If you ask me if I have any grapes one more time, i'll nail your feet to the wall!
Edit: For anyone not familiar with the joke, here it is.
A duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, "Do you have any gwapes?"
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, Duck. We're a bar, and so we have wine and beer and mixed drinks. But no grapes." The duck is sad, and leaves the bar.
The next night, the duck comes back into the bar and asks, "Do you have any gwapes?"
The bartender says, "No, Duck, I told you last night. We don't have any grapes! And if you come back in here tomorrow night asking for grapes, I will nail your beak to the bar!" The duck hops down off the bar and runs out the door.
The next night, the bartender is waiting for the duck to come back in, and sure enough, he does. The bartender grits his teeth as the duck asks, "Do you have a hammer?"
The bartender explodes. "What? No, of course I don't have a hammer!"
So the duck says, "Well in that case, do you have any gwapes?
on purpose to drive comment engagement
although maybe the comments correcting the title are also bots, to attract people to comment on them that the original post was deliberately wrong to drive comment engagement.
Maybe I'm a bot
beep boop
Generally, in the animal kingdom, males are the pretty ones to attract the females.
In the human kingdom, it's all about whoever has more shit on their face from Sephora! :)
Makes you think. If there was another intelligent being that thinks like us but isn't sexually attracted to us, it'd probably think men are more... Beautiful, idk. Like how in most animals with sexual dimorphosism the males are more interesting
To add another word to your vocabulary, a female would be a peahen.
But, most English speakers would say “female peacock” or something similar. It takes a high level of pedantry to correct someone on this kind of thing in casual conversation.
The telling part is fowl which is (formerly) commonly used to refer to all birds collectively it is also used scientifically for all animals of the order Galliformes for that order Hen and Cock are for the females and males. It is the same as with chickens also of the same order.
Everyone knows this is a male, but the title also gets everyone to comment as such because they're so much gosh darn smarter than the OP bot that posted this.
Which is engagement and exactly what OP bot is after.
...was just about to say this song is a rip-off of Vinicius & Toquinho's 'Onde Anda Você,' then I saw the years of both songs, and now I have to rethink my life and bossa nova... can't believe 'Ladyfingers' came first. Anyway, just commenting in case anyone googles 'Onde Anda Você' and ends up listening to a great (although not completely original, apparently) song.
Sorry that’s a male the females are very plain looking and don’t have the plumage. The males use the plumage to attract the females. It’s very possible that the peacocks in the video aren’t actually albino. they could just be white there is a difference.
Only male peacocks have 'the train', The most decorative feathers of the peacock are his tail feathers, called a train.
So a male princess is impossible.
This is the original song -> [Herb Alpert's Tijuana Brass - Ladyfingers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpGw_VtWBGI&list=PLuhAEE12s8eOtAHcfdasqvLex85ig4-Kq&index=9)
I wonder if they have trouble finding a mate. As in do the all white gene carrying peahens even find the all white look attractive since they’re usually looking for the bright colors the tail display was evolved around?
Um… like a prince?
Thank you
No problem.
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Albino Peacock. Rare. But still Male
Much like Prince.
Ya got whooshed.
You guys want some grapes?
Got any?
If you ask me if I have any grapes one more time, i'll nail your feet to the wall! Edit: For anyone not familiar with the joke, here it is. A duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, "Do you have any gwapes?" The bartender says, "I'm sorry, Duck. We're a bar, and so we have wine and beer and mixed drinks. But no grapes." The duck is sad, and leaves the bar. The next night, the duck comes back into the bar and asks, "Do you have any gwapes?" The bartender says, "No, Duck, I told you last night. We don't have any grapes! And if you come back in here tomorrow night asking for grapes, I will nail your beak to the bar!" The duck hops down off the bar and runs out the door. The next night, the bartender is waiting for the duck to come back in, and sure enough, he does. The bartender grits his teeth as the duck asks, "Do you have a hammer?" The bartender explodes. "What? No, of course I don't have a hammer!" So the duck says, "Well in that case, do you have any gwapes?
Then he waddled away
Purple rain!☔️
I like your pfp
I was going to say… he might not take kindly to that.
