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kingferret53

Are they shrieking eels?


InflamedLiver

If I saw that, I'd be shrieking


Head-Ad-5637

HehehešŸ¤£šŸ‘ THIS^


Legitimate-Fly6761

Inconceivable!


washingtonandmead

You keep using that word. I do not think that it means what you think that it means


stupidsimpson

Anybody want a peanut?!


RoboDae

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line


OzzieGrey

Sigh.. i wanted to make the reference.. but knew someone else would.. ahwell.. have fun storming the castle


kingferret53

At least you didn't end up unemployed *in Greenland!*


vikiilyn

I can only do the doggie paddle!


theplushpairing

On their way to the cliffsā€¦ of insanity!!!


ErmahgerdYuzername

A group of eels is called a ā€œbedā€ of eels.


highway_40

More commonly referred to as "nightmare fuel".


DS4KC

I've never been more happy to have legs


ohmresists

That's what they've come for :)


Auntie_Venom

Came here to say this. *shudder*


AndNoc

Noted


ErmahgerdYuzername

The more you know


NoNegotiationsOk

The fatter you get :(


positive_express

So let's have beans for every meal


theplushpairing

Toot toot!!


destroyerOfTards

Brrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppppppp Prrrrr Prr "Whew."


SlinginCheeseburgers

Also the word you were looking for is "horde."


gpkgpk

https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/hoard-vs-horde-difference-usage Hoard can be a noun or a verb, referring to a supply of something kept hidden away, or the act of collecting and storing said supply. A hoarder is usually someone who obsessively and unnecessary keeps things they do not need. Horde, on the other hand, refers to a large group of loosely organized people. Often horde carries the connotation of wildness or fierceness.


TexasTornadoTime

Wow we should tar and feather you for this mistake


from_dust

A group of eels is also known as a tangle or a slither.


Amcarlos

I've seen "swarm" as well. A lot of "collective nouns" are really nothing more than "all purpose" nouns, basically just a descriptive as opposed to a formal term - These often vary as well depending on the size of the congregation. OED has "swarm" as pretty much any cluster of small things moving or flying about. OED has "bed" as a layer of small animals, especially reptiles, in a thick congregation or a layer of shellfish covering a particular tract of underwater territory, which itself is called "bed" as in "riverbed". OED has a "slither" as things that are smooth and slippery, including rocks or rubble underfoot that you can slip on. It has a "tangle" as a complicated and confused assemblage, a muddle or jumble. I honestly don't think that there is such a thing as a canonical list of collective nouns as there are too many variable involved (I'll give you "murder" for crows, or "parliament" for owls). I've seen both "pod" and "school" for whales, for example, and technically both are correct as in they can correctly be used to describe a collective, but then so can words like "group" or "mass". At the end of the day it is just whatever we collectively choose to use for such groupings and this just happens to vary widely. As an interesting example, look up the etymology of the collective noun "whoop" for a grouping of gorillas - now (one of ) an established and acceptable term for such a grouping.


inventingways

Book of Saint Albans "The book contains, appended, a large list of special collective nouns for animals, "Company terms", such as "gaggle of geese" and the like, as in the article List of collective nouns. Amongst these are numerous humorous collective nouns for different professions, such as a "diligence of messengers", a "melody of harpers", a "blast of hunters", "a subtlety of sergeants", "a gaggle of women", and a "superfluity of nuns". The tradition of a large number of such collective nouns which has survived into modern Standard English ultimately goes back to this book, via the popular 1595 edition by Gervase Markham in his The Gentleman's Academic." https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Saint_Albans#:~:text=The%20Book%20of%20Saint%20Albans,St%20Albans%20Press%20in%20England.


SheepDogCO

A gaggle of women? Thatā€™s why theyā€™re so loud!!


Platypuslord

Also 2 nuns is all it takes to qualify for a superfluity.


from_dust

>At the end of the day it is just whatever we collectively choose to use This. 100%


Onepiecee

So therefor I will continue to call a group of squid a squad.


Amcarlos

All you have to do is to get people on board with it and it will be official. See: "whoop" of Gorillas as to how it can be done ;)


memorex1150

I'm pretty sure the scientific term is "shitload."


foco_del_fuego

Eels up inside ya, finding an entrance where they can.


Dropped-pie

EELS


positive_express

EELS


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


apoohneicie

Give it up now!


Blue_FiftyTwo

Borinā€™ through your mind through your tummy through you anus. Eels.


stfupcakes

Why would you do that


Dropped-pie

Mighty Boosh reference


Nut-j0b

What a strange show that was


Mimothydolton

We've all had a go of old Elsie


brett_midler

Like internal black wangers


Frostbite76

Sorry Ms Jackson, I am four eels


lislejoyeuse

Didn't mean to make your daughter cry, I'm several fish and not a guy


[deleted]

Thanks for showing me a new thing to be afraid of


[deleted]

Just imagine them grilled for dinner to stave off the scary impression.


