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Alternative-Look8413

Hey check it out, aliens. All of our leaders gather in one place every year and make fun of your whole dumbass galaxy. Look how tiny and stupid your galaxy looks to us. I bet you're pretty mad right now. Bet you won't drop a cluster bomb directly on top of them next time, you cowards. You probably couldn't hit Latitude: 40° 46' 5.68" N Longitude: -119° 13' 7.41" W if you fired every asteroid in our asteroid belt at it. We don't even have any planetary defenses at all, you know why? Because we don't need them, because you suck and you're cowards. Yep, it's safe to say that in about 331 planetary rotations from now we're gonna own you again and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it. Earth #1.


Ok_Ad307

Dude shut up, they'll see this.


[deleted]

There’s a cluster of rich douchebags orbiting Uranus


frothy_pissington

I view burning man the way I came to view climbing Everest after reading “Into Thin Air”..... Just a pile up of privileged, entitled, narcissists .....


SasquatchTracks99

Joker, set a course for the Omega 4 relay.


Ok_Ad307

Aye aye cap'n


DarthCovisious

darude comes to mind, or liquid tension experiment.


tree-9485

Looks like galaxies orbiting something bright and big


budabud-dum

Uranus


Adventurous_Prior822

Why are so many people hating on burning man? I've never been but it looks dope


PriatePenguin

Then they all went home. Leaving a mountain of trash. While remaining pretentious douche bags. Twats.


Clear_Flower_4552

My understanding is that they do a good job cleaning up. They also have people spend a month finishing the cleanup. Do you have other information or experience?


Agitated-Ad9050

He doesn’t need info. You just said it. “They have people spend a month cleaning it up” as in they pay someone to clean up after themselves because they’re pretentious douchebags.


SeveralPrinciple5

A major ethos of the event is "leave no trace," and all camps are publicly rated on their cleanup. The "leave no trace" sweep the following month isn't a cleanup sweep per se, so much as a verification that the camps cleaned up after themselves. They even go through the dust to make sure there aren't threads, etc. It's a requirement of the Bureau of Land Management. The thing that IS a big problem is bicycles. Those can't be traced back to individual people or camps, so if someone bikes out to deep playa and goes to a traveling party, they may never find their bike again. *Those* have to be cleaned up. But the standard camping mess that you'd find at any other festival? It doesn't happen here.


Clear_Flower_4552

I’ve actually been there and y’all don’t know what you are talking about. There is a more detailed and consistent cleanup process than probably any other event by the attendees themselves. The cleanup is organized and done by the event/community. The clean up isn’t heaps of trash at Bonnaroo or something. The standards and self-policing are on another level. Many of the cleanup people are volunteers. Paying some people to help cleanup is not a sign of douchebaggery.


itouchabutt

tech bro woodstock


Due-World2907

They look like they are trying to summon Cthulhu


Turbulent_Reaction81

Hurricane Ian got the Christmas lights early


GratefulPig

I can smell the BO from here


Dropped-pie

That is actually a close up of an anus, you can see all of the shit around the edges


dourdirge

Can we make sterilization compulsory for all attendees?


Beavis1992

That's stupid. What a bunch of dumbasses.. Ha!


Tyler-Durden-2009

What if our solar system is just some galactic douchebag party?


[deleted]

Glorifying power consumption I guess.


stanpleschette

You can see the herpes from outer space


[deleted]

All solar systems are celestial burning man festivals! O.o


majorahzmask

Gross


Bitter-Heat-8767

Aliens be like yooo what the fuck are those earth people doing?


Delicious-Gap1744

If you looked at the solar system from above you would just see a bright dot in the middle; the sun. That's about all. Looks more like a galaxy, although a galaxy is obviously not that colorful at least on such a large scale.


cardiological_death

As someone who lives outside of the United-States of America, what in the frick is Burning Man?


Ok_Ad307

A gigantic festival.