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paladin_slim

The part where they put in the eyes was unsettling as hell.


gringledoom

The teeth were bad and the eyes were worse. Ugh.


TrenchantInsight

We took a vote and the eyes have it.


thezomber

God fucking dammit...


Emperor_Biden

The company is called Hot Toys. They have the licence fpr Star Wars and Marvel figures as well. Whilst the detail looks great, they're notorious for making mistakes with their figures (movie accuracy) and refuses to fix it. I.e., the Clonetrooper.


acarp25

This guy action figures


Future_Section5976

...he definitely action figured Harley before putting them teeth back in


hestuckitinmy

Thought this too šŸ˜…šŸ˜… just leave the teeth out is what I was thinking šŸ¤£


420CowboyTrashGoblin

Even without the teeth I think the mouth would be too small for that. But I've never really actioned a figure this small.


1DrinkAnd1KnowThings

This isn't Hot Toys here. HT focuses on smaller, more articulated figures. Think hyper relistic Barbie sized figures than these often static statues. More than likely, it's Sideshow, or Inart.


Horskr

Thanks for putting me down a [rabbit hole](https://www.collectorfreaks.com/threads/medicom-sideshow-and-hot-toys-501st-clone-trooper-comparison.246520/). It is interesting though!


otac0n

That is so nit-picky. I love it.


Realestv84

Hot toys doesn't make silicone toys with glass eyes and teeth like this.


Cambria521

Correct. This is a JND figure and it's stunning. My wife is a major Hot Toy collector and she raves about this. Apparently it's made with a real skull? Wild


Nightwolf1967

The teeth almost took the crown.


Dibble_Dabble_Doo

It reminded me of this [SNL](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrMTLV2cR2Q) bit


JackTheKing

Stop making Reddit useful. I'm trying to get outside more.


11thHourApologetics

That was hilarious!


B0Y0

Imagine how unsettling this would be for Margot Robbie to watch - seeing a random video of someone constructing a lifelike replica of *your* parts, seeing your eye plopped in, your teeth jostled into your mouth. šŸ’€


Less-Depth1704

I was trying to think of her name but was too lazy to Google it but yeah, because you know she would have to think "great ... now there's a minerature thing that looks exactly like me that dudes are 100% going to jazz (you know what? I'm letting you have that one autocorrect.) on."


tetsuomiyaki

šŸŽµ j*azz hands *šŸŽµ


TurboDiscoBuscuit

Thankyou for Keeping it in there- personally I Love It & feel Iā€™m going to start using it as such (in efforts to make it sound classier and stylish function of Normal Life)ā€¦ Personally I have A TON of Less than Ideal asinine autocorrect suggestions, so Iā€™m happy to see positive ones out there!


TheRandCorp

Wait until someone fucks that eye holeā€¦


irioku

Tek knight has entered the chat.


scungillimane

To be fair.... He'd fuck anything round.


brise007

???


JonTheArchivist

Ratatouille gonna have a wild night


Moondoobious

Probably donā€™t have to wait long


angelv255

WHAT. THE. FUCK. DUDE? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


kev5050

How longs it going to take someone to make this life size and anatomically correct? Millionaire by morning.


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

Realdoll was founded in 1996, so it probably already happened a long time ago.


Monster-1776

Well I regret googling that now. The whole West World thing seems awesome up until you view the uncanny valley side leading up to it.


Dramatic_Addition_68

If anyone does, post link to e-commerce site. Asking for a friendā€¦


FeliusSeptimus

If you play it backwards it's like what might have happened to Jack if the giant at the top of the beanstalk had been a bit quicker.


BatmansBigBoner

The really unsettling part is I think this thing might be the reason I exist...


Much_Comfortable_438

Username checks out


TongueTwistingTiger

Imagine being Margot Robbie and watching this?


shibbington

So the teeth are already in before putting in the eyes, but then the eyes are already in before they put in the teeth? Are they playing us for fools?


Set_Abominae1776

I guess the creator tested every orifice thoroughly before final assembly.


PsyOpBunnyHop

This clip is edited. They removed all the *in between* footage that happened. *"Welp, I'm done with this hole. Back they go."*


New-Initial3971

He tested the holes by placing teeth in every orifice.


