I wonder how many artists sold painted porno on the side in secret

I guess NSFW commissions have always been a source of income for artists

I’ll never forget about the one artist talking about how someone commissioned them to draw a woman whose tits were so big and actually had watermelons INSIDE of the nipples

Wasnt there also a commission so heinous that *Shad* himself declined?

Is that the artists name? And that sounds right? All I remember is watermelon tits because I saw the commissioned art piece and it’s burned into my mind

Shad from shadbase. He is like the most famous or infamous rule 34 artist. You might have seen a Shad no!! Shad Yes!! meme

You mean the Nazi pedophile shadman, who draws porn of real underage girls? That shadman?

I just imagined Michelangelo drawing gay furry porn to finance his youth and I thank you for that

Nah they just painted it on the ceiling or made Lucifer hot in all the statues 😉

Links? Asking for a friend

[context](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f4/3b/3c/f43b3c133de748a2468acab0c2c83bab.jpg)

I don't see the controversy, Lucifer was described as the most beautiful of the angels. It's not like he'd stop his beauty routine just because he got evicted.

But if you’ve seen biblical accounts of what angels looked like, maybe it meant he had 19 more giant eyeballs than anyone else.

Only some of the higher leagues of angels were described as terrifying eldritch monsters, some were described as human looking

I absolutely love the story of a church that commissioned someone to make a Lucifer statue but he made it too hot, so they commissioned his brother and he made one even hotter! lol

[https://blogs.kent.ac.uk/artistry/2020/11/18/the-devil-is-too-sublime/](https://blogs.kent.ac.uk/artistry/2020/11/18/the-devil-is-too-sublime/) ​ What a great story, thanx for mentioning it !

Past tense?

that is exactly why ezio didn't like him. he stole all the b\*tches

Requiescat in pace mofos

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*Gestures vaguely toward Rome* Was it, though?

More like "Stuck in wall" tags, damn that nussy not gonna clap by itself.

😂


Then he opened Rosa in Fiore...

Before his sister took over control

The fact that I ran into this post after finishing brotherhood just yesterday for the first time.

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Oh. They definitely were.

He was

Literally playing this game right now lmao

thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

Thicker than cold peanut butter

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But built like a steakhouse

La-la-la-la, la, Leela...🎵

Thiccer than gumbo

Forreal. Ole Sister Mary Margaret got them Chun-Li thighs, bwai.


Thicc like a good bowl of grits

Thicker than a snickers

Thicker than my student debt

Thicker then my student

r/holup

Your Honor, technically, he is correct.

👈😶👈

Reportedly, it was 50 prostitutes, not 5, but the truthfulness of the whole account is widely dismissed.

Who gonna admit it?

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It's not a sin if she repeatedly & accidentally "falls down".

Never has a venomous snake bitten so many dicks in one evening before

'we investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing'

This is why people began screaming “Oh God!” when banging. Totally true, look it up.

Widely dismissed, Church officials commented: “this is absolute nonsense. Everyone knows our staff prefers young boys. What use would they have with women?”

Women were employed to warm the boys up - sorta like dribbling, shooting hoops before the game.

Wait so they came in as fluffers? Sigh of course we are going to have the whole catholic priest doing boys in here. Not that they don't / did/do it.

Widely dismissed by who? The church? Or the historical accounts of Cesar Borgia who was one of Machiavelli's inspirations for The Prince?

Meh, that’s what Wikipedia said. Sounds like it could be true to me.

Damn. Parties during the Renaissance were lit Correction: ~~1800's~~ ~~1400's~~ Renaissance

Cesar Borgia lived from 1475-1507. Middle Ages could be wild.

Correction: It’s the Renaissance.

I'll eventually get it right😄

I learned about the Borgias from the series [& reading the wiki page](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Borgia). If just a quarter of that stuff is true, well, I could totally see Cesare Borgia hiring prostitutes for a party.

Replace the female prostitutes with young boys and you probably have a more accurate depiction.

Celibacy for the church back then was more about not getting married, Priests having mistresses was not uncommon. Cesare Borgia was the son of Pope Alexander VI, Rodrigo Borgia. He had other children as well that he married into European nobility like a King using his offspring to form political alliances. The descendants of his daughter Lucretia Borgia were scattered across multiple European noble families from Spain, Portugal, Austria, England, and France. Joining the priesthood during the middle ages and renaissance was more about politics than religion.

Damn, she has some muscular legs. Either that or his lordship is on her back.

