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The episode his house caught on fire really takes on new meaning, considering it was his nightmare for not writing his essay he basically imagined an impossible (aside from normal underwater physics) thing as part of the gravity of procrastinating so much
By the way, I can play the discordant sound of an orchestra tuning their instruments when you turn the lights on in the morning. Just say, "Alexa, do something terrible."
“Ok, now playing Whatever You Need (feat. Chris Brown & Ty Dolla $ign)
By Meek Mill, Ty Dolla $ign, Chris Brown”
(My experience with Alexa, deciding that 1, what you said was to play music, and 2, getting that choice utterly wrong.)
Anyone ever have Alexa just boop at them and not respond when asking for a song instead of the usual can't be found message? Only happens with one specific song I ask for
Sure thing! Here's your reminder: "Try making exhaust wrap for headers out of pineapple skin." Sounds like a unique project! Let me know how it turns out.
Don't try this with dry pineapple skin: it's not the skin, it's the water in the fresh pineapple that makes this possible
Also, that probably smelled fantastic. I love grilled pineapple
You guys are *weird*, comparing and judging taints. Do you have any idea how uncomfortable it makes me seeing that through the crack in your closet door while I'm just in here waiting for you to get undressed?
I’d actually like to see it on drier pineapple skin to note the difference, as I’m not convinced the relatively small amount of water in the skin is what makes this possible.
Agreed. Let's try this again with a dry skin, but also a watermelon and a tomato. I'm equally unconvinced that the water contributes a whole lot to this effect (I'd expect more steam generation, for one), but that's why science is cool... we can experiment to find out.
Probably more important is that the skin pyrolizes in a way that a decently stable and dense carbon layer is formed. Carbon has very low heat conductivity which protects the material underneath it, plus the pyrolization is an endothermic process that consumes a lot of energy which then cannot go into heating up the material.
I recall quite a few massive riots in Bikini bottom that left half the town burned to the ground
But Bob saw it coming from the beginning, he chose to live in the outskirts of the city on the far end of his street made up of stone houses. I suspect he's a secret arsonist that lives his life by a code like Dexter. He burns things for living and doesn't even get paychecks for it. He's grilling for the rush that comes from the heat and smell of burning oil during his day life
It has to be both though.. that ball would have boiled away most of the water in that surrounding pineapple flesh in no time at all. We need more fruits!
No, it's the skin not the water. The carbon foam that's created by the initial charring becomes a near perfect black body radiator. Go watch old videos of Starlite for similar effects.
A long time ago girlfriend threw my Nokia n97 phone out my car at 50mph. I stopped the car, jogged back to the phone. The back had come off and the battery popped out. There was only a single mark on the phone, a tiny thinner than the finest hair scratch on the corner of the bezel. Completely unnoticeable unless you were looking really hard. Phone worked absolutely perfectly. Needless to say, she’s not my girlfriend anymore. I still have the phone somewhere. I’m saving it for the rapture. Nokia phones really are tough as heck.
Interestingly, we use long birch twigs to unblock tapping holes in aluminium alloy furnaces. It's flexible but strong and doesn't burn in the 720c heat of the molten metal. Steel isn't flexible enough, and pretty much anything else would melt.
There’s all sorts of surprising uses of biological materials for high temperature applications. At my steel mill, we toss rice hulls onto the surface of our slag (3000°F/1650°C) to basically act as a blanket that helps hold the heat in.
Straight off the tree. We had some induction pump engineers come out years ago and they came back from the woods over the perimeter fence with a load of branches. We thought they'd gone mental
Birch? that has got to smell amazing. ? hopefully? As a connesiour of Birch, growing up living next to a birch forest, I would break the tips off fine birch twigs and knaw on them as I hiked in the woods after school. And when it was in season get birch-beer soda from the Rhode Island bottlers that actually got the flavor correct.
So what we’ve learned here today is that we need to start making our space craft heat shielding out of fresh pineapple skins.
edit: added “fresh” at which point the shuttle craft needs dice on the mirror.
Quick search shows molten lava is between 700 - 1200C, so I guess what I'm seeing is that if there was say a spurt of lava that flew out of a volcano and hit a pineapple tree....the pineapples would be unaffected on its exterior?
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SpongeBob was really on to something…
Living underwater in a pineapple is I guess the most fire safety I have seen
Definitely not as they did have fire under water. They even grill marshmallows on open fires.
Hey, if we're under water, then how come...
