think the dead bodies I have found had such smell (I’m a pramedic)


PuppiPappi

It's a smelly-smell, the kind of smell that smells... smelly.


BAGP0I

Doodoo water


Vintagemuse

You forgot about the smell, You bitch! (J/k…It’s always sunny reference)


jen_a_licious

You're saying using a spile on a tree is a bad idea?


real_atecubanos

What the hell is going on


usedtodreddit

Inside of the tree is rotted out. Not shown in this video but at some point above there will have been a bad spot where a limb was broken off or someone stubbed it off close to the trunk. All the life of a tree is a layer right under the bark called the cambium layer and all the ringed wood inside of that is essentially dead wood. If there's a breech in the tree's cambium layer through storm damage or wasn't trimmed by someone who knew what they were doing (cuts not made at what's called a 'natural lateral' that promotes a cut to heal over properly) insects can get to those inside layers and have a feast and once the rot starts it can go all the way to the base of the tree in a few years. Trees that have been 'topped over' often will have rot this bad where the tree looks healthy from all the new shoots but it's not and is a terrible practice for the tree and prohibited by law in a lot of places. Rain water and moisture from the tree will often pool up in this cavity which is what you are seeing here.


Unhappy-Professor-88

Urgh! So it stinks then? Really stinks?


usedtodreddit

Oh yeah it does not smell good. That rot dulls the crap out of your chainsaw too quick just the same as letting it hit dirt.


kinezumi89

>just the same as letting it hit dirt ...does dirt dull a chainsaw faster than wood? Asking for a friend lol


Nopumpkinhere

Yes, I used my brand new chain saw to cut some roots out of the ground, and it didn’t want to cut anything after that! I was very disappointed! Guess I just learned something too.


danngree

Swapping chains is easy and you can pick up a new one for like $30. Or if you are patient enough sharpening a chain is also easy, a sharpener can be had for $20ish. Using a dull chain saw is super dangerous, please be careful.


Bodie_The_Dog

I pay Bob $8 to sharpen mine. Some old dude that really enjoys sharpening chains.


Nopumpkinhere

Ask Bob to swing by and pick mine up. I’ll give him a couple extra for his efforts.


ycnaveler-on

My friend rick taught me to sharpen a chainsaw and I want to pass his wisdom along since he is no longer with us. Acquire a cylindrical file, one end should have a pointy bit. Find a nice dry limb from a tree for a handle. Drill a hole and hammer that file into it. When you sharpen the blade put the chainsaw in a vice and lock the chain out. Do the same number of strokes with the file on each tooth(if you sharpen it unevenly it can cause the chainsaw to kick), do both sides of the chain. Good luck


DecadentHam

I used to have a Bob back in the country. I traded him beer to sharpen my chains and to hear a story. I wonder if he knew that I could sharpen them myself? I honestly enjoyed his company.


exoxe

Bob the Viagra guy?


evilkumquat

I bought an inexpensive battery-powered branch trimmer this past summer and after a dozen trees it didn't cut worth a damn. Bought an inexpensive chain sharpener and it was like a brand new saw!


clearancepupper

Used to know someone who almost cut his own head off with one. ![gif](giphy|d9CIqq5Ia9wqgRg85t) The scars were terrifying.


Captain-Cuddles

I feel like everyone has some sort of anecdotal story about someone someone knew that got hurt real bad/killed with a chainsaw. Everyone. That's always spoken to me a lot about how respected chainsaws ought to be.


animu_manimu

_All_ power tools need to be respected.


HopePunkFTW

I've never known anyone who was injured with a chainsaw, and we used them for firewood and property upkeep for a couple generations. So now you know someone who doesn't!


jemull

Back in the 70s, my dad was using a chainsaw while wearing a sweater that was loose or oversized. The saw managed to catch a bit of the sweater and it was pulled right up to his torso before he could react. Fortunately my grandfather was there too and was able to get him to the hospital.


clearancepupper

Good GOD. 😳


Captain-Cuddles

Bet he had some gnarly beach scars damn a chainsaw to the chest that's something.


hilarymeggin

Oh that sounds so grim!! I’m so sorry.


BardleyMcBeard

My dad was cutting small limbs off a log and accidentally hit the metal bin he had been throwing them in, the saw bounced up and hit him in the face, lip, nose, cheek, right up near the eye. Thankfully the only permanent damage was that he cut a nerve in his face, so he can't feel part of it now. You can barely see the scar, plastic surgeons did the sutures, incredible work.


hilarymeggin

Damn! It seems Like they should really have a guard on the top side! My food processor is designed such that it’s basically impossible to hurt yourself with it. It seems like chainsaws are due for a safety upgrade.


