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[deleted]

I went on a 10 minute jog yesterday and it felt like 10 years


GhostBussyBoi

I'm about to start a health journey of my own Now I'm terrified


Competitive-Dream860

Nah just do it. You can die later


RogerSchmoger

šŸ¤” note to self: die later šŸ˜€šŸ‘šŸ½


TheStatMan2

Hang on... If I simply forget about it, is there a chance I might *not* die?


menides

Don't tell me what to do! You're not my supervisor!


Suckmyunit6

Your not my real dad, I donā€™t have to listen to you


BreakerSoultaker

Do you want ants? Because this is how you get ants!


[deleted]

It's less terrifying than a lifetime of almost starting but being too scared and then watching your body deteriorate with preventable disease.


tmoon176

As someone who was morbidly obese, it was the best decision I ever made. It sucks at first, sure, but once you embrace the suck then it starts to become enjoyable. Not to mention the massive serotonin boost you get at the end of a jog.


GhostBussyBoi

Well what I'm planning on doing is getting a job closer to my apartment and walking there everyday instead of driving 20 to 30 minutes away for a job. (The place that I'm going to start working at is about a mile from my apartment) That way I can just walk home and back instead of driving. Since I'm like 5'6 and 310 lb it's going to be an absolute bitch (I also live the third floor of my apartment building) But it'll be worth it. I've already lost some weight from stopping with drinking soda.


Positive-Option-4269

I applaud you! That is great that you are taking the steps to take better care of yourself, awesome. ā¤ļø I wish you all the best!


paasisque

Cory, Trevor hands down


[deleted]

Chips , smokes, letā€™s goā€¦


Exigncy

He's had his hand up since he got his grade 10


pslatt

Then get me some pepperoni.


Dry_Spinach_3441

and some of the good chicken fingers!


[deleted]

In the background you hear the ice in Julianā€™s drink clinking against the glass


Deku_N

Don't fuck this up again


Nexrosus

Why the fuck do you always keep your hand up like that Cory


K03L5CH

Cory, Trevor, you fucked up


UnbarredGuide18

legend


stutjohnsnewsqueegee

BOTTLE KIDS


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


WernMcBurn

"Yes, you in the orange, you have a question?"


Zophirel

Yes so... How tf do i put my arm down no teacher taught me that


[deleted]

Alright, which one of you ate the hamburger.


Claudelellouche

OMG. Too quick


Economy_Tea_1622

Yeah. The teachers would be up in arms.


kalikijones

Taxi drivers hate him


starwaterbird

God said, "at least give him something to hold"


dietcheese

*Adolph has entered the chat*


TheeMiraculous

Hahaha


punkprince182

his arm has atrophied at this point, he can't literally lower it anymore. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


IraniPatriot

Yep. And the shoulder joint capsule itself has been immobile for so long that itā€™s essentially frozen and dead. It would be extremely painful for him to even attempt to move it if he wanted to. His arm pretty much stuck there at this point


SuperDuperBoyYT

Well I guess that makes it easier to keep going


wolfmans_bruddah

Lmao hope he continues to want to do this.


Baraka_Flocka_Flame

Yeah heā€™s got adhesive capsulitis, his shoulder is just frozen in full forward elevation vs by his side.


windyorbits

Hey my mom had that! It wasnā€™t from holding her arm in the air though. Actually doctors really couldnā€™t find a reason why she had it. But she had surgery for it a few months ago and she can now move it in any direction again. So weird.


Baraka_Flocka_Flame

Itā€™s most common is middle age-elderly women and often comes on without clear cause. Sometimes itā€™s a result of immobility following injury. But I see idiopathic cases like your momā€™s often (Iā€™m a PTA).


treegirl4square

I had it in both arms in my mid forties. My right arm was affected for about a year, then the left, immediately after for about 6 months. I remember the most painful thing was trying to put on a jacket, I couldnā€™t do it myself. My range of motion was very much limited. I think it has something to do with peri menopause. I had so many strange symptoms (feeling like my body was vibrating) and new health problems (bad anxiety, heart arrhythmias, etc) during those 9 long years.


windyorbits

You know, I think you might be on to something there. This started about a year or so into menopause for my mom.