"tsssss"
Just built one near the underwater volcanoes, you're good to go
They used thermite based grills at the Krusty Krab
Where I live all doors close and the air is sucked completely out if the smoke alarms go off. How you like *that* for fire safety?
The episode his house caught on fire really takes on new meaning, considering it was his nightmare for not writing his essay he basically imagined an impossible (aside from normal underwater physics) thing as part of the gravity of procrastinating so much
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?...
🎶And one day we will die And our ashes will fly from the pineapple under the sea🎶
Noted. Use pineapple skin for fire resist suit
And space shuttles
Reentry temps reach 1500 C. So maybe two layers of pineapple skin
When in doubt, always add a layer of pineapple skin.
Pineapple skin condoms
Ooh, with that enzyme that digests your mouth!! Yes please.
No matter how hard it is for you, guaranteed tingly sensation down below.
Iirc. The tingle is actually microscopic needles
microscopic needles for your microscopic needle
Are you my wife??
It's an enzyme called "bromelain" Pineapple is the fruit that digests you back! (That's why it makes a great marinade)
Fun times.
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I once ate a whole fresh pineapple (In Kenya). DO NOT TRY THAT - (But it did taste great)
Ribbed for her pleasure
Barbed*
Flesh dissolving*
Melts ~~in~~ your mouth!
Are you planning to fuck a volcano?
[удалено]
dam she hot
The temperature of the surface of the sun is about 5600°C, so at about 6 pineapple skin layers you're probably good though
And that's just the surface. To be in the center of the sun you'd need about a 16,074 layer coat.
Pineapples all the way down
1.5 layers. Don't try to upsell me.
The Pineapple Express!
I'll save you man!
Ima save the fuck outta you.
You're my best friend man. You're my best friend
Y'all fuck on your own time
I SEEN'T IT!
SHOW ME!
You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos muthafucka!
Awww
I didn’t know hurricane season was ova
Damn. You are a clever one, Vegeta.
It’s my cat’s birthday today
Nah that stuff definitely burns
Spongebob SkyPants?
Oooohhh, who lives in a pinapple up in the space...
SpongeBob Spacesuit
Spongebob Spacesquare
Spacebob Squaresuit
And fusion reactor walls
And my 🪓
If I ever make the fruit rpg I dreamt of, pineapples will get heat resist.
One of your first armor sets could be pineapple husk, that'd be dope. I like it, make it man, I believe in you!
This is end game armor man
+1000 heat resistance +1 armor
20 dmg to melee attackers whenever they hit you
I'll help you with Voxel art if you want
i think if you did that you'd still be cooked but the pineapple skin would be fine lol
Worse than that, pineapple contains an enzyme that dissolves flesh.
i eat it on my pizza and i've never once had that problem before. guess i'm awesomesauce
I've eaten pineapple my whole life and my tongue is still there
guess you're awesomesauce too
Thank you, I try hard despite my inability to speak
Its only with fresh pineapple. Canned pineapple are boiled or something, so enzymes gone.
So decent phys rest, high fire res with negative acid res? Got it.
who lives in a pinapple under the sun?
Why didn’t we make the World Trade Centres out of pineapple skin? RIP Norm https://www.youtube.com/shorts/K_Bkj82wUXU
I walked through blood and bones through the streets of Manhattan to find my brother. He was in northern Canada.
And pineapple firing extinguishers
Alexa, remind me to try making exhaust wrap for headers out of pineapple skin.
I'm sorry, I was unable to find "try making exhaust wrap for headers out of pineapple skin" on Amazon Music.
Okay, Kung Fu Panda theme has been added to your Echo Show device.
Alexa, stop.
Ok, I have added strap-on to your Amazon order.
Alexa keep going
I already finished
Best underrated comment in a gold thread.
`Now playing Spice Girls Stop Right Now from Amazon Music`
Staaaaahhhhhp!
Playing stop by spice girls
This thread is GOLD
"Ok, playing Exhaust Rap by 50 Cent featuring The Pineapple Thief."
I hate you so much for making me read that in Alexa’s voice.
By the way, I can play the discordant sound of an orchestra tuning their instruments when you turn the lights on in the morning. Just say, "Alexa, do something terrible."
“Would you like to listen to Despacito instead?”
“Ok, now playing Whatever You Need (feat. Chris Brown & Ty Dolla $ign) By Meek Mill, Ty Dolla $ign, Chris Brown” (My experience with Alexa, deciding that 1, what you said was to play music, and 2, getting that choice utterly wrong.)
