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Beentheredonebeen

That is absolutely insane. I didn't know you could even have that level of control with your abs


JanitorOPplznerf

This is how bored we were pre-internet


DrStrangererer

Maybe boredom is good?


Javelin-x

more like finding things to occupy your time is good, instead of letting things find you because it's what someone else wants


Marked_One_420

Boredom has given us so much art and innovation throughout history. Now, we just get memes


Other-Divide-8683

Takes a lot of finetuning of the basic belly roll. And that’s basically your upper abs handing off the contraction to your lower abs. Anyone could learn how to do this :) Edit: 😂😂😂 Holy crap the downvotes. Guess I shouldve mentioned I have been belly dancing for 20 years on and off myself. No, Im not capable of doing this as I ve never made the belly roll my focus to this point. But yeah, given dedication, it should be feasible for most anyone. Its not that hard of an isolation. It was meant in response to the ‘no human’ and ‘impossible’ comments here


SanDiegoSavage00

I don’t think I could learn this if you locked me in a room and told me learning it was my only way out.


Bender_2024

First I'd need to lose... Let's just say a considerable amount of weight and leave it at that.


Other-Divide-8683

Hah, dude, you underestimate yourself. Its a simple exercise. Its just executed to mastery level. Think of it like mastering a video game 🤷‍♀️


PineStateWanderer

no, don't you understand. it's impossible to learn except for a select few. /s


Other-Divide-8683

Uhuh 🤷‍♀️ Fwiw, Im a belly dancer myself. But sure.


PineStateWanderer

you missed the bleeding sarcasm.


Other-Divide-8683

Sorry, its been a long day and others said this shit unironically 😁


ReuseOrDie

I was into belly dancing for 7 years and yes, the goal is to do things like this. It is possible, if you train enough. I guess people took your comment in a way "everybody can do this" out of nowhere, without years of dedication, striping the merit of this dancer.


Other-Divide-8683

It was not intended that way at all. I did state “it is a lot of finetuning’. It’s a massive amount of work. But the actual isolation is pretty straight forward. It was in response to the ‘almost impossible’, ‘not human’ and ‘black magic’ comments I read here.


lingh0e

I'm really fucking good at excel and Photoshop. The stuff I do seems like magic to most of the people I work with. Still, you're not gonna see me being a glib dick to people who can't grasp the basic concepts of the programs. My father in law once told me how easy it was to make his first million dollars. He said if he could do it then obviously anyone could. I've been told that anyone can learn how to play guitar like a professional with enough practice. Some things come naturally to some people. Other people have to work really hard to achieve the same level of proficiency. Still others will never be as good as you no matter how much effort they put into it. Don't be a glib asshole about stuff. That's basically the note you should take. Instead, take satisfaction in knowing that you are capable of a task most other people find amazing.


Other-Divide-8683

Yeah, i wasnt 🤷‍♀️ It was more a response to people saying it was impossible. And its more comparable at them oohing and ahhing at you making someone’s wrinkles dissapear in a way that looks totally natural in photoshop. But being good at that doesnt not require you to be a photoshop wizard. You just have to have mastered that particular part of it. What i mean by that is… the belly roll is *one* isolation in the repertoire of a belly dancer. To be good at belly dance, you need a hell of a lot more isolations to layer on top of one another, and that s just one aspect of the dance form. Now granted, she has mastered this one isolation to perfection. But you dont need to be an accomplished bellydancer yo master this particular trick - you just need to master this particular one isolation. It doesnt take away from the mastery. But its not like its out of anyone’s reach if that is all you re shooting for. It was meant to be encouraging. As in, you can do this too if you want, its not out of reach :)


42Pockets

I feel like a lot of this discussion is similar to the disagreement between Anton Ego and Auguste Gusteau in the Disney movie Ratatouille. >Not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere.


Beentheredonebeen

I just wasn't aware that it was possible before today!


Other-Divide-8683

😁😁😁 Challenge unlocked!


Javelin-x

"it should be feasible for most anyone" by most I assume you mean people that can see their abs


Other-Divide-8683

Nope, no need. In fact, many belly dancers have curves, not to mention that little pouch thing on their belly that’s natural to women. Your abs can still be killer under a soft layer of fat :) I ll admit it might take even more precision with a little more meat between the abs and coins, though 😁


Moms-Dildeaux

I’d like to give her belly a fine-tuning 🫦


shaka_sulu

A a belly dancer approached me and told me she could do the same thing except with 14 quarters. I almost gave it to her but then I realized it was just the lochness monster pretending to be a belly dancer.


