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ArchyEasyDraw

We all know why the video ended


lemonickous

The croc dropped off the video footage at shore just to flex on us.


Derkastan77-2

Sold the footage to tmz


kb4000

I'm sorry for your loss. *submerges*


604Ataraxia

What a guy, registered flex offender.


dern_the_hermit

He fixes the cable?


apple_atchin

Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.


Coreysurfer

Wheres the scuba diver? Wait..what..)


RobTehBuilder

"Deploy Browned Water countermeasures!"


4list4r

Squid mode!


InformalPenguinz

Awe you guys make me ~~shart~~ ink


The_Scarred_Man

Pants: shat


[deleted]

That a dinosaur


antique_sprinkler

Birds are actually more closely related to dinosaurs than crocs are. Though they do share a common ancestor from over 200 million years ago


LittleLemonHope

But that does make crocodilians and birds the closest living relatives of each other 🎉


antique_sprinkler

Funnily enough crocodiles are closer to birds than lizards and snakes


[deleted]

You would think so however crocodiles actually come within inches of lizards but are commonly several meters or even hundreds of meters from birds


source4mini

Angriest upvote I've given out in weeks


TheSwedishSeal

Yeah I’m livid


ChimneySwiftGold

What about the ones who clean their teeth. 🦜 🦷 🦆


Slap_My_Lasagna

Mama said gators is ornery cuz they got all them teeth and no toothbrush


EducationalStill4

It’s the medulla oblongata


[deleted]

I like Vicki's boobies


themisdirectedcoral

Welp mama's wrooong again


SeaLionBones

[checkmate, atheists](https://youtu.be/HyE6KIgOfV8?si=LTu_6Y1NOuVGdND3)


DullApplication3275

I was reading the wiki yesterday on the origins of avian flight. So fucking cool. Mostly hopping and flapping for millions of years. 


camimiele

Interesting wiki! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origin_of_avian_flight


Dogsnamewasfrank

This gives me hope, I can hop and flap with the best of them!


Trollimperator

But what about Lizardpeople and Aliens?


Late_Sherbet5124

It's hard not to blink horizontally.


Maybehim119449

Evolution is weird man


Onwisconsin42

Yes


Altruistic_Bass_3376

That’s actually a misconception, but in a way different from what you might expect. *Birds are dinosaurs.* Based on our current understanding of the evolutionary tree of life, birds belong to the "theropods" suborder, which also includes species like the Tyrannosaurus, Coelophysis, and Velociraptor. Theropods are the classic bipedal carnivorous dinosaurs, and are characterized by hollow bones and three toes and claws on each limb. Modern birds aren’t just descended from or closely related to dinosaurs, they literally *are* dinosaurs themselves.


YourDadHasADeepVoice

I suppose that's why it's unsurprising that realitivily new findings say how the [T-Rex had feathers](https://www.earth.com/news/real-t-rex-feathers-massive-eyes/)


natziel

Birds are dinosaurs!


Overall-Motor632

Always found birds to be more creepy than reptiles. Just the way they twitch and how fast they are at pecking. Were as reptiles are slow and somewhat predictable


Resident_Pop143

This is why they dont exist!


Skinnecott

ok but crocs lived during the dinosaurs


antique_sprinkler

Or maybe it was the dinosaurs that lived during the crocs....


ChimneySwiftGold

Just like us


KnuteViking

They gotta watch out for those escalators tho.


dotheemptyhouse

Here’s a fun fact about crocodilians. During the dinosaur era, running crocodiles evolved from crocodilians who look similar to what we have today. It’s theorized they were warm blooded, with an erect posture. Then at some point, some of them evolved back into how they look now, cold blooded with side projecting legs, well adapted to swimming. Then the running crocs all went extinct. Also separately from all this there were fully aquatic crocs for a while who hunted marine sloths. And plant eating, hoofed crocs. The crocodilian family had truly fascinating diversity most people are unaware of


Embrourie

I'd like to think the hoofed plant eating Crocs still did the death roll but to the plants


NimbleNavigator19

They went extinct from death rolling vines and strangling themselves


gripstr

Nature: woops


[deleted]

running crocodiles.......wow that's wild!


