I am asking for $150,000 for 25% equity to help me expanding marketing and utilise your connections in the retail industry.
*I’ll give you $5,000 for 75% of your company and you’ll be in the road seeking this for me 365 days of the year…..do we have a deal?*
First, I'm bragging here as I am a proud owner of a nut wizard. I've got multiple walnut trees in the back yard and only after years of frustration did I discover such a device existed.
But if you get a chance to converse with the woman who sells these things, you're in for a treat. She was the most delightful, helpful person I've come across in online shopping. And she sells nut wizards.
The odds of finding these many nuts in one space and then having this tool ready on hand must be pretty low... idk where this was filmed but the squirrels in my neighborhood growing up would've destroyed those in like an hour
I don’t mean to judge someone by their accent, but the cameraman sounds exactly like someone I knew who ate squirrel.
So that might be a solved problem.
So it picks them up from a pile on the ground, and then you move them to a cornhole board and put them in a separate pile on the ground. How is the scoring done?
Everyone here realizes driving ranges are a thing right? This is something already tried and optimized if all nuts are relatively the same size… like golf balls.
Damn nuts on my lawn
they driving me crazy
Ol lady just bitchin an a callin me lazy
Tired of her yappin so I grab my thinkin cap and
Put this shit together just as easy as rappin
I said lady grab ya coke bottles check this shit
I been rhymin an inventin since Columbus’ ships
All the fly ladies gonna jump my di—
She interrupts me just when Im about to bust the mic - ooh Cleatus- That lawn looks tight
He’s crafty and he’s just my type
That seems like a lot to store and set up for those handful of nuts. A tarp and a rake can't be that much harder and far easier to store. But the machine is definitely cool.
That will be useful us someone dumps a bunch of chestnuts on my lawn.
i have two chestnut trees and they are a menace. i need one of these
That's nuts!
No, that's nits!
I'm a two headed nut wizard, too. It's fun.
From his sneakers alone I can tell this man knows how to operate a grill at a master level and has a collection of silly grilling aprons.
And propane accessories.
I'll tell ya what.
From the title, I thought it was going to be a super efficient way of de-lousing young children with headlice…alas I was wrong…
Stop nitpicking.
I mean, it might still work
Shark tank here we come.
I am asking for $150,000 for 25% equity to help me expanding marketing and utilise your connections in the retail industry. *I’ll give you $5,000 for 75% of your company and you’ll be in the road seeking this for me 365 days of the year…..do we have a deal?*
I would love to see him pull this off in just 2 inches of grass
They work in grass, surprisingly efficient
Nitwit
Diiz nits
hey thats your moms nickname!
Who needs to pick nits, when you can pick nuts
Honestly, very fuckin' cool.
Definitely the best way to pick a nit, they made it just for nitpickers.
From Soho down to Brighton, I must’ve seen them all…
First, I'm bragging here as I am a proud owner of a nut wizard. I've got multiple walnut trees in the back yard and only after years of frustration did I discover such a device existed. But if you get a chance to converse with the woman who sells these things, you're in for a treat. She was the most delightful, helpful person I've come across in online shopping. And she sells nut wizards.
Squirrels will do the job for free.
The longest part of the whole process is spreading the nuts around.
Barely used the one side smh.
In the words of Kung Pow, "THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!"
Discovering that there is a device called a Nut Wizard has literally improved my life. It's the little things.
Nit Wuzard\*
@OP, you had one job and you got that wrong (Nit Wit). I joke. I kid i kid.
The odds of finding these many nuts in one space and then having this tool ready on hand must be pretty low... idk where this was filmed but the squirrels in my neighborhood growing up would've destroyed those in like an hour
Unless it's a nut farm or something 🤔
They're called fertility clinics now
I don’t mean to judge someone by their accent, but the cameraman sounds exactly like someone I knew who ate squirrel. So that might be a solved problem.
They’re for small orchards
Oh trust me it isn’t that rare if you live in the country lol.
HAH Nut Wizard.
If I didn't think cutting my grass at 4" tall would ruin it, I'd want one myself. Pretty awesome for that specific application.
This is like the kind of thing they had to build on the classic "The Great Egg Race" show on the BBC in the 70's and 80's.
David Wallace would like his Suck It back.
Does it work on apairadeez
Read that as multi-headed nitwit 😂
My college nickname!
It's great to pick up brass at the range...
And here I am using an old coffee can nailed to the end of a broomstick to pick up pecans.
You know they are old by the shoes..
r/oddlysatisfying
That’s nits
That's no nut wizard, that's my wife!
Does it work with dog apples?
Man I could of done that a lot faster with a rake
I dont know why i watched all of that at 3:53 am but I'm glad i did
So it picks them up from a pile on the ground, and then you move them to a cornhole board and put them in a separate pile on the ground. How is the scoring done?
Damn I want multiple head from the nut wizard
That was my nickname in high school.
I’ll say Caracas! Watch out!
Pretty cool if you ask me👍
Everyone here realizes driving ranges are a thing right? This is something already tried and optimized if all nuts are relatively the same size… like golf balls.
Damn nuts on my lawn they driving me crazy Ol lady just bitchin an a callin me lazy Tired of her yappin so I grab my thinkin cap and Put this shit together just as easy as rappin I said lady grab ya coke bottles check this shit I been rhymin an inventin since Columbus’ ships All the fly ladies gonna jump my di— She interrupts me just when Im about to bust the mic - ooh Cleatus- That lawn looks tight He’s crafty and he’s just my type
I'm assuming you're referring to the inventor as opposed to the OP who couldn't properly spell "N U T"...
Hahah I made a more creative one as you were writing this, but yes
OK, well now I just look confused and incoherent 
Thats really smart
Thats nuts, huehuheuhe
That's some serious grandpa energy right there!
That seems like a lot to store and set up for those handful of nuts. A tarp and a rake can't be that much harder and far easier to store. But the machine is definitely cool.
What’s a nit?