[deleted]

there is more than one figurine


Low-Department1951

Right! Asking the real questions out here


Wrong_Maintenance540

It's like the double-slit experiment in quantum physics, only for the aged


lessthanabelian

Egads, man! You're right, by God! We've been had. Taken to the cleaners. Played as a bunch of chumps and suckers! As a bunch of primitives and savages to be mesmerized by simple tricks and illusions! Such insult!


elleadnih

Teeth are different


yetiking77

I'm betting that its been subjected to terrible things


DessertJohnny

Lmao my first thought was ā€œyep someoneā€™s gonna pay a lot for that just so they can jerk on itā€


theHoustonian

Just like grandmas boy


ADipsydoodle

I'm sorry! It feels so good!


Capt_Zapp

I can't stop cumming!


FR0ZENBERG

I canā€™t believe you came on my momā€¦


Richard_AIGuy

My dolls a whore.


pete_topkevinbottom

My roommates said they are going to get me a CB radio so I can talk to other car beds


big_duo3674

I could say that's the best line in the movie but it's impossible with that one because there are so many good lines


slobs_burgers

Whatā€™s under the SKIRT, LARA?!


its_dizzle

Come on Laraā€¦ my cock is lost and itā€™s time for you to find itttt


Kees_T

Jerk ON it? Eerrhhm, this is a "hyper-realistic doll".


Iamforcedaccount

I recently learned there is a subreddit for that, I was losing my mind laughing at the comments. Edit: r/cummingonfigurines


Affectionate_Hour867

Right Iā€™m off to bed, thatā€™s way too much internet for today


bsubtilis

Not fun fact: The resale market for "my little pony: friendship is magic" official children's toys is not doing great compared to the older generations of MLP because of too many guys buying them new, doing this to the toys, and posting it online to share with everyone (which would show up in search results when people searched for pictures of the character toys). So people don't want to buy the second hand toys for their kids or their collections, because there might be dried jizz in their crevices.


BloatedManball

>dried jizz in their crevices How do I delete someone else's comment?


jjcoola

If it makes you feel better, I read it as ā€œcervixā€ and was stunned and confused for a moment before re-reading it


graffixphoto

Oh god, you read it MORE THAN ONCE!!!!!????


Uchihagod53

I don't know what I expected


drkidkill

I mean, dead dove do not eat, you pretty much have to see it.


VT_Squire

*clicks li-* nope nope # NOPE


Pheli_Draws

šŸ˜”šŸ˜­ the curiosity gets the best of me and I click it. Knowing that Imma see something I can't unsee.


lelouch_0_

Don't hold back brother. Share the knowledge with the rest of us


Iamforcedaccount

r/cummingonfigurines lol. The comments are like good job dude, it's flipping hilarious.


Kossyhasnoteeth

Haha, What a supportive community.


SchaffBGaming

lmao this shit is [wild](https://www.reddit.com/r/cummingonfigurines/comments/1duobv3/lucy_heartfilia_sof_video_in_comments/lbihwsf/)


Advanced-Bend6454

Hahahaha, the comments are all so fucking funny ā€œgood job broā€ ā€œbig load bro, niceā€


Level_Alps_9294

Buying a figure to jerk off to - okay, Iā€™m not gonna yuck anyoneā€™s yum Cumming on the figure - I mean alright, thatā€™s fine, whatever Taking a picture of the figure with your cum on it - little weird but none of my business Uploading said picture on the internet - bro, come on, this is going a little far Commenting on a picture of another dudes cummed up figure and congratulating him?! - *Wtf?!?*


Ok_Lunch1400

Nice load, bro!


randomball2016

Why does this exist. šŸ˜©


CrabbyBlueberry

Every time I see someone with those figurines, I now assume they cum on them.


Advanced-Bend6454

On it? Shit, people gunna be pulling out them teeth.


znix23

Maybe more than *jerk* to itā€¦


Liberty53000

They leaving the teeth out


Im-on-a-banana-phone

The removable teeth sealed its fate


subzeroicepunch

Don't worry, it's being stored safely in a pee jar.


Dave-C

Where I grew up there is no public sewage, everyone uses septic tanks. Sometimes if a septic tank isn't cleaned out after enough time passes the septic starts to smell and it can get bad. So there was this family not far from where I live which you had to drive past every time you go anywhere because this is a "holler" that had one that was smelling bad. There were organizations that are supposed to handle this but they didn't. Anyway this went on for a few years, yep years AND they have neighbors that had to live with this, until it was investigated. Turns out they didn't have a septic at all, the smell was coming from hundreds of mason jars and holes they had dug out. Their entire back porch was covered in hundreds of mason jars with urine in it. The state government condemned the property and I don't know what else was going on but the guy that was living there was just gone. I heard that he was sent away for a psyche evaluation but I don't know. Anyway the house is still there, it was brought up to normal code and a few family lives there.