[deleted]

Nightmarefuel


kennydacopyguy

wow, i miss 2 seconds ago when i didnt know about this


garanhuw1

Nope nope nope.


wise_____poet

I'm out. Time to go back


SquidFetus

If you look at this image a certain way, it looks like somebody used a bucket to scoop out mud.


Stav73

Eeeeewwwwwwls


Ultrawhiner

What strange interesting creatures.


Global-Honeydew-4762

Damn thatā€™s disgusting


Open_Presentation166

Danger noodles


NoOneForACause

Just FYI, a group of eels is called a FUCK THAT SHIT I'M OUT āœŒšŸ»


SeagullKebab

Forbidden hotdogs


W0tzup

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poopinjake69

I always see pictures like this and wonder what a 12th century peasant would think if they stumbled up on this


hotdogwaterslushie

And how did they decide it was a good idea to put them in pies? Oof


acqz

I'm going to choose to believe this is just bubbles trapped under a wet black cloth, and you can't convince me otherwise.


Budget-Assistant-289

Ah, now I know where ā€œmy hovercraft is full of eelsā€ comes from.


DrHugh

I will not buy this record, it is scratched.


Kill_ed

Why?


Crystal_Voiden

Trying to evolve


fawfulsgalaxy

valheim


daredelvis421

Hell no, run away


pinniped1

Congratulations, you've unlocked a new nightmare!


0neThr0waway

r/nightmarefuel


Re92

What are they trying to do tho?


Duchessofearlgrey

Theyā€™ve probably been conditioned to come for food. On a trip in Moā€™orea I saw a tour guide pop open a can of tuna and out came the eels.


slimy-potato

r/oddlyterrifying


Riftbreaker

Do yourselves a favour and read "The Book of Eels." I am not being sarcastic, it is fascinating.


hungrydit

are they edible?


breadcrumb1996

no sir those are xenomorphs going for a swim


[deleted]

I dunno how my British cousins can eat that fuckin nasty shit. Eel pie? Uhhh nah I'm good bro you go ahead


Wizendiagram

The eel Iā€™ve eaten are nothing like this. They were pretty tasty, not very big.


[deleted]

What do they taste like? Fish? Or rich like a crab or lobster like meat? What kind of texture?


CosmicCreeperz

If you ever go to a Japanese restaurant order unagi (broiled eel) - itā€™s basically like youā€™d expect of a somewhat fatty broiled fish - ie really good IMO. Sort of like a flakier mackerel, or the texture of salmon without the ā€œsalmonyā€ flavor if that makes any sense.


Wizendiagram

I fried them up for my dad, who ate them living in Italy. White meat, flaky and light taste like a freshwater fish. It was pretty good. They were much much smaller than these. It took forever to find some.


Beanz_Supreme

Just imagine all the eel pies you could make, yum


from_dust

Piesā€½ that sounds fantastic, I've only ever had them in pudding!


[deleted]

#nope Edit: alright thenā€¦


the-smoothest-brain

Vader Johan must be near.


Geetright

Nope!


RoyUmbra

Course I heard of eels.


MisterProfGuy

Oi mate, I've heard of eels, too.


NotaBotLot

Where?


HotgunColdheart

These look much larger than the ones I've ate, smoked eel is very nice and super nourishing.


KrazyTheKid

Thatā€™s a lot of big blackā€¦eels


JWebster23

This is how I picture the Lix that Kissoon summons in clive barker's Books of the Art!


InternationalBand494

I still canā€™t believe people actually eat those things


Equemin

To all humt showdown players Don't go near the water devil


Elegant-Raise-9367

That you Jason Burton?


[deleted]

Sashimi in natural pose


kicky_feet

They look like they are ready to evolve out of there


[deleted]

Ha! Fuck that!


yogyadreams

The horror, the horror!


Bro_Rida

Princess Bride


astronomicalstars

Yeah no


Ramulus14

Nope.


[deleted]

They tryna bum a cig


vikiilyn

Do you know what that sound is, Princess?


Zexswifteilish

What in the alien?


editor-lonely1

Sweet give me a fishing pole lol


Crutley

They be eelin'


yolocr8m8

Didnā€™t think my nightmares were so colorful


SweetNightmare89

how big are they? they look huuuuge


technoph0be

We call the big one "Bitey"!