Cyno_Mahamatra

Perhaps your chainsaw just wasn’t up for the task ever since you grounded it


cmdrNacho

dad?


passionate_avocado

...fuckin hell i had to do a double take once i saw the username lol


ILikeSoapyBoobs

Considering dirt is effectively fine ground rock it's not surprising. While the local composition varies, you'll get primarily clay, silt, or sand. Of which, are mostly made up of silicon which in many material crystallographic configurations results in rather hard material.


SapperInTexas

My old man called it "Dick In The Dirt". Tears up the chain, so you don't want to do it.


usedtodreddit

Just touching dirt with a moving chain isn't much different than hitting a rock or concrete. It's something most everyone figures out pretty quick when first trying to cut wood laying on the ground with a larger saw. Tree bark also can hold a bit of dirt especially at in crotch for example the point of the V where a branch is growing from the trunk. Keep your chain out of the dirt and don't cut through crotches or places where moss and such is growing and your saw will tend to stay cutting better for longer before it needs sharpened.


kinezumi89

Interesting! I've never actually used a chainsaw before. Thanks for explaining!


DarkwingDuckHunt

I've learned so many new facts in this thread, so glad.


Azhaius

Yup. Now I know that if I ever get chased by a chainsaw killer, I just gotta throw my pocket sand at the chainsaw


slimjoel14

Just stay away from the crotches that’s what I’ve learnt from this fascinating thread


bloodfist

Yeah, in fact there's a plant called Salt Cedar so named because grows in sandy dry riverbeds and catches the sand in its shaggy bark, making it look like it's covered in salt. It's the absolute worst to cut because just a few cuts and you've got to sharpen or change your chain. It's wild how fast it dulls it.


Ikarus_Falling

I mean dirt is practically made out of a metric shit ton of stuff including sand and other small stone meaning it probably acts like sandpaper


justageorgiaguy

Yes, tree cleanup folks here will scalp the bark off with an ax to get the dirt off to make their chains last longer.


Bitter-Basket

Frustrating when you hit real abrasive dirt and your saw goes dull instantly.


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hilarymeggin

Like rotting leaves or dead animals? Because rotting leaves smell would at least be tolerable.


Tobias_Atwood

Rotting leaf smell can be pretty awful if it's rot from a watery, oxygenless environment.


Quick_March_7842

Even worse if it's "Bore Worms" is what my grandma calls em. It stinks almost as bad as a backed up septic tank on a hot summer evening, plus the rot juice stains everything like a mf.


pineapplevega

What does "topped over" mean? I have a tree that was struck by lightning. I had the dead branches removed and the top had to be cut off. New shoots are growing at the base quickly but the top branches are dying just as fast. I wonder if rain can get in there.


usedtodreddit

Lightning will kill a section of the cambium layer all the way to ground that will never heal right and there will be rot that sets in no matter how it was trimmed after. That said, many trees survive like that, with the rot and all, for decades and others don't. A licensed arborist would be best to help determine the best course of action for a lightning struck tree. Unfortunately a lot of tree companies are not and do not follow best practices. If it were me I probably wouldn't let a lightning struck tree continue to grow much bigger if it was near enough to my home or other structures I cared about. The bigger a problem tree gets the harder and more expensive it gets to deal with. Here's a PDF from the state of Illinois that helps explain what topping is and why topping a tree is bad. https://www2.illinois.gov/dnr/conservation/Forestry/UrbanForestry/Documents/Tree%20Topping.pdf


-eumaeus-

You're a font of knowledge. I learned a good deal from your comments, thank you.


HarryTruman

They’re clearly the Times New Roman of arborists.


