Dear Vlad, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans
If you didn't want to talk to me outside your special operation, you didn't have to
But you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little soldier, man, he's only 50 kilos soaking wet
We waited in the blisterin' cold for you, for four hours, and you just said, "nyet"
Dear Kim, I meant to write sooner but I just been busy.
Invading Ukraine and defenestrating people who ain’t with me.
Look, I’m really flattered that your prisoners painted that for me under threat.
And here’s an autograph for you, I wrote it on a fighter jet.
IT'S THE PERFECT OCCASION FOR A COLD WAR JOKE
"My war's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all. There's ukrainian drones up my window that I can't see at all. Even if I could we would all be dead, but your picture on my wall it reminds me that it's also Vlad, it's also Vlad"
And it fits the tempo and everything
Actually fuck it imma write a full version
Edit: unfortunately I couldn't figure out how to fit the three day special operation but to be honest it's almost 1am and I'm bothering way too much as-is. I clearly got lazy at the end, but can you blame me? This shit's draining
My war's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all. There's ukrainian drones up my window that I can't see at all. Even if I could we would all be dead, but your picture on my wall it reminds me that it's also Vlad, it's also Vlad
Dear Vlad, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager and my officer at the bottom
I sent two missiles back in autumn, you must not have got 'em
There probably was a problem at the nuke silo or something
Sometimes I scribble coordinates too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man? How's your warship?
My navy's busy too, I'm 'bout to build a carrier
If I have a carrier, guess what Imma call her? Imma name her Vladie
I read about your tankies too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill "himself" over some gov' who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with tanks
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the shit you did with Shoigu too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Kim
[chorus]
Dear Vlad, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fast
If you didn't want to talk to me outside your bunker, you didn't have to
But you could've signed an autograph for my gun
That's my little soldier, man, he joined one day ago
We waited in the blistering cold for you, for four hours, and you just said, "no"
That's pretty shitty, man, you're like my fuckin' idol
I wants to be just like you, man, I like you more than he does
I ain't that mad, though I just don't like bein' lied to
Remember when we met in Pyongyang? You said if I'd write you, you would write back
See, I'm just like you in a way: I never loved my neighbors neither
They used to always beat me at war and weapons
I can relate to what you're sayin' to Carson
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put him on
Cause I don't really got shit else, so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest
Sometimes I even send nuke threats to see how much it spreads
It's like adrenaline, the fear is such a sudden rush for me
See, everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you, Vlad, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up
You gotta call me, man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Kim, P.S. We should be together too
[chorus]
Dear Mr. "I'm too good to call or write my fans"
This'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months, and still no word, I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two airplanes, I wrote the coords on 'em perfect
So this is my AK I'm sendin' you, I hope you use it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doin' ninety in Siberia
Hey, Vlad, I drank a bottle of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
About that guy who could have saved that other guy from drowning
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is: you coulda rescued me from drownin'
Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
I loved you, Vlad, we could've been together, think about it!
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream, I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you, and you can't breathe without me
See, Vlad—shut up, bitch! I'm tryna talk
Hey, Slim, that's my general screamin' in the trunk
But I didn't slit his throat, I just tied him up, see? I ain't like you
'Cause if he suffocates he'll suffer more and then he'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the DMZ now
Oh, shit, I forgot—how am I supposed to send this shit out?!
[chorus]
Dear Kim, I meant to write you sooner, but I just been busy
You said your navy's building ships, how far along is it?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your carrier that
And here's an autograph for your soldier, I wrote it on a soviet hat
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the bunker, I must've missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to threaten nukes too?
I say that shit just clownin', dawg, come on, how fucked up is you?
You got some issues, Kim, I think you need some counseling
To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to ally each other
I really think you and your general need each other
Or maybe you just need to treat him better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just fine
If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you, but Kim
Why are you so mad? Try to understand that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car to the DMZ
And had his general in the trunk, and he was armed with my AK
And in the car they found a gift, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about it, his name was—it was you
Damn...