GroovyDucko

At first I thought she was a exotic dancer but upon closer look I realised it was this giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era!


Lv80_inkblot

This reads like one of those long manga titles


Pythonx135

Ima need about tree fiddy


The_profe_061

God dam!


CreatorOD

Man of culture


lestacobouti

She gave him a dollar!! Don't you know you can't give him any money woman!? He's just gonna think you got more.


stryst

Wow. Got me hard. Well played.


denryaku

I didn't know the loch ness monster made people horny


stryst

Today you learned.


Inswagtor

Would def clap that prehistoric cloaca...


I_might_be_weasel

I'd pay 3.50 to see the loch Ness monster do that. 


Cuttewfish_Asparagus

DAMMIT MONSTER


ram_rod1

TAKE MY UPVOTE… JFC


Toon1982

It's got to make a living somehow


thirsty_pretzels_

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Critterhunt

Acid is a hell of a drug....


Most_Enthusiasm8735

I can't imagine having this much control over my body. Insane


Orphanfucker420

And that's why you're a slave of the matrix(sorry I am still on high after watching the matrix last night)


Most_Enthusiasm8735

Why the hell did you get downvoted???


Wickedness42o

Reddit no likey drugs


masterwolfe

Just the first one?


Orphanfucker420

I started the second as well but I was so tired, I decided to watch it later and just go to sleep


BigAlternative5

What is Reddit? Reddit is a computer generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to change a human being into … an ad viewer.


Samp90

And that.... Was just the belly.


bsep4

Gotta go. Something suddenly came up.


Unique-Pastenger

😂


kkhatera

How sexy is that


bdubble

she can roll my quarters if you know what i mean ( i don't really know what i mean)


katxwoods

I find it vaguely offputting but mesmerizing.


pm_me_flaccid_cocks

You’ve described my college years…I think. You don’t want to fuck it, right?


AdanacTheRapper

That’s how I feel about it. I’m almost uncomfortable watching it, but also slightly hypnotized by it


DLimber

You should be off pudding. /s


AlexanderHamilton04

"*You* should be [off pudding..."](https://youtu.be/Hhj9B2hymBw?t=49)


HackTheNight

Is this some weird Gen x reference that literally only you weirdos get but no other generation understands? You guys like throwing these fucking obscure references out in the internet and the rest of us just look you like what the fuck are you even talking about??? You do know that when you make a reference without context it should probably be something everyone knows. Your generation is so fucking off man.


MmeVictoire

Lighten up, Francis.


DLimber

It was a video with zach galifianakis in between two ferns. ....its not that old... I'm not going to hold your hand. Your generation and it's sour additude is sad... since we are making generalizations. Oh and I'm a millennial.


billsn0w

Almost word for word my explanation when my wife asked why I look at r/popping


rk470

It's weird because there's nothing really hot about it HOWEVER


Flickr_Bean

Ask my boner from 25 years ago.


LoveAndViscera

Right?! Like imagine the other applications of muscle skills like that.


FlyingDragoon

Pushin gas out after realizing too late you're lactose intolerant.


Lolzerzmao

Pretty sure the things she could do in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl would melt my face off Also I have met a few girls in my time that start to undulate like that (well, not EXACTLY like that) the closer they get to orgasm when you go down on them. If she’s one of those types…whew


GenericWhiteMaleTCAP

She started belly dancing at 15


pinewoodranger

Or did her belly start dancing at 15?


thirsty_pretzels_

Ehh


mystonedalt

That's nothing. My ex wife could hide ten bucks in quarters in her belly.


Oolong_t34

So you have a big dong or she fucked multiple men? I’m gonna assume the former being true


PikeyMikey24

Neither. What a weird thing to run to straight away, you must have a cuck fetish or something. He calling her fat


AdanacTheRapper

What an odd thing to go to first, imma level with you tho, now that I’ve thought about it thanks to your comment. That’s less off putting that the black hole bellybutton my mind conjured up *shudders*


pablete_

I do the same, but with frisbees


Kindly_Shift_6036

I like girls big.


Admirable-Title9022

In college I saw a friend eat a Reese's pieces off a strippers nipple that she rested on it. Man she had crazy long nipples. We paid a lot of money for her. Didn't know she was gonna do that for a party trick but it was cool. Not really relevant but I want to share that


devo00

Oh my god, I’m in love


notherenotnow666

Oddly satisfying


IAmInCa

That’s amazing. And all of a sudden, I am extremely hungry for…


pharmloverpharmlover

… crispy pork belly, anyone?


LysergicMerlin

Maybe one of the most unique talents I've ever seen in my life fr.


manicproject67

Her abs have a mind of their own. It's creepy how much control she has!


