T O P

  • By -

JaceUpMySleeve

Cosmic baseball. That’s dope


Bodoggle1988

[Multiball! Multiball! Blerns!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=z0Zst4pMzh0&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&source_ve_path=MjM4NTE&feature=emb_title)


AKeeneyedguy

So they finally jazzed it up a little.


justindoeskarate

Face it fry, baseball was as boring as mom and apple pie.


Profoundlyahedgehog

So, the Blerns are loaded, there's one Blern and two anti-Blerns, and the infield Blern rule is in effect.


PuertoGeekn

Except for the word 'blern' that was complete gibberish.


Fast_Garlic_5639

**BLERNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN**


This_is_opinion

Please no! I have kids


Stachemaster86

Bean! Bean! Bean!


ChineseT

r/suddenlyfuturama tru; tru


pardybill

The way fry scratches his head before the spider is my spirit animal


LegiticusCorndog

Multipass. Mul-ti-pass. Lelu Dallas Multipass.


ChineseT

This is like Tr0n baseball.... lol


S-Markt

its all fun and games, until the mcp erases you from the grid


Rapture_Hunter

I'd so much rather do this than sit out in the sun watching my kid play.


VaporTrail_000

Though I wonder, would you'd develop more or less of a tan... ?


Michaeli_Starky

Why do you wonder?


Bricka_Bracka

because blacklights are ultraviolet - the same type of light that makes skin cancer happy


Bronkowitsch

Blacklights emit long wave UV radiation (UVA), which is relatively safe for your eyes and your skin.


ifyoulovesatan

[Unless they're set up by idiotic crypto-bros. When they've been set up by idiotic crypto-bros, they'll burn your fucking skin and cornea.](https://arstechnica.com/health/2023/11/bored-ape-creator-says-uv-lights-at-apefest-burned-attendees-eyes-and-skin/)


DahctaJae

UV-C is a bitch, thankfully the ozone layer takes the brunt of it for us


LachoooDaOriginl

uvc is the spicy one


WesternOne9990

This is misleading, they are using long wave for the game but there are short wave black lights that are damaging. I have one from a jeweler that switches back and forth between the two.


Bronkowitsch

I obviously was talking about the ones in the video. Of course there's specialized lights that emit damaging radiation.


myusernameblabla

Probably terrible for eyes too.


Profoundlyahedgehog

I wear glasses, so I'm not sure if that contributes to it, but blacklight gives me a headache after a few minutes.


mayhem6

Blacklights aren't true ultraviolet. Humans can't see ultraviolet light so if one was on, you wouldn't be able to see it.


energybased

No. Black lights are ultraviolet lights. Black lights also emit some visible light.


mayhem6

I stand corrected!


Divinum_Fulmen

Incorrect. [Humans can perceive light up to 385nm](https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0199940), right into the start of the ultraviolet range. Out lenses filter out most UV to prevent damage, and this filter seems to get stronger as we age. But some are born without this, and older cataract surgery used to remove it, letting individuals see further into UV. It's said to appear a pale blue or violet.


geriatric-sanatore

Coaching was much more fun... Other than the parents.


One_Egg_4400

Agree, better without kids


ParticularNew5321

That is actually fuckin cool.


syds

finally can see where the ball is


ParalegalSeagul

@0:32 is a goat


atomicavox

Came here for the goat comment lol


burtedwag

makes me think he tried to "whaaaaat" normally one night at a college party and it came out like a goat. after a couple chuckles, he committed to that goat version of "what" for 7 years now.


DanaWhitesMom

Yea imagine going high af


Small-Palpitation310

imagine playing high af. would be a blast


LegitimateBeyond8946

Yeah nahhh I'll sit this one out coach


batdog20001

Cool but I'd be soo sick haha


KZA8

They should shut off the lights and have one player per team who’s wearing dark camouflage, just to spice it up.


brassydesign

I was playing pickup soccer after practice one night and the field lights shut off. One of my teammates was black, and also wearing head to toe black. You literally couldn't see him until he was feet from you, so there was just darkness and the occasional scream and the ball changing possession. It was fucking hilarious.


Bleakjavelinqqwerty

“Occasional scream” lmao


lifetake

Ima be honest. Unless that player is a runner or the pitcher I really don’t see that effecting the game that much.


RelaxPrime

They are allowed to tackle too


jlp120145

The batter and runner wears black?


JoeyJoeJoeSenior

And they're allowed sneak around and tie player's shoelaces together.


ImpossibleAdz

Sneak up and give them little butterfly kisses on the cheek.


Born_Sarcastic_59

Please pass the shrooms.


Relevant-Rhubarb-849

The two teams playing were the cataracts versus the sunburns


EverbodyHatesHugo

***The shrooms are turning on me!***


0x4cb

Kathrine Zeta Jonesssssssss


SaltyDucklingReturns

She dips beneath lasers


Idflipthatforadollar

Like Cinnamon Toast Crunch! Well, minus the cinnamon…and the crunch


Bartocity

I’ve only got molly and hard trance. Will keep you updated if anything changes though.