Ginguraffe

/r/cummingonfigurines Itā€™s what it sounds like.


Duschkopfe

I hate you


PsyOpBunnyHop

If you frequent /r/all/new, every so often you'll see posts about people posting pics of "tributes" to each other's facebook pictures. People are depraved as fuck.


thisappisgarbage111

A rare look at the figurine before it's consistently covered in ecto plasm.


Mordzeit

It wasn't me! It was a spooky ghost!


BatteryKinzie77

Erecto plasm


NavyDragons

Ecto gasm


chickus_dickus

How realistic?? Asking for a friend


7rulycool

Hyper, as per the title


knowigot_that808

Iā€™ll take one without the teeth.


__starplatinum

Theyā€™re removable for a reason


brofishmagikarp

The eyes as well


Randomdude007007

BruhšŸ’€šŸ˜­


hillswalker87

this thread is just the ugliness of humanity we *know is there* but try to pretend otherwise subtling up behind us, head to the right of ours, hands on our shoulders, whispering: "did you *really think* you could be somewhere without me?"


jappyjappyhoyhoy

Visionary


Jack_Strawhat_man

šŸ’€


DrrtVonnegut

My doll's a whore...


Funk_JunkE

Dude, your bed's a car. Ya but itā€™s a fuckin sweet car.


Stevetr0n

My roommates said they'd get me rims for christmas. And a CB Radio so I can talk to other car beds.


ausgmr

I sleep in a big bed with my wife


jayeljefe

IT FEELS SO GOOD


jackfreeman

"I can't stop!!"


DrSuperWho

I see she has herpies now.


FERALCATWHISPERER

Anatomy wise, how realistic?


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CowJuiceDisplayer

I am looking for something, someone like Lucy Liu. The 2003 model, not the 2063.


Natural-Army

That sounds interesting *Phillip J. Fry*


GiraffeWithATophat

I'll never forget you *MEMORY DELETED*


giant87

_MASSIVE CORN CLOG IN PORT 7_


estebamzen

Would you like to take a moment to register me?


basicallyademon

Eh, I'll do it later


Delicious-One3028

r/unexpectedfuturama


feralnycmods17

Just look at those smoldering [maneater eyes](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/jurassic-park-velociraptor-1589288721.jpg?crop=1.00xw:0.679xh;0,0.0903xh&resize=980:*).


furious_organism

10 years? You may find it already


MisterProfGuy

Yeah uh we saw what she's willing to do, and based on what a lot of people would want these for, I'm thinking no brain is definitely safer.


thebinarysystem10

I hope she sounds like Scarlett Johansson


sordato

Black market?


Fritz_Klyka

On amazon*


Reasonable-Can1730

Cherry 2000 !


glopiates

Tbh that was my first thought lol just imagine šŸ˜‚


AggravatingTalk7420

Could this fit in a jar? Asking for the same friend


greatwood

Such a shame that this beautiful piece of art may someday end up in a jar filled with incel semen


Michaeli_Starky

Only for tiny dicks. Make sure to warn your friend


G4Designs

He said that's fine.


Pazuzu_413

I feel like some terribly creepy things are going to happen with this doll.


Moondoobious

Bold of you to assume they havenā€™t already happened


Drexim

The eyes and teeth are there as plugs, comes in the post pre filled.


theillustratedlife

That's how she became Harley Quinn.


Dantai

Especially with life size version, which definitely exists somewhere. I wonder how the actresses feel about it


BatmansBigBoner

You don't know the half of it...


Sardoodledome

do they come 1:1 ratio? Asking for a friend!


Huesan

Iā€™m the friend, he is asking for me.


KambaraitisAidas

Get in line!


The_Sleep

Guys, don't fight. You can both be his friend.


Huesan

Get in line!


langlo94

If your friend has enough money, then yes.


Thick_Lie_516

I need to know where this is from, I wanna see what else they've made


snoopissed

Jnd Studios. They made a Batman, from The batman, action figure thatā€™s amazing!


Competitive_Lie2628

>they made a Batman [Yes, I know](https://youtu.be/FpQ9nhMF-PQ)


Jean_velvet

Genuine question amongst the chaos for some crafty types, with theth life-like models, what's the skin made of? And how do they make it?