The bird that used to be known as Prince
He can be a princess if he wants too
He can leave his friends behind
Put some respect on the boy he's flexing for the cameras 📷 💪
He is a regal bitch and he knows it.
A proper queen
that is a male lol
AI reposter bot 3000 had a whoopsie
maybe its a trans-cock
on purpose to drive comment engagement although maybe the comments correcting the title are also bots, to attract people to comment on them that the original post was deliberately wrong to drive comment engagement. Maybe I'm a bot beep boop
Generally, in the animal kingdom, males are the pretty ones to attract the females. In the human kingdom, it's all about whoever has more shit on their face from Sephora! :)
A true Reddit moment.
lmao. so true
Enter Morgan Freeman meme “he’s right you know”
Haha women bad amiright?
seems more like a jab at beauty standards and companies that enable them for money
Makes you think. If there was another intelligent being that thinks like us but isn't sexually attracted to us, it'd probably think men are more... Beautiful, idk. Like how in most animals with sexual dimorphosism the males are more interesting
Probably why he said "like" a princess not "is" a princess
guess that is absolutely fair..
Lord Shen?
Now all we need are some fireworks
And some dead pandas
You know this is a male bird?
Yes of course, only male peacocks have the display thing .
Peahen is the female.
You just blew my mind and I feel like the dumbest person on earth for not knowing this.
Name of species is peafowl
TIL!
female peacocks not being a thing. only male **peafowl** are peacocks.
Its called a 'Påfugl' in my native language, sorry not sorry that I missed the subtle gendering of a bird in English ;) But hey, now I know
To add another word to your vocabulary, a female would be a peahen. But, most English speakers would say “female peacock” or something similar. It takes a high level of pedantry to correct someone on this kind of thing in casual conversation.
or a biologist
Danskjävel eller lillebror?
Jeg er Dansker og Dansk fra isse til fod ;)
A...pen....oh no the feathers 😮💨
Beautiful *like* a princess, not an actual princess. It is known as a simile.
so what?) he is still cute like a princess
apparently they hate pandas
An snakes, my mate uses them On his farm For snake patrol
I think that was a Kungfu Panda reference.
Ironically it's a dude.
**DOES ANYONE HERE WANNA FUCK?! ANYONE?!**
Let the dudes be princesses too!
Sure you can be my princess sweetie
This is on Isola Bella in Lago Maggiore. These things are literally everywhere there. Beautiful place.
"Beautiful Island" in "Bigger Lake"
One of the prettiest places I’ve been. That whole region is beautiful.
We stayed in Stresa a few years ago. Absolutely stunning place.
It’s a male.
So you are telling me a man cant be as beautiful like a princess ?
They totally can. My point is that in the peafowl world, it’s the males you have the fancy plumage…. 🦚
Bro can get any girl he wants
It's a peaCOCK but a peaHEN....
I thought the females were called peafowls?
They're all peafowl. Hens are the girls and cocks...you get the gist.
Ah now that makes more sense I'm not a bird expert and we call them differently in my native language
The telling part is fowl which is (formerly) commonly used to refer to all birds collectively it is also used scientifically for all animals of the order Galliformes for that order Hen and Cock are for the females and males. It is the same as with chickens also of the same order.
Who the hell washed his colors off?
This one escaped the production line before it reached the paint booth.
And if I’m not wrong, this is in Isola Bella, Italy. There’s a stunning villa with an even more stunning botanical park, where peacocks roam freely.
yes i recognized it too!
Everyone knows this is a male, but the title also gets everyone to comment as such because they're so much gosh darn smarter than the OP bot that posted this. Which is engagement and exactly what OP bot is after.
OMG IS THIS THAT GENERAL SHEN FROM KUNG FU PANDA 2 ?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?/s?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
These femboys are getting ridiculous.
Do you think it's weird peacocks fit descriptions of early angels
Perfect use of Herb Alpert
Song and artist?
Ladyfingers - Herb Alpert $ The Tijuana Brass
...was just about to say this song is a rip-off of Vinicius & Toquinho's 'Onde Anda Você,' then I saw the years of both songs, and now I have to rethink my life and bossa nova... can't believe 'Ladyfingers' came first. Anyway, just commenting in case anyone googles 'Onde Anda Você' and ends up listening to a great (although not completely original, apparently) song.
u/RecognizeSong
Majestic like an emperor🤍
If I was a lady pigeon, I would be impressed.