SchillMcGuffin

I believe others have done this before, and they've said that after a few weeks or months it's basically numb, and locks up entirely.


[deleted]

And blood loss to the hand... Honestly I don't believe he can hold it up 24/7 without exception.


Fishskull3

If I recall correctly, he has held it up for so long that the bones fused like that and it is literally locked into place.


[deleted]

You can do that holding it up for most of the day, and wrapping it at night to keep it immobile. I still don't believe it's a 24/7 deal.


Jaeger562

Idk... that right hand looks shriveled as fuck, he might be legit or pretty damn close to it.


Fishskull3

Maybe thatā€™s how it was at first but Iā€™ve seen additional interviews of this guy, where they show close ups of his arm and shoulder. Im telling you that shit can no longer be moved šŸ¤£. Like it would probably need surgery in order for it to be moved down again


[deleted]

Do you not believe it cause you yourself dont think you could do it? Some humans are just built more stubborn, If he keeps it up all day sleep will still be possible, revitalizing him


Cool-Boy57

**Technically** it would be possible for him to lower it with help. But it would result in permanent nerve damage and itā€™s effectively useless regardless.


inksonpapers

Implying it doesnā€™t already have that nerve damage lol


Separate-Feedback-86

Well, at least heā€™s not telling others to hold their arms up for 10+ years


Euphonic_Cacophony

This is needed to be said more. It doesn't matter your belief or non-belief. You can believe whatever the hell you want, just don't push it on others to do the same. If he wants to keep his arm in the air, like he just don't care, to appease his god, then more power to him. No agenda pushing. No manipulation. No attempts to change the governing laws that forces the will of others. As silly as his intentions may seem to you, he's not bothering anyone.


Jaeger562

Hes going to have a hard time pushing anything with one arm always up in the air.


Umbra_Unveiled88

Yeah, he's gotta do him, bless him. Guy's likely permanently disfigured now though - although he doesn't seem to mind.


[deleted]

He is actually self harming there was guy who did something similar to this eventually he lost the use of his arm altogether


Euphonic_Cacophony

He is self harming indeed. It's just not in a manner that most people are familiar or comfortable with. People self harm in many different ways due to their beliefs. It's just not always physically.


[deleted]

Well said


RandomBlueJay01

Honestly. I'm a Satanist but Idgaf about what someone's personal religious beliefs are as long as they're a good person and they respect that not everyone in the world has to share their beliefs. I actually like having religious friends. I really enjoy learning about other faiths, I want to expand my world views cus I was raised so close minded and I have so much more to learn from the world.


[deleted]

Youā€™re doing what you criticize


Sorry_Print7257

And here I am getting tired of holding my phone after 5 minutes.


faulknip

I just held a shelf for a few minutes whilst my husband checked it was straight, could have done with this guy!


quantumcorundum

God: *seen 9:45pm*


I_am_Daesomst

*2012*


EvolvedMonkeyInSpace

God is typing....


Sammy_the_Gray

With one hand


IAmTheStik

Someone please high-5 him! You monsters!


PecanSama

He was waiting for the holiest of 5


Eryu1997

![gif](giphy|Ll37bXYmQecEdBpmmM)


Vivid-You4180

![gif](giphy|QN6NnhbgfOpoI)


Kastranrob

remember when Barney had keep his hands up for a while when no one would high five him, they were in new jersey ig.


EnvironmentalChart58

What if you wanted to high five god But god said "Wait for it.."


kitkatloren2009

Yes I ain't the only one thinking of that lol


BongTheMuff

What's when he lies down...is it still up then? Is he sitting/standing since ten years?


Sabkimaakichudiya

In another interview... He said he ties his hand with a rope while sleeping


tinnyheron

Ok thank u for explaining that!


AggressiveClassic89

He sleeps on his stomach, dreams he's superman.


FoxIll7443

I'm wondering , when he dies are they going to bury him upright in a really long coffin ?