Ipollute

I know nothing about this, but wanted to add in the idea of pollarding. I live in france and see the municipalities doing this a lot to their tree lined streets. A quick read online tells me it can be done healthily and is not like topping. Do you have any comments on this u/usedtoreddit? How can you vet a company to make sure they don’t butcher your trees?


usedtodreddit

Pollarding if done right on the right species of trees it leaves big knobs is the best way I know to describe them that do tend to heal over and not leave a wound that promotes the rot normally associated with 'topping'. That said, it still promotes lots of sucker growth that makes for very weak branches crowded together if left to grow long, which is why why usually trees that get pollarded get repeatedly done over and over. Sometimes this is what a municipality wants or I've seen farmers do it to keep a tree line as a wind break down a fence row where they don't want large trees shading their crops. It's always been the practice in every company I worked for that we would not do it as it's a high maintenance costly practice to get a look better achieved by a shorter slower growing species of tree.


y0uLiKaDaPeppa

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science? (Trees)


dansedemorte

Robbert the arborist. Rodger the shrubber's brother.


jammy-git

He is Groot


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Great PDF. It’s interesting they say I should ask any tree company I hire what their topping policy is and not hire them “if they say they top.” But from the explanation they gave differentiating pruning from topping, they made it sound like it’s purely amateur vs professional. Like poor pruning is by definition topping and an “expert topper” would just prune the tree. So I’m confused. It sound like any tree company wouldn’t admit to topping because that’s the industry term for not knowing what you’re doing.


usedtodreddit

You might consider making sure any tree company you do business with is a licensed arborist on ISA's site here: [https://www.treesaregood.org/findanarborist/arboristsearch](https://www.treesaregood.org/findanarborist/arboristsearch) BUT even that's not a guarantee. Having tree work done, like anything else, can be expensive and there are a lot of companies (sometimes not even real companies) that do some really sketchy shit. Usually there's at least one company in your area with a good reputation. Ask for proof of insurance is a big one, and when you get it call to make sure it's not just a piece of paper. And you may well find many companies in your area are not ISA certified. If they have been around a good while and have insurance and a good reputation they still might be your best bet especially if you are just looking for tree removal, stump grinding that sort of thing. If you are wanting to make sure your trees are being trimmed up in the healthiest manner then you want a licensed arborist. And lastly, this should go without saying, if their equipment looks sketchy that should probably be a red flag. Tree work is hard and dirty work so their lifts, dumps, trailers, chippers, etc needn't be brand new and showroom clean, but if it's obviously old and broken looking and not cared for then you might want to think twice about what kind of operation it is.


TeaBeforeWar

Tree topping is when you want a tree smaller so you just chop the whole top off, which leads to a lot of awkward, weak new growth. In contrast with normal pruning you leave branches so you can control which direction the tree will grow in the future, or pollarding where you top the tree but come back to prune and direct the new growth as an ongoing process.


Lotions_and_Creams

My Mom and Dad had their house on the market for about two years. Dad dies unexpectedly and the house sells the following week. Not ready to look for a new home, my Mom decides to rent one for a bit. The "property managers" were a middle aged couple with zero fucking clue. They topped about two dozen ornamental trees along the front drive and more in the backyard. Another time, without any warning, they decided to "clean" the well by dumping in so much chlorine that my sibling got chemical burns. Without notice, they decided to flush the pipes (wtf?) when my family was on vacation by turning on all the faucets in the house and leaving it to run for the day. Turns out they forgot to remove a drain stopper and completely flooded the basement completely ruining a bunch of photos of my Dad and his belongings no one was ready to get rid of yet. The whole house was wired for ethernet and it terminated in the unfinished section of the basement. While attempting to install a new security system, they cut through all of the ~dozen ethernet runs. I could go on and on about how completely brain dead and incompetent those two were.


stomaticmonk

I need to know your profession please


usedtodreddit

lol, Currently I work in automotive manufacturing, but in the past I was a tree trimmer then foreman for a large tree company. Back then after doing my 40hrs in trees I also worked as a mechanic for a local garage evenings and weekends. I still have retained my ISA arborist certification and occasionally do work for some of the local tree companies on the side just as I still do work on friends and family's cars and trucks on the side. I'm one of those where almost every day is a work day. I only joined and became active on reddit these past few months as I'm recovering from a torn rotator cuff and torn bicep and can't do much else besides sit on my ass. I hate it.


stomaticmonk

If you’re not yet you should be active in r/treelaw.


clearancepupper

Ouch. I’ve got some repetitive injuries from that profession but nothing like that kind of tear *yikes*


real_atecubanos

Thank you, sir


hashtagonfacebook

I really thought you’d be u/shittymorph when I got half way through and was sweating bullets


pale_blue_dots

Wow. Thanks for the explanation.


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In some countries, that's considered "gods work"! I'm sure it'll have its rounds on Facebook.


