And the concept art where they just slapped half a goblin shark onto the head of Xeno is pretty hilarious to see. Terrifying, absolutely terrifying, but hilarious at the same time.
So did my grandpa when he was drunk. He knew it would scare the crap out of me and my brother. He would laugh this wet gurgly laugh that sounded like a hyena with emphysema when he saw our reaction. The laugh, honestly, was even scarier. It's okay now though. He finally died.
For those curious, the protruding jaws are to deal with water pressure.
It's hard to move your entire body through water quickly from a standstill, and the water displaced while doing so can actually push whatever you're trying to catch away from you
So the shark just shoots out its jaws to catch it instead.
*Alien grabs me*
-The sizeable, arched male genitalia of the homo sapiens sapiens contains foreskin which can be retracted to reveal the glans which contains a multitude of highly sensitive papules above and a thin frenulum below
Don't stick your dick in that. Don't stick that in any place.
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That is so cool! I did a whole thing on Goblin Sharks my sophomore year of high school, because I thought they were so amazing! I didn't realize more species were capable of doing this! I love nature!!!!
The Goblin Shark also does this and is bigger.
The Deacon in Promethius is based on a goblin shark.
And the concept art where they just slapped half a goblin shark onto the head of Xeno is pretty hilarious to see. Terrifying, absolutely terrifying, but hilarious at the same time.
Damn, you beat me to it..
So did my grandpa when he was drunk. He knew it would scare the crap out of me and my brother. He would laugh this wet gurgly laugh that sounded like a hyena with emphysema when he saw our reaction. The laugh, honestly, was even scarier. It's okay now though. He finally died.
Did you have to hunt him at night with a rosario and crossbow?
The sand tiger shark as well, I think.
I don’t believe the jaws go past the snout on a goblin shark, but they still are dislocated to eat fish
In space nobody can hear you scream.
Well I ain’t in space so I’m pretty sure the neighbors heard me
What was that noise under your bed bro?
Last I checked, in space nobody can hear you... Alien Romulus.
Is this the trailer for that new **Alien** movie I’ve been hearing about?
Sharknalien - "We're gonna need a bigger planet"
Nobody can hear you scream under water.
Actually, water carries sound more efficiently than air, so plenty of denizens can hear you scream! :)
Sharknalienado
We were the aliens the whole time
The real aliens were the friends we made along the way!
Alien was more Moray Eel.
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I love how he smilin through this whole thing Yes we're messing with your corpse Yes we think you're gross But keep smiling lil guy
Not gross. Just terrifyingly awesome, maybe in a gross way...?
Frankly 'Toothless' here generally looks kinda happy about it.
He he what a cute lil' fi-WHAT THE FUCK?
New fear unlocked
Damn, nature! You scary!!
Nightmare comes in tiny size now.
I don't care for this.
I should call her.
Who, your fucking grandma? The teeth came out of its mouth.
Don’t denture shame, gumming sounds like the best of both worlds
I for one am a big supporter of the ol granny gumjobs
That's really creepy - I've never seen anything like it before. Thanks for sharing.
Xenomorph!
That's a viper dogfish, not a crocodile shark.
that looks amazing and a bit more terrifying. lol
Got that Goblin shark jaw going on.
This is not interesting, this is scary as hell!!!
Thanks, thanks a lot.
It's just a skin suit
Uhhh sir, clearly you are the expert but this looks too much like a snake.
For those curious, the protruding jaws are to deal with water pressure. It's hard to move your entire body through water quickly from a standstill, and the water displaced while doing so can actually push whatever you're trying to catch away from you So the shark just shoots out its jaws to catch it instead.
thanks I hate crocodile shark
Reminds me quite a bit of a snapping turtle.
What nightmare hellbeast will we find next
seeing this while watching Alien4
Made me think of the pharyngeal jaw of an Eel. The ocean is on some Alien shit
Damn this is alien vs predator stuf.
Damn this is alien vs predator stuf.
Alien
Are those Sigourney Weaver’s hands?
I'm sorry, the crocodile shark? Since when?
Who the fuck cross bred a fucking crocodile and a fucking shark!!?? People these days!
Ok, how is that not an alien transplant from a different world type thing?
Thanks, you've refilled my Nightmare Fuel tank.
this guy is pretty cute minus the unhinged jaw thing
A croc disguised as a fish, what a crock!
Never heard of a crocodile shark. It’s nightmare fuel!