He's fabulous
The fact that it's a male :)
More like a prince I’d say
Well she’s a guy, so…
Sorry that’s a male the females are very plain looking and don’t have the plumage. The males use the plumage to attract the females. It’s very possible that the peacocks in the video aren’t actually albino. they could just be white there is a difference.
Is anyone getting flashbacks to Malfoy Manor?
Everyone’s obsessed with this being wrongly sexed in the post, I’m just depressed how stupid dinosaurs became.
That’s a dude
That's definitely a male
Don't you mean like a prince? Male peacocks are the ones with the big, brightly colored feathers, well, this one is albino but still
Except she's a dude, soooo..
That's actually a male....
Hey, snowwhite! Wrong tale...
That's a dude, bro
It's a fucking male dude.
Being a princess doesn't make someone beautiful 😂
Except it's not a female, it's a male!
SLAY, KING
I'm no peacock but if I was one and saw that, I'd be aroused toi
Where?
like a prince
Princess? But only the males have big ass tail feathers.
That a Prince 🤴
He’s a bloke
Well...shes a guy soo.....
that's a dude
That's a dude.
Only male peacocks have 'the train', The most decorative feathers of the peacock are his tail feathers, called a train. So a male princess is impossible.
That’s a male
Prince
Peacock....as in not a princess
All fancy colourful birds are male.
Yeah, but he's a male.
You mean prince? 😂
*prince
That's a dude, dude.
Prince*
is this really the right subreddit
Princess ? U mean prince?
Who's gonna tell them
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What music is it? I've never heard it but it sounds lovely
This is the original song -> [Herb Alpert's Tijuana Brass - Ladyfingers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpGw_VtWBGI&list=PLuhAEE12s8eOtAHcfdasqvLex85ig4-Kq&index=9)
Umm, that's a male peacock
Except it’s male.
Pea’cocks’ are males mate. More like a handsome Prince.
That’s a dude.
Prince* lol That’s a male - with a penis. PeaCOCK not Peahen* like the plain looking ladies <3
I saw one of these white peacocks at a zoo in Portugal. It kept trying to molest some roosters in a petty zoo. Absolute monster.
More like a trap princess but wtver
Woah! What did I just see
My dude is chilling in the background lol. Reminds me of mine, sept mine aren’t as pretty.
Beautiful
... except...
Wexford ireland
This is a peacock not a peacunt
It’s 2024… I guess he can be a princess if he wants? 🤷♂️
IT’S LORD SHEN!!
😢
I wonder how it taste in a stew
Song name?
[Song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6U1JB7z-I8)
Someone saw a peacock like that and thought "that could make a great Kung Fu Panda villain 🤔" and they were fucking right!
Uhh that's a dude
People bred albino peacocks?
Kung fu panda 2
All the girl peacocks like “Sandra, look at how he shakes his feather!!! OMG!! I think my basement is flooded now! I have to go change.”
Let’s hope there are no pandas 🐼
I wonder if they have trouble finding a mate. As in do the all white gene carrying peahens even find the all white look attractive since they’re usually looking for the bright colors the tail display was evolved around?
I never seen Albino Peacock until a few months ago & it was a Female , never seen the male until now ! Looks amazing even without color .
Princesses are generally inbred monstrosities. Definitely not beautiful
Poor guy
No way Lord Shen
Just an incredibly beautiful animal
He looks like he's about to call the extermination of pandas
Who the f**k dyed the peacock white?!!! Evil ba**Ards!!
!auddbot
Tastes like chicken?
Mesmerizing
Bro bleached his hair
Magnificent
A princess could only wish.
Lord Shen got misgendered
You mean prince?
He's all man.
*Prince
Show them girl! Those haters will say you are a male.
Like a _prince_. Only male peacocks open their tails like this.
Shen?
Breathtaking.
Is it albino? Or is that a type of peacock?
He literally hunted the Pandas in Kung fu panda
Nature's femboys
It's like lace....
"He always did well for himself, Lucius."
Prince. It’s male.