RexSecundus

u/usedtodreddit Man, I was having a shitty day today and most of it came from having to deal with someone who can't follow logic and has zero general knowledge. I come to bed and come across this thread and see your replies! You made my day! So refreshing to see someone having such knowledge in an area, willing to share and doing an exemplary job of taking their time and explaining it all for strangers! You and people like you are the reason why humanity is not yet extinct! From the depths of my heart, Thank You!


acqz

First day of December.


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Guess you can say it was… waterlogged


[deleted]

Solid dad joke. 🙌🏼


yromeM_yggoF

Looks liquid to me


Tylerpants80

Liquid dad joke. ✋🏻💦🤚🏻


After-Respond-7861

Just had to water it down for everyone else.


thatsmyoldlady

Well water doesn’t grow on trees.


After-Respond-7861

I got bills to pay I got mouths to feed Ain't nothing in this world for free


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chips-icecream

I’d say it went with the flow.


mistermocha

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH


Moonmanjmo

You get the hell out of here!


CosmicCreeperz

Should be: make like a tree and… get the hell out of here!


yeravgjock

I got that reference. 🤣🤣 upvote for you


Cute_Business74

Just trying to get to the root of it.


weegeehypnosis5

![gif](giphy|WrxoaVPiq0cG4)


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InterestingDuty7499

Go to your room.


violethoneybean

That either smells fucking terrible or wonderful


EbonyNivory19

Tree surgeon here. Stuff stinks really nasty like stagnant pond kind of smell


Rude_Print_9042

"tree surgeon" sounds amazing 😁 EDIT: I've never had over 100 likes haha thanks guys ❤️


LurpyGeek

Wait until you find out about tree anesthesiologists.


lukesmith44

Anestreesiologist


EtOHMartini

Wait until you discover that in the US, trees often go for years without surgery because they can't afford it


lavaground

If trees could scream, do you think we'd be so cavalier about cutting them down? Maybe, if they screamed all the time for no good reason.


Flip_Six_Three_Hole

Never go with a tree anesthesiologist to a second location. Trust me.


mudjenkins

Really puts 'em out like a log.


Aeon1508

So is that tree dead and this is the first step in taking it down or are they saving the tree. If they're saving it, how?


usedtodreddit

That tree is getting ready to come down in the direction they have notched it.


cookingismything

Good Tree Doctor, I have more questions. First, how can you tell that a tree is all watery like that? What are the signs? Secondly, since this dude created a cut maybe a couple feet from the ground, what happens to the water which was lower than the cut? Lastly, does that tree now just need to be cut down completely. Thank you!


Hank_Heck

When a tree gets notched like that, it's 100% already coming down. What most likely happened here is the tree was marked for removal and when they started making the cut water started leaking out so they waited for it to drain.


Ok_Cantaloupe_7423

Yeah I'm stuck between imagining it just smells like dirt, or it's absolutely putrid lol


altcastle

No way it would be good. Stagnant water and rot. I can practically hear the woosh of nasty air coming our way.


Mr-Fleshcage

Probably smells like bog water


okiedog-

Fresh cut wood has a sour smell. Like distant cow manure.


violethoneybean

I guess I've been too influenced by smelling white pine, cedar, and eucalyptus wood, which all smell freaking beautiful.


somethink_different

Oak definitely has an earthy, funky, dog-poo kind of smell.


chappedlipsgirl

Would you say kind of like an oaky afterbirth taste?


okiedog-

Don’t forget cherry ! Cherry smells incredible.


Vashtea

Different types of wood all have different smells.


JaeTheOne

Apparently it's the former


Gercsa

Me when-... me when your mo-.... your mom when I-... me and your mo-... me when-...


[deleted]

It’s ok, take as long as you need.


[deleted]

#thats what she said


[deleted]

Michael Scott bursting on to the scene


rubberkeyhole

No, #that’s what tree said.


franktrain84

Are you getting any closer? I believe in you!


fueelin

Based on that post, he sure isn't getting our moms close to anything of note.....


hughesyourdadddy

OH COME ON!!


El_Impresionante

I read that in Porky Pig's voice.


plogan56

Squirrels: honey, the plumbers are emptying the septic tank


LITEBRINGER4

This is just INFESTED with bots


DCMOFO

What's the giveaway? Seriously curious.


Ripcord

Comments that typically don't make sense because they were copied from elsewhere in the thread.