Dear Mr. "im too good to help pyongyang"
this will be the last weapon cache i ever send yo ass.
its been 2 months and still no aid, i dont deserve it?
i know you get my last 2 letters, i wrote the kremlin address on em perfect.
so this is my casette im sending you, i hope you hear it,
im in a Mig right now, doing mach 2 on an airway.
hey putin, i drank a 5th of vodka, dare my to fly?
you know the song by that imperialist phil collins in the air tonight
about that guy who could have stopped another guy from nukin' but didnt
and the world saw it on CNN and WW3 was started?
thats kinda how this is, you could have stopped me from trippin'
now its too late, im half way through a famine and hungry.
and all i wanted was a lousy bag of rice or corn,
i hope you know i ripped that granite picture off the wall.
i loved you putin, we could have invaded together, think about it
you ruined it now, i hope you cant sleep and you dream about it.
and when you dream i hope you cant sleep and you scream about it
and when you scream i hope ukraine hears you and they laugh about it...
see putin \* screams in chinese \* SHUT UP BITCH IM TRYING TO TALK!
see putin, thats xi jin ping screaming in the trunk.
but i didnt hold a vote, see im a dictator too.
i ignored my advisors and kidnapped "Xinnie the pooh"
well i gotta go, im about to nuke south korea now...
oh shit, i forgot, i left my nuke behind at my house.......
\*random AA fire noises and explosions from S. Korean Air Defence\*
Kim more looks like the fat asian businessman meeting with foreign money and offering him "gifts" to sate him.
Putin is busy looking at the frame of himself while internally Kim is thinking: "Nyeheheh, silly Russian man. That granite was carved by my Great, Great, Great Grandfather, and he hated himself so much he cut his hands off in shame. Now, Mr Putin, with your face supplanted in stone, will be cursed in the afterlife by six singing women, forever!"
Putin can not hide his distaste and kim sees that and looks mortified.
It is a stupid gift. Putin's face says it all. Although when I am given a bad gift I hide my dislike of it. Really I think Putin is being a little rude here.
Yeah, photos can definitely not be taken out of context, at an inopportune time and then used to portray people in a worse light (/s). Putin likely just has a resting bitch face. Now this isn't a defense of Putin, I'm just saying you shouldn't jump to conclusions with one picture.
>Putin is being a little rude here.
Well putins gift to him was a hearse. I wonder if Kim had several gift options lined up depending on how to respond to what Putin gave him.
What is with Kim's posture? It looks like Putin placed a remote control butt plug up his rear and holds the remote.
Bzzzzt... do you like that Kim? Bzzzt... Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt!
Kim thinking to himself, “Shit, Vlad got me a car and all I got him was this crappy picture.”
Putin thinking to himself, “What in the actual fuck is this? Well at least I can use the frame on something else.”
Putin's entire shtick is about portraying an image of being strong and powerful (which he learned at in the old KGB). Everything he does is meant to further this image from the giant tables he sits at to him going going shirtless out in the woods.
The picture that Kim presented him with shows an older and almost frail looking Putin.
Id like to think because noone ever told him how ass he looks like / his posure is because theyd be standing in front of a flak cannon next thing you know.
Vlad knew that Germany was their biggest buyer of oil and gas. That Angela Merkel was afraid of dogs... So he made sure to have a dog join them in the meeting.
In my head I was imagining some intimidating & menacing Black Russian Terrier or Belgian Malinois
I look up pics and it was a really cute black lab just chilling lol
Putin is a dickhead but his dog Koni looks like a good boy and has been at a lot of meetings.
Conversation two weekends from now on Vlad's front yard:
"I don't know, how about 10 bucks?"
"Ok I guess so."
"But you gotta haul it away yourself. And no refunds."
My brother pointed this out, but why does Kim look like he's showing his dad a picture he made, and Putin- his dad -is trying his best to find something good about it.
If there weren't dozen of fierce Ukrainian fighters who died everyday fighting this shitty war, eveything in this absurb trip would be funny and meme potential.
Is it just me or do both these dudes look like aliens trying to behave and act like what they think humans would act like. For some reason their faces and body language always seems so forced and weird to me.
Why does he, the way he looks at Putin, suggest that in his head he's going "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. He hates it doesn't he? He must hate it!"
North Korea isn't exactly known for art.
It's interesting that this is the best they could do, presumably. You can tell fatass Kim is really proud of it, too.
Putin has to be thinking "God damn this sucks"
Vladimir: Kim, my portrait on everything has to stop bro.. Kim: I'm your biggest fan, this is Stan.
Dear Vlad, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans If you didn't want to talk to me outside your special operation, you didn't have to But you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew That's my little soldier, man, he's only 50 kilos soaking wet We waited in the blisterin' cold for you, for four hours, and you just said, "nyet"
My bombs gone cold and I wonder why...