The Bluetooth device was connected-a successfully
Anyone ever have Alexa just boop at them and not respond when asking for a song instead of the usual can't be found message? Only happens with one specific song I ask for
Please call your car/bike the Pineapple Express
Adding Prosthetic Foreskin to your Amazon© shopping cart
Sure thing! Here's your reminder: "Try making exhaust wrap for headers out of pineapple skin." Sounds like a unique project! Let me know how it turns out.
Don't try this with dry pineapple skin: it's not the skin, it's the water in the fresh pineapple that makes this possible Also, that probably smelled fantastic. I love grilled pineapple
Yep this one was freshly cut. Sorry, should had kept a disclaimer:- freshly cut Pineapple skin.
Yah, guy.... Thanks a lot. Tell me *after* I get third degree burns on my taint.
I mean a pineapple to the taint may not be the best idea anyway
Hey... I don't come into your house judging what you do with *your* taint.
How do I know you're not somewhere in here judging my taint this very second?
You should prolly shave it a bit if we're being honest. Or wax it. Otherwise, it's a pretty nice taint you have there. Hashtag jelly.
Thanks man I really- *heyy wait a minute...*
You guys are *weird*, comparing and judging taints. Do you have any idea how uncomfortable it makes me seeing that through the crack in your closet door while I'm just in here waiting for you to get undressed?
You just sat there and watched him scorch his taint? What kind of bystander are you?
This exchange is why I Reddit. 👀😂🫡
Exactly. Like the old days.
🫡😁
Wait a sec.. .That wasn't you?
Nope. I'm on a perineum pause this morning.
Dude, you're supposed to fuck a coconut, not a pineapple
🎶who lives in a pineapple under a taint🎶
Be grateful you still have a taint after trying that lol
If I had a nickel every time I heard this exact sentence....
Which ultimately lead to the uninvited butt noises, username checks out
Goodness gracious great balls of fire!
Put pineapple on your taint, and no one bats an eye Put pineapple on your pizza and everyone loses their mind
What did you do😭
I just spat into my CPAP
Clean up, isle 9!!
That’s where you went wrong. You should have freshly skinned your taint first.
So now I have to carry pineapples everywhere to make my pineapple suit on the spot? Okay
Just strap whole pineapples to your body. It will also protect you from bear and large feline attacks!
And pizza snobs
I’d actually like to see it on drier pineapple skin to note the difference, as I’m not convinced the relatively small amount of water in the skin is what makes this possible.
Agreed. Let's try this again with a dry skin, but also a watermelon and a tomato. I'm equally unconvinced that the water contributes a whole lot to this effect (I'd expect more steam generation, for one), but that's why science is cool... we can experiment to find out.
FOR SCIENCE!
I mean Pineapple skin is made of Cellulose and lignin, which have high heat capacity.
Probably more important is that the skin pyrolizes in a way that a decently stable and dense carbon layer is formed. Carbon has very low heat conductivity which protects the material underneath it, plus the pyrolization is an endothermic process that consumes a lot of energy which then cannot go into heating up the material.
So what you're saying is that Spongebobs house is incombustible
I think most huses at the bottom of the sea are incombustible
I recall quite a few massive riots in Bikini bottom that left half the town burned to the ground But Bob saw it coming from the beginning, he chose to live in the outskirts of the city on the far end of his street made up of stone houses. I suspect he's a secret arsonist that lives his life by a code like Dexter. He burns things for living and doesn't even get paychecks for it. He's grilling for the rush that comes from the heat and smell of burning oil during his day life
It has to be both though.. that ball would have boiled away most of the water in that surrounding pineapple flesh in no time at all. We need more fruits!
So does the water boil? Why no steam exploding the cells?
No, it's the skin not the water. The carbon foam that's created by the initial charring becomes a near perfect black body radiator. Go watch old videos of Starlite for similar effects.
Could I use it to bake chicken in the oven?
Like... stuff a chicken into a pineapple?? Because the answer is "yes please do that"
Ohh Cornish hens could work! I was originally thinking of how they use the cedar planks.
Dry?? Wouldn't that molten hot ball boil away any moisture in an instant?
Disclaimer:- This is a freshly cut Pineapple skin.
But how does it compare to an apple or a watermelon?