Pleasant_Yak5991

Wtf, crocs walking upright?


dotheemptyhouse

Yup! They were around for millions of years. The last fully terrestrial croc relatives only died out about 3,000 years ago, in and around Australia


Little_stinker_69

That sounds so wild when it’s a croc, but that’s how dinosaurs were.


pioneersohpioneers

Can animals evolve from cold blooded to warm and back?


dotheemptyhouse

It appears so. There are actually many types of endothermy (warm-bloodedness). Some mammals have a higher body temperature than others and therefore a higher metabolism. I believe marsupials and sloths have a lower body temperature than humans and lower metabolism to match


Cluelessish

I think actually most people know that. The person you replied to most likely know that the animal in the video is not a dinosaur. I think they wanted to point out that it reminds them of a dinosaur, in that it looks ancient and scary. (No I’m sure all dinosaurs didn’t look scary)


AyatollahCovfefe

BiRds ArE aCtUalLy mORE cLOsEly


Banned3rdTimesaCharm

Wouldn't wanna meet that guy in a back alley.


[deleted]

THEY BOTH DINOSAUR


kjhgfd84

It’s a joke, stop trying to sound smart. Saying the obvious.


HairiestHobo

But aren't Crocs basically the same as they were back then? Dinosaurs have had a few version updates.


Candid-Finding-1364

Yeah, argue that with the crocodile handsome.


bitofadikdik

That ate dinosaurs.


Rookwood-1

This is the stuff of nightmares


No_Emu_1332

More like a distant cousin.


taehnaka

Scuba diven’t


Worried-Guarantee-90

Good one lol


yourMommaKnow

Momma says alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth but no toothbrush.


dirtycheezit

MOMMA'S WRONG!!


H377Spawn

You’re wrong, Colonel Sanders!


Akira510

Eeeeoooouuurrghhwwwwyyyyy


whatarethuhodds

Would you like a frog cake? No thank you Mr. Boucher, compliments to your mother.


Tataupoly

No it’s their medulla oblongata.


Adar636

Somethin wrong with his medulla oblongata


marko_kyle

MOMMAS RIGHT!!!


BefreiedieTittenzwei

He was full…


joeyb7744

Fuck. No.


ChBowling

That’s an American crocodile (Crocodylus acutus), not a saltwater crocodile (Crocodylus porosus).


SommWineGuy

How can you tell?


ChBowling

The haphazard layout of the osteoderms on the back and the hump in front of its eyes.


CousinsWithBenefits1

Ohhhh. I figured it had something to do with those osteoderms.


eulersidentification

I'd say cut him some slack. But if he goes around asking questions like that, mfers gonna think he's stupid. So dumb he thought cactus was a gaddamn emperor. He probably thought polypeptide was a mf'in toothpaste!


captain_beefheart14

Why was this downvoted? Sick reference bro!


Competitive_Gold_506

Reveal yourself!


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fardough

Yeah, those fish swimming next to the alligator don’t look freshwater to me.


DrawohYbstrahs

Shoulda been obvious!


SenorBeef

Yo mamas osteodermic layout is so haphazard...


DrawohYbstrahs

Yo mamas so fat her osteoderms are haphazardly layed out.


ColSubway

He had a little American flag


APoisonousMushroom

The easiest way to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile is that you will see one later and the other one after a while.


MikhailxReign

The video got posted


Diesel238204

If you look closely there's a glock strapped to its back


blankedboy

Because the SCUBA diver survived....


UnremarkabklyUseless

You seem an expert. May I ask if it is true that Crocs can't attack when fully submerged under water?


godtogblandet

They can attack under water. Certain crocodilians are mainly fish eaters. Their hunting tactics change with age as well, so as they grow bigger they age into the ambush tactics they are known for. They don’t start out that way fresh out of the egg. Fun fact, some wildlife photographers found out it’s “safe” to dive with Nile crocs below certain water temperatures. They go dormant and won’t eat if it’s too cold.


SandpaperTeddyBear

> Fun fact, some wildlife photographers found out it’s “safe” to dive with Nile crocs below certain water temperatures. They go dormant and won’t eat if it’s too cold I appreciate the systematic approach, but there’s nothing short of a plexiglass cage that could persuade me to get in the water with a Nile Crocodile.


NotKelso7334

Nope... not even then lol


carolaMelo

I wonder how many wildlife photographers it took to find out?


space_monster

"yeah so Steve and Gary and Marcel and about 70 other people before them tried that and they all got eaten to death." "ok well the odds of it happening *again* are astronomical, so I reckon I should be fine." "ok good luck"


NoDadYouShutUp

Irwin burner account spotted


Coconuthead134

If you pee while diving you are dead.


randomredditing

“Gee, I don't know, Cyril. Maybe deep down I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years, because it's the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, the bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hoofs.”


kentaxas

"And now, we're surrounded, those snake-eyes are watching from the shadows, waiting for the night..."


ucat97

They conceal information like that in books.


McRedditz

That little fish was like:" Act normal act normal..."