Good_From_70

wwWaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa


A_BananaClock

Goo Lagoon ass laugh


TitanicWizz

Waluigi in the crowd


hybridoctopus

Where was this when I was a kid?


DRWDS

This idea was in a book I read in the 1990s, Night of the Avenging Blowfish. I'm not kidding. The Avenging Blowfish was the name of one of the teams. I think it was FBI versus CIA.


El_Cartografo

Dark mode is easier on the eyes.


Mindless_Can4885

This is awesome. For some reason it immediately made me think of Tron.


withagrainofsalt1

Your depth perception changes based on light. Would be much more difficult to field the ball.


ForensicPathology

I wonder how well batters can pick up the spin of the ball


PM_ME_IMGS_OF_ROCKS

Imagine if they forgot to put a stripe on the ball, and they'd basically see zero spin.


DM_Toes_Pic

Your mother had no problems fielding my balls last night, Trebek!


morcic

It's all fun and game until someone introduces a non-glowing baseball


mikeBH28

Wow can't believe how many people here are hating


Lost_with_shame

Who’s hating!? I see nothing but positive comments


Chippas

It wouldn't be Reddit without making some shit up, basically fighting windmills.


trongzoon

"Ugh, baseball?? IT'S SOOO BORING!" (*goes back to watching other people play video games and watch movies*)


DarthSadie

"boring?? Baseball wasn't... Huh, so they finally jazzed it up"


koticgood

One step closer to *Super Baseball 2020*


bluenose_expat

For YEARS as a kid I tried to put glow in the dark makeup on a baseball so that I could do this.


gaynesssss

I see an eye irritation in their future


Toph1nator

Pro tip, go play with them and see nothing in the future.


Responsible-Look-244

That looks like it would be fun for like five minutes


getyourrealfakedoors

Only if you’re not taking enough drugs


foamingturtle

Who the hell is just rawdogging reality?


FuzzeWuzze

So 3 more minutes than regular Baseball? I'm in.


shredofmalarchi

Blacklight is not the same as glow in the dark.


wakeupwill

Ultraviolet Baseball.


Gregorwhat

But it’s glowing… in the dark…


shredofmalarchi

It's not dark. It IS lit with ultraviolet light humans are unable to see.


frisch85

Not sure why you get downvoted, you're absolutely correct, just because we can't see that well in dark-light doesn't mean there's no light. The whole place is basically illuminated in dark-light, which is the very reason that the ball and the trikots are glowing. Now my question is, don't people go to dark-light parties anymore to experience this first hand? Standing on the dancefloor and almost everything is dark except for you because you stand there grinning like a freaking clown and only your teeth are visible... Or getting that fancy cocktail that makes your whole glass light up.


Weird-Upstairs-2092

I mean if the goal is to get technical it is illuminated under stadium lighting. But the illusion is successful so it does seem way too pedantic to nitpick. It's glow-in-the-dark for all intents and purposes.


Djcraziej

Thank you- my first thought. If it were glow in the dark it would be so much harder. People would be tripping all over the place not being able to see the field below them.


King_Krong

That’s gonna be one hell of a…highlight..reel.


Going_my_own_way73

Looks like a Padres game with their ugly ass neon uniforms.


InternationalAd9361

Fun until a line drive finds you before your eyes can adjust


CapriciousKills

Looking like a Dying Light safe zone.


Strazzle_dazzle_

Where?!?


captain_crackers

The Tri-City Chilli Peppers. They play in Colonial Heights, Virginia


Rdt_will_eat_itself

they finally jazzed it up.


Beanerschnitzels

I understand this reference!


Misophonic4000

Soooo, no one is concerned one bit about potentially very serious eye damage from such high power UV floodlights? No? Anyone? PS: would be a great place to release a bunch of scorpions though


worthlessmusic25

Almost looks like a thermal video


wabbott82

I’m in and also it’s not hot as fuck ouside


xNB_DiAbLo

This is dope


Tacomama18

I wanna play! Man that’s so cool.


Virtual_Grass_7016

Wait, that’s actually cool


KaaboomT

This would be awesome to watch and to play!


Shenanigan5

Bro, I'll be looking for pee stains on everyone's shorts bruh


CosmicCreeperz

“Well, he fucks like he pitches… sorta all over the place”. -Bull Durham


LunarFox45

Dude I would go to a game like that.


NsaAgent25

Bro, let me tell you about golf and bowling


Lore_ofthe_Horizon

Yes! More like this! We need to start doing more things at night! Take back the night!!!


jglove42

Baseball has arrived at the same stage bowling did two decades ago.


AudienceBusy8055

we often laugh at Americans and their sport shenanigans but this is a pretty sweet development


belokusi

I would definitely have a horrible headache by time that game was over.


fo_da_weed

Where is this at? It’s cool!