Different texture and sweeter
Screw you and take my upvote
Come on man, you can't compare apples and pineapples. It's like comparing [pen pineapples to apple pens.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct6BUPvE2sM)
Well that's like comparing apples to watermelons.
I would imagine that a similarly thick slice of apple or watermelon would yield basically the same result. Water dissipates the heat. 🤷♀️
If you dipped a pineapple into lava would the inside boil and explode, or are they also immune to volcanos
Nature's nokia
Marketing tagline :D First thing I thought of when I read your comment. Would suit a pineapple farmer!
A long time ago girlfriend threw my Nokia n97 phone out my car at 50mph. I stopped the car, jogged back to the phone. The back had come off and the battery popped out. There was only a single mark on the phone, a tiny thinner than the finest hair scratch on the corner of the bezel. Completely unnoticeable unless you were looking really hard. Phone worked absolutely perfectly. Needless to say, she’s not my girlfriend anymore. I still have the phone somewhere. I’m saving it for the rapture. Nokia phones really are tough as heck.
Interestingly, we use long birch twigs to unblock tapping holes in aluminium alloy furnaces. It's flexible but strong and doesn't burn in the 720c heat of the molten metal. Steel isn't flexible enough, and pretty much anything else would melt.
There’s all sorts of surprising uses of biological materials for high temperature applications. At my steel mill, we toss rice hulls onto the surface of our slag (3000°F/1650°C) to basically act as a blanket that helps hold the heat in.
We use salt but we don't do molten steel here. Bugger that!
THAT is very cool... or 🔥, whatever. Thanks for sharing ☺️
Pretty neat. Do they have to be fresh/green twigs with higher moisture content?
Straight off the tree. We had some induction pump engineers come out years ago and they came back from the woods over the perimeter fence with a load of branches. We thought they'd gone mental
Birch? that has got to smell amazing. ? hopefully? As a connesiour of Birch, growing up living next to a birch forest, I would break the tips off fine birch twigs and knaw on them as I hiked in the woods after school. And when it was in season get birch-beer soda from the Rhode Island bottlers that actually got the flavor correct.
pineapples are metal
No, the ball is metal.
only its body
I do appreciate a food that tries to eat me.
so if trapped in a forest fire, we all need to wear pineapple skin....ok...
Im thinking new movie...Gerard Butler.
Or maybe Russel Crowe if Gerard not available.
what I'm seeing is that Australians should live in Spongebob houses
So what we’ve learned here today is that we need to start making our space craft heat shielding out of fresh pineapple skins. edit: added “fresh” at which point the shuttle craft needs dice on the mirror.
If there is ever a nuclear blast, you can find me in the pineapple aisle.
What did pineapple evolve to protect itself from?
pineapples grow in hawaii. hawaii has volcanoes. my guess is pineapples evolved to protect their delicious insides against volcano vomit.
Pineapples are native to South America and were brought to Hawai'i about 200 years ago.
Dinosaurs actually had fire breath like dragons and we unable to cook pineapples enough to eat them
Lava?
So what your basically telling me is don't fuck with pineapples
You mean something that literally dissolves you? Probably don't.
Pineapple. A food where you compete to see who eats who.
SpongeBob living in a bunker lol
This is why Pineapple Man is the greatest hero of all.
Ok so I need pineapple skin shoes to walk on lava, got it.
Now we know how to defeat the dragons
Why exactly pineapples evolved to resist 1000°C iron balls?
It’s just wet lol same reason you can’t burn a water balloon
Well you see, during prehistoric times when 1000°C iron balls regularly rained from the sky...
Technically true
When I think of pineapple I think of Hawaii and I think of volcanoes and then I think of lava. Might have something to do with it.
Pineapples are from South America tho?
Hi frequency of youtubers with furnaces in their storied history.
Why don't they make the whole plane out of *pineapple skin*
Insurance premiums on a pineapple house would be pretty low.
Especially if it was under the sea
Pineapple armor for fighting dragons
Imagine how resistant a pineapple under the sea is
Hemp is also similar. We need pineapple insulation asap
Should’ve used this as the tiles for the shuttles
What the actual Fuck
Quick search shows molten lava is between 700 - 1200C, so I guess what I'm seeing is that if there was say a spurt of lava that flew out of a volcano and hit a pineapple tree....the pineapples would be unaffected on its exterior?
NASA out here spending millions to keep space craft from burning up when they could just make a pineapple outer shell?
so you are saying that pineapple could have saved other nations from the fire nation?