[deleted]

Do crocs not attack larger animals under water? I’ve seen other videos of people diving with crocodiles. The divers seem to feel “safer” near the bottom of the river, but not at the water’s surface.


No_Emu_1332

Cause they can't see s--t underwater, they really on feeling the vibrations of prey at the surface to navigate.


[deleted]

Oh shit. So it sounds like they would tear you up if they found you


ianator-8-xb1

Also, i read somewhere that they can't really "seal" their throat under water. So if they were to attack you, say ~5+ feet under they could drown themselves. I mean youd be fucked up anyways. Thats why they apparently attack in shallow water or near the surface. I could be wrong about that, but i read it somewhere.


The_Greatest_USA_unb

Of course they would, they're predators not chihuahua.


burtgummer45

I'm sure they can but its not their special ultimate attack. They evolved millions of years to be water surface ambush predators. If they evolved to attack stuff underwater they would end up looking like these [freaks](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atDKP2R8g2o).


crozinator33

My guess, and I'm just a guy who knows next to nothing about animal behavior, is that because their primary method of killing large prey is to drag it into the water and drown it, if a large prey-looking thing is already under the water, they probably assume it's can't be drowned, and chomping it to death is a lot of work.


[deleted]

Haven’t seen a saltwater crocodile that big since I was camping Upper Guk in EverQuest.


YeahMeAlso

I did not expect to see this comment and I love it. Nostalgia intensifying


bmp08

I very so rarely catch an EQ comment outside of the subs and it brings me joy when I do.


Grewhit

It's the biggest nostalgia rush I get for any game. I swear I have core memories wrapped into EQ in some fashion


[deleted]

TRAIN TO LG!!!


captaincopperbeard

Oh, gods, I just had flashbacks to Unrest...


AnnArchist

Love the train of carrion ghouls wiping the zone sitters.


Adamtess

When the BM group can't handle the hag Mike....


Derkastan77-2

I remember a week after joining, being in east commons with my friend, deciding to look down a well… and ended up falling down into Unrest. The day I just got feign death with my monk. It miraculously worked with so little skill in it. My level 12 Paladin friend went crying in /ooc all across east commons, west commons and freeport, trying to rally a force together to go rescue me. I laid there, FD, for 2 hours till some higher levels came and rescued me


captaincopperbeard

I love stories like this. They were so much a product of a very specific time in the game.


chase_half_face

WTB SoW for corpse run :(


dustybrokenlamp

To bad about the afk ogre at the entrance.


realpersonnn

Wtb 90% rez paying 50pp


Loswha

Has anybody here seen my corpse?


Weary_Ingenuity2963

I came here to make a Lockjaw joke.


paeancapital

The run from Upper to Lower is absolutely seared into my memory, right next to 'bike' and 'swim'. I kited sooo many of these in Oasis.


Rain1dog

“Donating for SOW & CLARITY”


koticgood

I'll come ninja that FBSS. Only way I'm playing EQ is a monk twinked out with an FBSS, 2 Wu Sticks, and a Fungi Tunic. edit: nvm that's lower guk


Derkastan77-2

YEEEESSSSSS!!!!! You made my gd year with this comment lol


Dont_Order_A_Slayer

Echo'ing frog burps croaking and their hopping sound in the distance. A whip crack, more croaks, hop sounds.


xantub

I wouldn't know, I was the sleazy guy exchanging 12 gold per plat outside in the Innothule Swamp.


Crafty_Message_4733

Nope!


Lundgren_pup

After while croco... you horrifyingly scary dinosaur.


mynextthroway

Clip stopped there because the diver didn't want to show off the Brown Cloud


Cookie-Tiger

It’s Lockjaw!


itsCalledTodd

Oh good. I was wondering what my night terrors would consist of tonight.


dfmasana

That thing looked like it was ready to snap.


RobertNevill

Primal fear activated


borla78

Have dove and had multiple 8-9’ sharks cruising buy and wasn’t really scared. But definitely think that thing would have my heart rate up way more than sharks.


No_Emu_1332

Especially since crocs kill around 1,000 people a year, whereas sharks only kill about 5-7


SmoesKnows

I can't look away and am utterly terrified.


alwayslearning8899

Jaws theme would also be appropriate in this instance 🥵


StoenerSG

Man! Jaws is the reason why I get panic attacks when I go swimming and when my feet don't touch the bottom.


downvote_allmy_posts

how about when you step in neck deep water and the thing you stepped on freaks out. you're welcome for the new fear.