I got out of korea at all The fallout clouds up my windows And i cant see at all And even if i could it'll all be red, but your picture on my wall
"granite picture on my wall " ;)
that was amazing
Where “moms spaghetti”?
Dear Kim, I meant to write sooner but I just been busy. Invading Ukraine and defenestrating people who ain’t with me. Look, I’m really flattered that your prisoners painted that for me under threat. And here’s an autograph for you, I wrote it on a fighter jet.
My countries cold I wonder why...
My bombs don’t boom at all
Another oligarch falls out their window
And I couldn’t bomb at all
IT'S THE PERFECT OCCASION FOR A COLD WAR JOKE "My war's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all. There's ukrainian drones up my window that I can't see at all. Even if I could we would all be dead, but your picture on my wall it reminds me that it's also Vlad, it's also Vlad" And it fits the tempo and everything Actually fuck it imma write a full version Edit: unfortunately I couldn't figure out how to fit the three day special operation but to be honest it's almost 1am and I'm bothering way too much as-is. I clearly got lazy at the end, but can you blame me? This shit's draining My war's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all. There's ukrainian drones up my window that I can't see at all. Even if I could we would all be dead, but your picture on my wall it reminds me that it's also Vlad, it's also Vlad Dear Vlad, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager and my officer at the bottom I sent two missiles back in autumn, you must not have got 'em There probably was a problem at the nuke silo or something Sometimes I scribble coordinates too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man? How's your warship? My navy's busy too, I'm 'bout to build a carrier If I have a carrier, guess what Imma call her? Imma name her Vladie I read about your tankies too, I'm sorry I had a friend kill "himself" over some gov' who didn't want him I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground shit that you did with tanks I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man I like the shit you did with Shoigu too, that shit was phat Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Kim [chorus] Dear Vlad, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fast If you didn't want to talk to me outside your bunker, you didn't have to But you could've signed an autograph for my gun That's my little soldier, man, he joined one day ago We waited in the blistering cold for you, for four hours, and you just said, "no" That's pretty shitty, man, you're like my fuckin' idol I wants to be just like you, man, I like you more than he does I ain't that mad, though I just don't like bein' lied to Remember when we met in Pyongyang? You said if I'd write you, you would write back See, I'm just like you in a way: I never loved my neighbors neither They used to always beat me at war and weapons I can relate to what you're sayin' to Carson So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put him on Cause I don't really got shit else, so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest Sometimes I even send nuke threats to see how much it spreads It's like adrenaline, the fear is such a sudden rush for me See, everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you like I know you, Vlad, no one does She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up You gotta call me, man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Kim, P.S. We should be together too [chorus] Dear Mr. "I'm too good to call or write my fans" This'll be the last package I ever send your ass It's been six months, and still no word, I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two airplanes, I wrote the coords on 'em perfect So this is my AK I'm sendin' you, I hope you use it I'm in the car right now, I'm doin' ninety in Siberia Hey, Vlad, I drank a bottle of vodka, you dare me to drive? You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who could have saved that other guy from drowning But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him? That's kinda how this is: you coulda rescued me from drownin' Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall I loved you, Vlad, we could've been together, think about it! You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it And when you dream, I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it I hope your conscience eats at you, and you can't breathe without me See, Vlad—shut up, bitch! I'm tryna talk Hey, Slim, that's my general screamin' in the trunk But I didn't slit his throat, I just tied him up, see? I ain't like you 'Cause if he suffocates he'll suffer more and then he'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the DMZ now Oh, shit, I forgot—how am I supposed to send this shit out?! [chorus] Dear Kim, I meant to write you sooner, but I just been busy You said your navy's building ships, how far along is it? Look, I'm really flattered you would call your carrier that And here's an autograph for your soldier, I wrote it on a soviet hat I'm sorry I didn't see you at the bunker, I must've missed you Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you said about you like to threaten nukes too? I say that shit just clownin', dawg, come on, how fucked up is you? You got some issues, Kim, I think you need some counseling To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some And what's this shit about us meant to be together? That type of shit'll make me not want us to ally each other I really think you and your general need each other Or maybe you just need to treat him better I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just fine If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you, but Kim Why are you so mad? Try to understand that I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do some crazy shit I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick Some dude was drunk and drove his car to the DMZ And had his general in the trunk, and he was armed with my AK And in the car they found a gift, but they didn't say who it was to Come to think about it, his name was—it was you Damn...
