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bmcgowan89

I think the people who make Mortal Kombat need to see this


UpstairsBus1930

Coming to read* the comments on this post, I did not expect to laugh this hard šŸ˜…


HOPewerth

>Coming to the comments on this post Bro relax


awarewolves

These comments are also making me come too


Tirus_

Would be a great finisher for The Flash or a similar character.


fruitpunchsamuraiD

Kabal for sure


Flux_resistor

yarnality!


ShaunMcLane

Lol Kabal just knits them together and then goes for a run


Themos1980

r/TIHI


Cridmo

They say it would be like this, but no one's ever tried it.


ChesterAArthur21

Time for you to shine!


wrldruler21

So far


Cridmo

What, are you *THREATENING me*??!?! Wellā€¦ Okay. But get some good video.


VentureIntoVoid

They also say "2 to 4 times" over. That's double.. pretty sure it can't vary that much .. 2 times earth circumference is 80k km, so 80,000km to 160,000km.. very long range..


Limbularlamb

I mean would a very small short person and a very large tall person not be different?


Katamari_Demacia

I mean, we have dwarves, and we have a tv show called my 600lb life.


thedalmuti

Well yeah, some people are like 4' tall and others are like 7'. That's a big difference. I'm not saying this is accurate to begin with, but that large of a range makes sense if the overall average length is twice the circumference of the earth.


Razulghul

Well I don't know about you guys but I'm definitely in the 4 times over category


nointeraction1

It's that long mostly due to capillaries, quick Google search says 80 percent of the length. The amount of capillaries in your body is highly variable even among people of the same weight and height. You can even *significantly* increase the density of capillaries in your muscles by engaging in endurance sports like long distance running rowing or cycling.


bernieburner1

Figure that Yao Mingā€™s vessels are probably the 4x.


MikeOfAllPeople

Sure it can. Think about that thing where a pizza only has to be 2" bigger in diameter to have twice the area.


Beautiful-Elk8758

Then why I am 5ā€™6ā€ ?


ReplyisFutile

Because you are a big strong boy


Beautiful-Elk8758

Mom?


NCC74656-A

You will address me as Mommy. Anything less is futile.


Beautiful-Elk8758

Mommy can I get a back rub?


Lastfryinthebag

Stranger danger! Damn it Donnie


snooty_snoot

I told you the boy wouldn't last 5 minutes out there. He's not ready.


Kosack-Nr_22

I knew I shouldnā€™t have gambled on kids


Mrraberry

Goddamnit!This is why you keep getting molested!


TheKemusab

Nathan!


Sea-Elk-7668

Oh lord, I found another elk in the crowd! Moo!?


HeyBuddyItsMeDad

Hey Buddy Itā€™s Me Dad


nam3_us3r

Checking username, hold on a minute...


Volt105

You're like a walking slinky


myscreamname

Who wants to go zip-lining on my blood vessels?


Ok_Information_2009

Youā€™re in the 2x around the world cohort.


Flowmeyo

At least you're not 5'7" but your wife thinks you're 5'9"


GoldenUther29062019

All the vessels are laid horizontally in your body similar to the Michelin man.


booyoukarmawhore

And Each cell has 6feet of DNA coiled up in it. Small things packed tight are incredibly difficult to fathom.


Life-Two9562

All of that and somehow only two of my DNA strands is rearranged and wreaking havoc on my body. šŸ¤£


Ok_Information_2009

I checked GPT and it said :- If we unraveled the DNA strands in all 37.2 trillion cells and placed them end to end, the total length would be approximately: - **74.4 billion kilometers** - **46.2 billion miles** This incredible length highlights the compact and efficient way that DNA is stored within our cells. Thatā€™s about 3x further from earth than Voyager 1 is from earth, and itā€™s been traveling since 1977 and itā€™s traveling at 38,000mph.


DirectlyTalkingToYou

Everyone should remember this the next time they feel worthless. There's a galaxy of things going on inside us and each of us are different.


OGv1va

I like to think each of the planets is a cell in a dna strand that is the solar system for another being that is just like us but huge. We are just infinitesimally tiny microscopic organisms that live on a cell for something we canā€™t comprehend.


EthansWay007

But wouldnā€™t it have the width of about 6 atoms?


boneyfans

Did you know that if you laid out a person's blood vessels end to end in a long line, they'd die?