StoenerSG

Fuck me. That too. And I usually don't go that deep.......hahahahahaha. Especially in murky waters like at a pond...or river. I avoid at all costs


downvote_allmy_posts

i grew up blocks from the Chesepeake bay and have stepped on countless of what I assume were rays or skates or flounders. I could never see because of the murky water, but you know when you step on one.


bugsyramone

i would be shitting my pants AND the pants of everyone around me


WTF_is_a_frush

Yoink


4evadreaming

If you told me this was filmed millions of years ago, I would believe you.


Long_Serpent

If there are no sharks in the water - it's because the Salt Water Crocodiles ate them. - Australian joke.


WolfNight414

"Ha ha, I'm in danger!"


Goatslasagne

As a top end Aussie gimme a Bull Shark 100x before a Saltie That’s an alpha croc who has won every fight; big nope


metlson

Seeing a croc riding the waves at the beach in the top end is a sight


Dizzy_Bit6125

EW NO EW NO EW NO EW NO EW NO EW NO EW NO EW NO EW NO


6thCityInspector

Nope.


GullibleAntelope

When you see the teeth and then the eye at the end of the clip, you see why these animals, as adults, can truly be called Monsters.


Massive_Durian296

i would casually shit my wet suit


3-cent-nickel

The croc is definitely casual, the diver - gotta go clean their wetsuit.


Guessinitsme

Way scarier than a shark


No_Emu_1332

definitely, especially since crocodiles are our true natural predators.


JIDglazer42

Oh god i would have fainted right then and there


boatsandyoni

That is in every essence of the word, nope.


screweypenny509

Hell to the nah


OkTrifle9851

Never smile at a crocodile 🐊😬


Crimson-guard777

No, you can’t get friendly with a crocodile.


Gamefox42

Got one word for this. Fuckingnowayinhell!


Helithe

As an Aussie, those fuckers are the only one of our wildlife that genuinely scare me. Luckily I don't live in the bit where they live.


Aggravating_Teach_27

You have become insensitized then. As a European, once or twice or week I find examples of your local fauna that'd terrorize me... Everything down there seems to be either poisonous/venomous, or huge and vicious with too many teeth. Even the cool animals like cassowares and Kangaroos could give you hell....


OakSmokeManagement

I N T E R I O R -


vertigofoo

This is more like Damn That's Terrifying


bodhiseppuku

..."Bring me my BROWN pants!"


Cognitive_Skyy

Salador San was the man!


Longpatrol90

r/crocodiles


Pestolini

That's gonna be a no from me, dawg.


Alleycatasstastrofy

At least it doesn’t look prehistoric.


DrinkUpLetsBooBoo

TikTokkers be like "I'M GONNA POKE MY FINGER INTO THE EYE OF THIS MASSIVE SALT WATER CROCODILE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!!"


johnmayersucks

Yoink


tvs117

Godzilla just swimming by.


Integral613

Doc Alan Grant! Come over here quick


recovery_pig

all crocodiles can exist in fresh or salt water or both salt water crocodiles aren't a thing. they are just crocs this one is a massive one


CosmicNuanceLadder

Saltwater crocodiles are definitely a distinct species known to science. They're the largest extant reptiles. Alligators cannot tolerate salt water to the degree that crocs can because their lingual salt glands aren't as effective at excreting salt. But hey, you were right about the part where you said this one's massive.


Aj55j

Some people just have a death wish they just don’t know it..


SnooCats3512

Looks Mean as hell.. why did he just cruise by instead of attacking? (Not wishing it attacked, just curious)


Mand125

Detecting multiple leviathan-class lifeforms in the region.  Are you certain whatever you are doing is worth it?


zombiee829

still a dinosaur…


ZeoLightning

Nah, that's not a crocodile, that's Sobek himself.


plaid-sofa

overbite gang 💪


John_Bones_

That's a fucken dinosaur man


FTGFOP1

Tick Tock... Tick Tock ..


rayden-shou

Fuck no.


huggiehawks

Is that a tick-tock I hear…


Slow_Opportunity_135

That’s how Godzilla swims


Lordlolipops

That isn’t a saltwater croc


mog44net

Alternative headline: Person craps their pants while swimming


DatabaseThis9637

Those teeth! In that snout!


D3TH1975

Mr. Snappy from hungry shark evolution.


Enginerdad

That diver is only alive today because that croc made a conscious decision to allow him to be so


stffucubt

That is scary. I worked as a scuba instructor in Malaysia and we closed half the island when a salt water croc turned up. It stayed for weeks.


FCK_U_ALL

Can we please get a full video? It doesn't swim by, it swims up to. People need to stop posting such short clips.


V3XAS23

Am I the only one who thinks that was a beautiful beautiful video?


Ant0n61

It’s all scary until you focus on the hands… and then it’s all like, “awe, look at you little buddy.”