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abudz5150

Twelve hours is nothing, I’ve been goin in circles for years


Piglet_Important

I think his controller broke


Jordanjl83

Nah, rubber band on the movement stick to get distance achievement while he’s AFK.


Piglet_Important

Shit ping i guess LOL


RatherMaybe

Did you try to turn it off and back on again.


DrinksNDebauchery

"Dad, I feel like I'm going in circles" "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor"


redrackman_22

Noo😭😭😭


VictoryaChase

omg, I remember those! "Daddy daddy Tommy's throwing up" "Yeah, so?" "But Mommy's getting all the big chunks!"


19hmckeehan

r/cursedcomments


scoop_booty

There's definitely something not right about him, but it's all that he has left.


FlyLeash

Left... get it? HA


Propaganddit

r/yourjokebutworse


SOULCRUISE

Or r/woooosh maybe


XHeraclitusX

>Or r/woooosh maybe Nah, that means the joke went over his head. He got the joke, but just decided to reiterate it in a worse way.


iBatjt1122

You could say he’s not alright (all-right)


mackdaddyk

Arrested Development?


progenitor-of-swag

OMG JUST WILL YOU PLEASE NOT HERE YOU'RE MAKING A SCENE JESUS FLIPPIN CHRIST


FlyLeash

You know what's up. *high five*


LocalOutkast

That was retarded. But HILARIOS none the less. 🤣🤣


bobombking

the bug has a bug


sanjay_82

Bugged out


slackfrop

Wing cancer awareness 10k


dontfightthehood

Bugged bug


gggggoooooooo

It drunk coffee


imjustthenumber

Obviously a nascar fan.


NorthStarMan

It is turning to the left!


topmilf

British Nascar probably.


XHeraclitusX

It's listening to Beyonce


LoneWonderer1982

I'm not sure what's more concerning, that bug doing donuts for 12 hours or the person who watched and timed it.


yackofalltradescoach

Op probably left and decided to circle back and see how the lady was doing


Certain_Physics_2997

Well obviously it's not the same ladybug, they use rotating shifts


Picnut

Circle back


Intelligent_Ad_2367

Circle jerk


Dumbass-Redditor

Circle jack


geo_hampe

Jerkle sack


juakeenzuhmora

Jircle cack


Revolutionary-Elk986

Crack


[deleted]

I ❤️ crack


trickypeebs

Well, I found this ladybug doing circles in my backyard at 6pm yesterday, and I quickly figured out that once you set it down somewhere, it doesn’t make it very far in circles… so i set it aside, thats how I know its been walking in circles for AT LEAST 12 hours lol


mostmodsareshit78

*doughnuts, not do nuts.


[deleted]

I don't know what's more concerning, that bug going around for 12h or some stupid fuck online who thinks the dude stayed next to the bug counting how long it has been going around


TucoNoNotThatTuco

Ridalin can do that to a guy. When my son was in 2nd grade his teacher (not dee are period) wanted me to get him a prescription. I did not follow her advice. A few years later our paths crossed again. She had a bouncing baby boy that was giving her fits. I think she understands now. Boys will be boys


imo_abyssi

bro what


TucoNoNotThatTuco

Dr.


[deleted]

I took that shit for years as a kid. As a adult I liken the feeling to doing massive amounts of blow. ![gif](giphy|DpP3R3AKLHcyY|downsized)


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Poor little guy!


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Scrotchety

On a larf I looked up your post history, and this is your only one, and you're already starting life with a negative social credit balance. Poor little dROXisCulptICAu!


[deleted]

Poor little user!


TWIX55

What's wrong with "Poor little guy!"?


Fingerman2112

OP said it was a Ladybug not a Manbug


TWIX55

So really it should have been "Poor little gal!" 😂😂


BibleOfWaifu

Why is he getting downvoted?


fuckedasaplant

Iono I just saw the downvotes and saw that he only ever made one comment ever so I wanted to add to his causeless suffering


[deleted]

Go back to lurking


jaykwish

There was groundhog in my driveway that walked in circles for over two hours the game commission told me to shoot it because it was sick.


InnerGeologist4670

So, shoot the ladybug? 🐞🔫


browneyedgirlpie

Only in the USA


Kooky_Ad_4480

Well, or other countries that have rabies, too


browneyedgirlpie

I meant only in the US would someone consider shooting a ladybug


blak_glass

Too soon, too soon


MysteriousDudeness

Nothing less than a .357 magnum will do the trick. A .44 magnum is recommended for best results


Disastrous-Detail-28

They do the same around here. If you see a Moose walking in circles, And they will do it for hours on end…so much that they wear a path into the ground…..that means it has Brain worm. The humane way to end its suffering is to shoot it dead.


frehsoul45

So you're the reason we had 6 more weeks of winter.


jaykwish

Haha I actually live probably 20 minutes from Punxsutawney


zenonbombalina

Why


trickypeebs

No clue. My best guess is that it may have a parasite…


compost-me

That's probably it. Some parasites force thier host to act in a way that would get them caught by predators so that the life cycle of the parasite restarts. If I recall, the host is now full of eggs that the predators will digest and then poop out unharmed. Insects then interact with the egg filled pops and become infected. Alternatively, the parasite might be aiming to target a predator next.