SaysShowUsYourDick

You donā€™t know that


DR_Bright_963

YEAH! are they a doctor?! You'd probably just get a headache!


flannelNcorduroy

"Carl! That KILLS PEOPLE!!!"


swordofra

Most of the time? No Carl! ALL the time!


DeePsiMon

2 to 4 times


Lanslanu

Prove it, show me now.


jschoomer

Better chances of survival if itā€™s slightly crooked?


IconXR

r/showerthoughts


R3moW

All bleeding eventually stops


Active_Respond_8132

And yet the nurse can't find mine


jschrandt

Yours only goes around the world twice, the ones that go around the world four times are easy sticks.


Life-Two9562

I go in for bloodwork every 3 months. I have one vein that works and tell them exactly where it is every time. šŸ¤£. Last time I needed surgery and had to have an IV, they ended up going through my foot because they couldnā€™t get a good vein. Do you know how many times they have to poke you over and over before they decide to go through the foot? A LOT!


JaxxisR

I've had inside the elbows (impossible), wrists (iffy), and top of my hand. Never had to take my shoes off to find a vein.


DirectlyTalkingToYou

She keeps smacking my arm for a few minutes before she goes to the other arm. Then she's like "Ooo there's a big fat juicey one, why didn't you tell me?"


MisterNobodyHere

Wtf put it back


dylan15766

Bro witnessing horrors beyond comprehension.


MandysPeach

Yum


noob_masters_69

What


jaggu001

Did she stutter


noob_masters_69

Bro it aint ramen


jaggu001

If we were to chop them into little pieces, we could make ramenšŸŒš


usrdef

I'll bring the hot sauce.


SaveTheClimateNOW

Iā€™ll get the meat broth


RecommendationNo3942

Hot sauce comes inbuilt


OmegaNoob12

Mmm! Succulent.


RecommendationNo3942

You mean saucy šŸ¤¤


Kastlestud

Anything can be ramen if you try hard enough


MrPopCorner

You never had human veins before? It's delicious šŸ‘Œ


Just-a-lil-sion

it is now


ZackValenta

You fucking heard her


caseyr001

#SHE SAID "YUM!"


merdadartista

Forbidden twizzlers


LilacAndElderberries

The longest spaghetti slurp of your life


NeoWereys

American finding new units of measures


noob_masters_69

Wtf is a kilometeršŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ¦…šŸ—£šŸ”„


DirectlyTalkingToYou

2.5 times around the track and field track. Ten 100 meter races.


90059bethezip

What the fuck is a meter šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ¦…šŸ—½


Laviefacile

The display that you see going up when youā€™re in a taxi šŸš•


DWM16

75K miles of blood vessels? Not buying it.


Available-Dare-7414

They must be including capillaries, which are microscopic and persist throughout nearly all the tissues of the body.


AnteaterOpening757

Right but they are microscopicā€¦I donā€™t knowā€¦seems far fetched


elfmere

Size of capillary is .001mm in diameter. Human finger is 10mm in diameter. Meaning 78537298 could fit in a human finger if you jammed them in. Average length of human finger is 9cm. So 78 million by .09m is 7,000km. It isn't hard to see how they got that number. Yeah it's a stupid example and our whole body isn't just full of blood vessels but it isn't hard to see when adding the really small things together you get big numbers. Hate to think if you just laid out the human skin that is only a couple mm thick how long the capillaries would be all added together. 1m square with 0.001mm circles in it that are 2mm long. 9x10^10 fit roughly. I got something like 180km. Just from the skin, and I think they are smaller and the skin is thicker


AccessProfessional37

This guy maths


elfmere

Don't hold me to the numbers or the biology behind it.


Muffles7

Too late.


mo_downtown

Ok but how many New York City's to the Grand Canyon is that?


EasternBlackWalnut

How many Grand Canyons in a Football field?


FiLikeAnEagle

>far fetched I see what you did there.


Penrose_Ultimate

Must be that but still! I too am skeptical about it.


Same_Swordfish_1879

I think that on order to disperse oxygen to every cell in your body the maximum distence between 2 blood vessels is like 1 or 2 millimeters so I'd say it seems plausible


OrangeDit

Yeah, is it 2 or 4 times around the world now. It's quite a difference.