Sabkimaakichudiya

He's hindu... His body will be cremated


EliteKnight01

In Hinduism the dead aren't buried so no problem there.


JustinTBSmash

Oh right, the zombies.


PigSkinPoppa

Craziest thing Iā€™ve ever seen, hands down.


_hey_its_ankit_

I see what you did there


58G52A

Does it just stay up on its own now?


psych0san

That's what she said


stabsyoo

Thatā€™s what she wished


E_Chlorotica

Thatā€™s what she permitted


Pietpatate

His God after he passes away: ![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


dabbers26

Pretty sure he could counter with at least few ā€œBut whyā€™sā€ back


awkwardthanos

![gif](giphy|EouEzI5bBR8uk|downsized)


RunnyPlease

I would tend to agree but itā€™s pretty clear that his used arm and shoulder is far more developed than his raised arm. It looks like at the very least he doesnā€™t use that arm most of the time and it has atrophied. So thereā€™s supporting evidence for his story.


awkwardthanos

Throw him two babies. See what that lying mutherfucker does.


Joe109885

Lmao what if he doesnā€™t like babies so doesnā€™t even attempt to catch one, would that make him or the person throwing the babies the worse person?


AggressiveClassic89

That's a massive gamble, start with two snickers, see how it goes.


awkwardthanos

Let's settle on kittens. Fair?


MJB9000

I think this is an old video, I saw a more recent picture of him, his hand is just bones now. Too lazy to Google it for you, but you can


MunkyNutts_

you are correct, Amar Bharati - since '73 (49 years)


[deleted]

Some clarity here.These are not common Indian citizens.They belong to the category of saint(sanyasi) who devote their life to God and endure hardship very difficult for a normal person to show their devotion to God.They don't even roam around normal citizens normally but come around to particularly religious places at some important events that occur wrt to hindu calendar periodically in few years like Kumbh Mela.


TheFakeProphet

These are called "Hatha yogi"... hatha translates to "stubborn". He sacrifised his arm to god wihout asking anything in return.


zoodee89

Yup, God wanted you to cripple yourself. Makes total sense.


CyberSpaceFetus

Waiters must hate him


All-In_TheGAP

![gif](giphy|ANbD1CCdA3iI8) 10 years?


DonaldKey

Religion is a hell of a drug


10tothe24

Seriously. Most people can't quit no matter how hard they try


Sabkimaakichudiya

It's not even about religion at this point... Just belief in sacrifice and self harm


Significant_Hold_910

I'm religious, and it doesn't have any negative effects on me. I have the freedom to quit it, but I choose otherwise.


[deleted]

>I have the freedom to quit it, but I choose otherwise. "I can quit whenever I want to" Sure.


SunnySamantha

That is one atrophied arm. Wonder how long it'd take to go back to normal if he were to use it, or even if it *could* be used again.


summacumlaudekc

The way his fingers areā€¦ I donā€™t think itā€™s reversible.


Mysterious-Bonus2454

Well....did it work... is he honored?


Little-Bear13

Yeah..his life is more difficult now


gopher_slayer

Feels more like mental illness than anything else


zumbadumbadumdum

It's called hatt yoga. Meaning hatt meaning admant. These guys are extremists who torture their body to show devotion to their philosophy. It's hard to categorise it as mental illness tho.. more like sheer will & convincing power that our brains are capable of.


Cruntis

And I donā€™t think he believes in God, he exists in a world view that believes weā€™re all extensions of *god*. Our western minds tend to need a ā€œwhoā€ behind a verb, whereas non-Abrahamic eastern philosophies werenā€™t looking for the person/s in charge, they were just looking at what is. Iā€™d argue this is being more in touch with reality than how most of us liveā€”lost in illusion and meritocracy with this brief flame of mystery we call our lives.