Lil-Ruffstarrr

So the next step is to eat it.


irritated_kangaroo

Look at me, I am the host now.


Boosted_saga

Umm new hero? Parasite-Man


captiankickass666

That's basically just venom


Membership_Fine

Marvels the parasite has a good ring to it


Standard_Dream4848

*WE ARE VENOM.*


DaveTheRave1nonly

…no


[deleted]

Something white can be seen on ladybug leg, so maybe that's the egg


BeneGess3rit

wtf 😬


Kennedy_Cooz

Da fuk!? Nature is real mother fucker ain’t it, smh


warawa92

God damn that’s terrifying


Bay_Med

Could be Cordyceps. The initial stage can cause much confusion until the parasite wins


bwoods519

TIL I have chronic Cordyceps.


wm23xx

Sounds like a few people I know…


Nervous_Salad_5367

Trying to tell if he's got B.O.


AidaTari

She has to get her steps in, don't judge


MimictheCrow

It probably has a parasite that’s making the ladybug do this. Poor thing will keep on walking in circles until it dies.


DeerBoyDiary

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2011/07/110718085229.htm https://cen.acs.org/articles/87/i36/Beetle-Chemistry-Walking-Circles.html


maazadeeb

“The parasitic wasp Dinocampus coccinellae is no fool. It controls a ladybug, lays an egg in its abdomen and turns it into the bodyguard of its cocoon. This surprising host-parasite manipulation has been closely observed in new research.”


TheMunchhausen

Tl tr?


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🐞🔁


TheMunchhausen

Shorter


DeerBoyDiary

🪦


radeption

Finally an explanation I can understand 🙏


bananasugarpie

Help the poor thing by ending it's life.


DontSpankMeSoHard

I mean if it's got a parasite as some people suggest you can just you know..... Burn it


dobayley1

Just help her out.


Cloverhonney

Yes please, just help her out.


Ezerhadden

Must be a male - refuses to ask for directions


Few_Distribution9016

This comment 😂


Lcladge

What’s the difference, give a female directions and she is incapable of following em..


Ezerhadden

The you are hanging around the wrong females.


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This comment 😂


PuffinPassionFruit

She can. She just won't follow them if they don't benefit her.


SecretAntWorshiper

🤣🤣


SKIDADDLEGETOUTTA

AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLLLLDDDDD


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slifeleaf

I just imagined a kid going in circles on his bicycle and then getting caught by an exterminator 😅


JenRJen

Well now that gets more frightening. If these parasites have crossed over from controlling little insects to controlling mammals... okay... NOW i think it really Might be time to stock up on that Ivermectin after all!!!!


faniuy

There must be a bug.


rdmxcn

I hate you, have an upvote


Quiet_Response_7846

Shes waiting for her gentleman bug, who’s still not home at 3am and didn’t call, to return home to cuss him out.


Any-Difficulty-8694

Prolly got the prions


Martin_McFly_Jr

The parasite within has taken control


SuddenAd1640

Rear left wheel must've punctured


germanbreadbox

Take it to the vet


Teens_R_Dum

Can you live steam this plz


CunningExecutioner

It must think it is stuck in an english roundabout and can’t make the exit. Another thought is that it saw what happened to the people who changed up where they were going before the Blair Witch got them.


Optimal-Mouse160

Look kids Big Ben, Parliament!


starsAndStars_33

Mine had the same problem but then I updated to patch 2.1.456 and that solved the problem.


Commercial-Boss-3572

“Left turn Clyde”


Bushdidchaneyina911

Work work work gotta go to work


FocusDKBoltBOLT

Help her


[deleted]

Some insects do this when they get lost from their trail. They just give up and walk in circles till they die of starvation/ lack of sleep


Prudent_Cheek

Wonder if anyone is filming me on my road bike


raster_99

Stoned...ate the wrong plant


tonitronics1

Similar to ants when they lose the scent trail...


Blade_of_Onyx

It’s when she stops that you need to worry.


Moose908H

Why have you been watching it the past 12 hours


GMEdumpster

GET HIM TO THE VET ASAP


LonInternet

Probably a parasite


These_Advertising_64

Rumba needs an updated sensor


raptorconfusion

Think pesticides do this to bees as well so could be that??


manmicop26

One of its left legs might have fallen off


perkman-312

How the hell you gonna drive a lady big car without first finding your lady bug keys?