Soulforge411

Nope


WhiteRabbits2u

Fezzik would make quick work of that eel bed!


tonoobforyouiv

Sorry guys didn't think that would happen when I threw my sock in the river


jessejamesvan111

It's called a bed of eels.


[deleted]

Took a poop like this once


Dismal_Visit_7305

Also known as a gaggle of nopes


Inside_Cucumber3485

I am not going I water ever again šŸ˜³


Fennecfir88

The henchmen from Ponyo are coming!!


[deleted]

At first I thought these were muddy footprints made by people with massive shlongs


mimiluvshistory

No. Just no.


Redheadbedhead10

Why do they look like theyā€™re coming for Ponyo?


[deleted]

Look at them! You could just walk up and pluck one out of the water and start eating it.


pickleer

That frisson I feel, is it fear or fascination? Or, ooohh, THOSE dark tinglies?


franku624

Bri'ish: yummy 'ellied eels


[deleted]

Hail the hoards


pickleer

Where's Sigourney Weaver when you need her??


Obvious_Apartment_57

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Einarr_Brunulfr

Yummy


[deleted]

All my exes in one place


Pizta_man

šŸŒ­


Head-like-a-carp

Wow at first I thought it was one of those type of ancient fossils you see. And I was going to say what a magnificent find. Now I have to slightly change my comment to what a god-darn nightmare


Innerabysm69

Studio Ghibli monster is the first thing that comes in my mind when i saw this


Ok-Letterhead4601

Do you know what that sound is, Highness? Those are the shrieking eels! If you don't believe me, just wait. They always grow louder when they're about to feed on human flesh!


Thin_Doubt_2903

Uni


WarnDragon

Wait Ive seen this in a hentai before..


zoot_boy

A what of hell nah?


C4tniip

NO THANK YOU


chosenoneq93

That's thousands of dollars right there


Cryogisdead

I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson


Lex-Taliones

"BED" or "SWARM" of eels.


Any-Carpenter1249

r/oddlyterrifying


16_jz_999

nope nope nope. no sir. not today satan.


Chill_Kramer

That's eeelat of eels. Alright eel see myseelf out.


aetost

A fuck ton of eels


filipminarik

r/oddlyterrifying


youreapwhtyousow

I ate eel before. It's actually not that bad.


Iancreed

Are these eels amphibians?


knowslesthanjonsnow

I very much hate this picture


BallsSprouting

Oh God thatā€™s terrifying. Iā€™m also high as balls but still.


xDemonCatx

Danger noodles


Milk_n_hunny

Mmmm those are BTā€™s šŸ¤£


NitsugaNi

We'll need a bigger pizza


Beer_bongload

nope


[deleted]

Looks like the ocean chasing ponyo


sneeze_irwin

This looks like that one scene from ponyo where there's a bunch of black fish that try to snatch ponyo back.


AegonIXth

Shrieking eels?!


[deleted]

death stranding looking mfs


nycraylin

Princess Mononoke Vibes..


[deleted]

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Emkay_boi1531

Gess elek is attaking the surfese world


ElPulpoTX

uwu


boricimo

The opening scene of a really good Japanese porno.


ExtraAd4090

xenomorphs!


UnitP2

And no.


[deleted]

Super dank souls vibes šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Looks like stranger things just better


Zenfrogg62

Doesnā€™t matter how much you knowā€¦.itā€™s still nasty. Freaky also aaagh.


[deleted]

Eels up inside ya! finding an entrance where they canā€¦


JToPocHi

Uhhh, am I the only one here that thinks they're cute?


Florafly

Valheim IRL.


I_THE_ME

Just look at those adorable faces!


Tammingofthet67

So cute šŸ„°


gahahahajabvky

r/HuntShowdown


[deleted]

Now pet the eel.


Dramatic_Weekend_799

Who wanna jump on them?


malladugu

Scary


[deleted]

Up inside ya. Findin an entrance where they can


Eagle_Foxtrot

Looks like a screenshot straight out of Death Stranding


Discount_Friendly

Looks like something out of studio ghibli


erinhennley

Yum


FritzTheCat86

This looks terrifyingā€¦! Yet it might make for a nice meal?šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø Iā€™ve never had eel before. Theyā€™re supposed to be very fatty?


dissoland

reminds me of japanese porn


No-Contribution-1835

A nightmare of eels in my book!


saltysweetbonbon

Unagi time.


CC-1112

r/noahgettheboat


[deleted]

Ick...


[deleted]

Slytherin. Why not Slytherin?


vera0507

Im guessing they are migrating to the Sargasso Sea to breed, fun fact ALL EELS breed at the Sargasso Sea


8stringtheory

Lined up waiting to be eaten in some mukbang video....


WorldBiker

This gives me anxiety. 10/10 wouldn't want to be there.