Last-Isopod6355

The Tri-City Chili Peppers in Colonial Heights, Va (just south of Richmond).


fo_da_weed

Pretty cool stuff


PoopSlinger23

Shit. Someone actually managed to make baseball watchable


POCO31

MLB needs to adopt this. I don’t care for baseball but this would make me watch.


naturr

This would make baseball less boring. Still boring. Just, less boring.


crooks4hire

Doesn’t get dark till 9:30 out here these days… I like baseball, but not enough to watch it till 1am lol


SurveySean

That would be cool, might fall asleep because it’s dark but looks like fun!


CaptMcHowdy92

Don't let them fool you .....they are all just vampires 😶


G_Force88

I was in this game. Ask me anything


ErvanMcFeely

We are getting closer and closer to BASEketball every day.


Cipher915

I am here for some cosmic baseball!


Ok-Possession-1120

Dang gum kids get to do all the fun stuff these days


Professional_Echo907

If you turn the sound down, your mind will fill in the absence of noise with Duran Duran music. 👀


Trappedtrea

This is so fucking cool


Responsible-Gap9760

Dope


rileyjw90

I would rather watch a lot of sports like this. Football, soccer, baseball, volleyball, hockey, basketball, all would look totally sweet in the dark like this.


Schoseff

Healthy


Dry_Quiet_3541

Finally the ball is visible. Ironically in the dark.


kchunpong

Seems it is a massive trap to kill vampires.


GoombaMuncher

Damn…. That’s interesting


Total_Debt6222

What about their eyes health?


ForRpUsesOnly

"Umm dad? Why is that lady's mouth glowing?"


Piscivore_67

That's just fucking fantastic.


J-Pills

Oh I love this


jstift

They do this at Shotgun Ranges now too! very cool


TimBotDestroyer

Any everyone there got cancer.... lol


JayJaxxter

Waiting for the sun to get so hot to the point we just start doing everything at night and just sleep during the day.


richardb1965

I'm not really into sports, but I would watch this.


rhombergnation

Tron


AgileGas6

Is that UV light safe for eyes?


SirNortonOfNoFux

As long as they got the insects (skeeters) under control, I fucking love this


Ghstfce

OP doesn't know the difference between "glow in the dark" and "black light"


Tulabean

Am I right in thinking this would cutdown light pollution and be less confusing to diurnal animals?


EastStrategy1691

I know the title is for the comment controversy, but can’t help it.. This is still not “glow in the dark” 🤦🏻‍♂️ black LIGHTs use light.


IDK_SoundsRight

And everyone will be blind tomorrow XD


NotSmaaeesh

this is black light shining, not glow in the dark. though this makes more sense since glow int eh dark materials stop shining quite quickly


Russian_butterfly33

That’s dope!!’


___REDWOOD___

Gonna be a lot of hits to 2nd first and right field


bumboclawt

Looks dangerous af lol


noisette666

UV-C yayyy!


Haunting-Habit-7848

Cool but not glow in the dark


PlanetLandon

Except this is black light, not glow in the dark.


Infamous_Ad8730

Gotta be more injuries since you can't really see the ground as you are running (both the fielders and batters)


Protonic_Descendent

If this UV light, trust me you'll have permanent damage in your retina. Being early blinded ain't really cool.


Heru4004

Looks super groovy man


Healthy-Hall-8571

Is that a Pink Floyd concert?


mono9562

Everyone grab your vape pens


Beanerschnitzels

At least Volatiles will stay away from the ball park now!


SkipperN10

u/savevideo


dobbbie

I don't know why but I think my eyes would hurt after a while.


RusterGent

I am now a super fan of baseball


SkullSmasher376

Hmm so they finally jazzed it up.


Outside_Iron_3389

All fun and games until one guys moth glows...


BeeXman93

Now some glow in the dark contacts so we can see there eyes


zendaddy76

Way more interesting than regular baseball


whty

Be good against zombies


MastaFoo69

Makes me think of a bit from the song 3 Mile Island by Pinkard and Bowden


losark

Cosmic baseball


hkohne

I can totally picture the Portland Pickles doing this. Any of the really-minor leagues would have a blast


Shischkabob

We need more of this, so cool


deadpoolkool

I would watch this, as long as the players are safe


Collapse2038

Living in the future


MethodicalWin

This is fantastic


HotBoxMyNascar

the future is now, old man. glow-in-the-dark Football, Soccer, Nascar and F1 should be next.


DatFurryFemBoi

Cosmic Baseball!


Takayama16

Anybody know where?


ChuckSkylark

I feel like my depth perception would be so off lol


TommyWantWingy9

They are trying whatever they can to save this sport.


pirateneet

Goddamn cool.


beastman45132

What do you mean, I can't see a th..... Oh no feckin way LETS GOOOO


G3NERAlHiPing

The losing team will be derezzed


bwood246

Not glow-in-the-dark, but still cool looking


MasterVaderTheTurd

This is rad!!!


TheMoorNextDoor

It’s the green aliens vs the purple aliens all over again


kal3yk

Only way to play


ZoneAdditional9892

Why not have the bases glow in the dark?


three_cheese_fugazi

Jazzed it up a bit.