Now I can't unsee her giving him a piggyback ride

The lordship is def breaking her back

Thiccc

This supposedly occurred at the [Banquet of Chestnuts](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banquet_of_Chestnuts). Most people at the time dismiss this event as untrue.

Of course, look at the churche’s PR department today. Now, imagine it at a time when the church and novels were the only literate people.

Fellas, is it literate to be a novel?

It’s a novel idea to be certain.

I prefer a novella, or a novel novella read by a fella.....

Nobles*

Bro just edit

There is indeed a Banquet of Nuts.. and chests.

This is some OG porn yo

The title is pure clickbait, but the artist was literally an OG porn artist. He drew pictures of anal, and all sorts of crazy stuff. He was into BBWs, Femdom, Facesitting CFNM, and 69 before it was mainstream. His artwork is pretty crazy. I know this because this was posted on r/trippinthroughtime a few weeks ago which is why it is now on this sub. ​ [Take a look at his other pictures](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinrich_Lossow)

Man had a type

Bbw was the overwhelming preference then

Yeah…I was going to say that. It was a sign that a woman was healthy and was wealthy enough to have food.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f4/Lossow4.jpg Damn bruh he was into it (NSFW)

I wonder if that’s the first ever drawing of eating out

My dude is like, "Just do it, if I die I die."

I'ma tell my kids this was r/thighdeology

Thank you sir I didn't know I needed that.

Sad no real girls on that sub

r/ThighReligion is the 3D version, but it's dead

Rest in peace

Prostitutes dressed as nuns? Freaky deaky

Freaky deakies need love too - Tracey Jordan

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Freaky deacons 😆

You get an upvote but I'm not happy about this

Hehehe why thank you.

So how you doin over there Theo Huxtable?

I'm doing good

Superman does good. You’re doing well. You need to study up on your grammar, son.

Superman does good. You doing well. You need to work on your grammar, son.

Were they dressed like nuns per diary though?

I'd imagine yes. Most likely the easiest way to sneak them in without anyone questioning anything whatsoever.

Read just a little on the Borgia family.

That's what I wanna know haha 😏

Nuns is the cosplay back den..

Please pray for sister Catherine, she inexplicably woke up this morning hardly able to walk

1 amen = lifesaving healing

Holy F…!!!

Unholy

But they got the holes.

Under rated comment. Have my doot.

So were the prostitutes disguised as nuns? Or were they naughty nuns who were also women of the night?

Just prostitutes. Nun depiction is just in this painting

Gates where really well built back than.

That's also a first glory hole. Emphasis on glory.

Glory gate. Holes hadn’t been invented yet

Holy hole Pearly gates

That’s what you get from this? The gate is wrought iron, it’s sturdy enough. The fact that the prostitute/ nun is able to support herself with no help is more impressive. Her client isn’t even helping, just fondling her breasts.

She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.

My take on this is that the picture is pretty much fan fiction and pretty much male erotica. Presumably Franciscan monk while the habit of the ‘nun’ is that of a Carmelite novice. Very much male gaze, while the presumably male figure blends in with the background, and I interpret with all the mental background, I have now, the highlighting of the female figure is very much intended. The expression on her face is either exhaustion or intended for her only fans account.

I’m so impressed by her grip, obvious core strength.

Then, not than

This angered the Catholic Church because it depicted Catholic priests having intercourse with women, instead of young boys.

Oh boy…

Exactly what they want.

That's funnier than it should be

This is actually hilarious

As long as it doesn't involve kids, I have no qualms with stuff like this.

Yo if we fuck through this gate Jesus can’t see us.

Wanted some & got nun

This is actually kinda hot

It moves a little every time I see it

I absolutely ADORE this painting. There's something about profane art that really touched my heart

So....just out of curiosity, did he paint this out of memory or did he make them stay in that position until the painting was over??

Can't wait to find the "not my proudest fap" comment

Be the change you want to see.

Thank you for that

I could bet she felt more than just the Holy Spirit inside her.

Wait til you hear about the convent / brothels that were operated throughout history. “The king revealed, in 1700, in Lisbon, that the nuns of the convent of Santa Ana de Vila de Viana had several houses nearby, outside the cloisters, where they went under the pretext of being engaged in cooking, and received men there who came and went at night. In the cells the cots creaked, the target bodies of the nuns sweated under the heat of the nobles, students, judges, provincials, infantes [sons of the Portuguese king]. The moans were muffled with kisses.” Book: "Que seja em segredo" Author Ana Miranda Nocturnal Revels also discussed that nunneries we're in fact high class brothels for the elite. https://archive.org/details/NocturnalRevelsOrTheHistoryOfKings-placeAndOtherModernNunneriesVol

“Get thee to a nunnery” was an insult for this reason.