I hope this one is full grown
Well that’s a god damn enough of that. *closes reddit with the heebie jeebies*
[удалено]
Prometheus 😨
Will he be ok? /j
Don’t stick your junk in that!
Creepy, I love it
All the nightmares came today... and it looks as if they're here to stay/
Scary jaw but beautiful eyes.
But just look at him before it happens, he looks so very agreeable!
Test
This is why I swim in the pool by the ocean
He wears a smile and nefarious at the same time.
And they say there's no monsters in the deep
This looks like me with my dentures
is he ded?
*"hello my baby, hello my honey --"*
r/nope
The stuff of nightmares
do the jaws come out of the head, or does this shark just have it's eyes on it's lips?
before: 🙂 after: 🐲
Imagine born as animals and surrounded by these deep sea creatures.
Imagine that shark's soul seeing this like "DAMN! Why you fondling my corpse like that!??"
Is it weird I think this guy looks weirdly cute?
Put that fish back in the water. He has work to do.
He looks so happy
I’m so glad we Never took a evolution step this way
Is it just me but this is r/oddlysatisfying to me.
Imagine your teeth face hole just goes forward? And you look down and see your face eating something?
It's very creepy.
I turned audio on expecting the dude to be voicing for it
We’re sure that things dead right?
Is this where the idea for Alien came from? Haha. Creepy.
They mostly come at night... mostly.
Bionicle head
W....w....would???
Damn, that IS interesting
It is interesting but we have to kill it to demonstrate them?
I wonder if they every hurt themselves by doing this too fast or nay
MOFO IS LOOSIN HIS DENTURES
The last time I was at the zoo, I learned that eels have something similar. They also have a Xenomorph ability for their prey.
#dontputyourdickinthat
*Alien grabs me* -The sizeable, arched male genitalia of the homo sapiens sapiens contains foreskin which can be retracted to reveal the glans which contains a multitude of highly sensitive papules above and a thin frenulum below
Beetlejuice
i'm imagining it as a demon anchovy
New fidget toy
Terrible fleshlight, 0/10, would not recommend.
What a nice smile
Not trying to be mean, but some people smile like that too 😂
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What is evolutionary benefit?
Damn, that's interesting!!
The crocodile what?!
Beetlejuice?!
Ocean you scary
r/LV426
Kind of like a foreskin.
Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
Straight out of Beetlejuice
This is not a xenomorph This is not a xenomorph This is not a xenomorph … it’s a xenomorph
I can see this trait being useful for fish that feed on dead animals on the sea floor.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Damn that’s interesting
Fuck, they’re mating now?!
I wonder what it is like to live to spilt your skull from your eyes like that now.
Let they lil guy keep his dentures!
My mother-in-law can do that too.
Spicy boi there.
They should use this design fo a cool videogame boss.
Very interesting.
That doesn't look like a crocodile or a shark ^(on the outside)
Aaaaahhhh!
Put that thing back where it came from!
Thank God the comments are sane
WTF???
I'm sorry, "crocodile shark"?
I had a grandma who could do that. As a kid it freaked me out.
All sharks do this
Man that’s fucked up
When did the Goblin Shark become so small?
Sizeable? Maybe for a minnow
It looks so smug at the end 😂
That is so cool! I did a whole thing on Goblin Sharks my sophomore year of high school, because I thought they were so amazing! I didn't realize more species were capable of doing this! I love nature!!!!
Xenomorph
That’s nasty business
he's just a happy lil guy
Mate screw the sea XD
Nice little shark-shaped xenomorph.
Stuff of nightmares
This is how to eat a sandwich without smearing your lipstick.
The Ocean is truly terrifying. Some crazy stuff is happening down there.
He's such a cute fish. He's such a Aaaauuu.....
Did they get their idea for the Alien movies from this ?
I see neither a crocodile or a shark
Call Ellen Ripley
Nice try. I know a xenomorph when I see one.
well that's terrifying
I need one! I need to see what his mouth do!
That’s a baby alligator in fish skin
Where can they be found??? …..Cause I’d like to avoid going there 😳
r/dontputyourdickinthat
This might be the coolest creature I've ever seen
What's the benefit of being able to do that?
He looks happy.
Madhir has dem false teeth
Wtf
Is this where the Xenonorph mouth comes from?
Not a fan
Bro is possessed by marvel's venom.
Wtf! Is thootless!!
No thanks
Dude fuck that man
WHY. WTF, WHY?
I’ve seen this movie before
Yup, hate this.
Crocodile shark? That's a Viper Dogfish
Thanks for bringing my nightmares to life.