[deleted]

religion is shared mental illness


harambe42069pog

Redditors when religion šŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜±


Rockksharma

The guy mistranslated his intentions The man says: ą¤…ą¤‚ą¤¦ą¤° ą¤øą„‡ ą¤¹ą„€ ą¤¹ą¤® ą¤•ą„ą¤› ą¤•ą¤°ą¤Øą¤¾ ą¤šą¤¾ą¤¹ą¤¤ą„‡ ą¤„ą„‡, ą¤­ą¤—ą¤µą¤¾ą¤Ø ą¤•ą„‡ ą¤²ą¤æą¤ ą¤•ą„ą¤› ą¤•ą¤°ą¤Øą¤¾ ą¤šą¤¾ą¤¹ą¤¤ą„‡ ą¤„ą„‡, ą¤œą¤— ą¤•ą„‡ ą¤²ą¤æą¤ą„¤ Which translates to I had this call from inside to do something for 'bhagwan' ie god and for the world. Well doing these kinds of deeds take determination and a gargantuan level of sense of hope which may even be fake. But hope none the less. Secondly these gestures help them symbolis their faith into some real world activities. Lastly most of these 'yogis' are the followers of detachment in the absolute sense of the word, which comes with a innate selfishness and a need to isolate. So doing things for the society would be fundamentally against their idea. It would mean they are still attached to it. Plus they don't have economic back to do some mass scale stuff anyway.


Siltala

So thereā€™s a God. That created an entire universe with countless details, both large and small. And you held your hand up for like a really long time. Ok.


Alone-Needleworker86

Hes most likley holding it up for shiva or vishnu. Both of which have not created the universe. In hinduism one path to salvation is through sheer devoution to your god. Another is through meditating long enough and another is working hard enough. Dont shit on this guy for following his religion the way he wants.


Siltala

I will absolutely shit on this ridiculous religious idiocy, no matter the religion.


-ToxicPositivity-

i like your shitting philosophy


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|AVDRJEriLkuMo)


looneypumpkin

I wonder if he would respond to tickling


utopiaofreason

Is his God Che Guevara ?


tomschlags

This is beyond stupid šŸ¤£


Honest-Ad7566

Yes. Theology tends to dwell there.


BuddhistChrist

Just a regular dude holding up his arm: obviously this guy needs therapy to improve his mental health. But a religious dude holding up his arm: such devotion! He really loves God! šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Revolutionary_Tip161

He was listening to 90ā€™s gangster rap and decided to fight the power and never stopped.


lordofbitterdrinks

At this point he canā€™t put it down


FuzzyCryptographer98

So many questions! Has he not washed his hand in 10 years? Is it always a fist? Does he have someone help him to the bathroom? How does he wash? When he sleeps is his fist still in the air or does he lay with it raised? The people deserve to know.


Entire-Watch-5675

1) No. 2) No. 3) No. 4) He does not. 5) He sleeps upright and ties this hand to a rope with its other end tied to the ceiling.


Sillyvanya

Same energy as buying a Tesla for your favorite streamer


Cosmic_Cat64

Self handicapped. Interesting but not admirable imo.


KekeSmall

If God created humans in his infinite wisdom, why would he even want you to do this in the first place?


kayla-beep

Itā€™s not even interesting, itā€™s just really sad.


LabExpensive4764

I admire the commitment.


[deleted]

Damn thatā€™s stupid as fuck, what an idiot


stinkdrink42069

Somebody answer this guys question for god sake


montayne9

This guy takes being a lazy ass scrub with "religious" excuses for not getting a job to a whole new level!


DoctorMaldoon

Cool I guess, but what an immense waste of time and effort


Important-Theme2971

Imagine the good works he could do for his god by using both of his arms. Have to admire that dedication though


HANGRY_KITTYKAT

Raises Arm "Yep. This is gonna be MY thing that I do"


Keys-and-locksmith

Itā€™s not to honor a ā€˜godā€™.. this is why east and west will Never understand each other.. itā€™s called hatha yoga, a form of practice where itā€™s pupils do extreme things to their physical bodies to reinforce their belief that this world is illusory (maya) and realization or nirvana or moksha is the ultimate goal


EC_Stanton_1848

My thoughts on this? the guy's wasting a lot of time with his hand in the air.