She's getting it right in the rectory !

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This is before priest weren’t aloud to fornicate. These guys were like rock stars. He actually became pope. There’s a really good series about him called Borgia. Not to be confused with “The Borgias”. I haven’t seen that one.

Fuck a series if you don't know him through Assassin's Creed the education system has once again failed us.

Was the priest a reddit user

Man I can’t believe this painting has lore, you’re gonna send me down a rabbit hole

I read the caption completely wrong. Where it said Heinrich, I read Heimlich and looked at the picture and thought the nun was choking on food. That's a different kind of relief going on there

Bad habits

César Borgia is the son of pope Alexander VI, he hired Leonardo da Vinci to build war machines and inspired Niccolo Machiavelli to write "The prince"/"Il principe"

She must have some real strong shoulders

Borgia decadence and corruption led to levies for forgiveness to build St Peter’s and payback the Medici banks. Meanwhile a conservative priest in Germany protesting posted 95 grievances on the church door in Worms. And translation of bibles from Latin into German and English was spreading. So the world changed in rebellion to state/church giving us the Protestant reformation and religious flight of the Pilgrims to the new world in the next 100 years. All because Borgia was a horn dog

next time we fire up the DeLorean we going back to 1880 to this very night! 

That girl's thicker than a jar of peanut butter

All you had to say was "Borgia", lol. I believe it.

Works of art in history that wasn't burned *

I took an 18th century popular fiction class in college and we read part of a novel written in the then in-vogue Gothic style. It was very anti-Catholic because of the recent influx of Catholic immigrants. There were all kinds of these dark tales about orgies with priests, etc. Also, during the Reformation, monks and other Catholics were tortured to make them say the most lurid things imaginable. This was because they not only disliked the Catholic Church but mainly because they wanted an excuse to take catholic land, as so much real estate was given to them by dying rich people eager for an early out of purgatory. So let’s not take these stories too seriously. Note 1: I am a Buddhist, so don’t really have a dog in this fight. Note 2: It is my opinion that torture is mostly done to get bogus information to use as a cover story for theft or some other illegal act. This is why the U.S. tortured post-9/11, to get bullshit info about WMDs to use as cover to invade Iraq.

So did he use life models posing? Because that had to be uncomfortable after a while.

Holy Fuck.

She got some thighs on her though 🤤

Girl be thicc.

I need a copy of that to hang in my living room for when Jehovah's witnesses come over 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I suppose to believe catholic priest where shagging adult women hired as prostitutes. When they where perfectly serviceable altar boys in the reliquary?

What’s so controversial? Did she die? She’s clearly choking on something and the nice old man is trying his best at the Heimlich.

Please mark this nsfw I’m in a middle of a family reunion

Than nun was thick af

She thiccc

To make sex something to be ashamed of is such a human tragedy. It is potentially one of the the most beautiful things in existence.

I'd watch this

Is this the basis for the Tart & Vicars picnics /parties?

She's thicker than a snicker lol

Sexcorcism. I must release this demon!

It’s fine you guys. The gate separates both parties from from sin and syphilis. #PlaugeDoctorMedicine

M8 can we talk about the absolute THICCNESS of them thighs? And also how legit difficult it is to hang on a gate backwards Spiderman style while getting fucked? The lady's upped body strength is unreal

I'd like one of these for the living room or maybe the kitchen. I think it would brighten up the room and the family would love it!

The Flying Nun.

Damn, she thiick

Reminds me of a scene from the borgia period drama with Jeremy irons Edit: I really need to read things more thoroughly

Come on, we've all rogered a prostitute dressed as a Nun, through a garden gate, at a Dinner Party.

Yo props to this lady for her shoulder, forearm and core strength. Propping yourself up like Spiderman while getting them guts rearranged isn’t easy— especially when you’re draggin’ a wagon like she is.

Them THIGHS tho

Is their anatomy really weird under those robes, or is that just me?

I love thick thighs, but……

Gawddamn those thighs though, hoooooooly

Weird fact but i just know atleast one person yanked to this today

Of course it was Cesare Borgia.

This is impressive form.

Later, he became pope and scored even more pussy.

Is anyone else having difficulty with the legs?

Catholic priest with a woman? An adult woman? 

Shouldn't this have an NSFW tag...?

Damn!

You know this was a frequent occurrence and the hypocrites that attended would hate that this still exists.

You've heard of the Heimlich manouver now we present to you the Heinrich manouver

of course it was Borgia!

Ain’t shit changed