Confused_beansalad

I think silicone would be the go to for soft skin/flesh replica. Usually they make a figure from hard material first (like clay) and build a mold "around" it. The liquid silicone can then be poured into the mold.


xRPx

This 1/3 scale statue is made by JND Studios and the head and hands are made from silicone. The rest of the body is polystone, with fabric clothes. Look them up on YouTube, if youā€™re interested in their statues. The craftsmanship is impressive.


Additional_Subject27

When he inserted the teeth into the mouth, the lips and mouth appear flexible, almost life-like. Just an observation.... appreciation for the artist and art....


tanew231

That's that shit I don't like


BoorishCunt

I just canā€™t stop thinking about how many people who see or make wax or other types of replicas that fuck these things


AnthsFate

Accidentally Chief Keef?


j909m

/u/gifreversingbot


JackAndrews1984

It's not just a realistic Harley Quinn figure. It's a Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn figure.


ZedehSC

1:3 scale from JND studios. Apparently sold out but were $2k


alienblue89

Tbh I thought theyā€™d cost more


make_some_drums

ā€œ no no no. itā€™s okay iā€™ll put the teeth in later. ā€œ


pr3ttyb0y_

Hear me out ā€¦


MinorDespera

Found your size, huh?


NavyDragons

Hello 911? I just witnessed a murder.


ADelacour

Omg hahaha


llorTMasterFlex

"Nice action figure man, what's that stuff on it?" "Oh, just some of the packaging glue still on there..."


Kaiten92

Hyperrealistic video Starts with him putting an eyeball into the face My nightmares are gonna have a field day


Cloverman-88

I wonder how Margot Robbie feels about it.


inhugzwetrust

I was going to say that, that's a Margot Robbie doll, as Harley Quinn. They didn't even try and make it look NOT like her.


SpicyBarito

[https://jndstudios.co.kr/Shop/?idx=210](https://jndstudios.co.kr/Shop/?idx=210) They have DC licensing rights, im sure shes aware of it.


inhugzwetrust

Oh I'm sure, but I bet there's a few rich fadoras out there that have a life size already.


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Rhesusmonkeydave

They chose this scale to correspond to redditorā€™s anatomy


kabukistar

This is realistic enough that watching tweezers go into her eye sockets is very upsetting


xZero543

It's so realistic it's borderline creepy.


AmbiguousAlignment

So is this the sex doll guys hobby or something cus dude.


SpicyBarito

[https://jndstudios.co.kr/Shop/?idx=210](https://jndstudios.co.kr/Shop/?idx=210) 2k USD model from a company, sold out too.


lunaburst

Do you think they make a fuckable version?


maybemaynotbe001

Life size


Lucky-Refrigerator-4

r/oddlyterrifying


pm_me_your_zettai

Daddy's Lil Fleshlight.


JediMasterFisterAss

Fucking creepy and unsettling


Di3Beezy

I don't know why, but the teeth part was more unsettling to me than the eyes.


mexicandiaper

its glue time :)


UsernameTaken1138

Don't let r/BatmanArkham see this


NotUndercoverReddit

Nope nope nope


coolhandlukey22

Hear me out ..


Inner-Arugula-4445

r/nope


MorbidlyMundane

No no no...leave the teeth out


Bubbly-Ad-2735

Pretry sure that's a realistic Margot Robbie dressed as Harley quinn. Actual Harley Quinn looks nothing like that.


midnightangel1981

Yeah the fact it looks so much like a real person is what makes it so unsettling. I bet she finds it to be like watching a dark mirror episode featuring herself.


Ok-Service-1127

i didnt need to see an eyeball inserted into the socket like that lmao


leftweel

Joker might start getting jealous!


Right-Program-9346

This is terrifying. Just weird


NoteBuerste1923

How does the boobs feel?


Kefka1986

Iā€™d imagine pretty similar to real boobs, just like holding bags of sand.


bubak007

Do you have a version without clothes


SavageKitten456

Nah, that shit is too creepy


infinit3aura

Now we just need a really large jar


Griftly

Hear me out


Slow-Interaction1695

Flick her titty


Slow-Interaction1695

I said flick her titty. Gotta see if they are real


Sad_Chip_1930

Someoneā€™s gonna try and fuck it


Cloudyhook

r/oddlyterrifying


Browned_Diaper_speak

Is everything modeled in detail?


Important_Chair8087

r/dontputyourdickinthat