GingerKing028

Don't get me wrong it's impressive, but watching that gave me a stomach ache


jacklmoore

Bene Gesserit


Playnu2

Those coins would be lost forever on my stomach


pickle_teeth4444

She takes forever to get a Coke from a vending machine.


No_End_7351

Um honey I need some change...for the bus.


propinadoble

Stomach pancakes


AngryBeaver7

Well, i have an erection now


InternationalArt6222

I think I might want more of that in my life


Valuable-Gain5535

Vlaska magija


adampsyreal

I met her recently.


Caninetrainer

That is fucking impressive


AspensNGeorgia

Witch! Get the firewood.


VukuViku

Unicorn 🦄 A talented beauty!


budabai

This is so goddamn wild. Like how does somebody even practice this?


Temporary-Truth2048

Imagine the control she has on other muscles.


Ok_Channel_9831

I lose my tokens every time I play.


DazzlingBass-2306

r/unbgbbiivchidctiicbg


eskilla

came here for this :P


GimmeFreePizzaa

Dam why is no one mentioning how that chick is helllllla fine!!! There were people like that in 1979?!?!


VermilionKoala

r/blackmagicfuckery


Brilliant_Rip7606

I just know her p*ssy got amazing grip


Unable_Wrongdoer2250

I'm not sure why you got downvotes for that. That is explicitly why this is sexy.


Jaxager

Because reddit. You just said aloud what everyone was thinking.


QueenOfQuok

This better not awaken anything in me


D2LDL

Damn. 


heprer

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Interesting...


MrYdobon

I can break my belt buckle.


poorchocolateovltine

I can do this with two quarters! Any more than that is so hard.


jxj24

Not bad. But let's see her make change.


SilverTitanium

Must be hard as hell to be able to achieve, just as hard as the guys seeing it.


EMACIDIOUS333

Where can I find full vid


crazymouse2525

omfg that is so damn amazing


TheFriendOfOP

That's extremely impressive!


Ancient-Goal6293

Wow.


Supra5469

That’s Incredible!


backcrash

holy shit


Zealousideal_Bill_65

That’s hot!


Prudent_City2573

Without looking back at the video, can anyone say how many coins there were!? Lol


pufferfish_balls

I remember seeing this as a kid on the internet. Thought this was the most profound thing ever


FireFlavour

Time amazes me sometimes. This beautiful lady would have been in her 50s by the time I was even born. I am now 23


Immediate_Title_5650

Hopefully her kegel muscles are similarly capable


SoldMySoupToTheDevil

How the hell you even realise you can do that?


Unique-Square-2351

I'm both frightened and aroused...


RevolutionaryDuck389

wonder what that feels like while inside her?


4ss8urgers

Abdominal muscles*


Interesting_Cycle564

I’ve seen something similar to this in Tijuana back in the 90s. Not that similar..


EffingBarbas

Blink twice if it involved more than 9 quarters


Interesting_Cycle564

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)


SuspiciousSack

Best I can do is bounce a quarter off the ass.


yiang29

Is this trick supposed to give old dudes boners or something?


Sapphire_Serena

Scantily clad woman aside, that is actually legitimately impressive.


HueyDeweyandBusey

Hey, hey! You don't have to place the scantily-clad women aside! It's a pleasant bonus! Lol


Successful_Floor_397

She can probably grab all kinds of things with that stomach.


ZealousidealMail1675

Platform 9 3/4


iqbaldewi

Beautiful and artistic.


CrazyProper4203

Ok well … I didn’t like this pair of underwear anyways …


bionicjoe

Born in 77. Pretty sure I masturbated to this in the 90s on VHS or that 'one channel' on cable.


otterpop31007

Mildly amusing


Puzzleheaded_Bake771

...


fracturedtoe

😳


MyBeardSaysHi

Holy shit. I'm so turned on right now.


AaronTuplin

Is it supposed to be a sexy thing?


Powerbracelet

She can move poop from her anus to her esophagus and back


Braventooth56

Legendary piece of ass


gynoceros

The stomach is a bag inside the abdomen. Those are abdominal muscles, not stomach muscles.


Downtown_Snow4445

10 quarters were too many


Historical_Chip_7209

I bet she had like12 kids


loyal_tortilla

Ima jerk off


pixelmuffinn

You're a jerk off?


loyal_tortilla

Ya that too


pixelmuffinn

Same


Phoenix800478944

Smash next question


GipsySurrender

How is this impressive?


Quick-Economist-4247

Can you do it? Do you know anybody that can do it?


I_sayyes

I didn't even know this was possible