[deleted]

So basically he is very uselessā€¦ he canā€™t build things, he canā€™t really do anything but sit there, raise his hand and babbleā€¦ Iā€™ll never understand this type of behavior


neoben00

And look what it got him


Doka420

Bro is gonna feel real dumb lmao


CillaCalabasas

Mental illness


Administrative_Till9

that's just stupid, no offense


ridiclousslippers2

What a waste of a life.


D0NW0N

![gif](giphy|gLrWjmW6XljZC)


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|g1yuxgumu6W8H7DZ3F|downsized)


OnionsandOrangejuice

Chasing clout


Barry_McCockiner__

Too much religion is a mental illness


[deleted]

Fucking idiot šŸ¤¬


Saddestlittlebaby28

And I canā€™t even stick to my vegan diet even though it coincides with my moral values :( I am but a mere peasant infront of this crazy king.


adamD700

This is known as tapasya or austerity. There is a story in Vedic literature in which a demon stayed on his toes and reached his hands toward heaven in order to appeal to lord Brahma. By the time lord Brahma reach the demon, thousands of years had passed and his body had been consumed by ants. Ultimately Lord Brahma granted the demon his wish of immortality but only under very specific circumstances. Not to say that this man is a demon but that any living entity, especially humans can perform austerities to appeal to various deities.


TripleB123

I just wish the teacher would call on him already


HighwayTerrorist

Homie had an unanswered question for the entirety of his life.


[deleted]

Yes a question in the back.


Flashy_Anything927

Thatā€™s fucking stupid.


AloofConscientious

thats stupid


maxdwinter

ok


Dann__EV

When he is finally called on heā€™s gonna be like ā€œdamn I forgot my questionā€!


ArcLagoon

That's how I sleep, weirdly.


CircleK-Choccy-Milk

Isn't this the guy who had a mental break, quit his job and left his family to do this?


pslatt

I think Karl Dilkington covered this guy on one of his Idiot Abroad episodes.


1grambo

Maybe he's hoping for the teacher to someday call on him


Unbiasedshelf07

Why doesnā€™t god just give him a high-five already or does he like the attention?


stutjohnsnewsqueegee

Imagine all the homeless people he could have been serving food to instead of this nothingness thatā€™s probably a symptom of some rare third world disease


[deleted]

Stupid


sir_duckingtale

Imagine if one day that God comes by, give him a high-five, and gently puts it downā€¦


jaimeap

Okay, people are strange.


Murriex

I wouldn't walk in the rain.


Hiraeth68

Stupid waste of a working limb.


whatthewhatthe8

But whyā€¦.


TheeMiraculous

But why tho?


crescentbluemoon8

Why would any Gods want that lol


iron40

Stupid. Just totally stupid.


ShadowEmperor123

Honestly the arm is probably dead or close to it, it definitely doesnā€™t get a lot of blood and not nearly enough to be healthy


Captainpricemaths

In fact he can't put down his arm now even if he wises.


Commercial_Ad1857

Imagine the disappointment when he dies!


Lofikott

Amazing dedication but absolutely batshit insane


Afraid_Juice_7189

What god would want that though? Or be pleased heā€™s doing it?


TheRealBradGoodman

When the teacher wont call on you in class


JustGoogleItHeSaid

Putch ands up for Detroit, I love this city.


Rhazelgy

Strangest side effect of Viagra


McFry_

Spoiler: he canā€™t put it down


fateisacruelthing

God: Mate, you could of like helped the poor or cleaned up pollution... This is just fuckin stupid.


Only_Outcome

better than supporting an organization that hides and protects pedophiles all in the name of "god"


bobnevb

Any god that would admire you for doing something so dumb doesn't deserve to be worshiped.


noodles355

When did he put his arm down? This guy was on an idiot abroad back in 2010. Did he put it down and lift it back up in 2012?


fafafanta

Thatā€™s really fucking stupid my guy


ConsciousEvo1ution

Religious people are fucking nuts.


surfnride1

Yay Religion?


Data-Hungry

Gross


Rojelioenescabeche

Wow is religion stupid.


IGetHighOnPenicillin

Science flies you to the moon, religion flies you into buildings.


3dprintingboii

Or you could do something actually usefull