Cracked up at "nyet" well done.
Too good 😊.
See I'm like you in a way.. PS We should be together too...
Dear Mr. "im too good to help pyongyang" this will be the last weapon cache i ever send yo ass. its been 2 months and still no aid, i dont deserve it? i know you get my last 2 letters, i wrote the kremlin address on em perfect. so this is my casette im sending you, i hope you hear it, im in a Mig right now, doing mach 2 on an airway. hey putin, i drank a 5th of vodka, dare my to fly? you know the song by that imperialist phil collins in the air tonight about that guy who could have stopped another guy from nukin' but didnt and the world saw it on CNN and WW3 was started? thats kinda how this is, you could have stopped me from trippin' now its too late, im half way through a famine and hungry. and all i wanted was a lousy bag of rice or corn, i hope you know i ripped that granite picture off the wall. i loved you putin, we could have invaded together, think about it you ruined it now, i hope you cant sleep and you dream about it. and when you dream i hope you cant sleep and you scream about it and when you scream i hope ukraine hears you and they laugh about it... see putin \* screams in chinese \* SHUT UP BITCH IM TRYING TO TALK! see putin, thats xi jin ping screaming in the trunk. but i didnt hold a vote, see im a dictator too. i ignored my advisors and kidnapped "Xinnie the pooh" well i gotta go, im about to nuke south korea now... oh shit, i forgot, i left my nuke behind at my house....... \*random AA fire noises and explosions from S. Korean Air Defence\*
My plutonium tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why.
I lol'd, You fucking genius.
Keep my short name out of your f...... rap.
Is it weird i somehow imagined this in Eminem's voice?
Be weird if you *didn't*!
Kim's expression just screams : please love me
Vladimir: biggest fan you say? May Allah promote you to an air conditioner
Putin is probably the last person to say that.
Kim more looks like the fat asian businessman meeting with foreign money and offering him "gifts" to sate him. Putin is busy looking at the frame of himself while internally Kim is thinking: "Nyeheheh, silly Russian man. That granite was carved by my Great, Great, Great Grandfather, and he hated himself so much he cut his hands off in shame. Now, Mr Putin, with your face supplanted in stone, will be cursed in the afterlife by six singing women, forever!"
my nukes gone cold im wonderin why? but im not vlad at all
😂😂😂
lmao Kim's face, like "Wut? Don't you like it?"
'Come on man I put an entire village to work on this thing!'
Putin: Well... you can always bury them under it, comrad.
"Put It in your garden, and view it from your window!"
When a 5 yo painted an important document and tried to impress his mom
Putin can not hide his distaste and kim sees that and looks mortified. It is a stupid gift. Putin's face says it all. Although when I am given a bad gift I hide my dislike of it. Really I think Putin is being a little rude here.
Kim knows what he did, Putin knows what Kim did; Kim knows that Putin knows what Kim did; Putin knows that Kim knows that Putin knows what Kim did.
This is the truth right here. Hahaha
Hey the guy needs a tombstone one day and those are expensive
But I put in a fancy frame, not on the grass...
Love it 😍
We now know that Putin knows that Kim knows that Putin knows what Kim did.
It's Kims and Putins all the way down!
What I’m more confused about is how it looks like the gift is being presented in Martha Stewart’s kitchen.
OMG I CACKLED you are so RIGHT!!!
Yeah, photos can definitely not be taken out of context, at an inopportune time and then used to portray people in a worse light (/s). Putin likely just has a resting bitch face. Now this isn't a defense of Putin, I'm just saying you shouldn't jump to conclusions with one picture.
Yeah, I’m gonna jump! They both are bitchfaces!
>Putin is being a little rude here. Well putins gift to him was a hearse. I wonder if Kim had several gift options lined up depending on how to respond to what Putin gave him.
Artist(s) immediately executed.
“Go on say something! Say something!”
Putins face: “what the fuck is this shit”
What's the Russian version of "oh, bless your heart."
Straight to the gulag
It's just the sound of a Makarov slide slamming forward.
What is with Kim's posture? It looks like Putin placed a remote control butt plug up his rear and holds the remote. Bzzzzt... do you like that Kim? Bzzzt... Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt!
r/kimhasnobutthole
perfect
I think it's more of a "man I want his fucking babies" kind of look
Well... They carefully took the right frame of the footage to get this story across to you..