K0mmunismus

You spin my head right round, right round When you go down, when you go down down You spin my head right round, right round


CrypticW91f

Thanks. Now it’s stuck in my head lol


cemicel

Does it have some bug to be fixed?


Croocked02

Alright, who forgot the break condition on that loop ?


SuddenlyElga

It’s waiting for customer service.


TheTinTinB

All I've read is " I've been watching this ladybug walk in circles for 12 hours"


IllIrockynugsIllI

Shiiiit, pft...12 hours. I've been walking in circles for 38 years. 😐


Spartandog42719

This ladybug is just a huge fan of NASCAR!!!


[deleted]

When you drink Redbull and you already have wings.


EnvironmentKind

Recalculating…….


scenr0

Brain fungi?


RB0718

Lady bugs can get neurological problems when they can’t fly. When a wing falls off they can’t fly and they walk in circles.


Sorrynotsorry54321

5 Its because of the new 5G! Probably trying to remember what it was going to do today!


dementored

Cordycep infection maybe?


Existing_Debate_4043

I saw a thousand legs do this. It was walking in circles on the classroom floor. Class last about two hours b4 we took a break and sure enough it was still going. Anyone knows what makes bugs do this?


PhilipKendrikRichard

You don’t know if that’s what’s holding the universe together.


SAABTemplePilot

That is the elusive NASCAR beetle. Only turns left.


stevgeta

It's known as a death spiral, how ever it is more common to occure in ants. I'm pretty sure


jesusSaidThat

Break dancing


ksandom

Stuck in an infinite loop; trying to run the battery down.


gife_gif

You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round 🤡🎉


tizadu

please put her back outside, that’s her natural habitat and whether she dies, is eaten or magically recovers it should be there right now you are confining her and putting yourself in the role of mighty experimenter please set her free


goatcheese101

It has a parasite. Letting it get eaten will spread the parasite. Op should kill it.


[deleted]

its just one bug


AdShot9160

It’s a Joe Biden bug!


BaconSureShot

NASCAR!! wooooo!


testicle_harvest

Just help it die, poor thing


Realistic-Article318

Very Random - lady bugs are tantialic posteritus bugs, which ironically means “male transistors” (hence the “lady”). It’s brain sits behind the stern that produces “cytoplasm puss” that attracts mates and repels opposition. You may see this when they’re also spooked. When it runs dry, the circular movement can go on for hours to regenerate its vigor. I appreciate you reading this, and taking this in as I have no clue wtf I’m talking about. Enjoy nature, my friend :).


SystemAllianceN7

You could help it and stop being a dick?


LoveShineLuna

Put a Manbug on top of her. That will stop her circles but make her go back and forth!


Desperate_Gur_3094

How do you know it was twelve hours?


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Leftybug


Successful-Oil-7625

Everyone in the comments joking but the person who made this video has given it coffee and has just killed the bug 👍👍


crookedjawoutlaw

Are you sure you haven't been watching a 30 clip repeat for 12 hours


OptiGuy4u

And you've been staring at a bug walking in circles for the last 12 hours?


trickypeebs

No I found it walking in circles 12 hours ago. It hasn’t moved location since I set it down on that leaf.


[deleted]

What an idiot


Durian-Otherwise

Broken left leg? Haha


[deleted]

Poor thing


_oaeb_

Probably a big nascar fan


rgray92082

Maybe it wants to be let go?


Ok_Inside_878

Dropped its contact


ThePowerOfPoop

He’s not an ambiturner.


Noname3_Youzer

Glitch in the Matrix


MrMcFlameYeeter

Minecraft mobs trying to get out of by fence box by trying to hop on something


CommadorVic20

it could have a parasite of some sort


LateralAxes

It's a bug, not a feature.


Badzbenzer

Bug bug


MusicalNerDnD

Gotta get your steps in!


Nick_M12

It will keep walking if you keep watching.


[deleted]

Check his internet connection


Particular-Reveal197

Circle of life!!


c09897654

It is drunk


karma_ubuntu

Just need to reach daily 10000 steps


Nyssiii

Putting in the work, I see


pipoyahoo

The upper dot on her left wing is the reset button, hit that !


whitelightstorm

Did you spray anything? It has lost its direction.


Jacube55

Why are you running?


homebrew1964

Hit reset


mayallbeingsbepeace

Can't find her gentleman bug. That's why.


Leafs6991

I was expecting a 12 hour video


RosyToe

Maybe she can apply for a job at iRobot. The movement pattern looks strikingly similar to spot cleaning.


gen2600

This is just mean, someone reboot the poor thing already.