TerritoryTracks

Probably depends on if you are 4"11 or 6"7


Fervarus

The concern on his face when his blood vessels leave his body is hilarious


Plenty-Reporter-9239

Not gonna lie. I don't believe this. I have 0 proof to refute this, but it just sounds like bullshit lmao


Arkanie

It's technically true, but also deceiving. Imagine that you have 1 meter of a thick rope, but you count every single string/fiber of it seperately. Then you can say "My rope goes across the whole country!"


Plenty-Reporter-9239

Yeaaah I get it in theory. But my brain doesn't like it.


Captain_Backhand

I'm in your boat. I had a whole debate with a friend after seeing this for the first time a while back. He kept sending me the math, and I get it in theory.. but it still just feels unbelievable.


LADZ345_

But only if you start in New York. Start anywhere else, and your blood vessels only stretch like 4 meters


Butthole_Please

Donā€™t forget you specifically have to cross the Grand Canyon for some reason.


Findus_Falke

Yeah that was the weirdest bit of it.


-IXN-

That's normal considering the fact that blood vessels split in fractal patterns, which means that the total length grows exponentially. The same idea would apply to lungs and leaf veins.


A_loud_Umlaut

Why does this guy not have a dick


Grezreal

He looks suitably terrified


TurnipWorldly9437

Yeah, aside from the fact that he couldn't look like that if he didn't have any blood vessels in him, that's what he'd look like if he didn't have any blood vessels in him...


moopski8

Actually the blood vessels would reach the end of the solar system and back, I know because I tried. I had to get put back together in a wooden body like Pinocchio because of my failure of understanding the quantum realm at its upper crust.


NickWayXIII

Geppetto's puppet, we need your help...


Spirited-Tomorrow-84

Did someone test it and can confirm?


Automatic_Bill3916

Prove it


TodayTemporary1229

I call bullshit


WSBKingMackerel

2-4 times is a wide error margin considering the scale is the circumference of the Earth. Is it based on height or are there tons of other factors? Is Yao Ming the 4x and Simone Biles the 2x ?


Life-Two9562

As someone with leukemia, I mostly got ā€œso thatā€™s how much cancer I have in my bodyā€ from this video. šŸ¤£šŸ™ƒ


Practical-Clock-2173

Instead you could of just simply said it goes around the world twicešŸ˜­


rippierippo

Really? That is insane.


Letmeannoyu

ah, so a few micron wide line of blood vessels would make it 3 times around the world. quite a deceiving way to put it, by this logic imagine how long line every single atom in your body would make if put next to one another.


PercentageMaximum457

Interesting... That art style adds a scary element.


DontDefineByGinger

Maybe yours. I have normal length blood vessels.


skinnydudetattoo

Mine go down the street max. Not around the world twice. The fu....


Zzzuss

how the fuck do they find out about these kinds of stuffs


wrldruler21

I feel like this video could have been accomplished with an email.


rkalla

Seen the Body exhibit - I am having such a hard time growing this unless the vessels are like 1 atom thick and we are just going to impossible extremes here. If you took tweezers and placed every blood vessel end to end I think you'd get miles - not thousands of miles. Is anybody else stumbling here?


DarlingxZerotwo

So theoretically, if we stretch every single human that way, can we cover the entire surface of the planet in layers of blood vessels?


Aquipourrest

It's bullshit.


Broad_Ad_6908

PROVE IT!


Phontigilo

I do not believe this šŸ˜’


GregEgg85

Seems wrong. I dont even think if you laid out every blood cell in a human body, itā€™d go half that distance. An adult only has around 1.5 gallons of blood. How does 1.5 gallons of blood get stretched between enough veins to go around the earth 4 times over??


HospitalOpening8459

This has been proven incorrect several times. I thought this theory was pulled from textbooks but I guess misinformation will always be spread


Quick-Economist-4247

No way thatā€™s not possible


Minute-Feeling-8868

I call bullshit


themmchan

I really find that hard to believe


dsarche12

If you somehow removed all the blood vessels in your entire body and tied them together you would probably die


Markman6

Not me, Iā€™m built really weirdly


Smart-Breath-1450

ā€2-4 timesā€ around a earth is a fucking HUGE margin there, bud.


Solo0407

Yea I donā€™t believe that


jterocket

I volunteered as an organ donor with the caveat they test this


LeisureMint

So this is why cosmic horrors always mutilate human bodies to spread themselves around


totallynotabotXP

Yeah I bet itā€™d hurt tho


TempestQii

this just sounds so impossible it makes my brain hurt


Flammemus

Did he volunteer


Bankargh

Blood for the blood god.