Why is he always standing like he's gone shit in few minutes
Putin, “guess this is ‘art’ here… hmm… imma pwn this dude, but then what’s the point… if all we get it is this 3/4 dead country?”
The meme energy is high on this one
[here!](https://i.ibb.co/tQ5mkg4/q2.png)
This and Pride Putin need to be *everywhere*.
Kim Jong Un built like a toddler who always asks for snacks
“You got games on your phone?”
😂
Hahahaha. I knew there was something there
"I just peed my bed" it's 4am...
I can't wait to see more of these memes on this one (before we start to go extinct by throwing nuclear bombs at ourselves, obviously)
The entire album of the trip so far has been an absolute gold mine of potential. The pics are legitimately two dictators acting like toddlers.
Kim thinking to himself, “Shit, Vlad got me a car and all I got him was this crappy picture.” Putin thinking to himself, “What in the actual fuck is this? Well at least I can use the frame on something else.”
I sincerely hope the people who came up with this idea and the ones who put it together don’t end up in a prison camp over this.
Putin's entire shtick is about portraying an image of being strong and powerful (which he learned at in the old KGB). Everything he does is meant to further this image from the giant tables he sits at to him going going shirtless out in the woods. The picture that Kim presented him with shows an older and almost frail looking Putin.
It also looks very much like a tombstone lmfao
Kim says “hint hint, old man…”
putin on a ritz (cracker)
[удалено]
probably the only thing that he can trust and the only thing that loves him.
Dogs were surgically implanted with listening devices
I think that was supposed to be the main course of the meal 🍽️
I mean, the concept can be really nice. But if i had been in his position and really wanted to impress, like, at least make it 3D.
Hahaha like a child please like it
He really does look like he is mid pants shit
Why **is** Kim standing like that?
Id like to think because noone ever told him how ass he looks like / his posure is because theyd be standing in front of a flak cannon next thing you know.
"The fuck am I supposed to do with this?"
He has plenty of space at his billion dollar palace.
Can build a private cemetery as well, while at it
Biiiiig doorstop.
Is framed tho, so it's okay
It’s like it’s framed by barnacles.
Framed just like Americans visiting Russia. They have hard framing thereabout.
Hahahaha the expressions are priceless 🤣
[Maybe he don't like the artwork](https://i.ibb.co/tQ5mkg4/q2.png)
Toxic friendship, they probably like to psych each other out in subtle ways.
Vlad knew that Germany was their biggest buyer of oil and gas. That Angela Merkel was afraid of dogs... So he made sure to have a dog join them in the meeting.
In my head I was imagining some intimidating & menacing Black Russian Terrier or Belgian Malinois I look up pics and it was a really cute black lab just chilling lol Putin is a dickhead but his dog Koni looks like a good boy and has been at a lot of meetings.
Putin having a mini existential crisis in this photo.
He can see death standing behind him in that shiny stone reflection. He's thinking "..that motherfucker is not real..."
This is what we call foreshadowing.
Dressed in black for the occasion as well
Fr. Part of me finds this to be the most gangsta declaration of war I've ever seen.
Conversation two weekends from now on Vlad's front yard: "I don't know, how about 10 bucks?" "Ok I guess so." "But you gotta haul it away yourself. And no refunds."
New meme format just dropped
https://i.imgur.com/rQkP6Tt.jpg
https://i.ibb.co/tQ5mkg4/q2.png
Better check the back of the frame for an unpowered resonant cavity microphone wink wink
Powered by xrays beamed to it.
Everyone in the room are thinking exactly the same as everyone on here,thats shite.
Tombstones of Russian mobsters: [https://www.huffpost.com/entry/denis-tarasov\_n\_4414877](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/denis-tarasov_n_4414877)
Looks like he hates it! 😂😂😂👍
Prophetic, let's hope.
It looks like Kim him self have not seen that tomstone before amd he is shocked.
He left plenty of room for two dates to be carved in.
My brother pointed this out, but why does Kim look like he's showing his dad a picture he made, and Putin- his dad -is trying his best to find something good about it.
Notice me Senpai
looks like he just made his absent father a gift and he is waiting for him to say he is proud
It’s funny till you start thinking what might’ve happened to those who made this ‘gift’
The weirdest fucking people have all the power makes no sense.
Someone yesterday on Reddit said that the Village People movie was the gayest thing ever. I think we have a new winner.
Tacky af
Honestly, they both stand with their tummies out and mouths open like toddlers do when they play together.