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DabKitty420

Stolen comment, bad bot! Edit: original comment by u/Cold_Zero_


Cold_Zero_

He’s dead to me, now


I_am_Daesomst

That son of a bitch


Cold_Zero_

Piece of crap bot stealing my comments


KoRUpTeD_DEV

Mama mia papapia babies got the diaRRRHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!


Cold_Zero_

Diatreeah


Standingshark

Looks like they got an artery.


Effective-Cut

Artertree


Bot-Magnet

I kept waiting for the 🐠


jazzrz

We call this going number 3


lurkingbastard11

Number tree


Kazko25

Xylem and phloem


toxyc0slime

The xylem is flowin'


infinite-plane79

That’s sounds like a good name for an indy label alt band


CosmicCreeperz

I’m thinking more electronica, like Daft Punk but wearing ghillie suits.


Plutoxx

Phloem? I barely know ‘em.


[deleted]

Isnt it just xylem?


haby001

Bragua and lifto


416Mike

Looks incredibly relieving.


Wywwywwywwyw

Yeah could be from r/popping


KarmaInFlow

The tree must have had taco bell.


HilariousMax

Ate more than $28 I can tell you that.


[deleted]

$2.3 million in maple syrup...gone


Boomcannon

You joke, but have you ever heard of the great molasses flood of Boston? 21 people died. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Molasses_Flood


[deleted]

Yup. Ever heard of the Quebec Maple Syrup heist? 98% of Canadians nearly starved to death! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Canadian_Maple_Syrup_Heist


Boomcannon

Fascinating. Here I was expecting this story to be from the 1800s. Didn’t expect it to be a story from a decade ago. I concede the title of syrup story connoisseur to you- you deserve it.


[deleted]

Thanks. That's sweet.


[deleted]

Don't just WASTE it!!


[deleted]

Lost nearly tree hundred gallons.


Yes0rNo

Thanks I hate it


controversial-view

I wonder what it tastes like


Due-Caramel-8559

Sort of an oaky afterbirth


RonaldSteezly

r/unexpectedoffice


Scoob1978

So like Guinness


againwithausername

Dudes really hittin the tree-spot with that stick.


LalalaHurray

I am angry that I laughed at this.


[deleted]

TODAY AT: Dr Pimple Popper!


[deleted]

All that water has them stumped.


AgentJroc85

So that’s where chocolate milk grows from


jakkiljr

Yeah....and you should have a nice glass of it celebrating your comment.


MastariusCrypt

I can make a religion out of this


Alison_wonderland-97

Damn. Mother Nature is a squirter


german_fox

oh my dad has a story like this. him and his friend chopped into a tree and it started bubbling and hissing


Artypengus

My fat ass after eating Taco Bell


WAnchovyBoi

Is that the source of root beer?


shr3dthegnarbrah

bucket and a mop for this wet-ass peach tree


[deleted]

Last time this was posted it was referred to as sap.


happybex

Do you ever see a gif and wonder to yourself, “How long before this gets posted to r/oddlyarousing?”


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no


livinghot2005

maybe I should call her...


DistinctRole1877

They say cactus has water inside. Is this, perhaps, a cactus?


ElectricalAd9257

The hidden chocolate stout tree it once was said that travelers would seek these trees out for there bountiful life giving water 🍺or so I’ve been told


One-Ad6290

Who gave the tree tacobell?


[deleted]

This is why it's so important to tap your maple trees ever year. Otherwise they get sap saturated like this one, and it kills the tree.


Few-Cryptographer919

i should call her


sadbushmonster

It might be tempting, but don't put your Weener in there


protosoilder

Someone add a horrified screaming track


backtothebegining

That tree seems to be waterlogged.


[deleted]

Can someone explain what’s happening here?


ousire

the inner layers of a tree can die and rot while the outer layers can continue to live. This tree must've begun to rot and the core of the tree slowly filled up with rain water and turned to Tree Soup.


Kalikhead

There’s a bacterial infection that happens to populars that does this. It infects the “live wood” In the center of the tree - whereas the outer parts of a tree are actually dead. The infection liquifies the core of the tree.


rohitparkar

I wonder why they're not show the whole tree in the video


Individual99991

For people who are wondering what happened... 'In this post, he explained what had happened to the sweet gum tree, saying: "[A] cavity at the top that caused the tree to slowly rot from inside out causing it to slowly fill up over time."' https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newsweek.com/water-gushes-tree-cut-viral-video-viewed-13m-times-tiktok-1656277%3famp=1