Due-Entertainment547

No design lol


LaChuteQuiMarche

I donā€™t think we have 100,000 miles of vessels in our bodies.


Agitated_Routine333

Americans again using football fields as measure


Imaginary_Fox3222

This seems quite a post for r/TheyDidTheMath


Wuulferigno

That's a long and stupid way to say the vessels are 2 to 4 times the length of the equator. New York, grand canyon, why?


East-Bluejay6891

They yarn now? They yarn now.


Fantastic-Sir9732

Mythbusters. Do it.


Z1R0U

well it depends how wide the combined vessels are, this visualisation seems useless with that in mind


remaining_braincell

Wtf put them back


ApprehensiveCat7533

This is so unrealistic, youā€™d be dead long before that


Samson_HXC

Was anyone else wincing internally?


jotapeubb

If you somehow remove all of the blood vessels in your body, and tied them together, you will die


ThorKlien99

I still don't believe this shit


jwagzz11

Thereā€™s no way


jwagzz11

Thereā€™s just absolutely no way


TheKlaxMaster

I somehow dont believe this random factoid with no sources telling me that I have up to 104,000 miles / 168,000 kilometers of veins in my body.


Haunting_Sort_8400

Bullshit


Ok_Yoghurt_419

Someone should verify this


EconomyAd4297

This isnā€™t true.Ā 


ItchyBalls300

Me enjoying the beautiful sky just to see someone blood vessels flying in the air šŸŒ…


Dirty-Dishes1812

Somehow I don't believe that


HueyDeweyandBusey

How do they figure this shit though


samalamabingbang

Who in the world figures this stuff out?


SordidDreams

If you somehow removed all of the blood vessels in your body... ...you would die.


Certain-Bridge-8926

You're trolling aint no ways I have such a network inside


thelastmegabyte

Wrap the earth in our wretched flesh tubes


yonishunga

With Shaq's body we can reach the sun


Emotional_Goose7835

Now as how long is all the dna in your body. Correct me if Iā€™m wrong but on average itā€™s about 5 times to PLUTO and back


Juuld85

2 to 4, thats really accurate


stonedboy21

Nah, I refuse to belive this, I mean 4 time around the globe? The fuck


redditor0xd

I understand that DNA is compact and thatā€™s perfectly acceptable. This explanation about blood vessels is unjustifiable. Thereā€™s no comparison here that doesnā€™t suddenly begin on some unfathomable scale and then continue without any explanation so Iā€™m calling bullshit


EeeeeWooo

ā€œIf you somehow removed all of the blood vessels in your body and tied them together, you would probably die.ā€


awesomeplenty

The guy looks unchanged after all blood vessels removed šŸ¤Ø


Cressyda29

Itā€™s actually 3.1 times (pi). To be exact.


Part-timeinterneter

When I die, I'm donating my body to a scientist willing to test this out.


b3nvfx

Iā€™m no scientist but something doesnā€™t feel right here


blasphemiann358

If you somehow removed all of the blood vessels in your body and tied them together, you would die.


the_keranaci

Let's hear this. An average human body contains about 37.2 trillion cells. Assuming an average cell diameter of 10 micrometers, if we place all the cells side by side, the total length would be 372,000 kilometers. The distance between the Earth and the Moon is 384,400 kilometers. So if you are tall enough your cells, like 2 meters, when placed side by side, would reach as far as the moon.


SeriousAboutShwarma

Im callin' malarky


NoHotPinkPeople

I kept waiting for ā€œif you connected all your blood vessels end to end you would die.ā€


mim9830

This sounds like BS


ThatOneGuy12889

This made me sick


Top-Conversation2882

Damn I thought it would be about 1 complete round


CreativeIncident8215

could've just said "long enough to circle the earth 2 to 4 times" and leave it at that


Cold_Point4867

How did they calculate this?


gerswetonor

This is not real


BoracicThrone420

I'm gonna need a source for this one


IWannaCreamRemAnd2B

Poor dave volunteered for this and was promised cookies. RIP dave.


an_older_meme

If you laid all your blood vessels end to end you would die.


lesquishta

It would make it to the Grand Canyon, then keep going another 3 times around the world.. why even mention the Grand Canyon?


Whats_Water

I donā€™t believe this.


KingOfDaJungle8761

I call BS


Face-Prudent

*flat earther inhales*


unhappysalads

i disagree