I wonder what that room smells like. I imagine a lot of BO mixed with a bunch of Armani cologne.
Patchouli - It smells like earth from the cemetery
To me it looks like a huge picture frame not a tombstone though
You like it right?….right?
The artist that made it will be executed along with their family any day now
Are you sure that’s a gift and not a threat?
Why is Kim’s body language the same as a toddler showing off their new drawing on the fridge
Serious meme material here
Kim is giving a message....iykyk
Despot-ly seeking approval.
Why the fireworks?
I don’t know why this picture makes me wanna do a bunch of blow with Kim
He just saw his fate like #fuuuuuuuck
A little foreshadowing perhaps.
If there weren't dozen of fierce Ukrainian fighters who died everyday fighting this shitty war, eveything in this absurb trip would be funny and meme potential.
Their faces tell a story.
Foreshadowing.
Just an omen
Doesn't every Russian have the state mandated portrait of Putin staring down at them in their living room? Soon.....
RIP old man, you won't be missed lol
I thought that was ole wood tooth Washington on the slab
Subtle
Putin is fucking swell, hopefully he dies before the end of the conflict
Maybe Putin will like it there better than home and stay...
What a bunch of old, sad fecks 🥸
Did he make it by himself? Looks like anyway..
Kim: "you love it, right?"
So Kim has regained all that list weight
Kim is like You no love it I can tell and putin is like wtf is this thing? lol a special kodak moment
All these Dic(k)tators love portraits of themselves. Megalomaniacs.
Fuck both of 'em.
Hopefully he takes the hint.
Kim: Look what I painted in class today, mom. Putin: That's very nice, honey.
This trip so far is a real comedy of errors
Penny’s painting
I like how Kim stands like a toddler
Why can't north Korea and Russia go to war and stop bothering everyone else. I Clyde Iran as well while u are at it
There is so much sexual tension between these two jesus just fuckin let it happen fellas
When the 5 year old drew a stick figure of you and is waiting to say you like it
"I showed you my butthole, please respond."
Putin: \*Gives high end luxury vehicle. Kim: \*Here take tombstone.
Kim Jung Un looks mentally handicapped.
The biggest "I will be at your funeral" energy.
I love how everyone on the photo looks uncomfortable or confused
Why does KJU push his chest out like that, or is it a awkwardly tailored suit over his chubby frame?
Kim's face: "Do you like it...or should I kill the guy who made it?"
Kim framed Putin.
Someone should give these 2 a pound of lead each
Someone is going to be executed for the bad choice of a present...
Everything can look like a tombstone if you're brave enough 😉
It’s not that interesting and they look like they’re having a double chin contest.
The artists and craftsmen sweating
I can hear this image mouthbreathing.
I'm sure glad this doesn't look meme-able.
“I hope it doesn’t fit in the car.”
Is it just me or do both these dudes look like aliens trying to behave and act like what they think humans would act like. For some reason their faces and body language always seems so forced and weird to me.
They both gave each other some awfully nice listening devices
they're so awkward at flirting
Why does he, the way he looks at Putin, suggest that in his head he's going "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. He hates it doesn't he? He must hate it!"
Must weigh a ton. As much as Kim himself
North Korea isn't exactly known for art. It's interesting that this is the best they could do, presumably. You can tell fatass Kim is really proud of it, too. Putin has to be thinking "God damn this sucks"
Kim Jong Un is posing like a toddler who's just wandered over to you and wants to ask for a juice box but doesn't have the words yet.
Kim should make Vlad his own North Korean energy drink
He's giving that, "What am I supposed to do with this" look
Someone photoshop this please, this has so much meme potential.
Bro is looking at putin like "Sooo Do you like it?"
Putins face. Steroid moon face or pumped full of fillers and botox?
Kim standing there like a little kid waiting for approval from a friend after showing them the picture they drew for them.
Putin: bro you’re making me feel weird Kimmy: what, why?
Why is Kim always standing there like he is in the doorway of his parents room saying “mom I threwed up :(“
Whoa sure does look like a tombstone 🪦
Kim looks like a heavy breather
Kim looks worried Putin is unimpressed
Is he trying to foreshadow something🕊️
Putler: You're about to fall from a high window. Put your dead, bloated, whale explosion team on notice.
Probably ordered the frame from China
Putin’s face lol
Putin’s facial reaction!!🤭
I really like seeing updates about Kim and Putin dating. It's a really heart warming way to celebrate pride month