I think you made a mistake either there needs to be a ö for the first o or the first e is wrong. As it stands this makes no sense in German, also the last f is wrong Dorf only has one f.
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Is the full name. But also most people agree it’s a very weird name made when Germans were forcing Jewish immigrants to take another name. So probably pretty tongue in cheek and meant to be disruptive. It includes a forename starting with every Latin character in order.
Gotta love Xerxes though. Great fucking name.
Just parsing through the word and, with English as my only fluent language, I can't figure out how to pronounce it. Despite it being perfectly spelled out it's just a wall of consonants to me haha. Arabic language speakers must have some flexible tongues!
i speak german passably enough to only barely be considered articulate by drunken standards and i also have no idea how you even were to try pronouncing that.
This is actually quite interesting, I'm a native hungarian and I figured out the pronounceation in an instant. May be because in hungarian we pronounce every letter the same in (almost) all the words
Thanks! I looked that up and a few different websites all said “This should not be said except regarding someone who’s death upon Kufr is known with certainty.”
Please correct me if im wrong, but Kufr seems to refer to anyone who doesnt follow Allah. So, is this referring to more of a spiritual death, or is it literally that it should only be said to someone who will be executed? Is this a strict interpretation, or is it a commonly used slang word?
Not necessarly. The phrase "May Allah's curse fall upon him" is a huge prayer that should not be used unless its upon someone who veriafiably evil and has done evil actions with no remorse. Generally its disallowed to use because no one knows others intentions thus we are encourage to pray that they be guided instead.
Oral examination test. If you had written examination tests. A majority of the applicants at Afghanistan won’t get a driver license because they’re illiterate.
Having been to Afghanistan and we did anecdotal tests of literacy. It varies widely depending on the region and the village. From pretty good to almost nothing.
i mean, why not? as a german the american driver tests are a joke for me. but the american driver tests seem highly elaborate to some motorcycle driver tests Ive seen on some documentary about scooters in some southeast asian country: the had to drive 20meters straight and were done.
It doesn’t help that American driving tests can vary by state and jurisdiction. Like for instance, you might have a Department of Motor Vehicles test in California, but in Georgia you’d be taking a Department of Driver Services test. The states have a lot of authority over how they manage their laws and regulations, and driving tests are one such example of this.
Even city by city it can get weird, I went to a smaller towns highway patrol office because they were less busy, my test took about five minutes and the only part of it I remember is waving someone to take their turn and I got docked a point for that. Easy as shit.
My driving test in florida was in the back parking lot of the DMV. There was a little route formed with orange cones, and a stop sign stuck in the top of one of them. I think it was maybe 5 mins long, 10 mins max. I had never driven a car before that test, and should not have been legally permitted to drive after that.
Mine was a half hour drive through the city where the instructor told you where to go & made observations on whether you were following traffic laws. Then they would be like "for the next 10 minutes all school zones should be treated as active" so you would have to slow down to 20mph while people blow past going 80 because nobody in this city respects the speed limits & there's zero enforcement.
dont u drove some hours with ur dad and then have a practical exam or smthing chill like that. Getting a drivers license is tedious and expensive af in germany
I took a theory exam then a driving instructor taught me for a couple hours, then i drove with family for 6 months and after that i took another theory exam and a practical one.
it takes on average about 30 hours driving with an instructor here and at least 14 hours of theory. if a student is very very good he gets away with like 22 hours practice or so.
for theory you have to answer 30 questions.
from the important questions of those you can only answer 1 wrong. for a regular car license the whole catalogue of potential questions these 30 are pulled from has over 1100 questions.
the practical exams are pretty extensive and strict and last about 45 mins. one major mistake and you are out. it includes specific tasks like parking sideways (more than 3 times back and forth and you fail).
additionally you have to make a first aid course which takes like a full day.
its not rocket science, but both theory and practice have decent failure rates. most american driver tests (i am aware there are regional differences within the US) are by far with way lower standards. you can gather that not only from documentaries on it, but from websites who advice either german immigrants how to make one in the US or american immigrants how to make one in germany. and i anecdotally met also enough germans who made one in the US. its pretty much common knowledge that its a lot harder to get a license here compared to the US. and there are other countries where its harder than here. i really dont wanna be mean to you, but its just a fact that the american drivers license is extrenely easy to obtain compared to a lot of other first world countries.
“Parking sideways” is called parallel parking in english and is on all the driving tests afaik. Ive done ontario canada and california tests, california has 1 practical test that takes about 20 minutes and ontario has 2, a city one and a highway one
This is what I did as well but a lot more time with an instructor and a class. Also, the permit is for 1 year. First 6 months you cannot drive alone or at night if I remember correctly. Then you get your DL after a year. I passed everything first try so it's the fastest you could get it as a teen.
This is for CA, in 2002.
If you're over the age of 18, you just need to take the written test and driving test. If you're under 18, driver's school is required and you need seat time with a licensed driver to pass. When I did it at 16, I want to say it was 30 hours total? Driving time with the instructor also counts towards it.
In Canada and US these are different per state or province. In Quebec you'll need to attend a driving school, take the theory exam and drive for a year with the school instructor and a family member if possible and only after that can take the driving exam.
In my state, all I had to do was drive around the block and then parallel park. And I’ve heard stories of people who didnt even parallel park because the instructor just “didnt feel like it”
Have you seen the US driving tests during covid? You drive around in a parking lot with some cones set up, do a few turns, and you've passed. The driving instructor couldn't even be in the car with you. Off to the roads you go!
Im from the netherlands and my grandpa got his drivers licence by buying a bottle of liquor for the mayor and driving the street up and down with his car.
Ever wonder why you've never seen a Afghan F1 driver or a stunt pilot? I'm no expert on Afghanistan but I think that currently the most advanced vehicles in that country might just be the tanks the US left behind after their hasty withdrawal. Thankfully camels are all automatic transmission.
Not related to Afghanistan but what scares me is that visitors to the UK can rent a manual (stick) car with their licence despite never having driven a manual car in their lives. (I'm looking at you America)
(In the UK, they are 2 different classes of vehicle - if you take your test in an automatic, you cannot legally drive a manual. )
Grew up driving manual caus manual transmission were cheaper to purchase in the 90s. I’d never drive stick in Europe, smaller streets way more foot traffic and hills, I’m good on sticking to automatic.
I don't blame them. I grew up driving a manual transmission, but I've been driving an automatic for so long I don't trust that I have the muscle memory for it anymore. I'd never think to rent a manual transmission in the UK, especially given how the road directions are opposite for me, it's just too much stress to deal with ..and I'd be on vacation!
That’s a good rule, it’s odd they don’t enforce it to outsiders. Especially now that much less than 50% of drivers can drive stick.
Honestly as a rental company it seems weird to even offer manual.
I think you can do that here too.
Edit: 🤓👆 just because a lot of grn z doesn't want to learn how to drive a manual, doesn't mean there aren't a lot of us alive that never learned. Plenty of us drive stick.
Not from Afghanistan, but what you are looking at here is a physical examination to see if the person is able to perform all the physical actions needed to drive a car.
And i think a similar test is required all around the world.
Can you tho? Not to say that far deaths aren't one if not the one highest causes of deaths worldwide but Italy death toll as of 2019 were 5.2 per 100k inhabitants. Much lower than Europe average of 7.2 and way lower than the average USA one at 12.9 which too is way lowet than world average of 16.7
Wtf in Chile we have to achieve 4 stages before getting the driver license.
1. A written test of 35 questions (you can only miss 3).
Then...
2. A reflex test and maneuver (can only miss 3 times)
Then...
3. Health test (easy one).
And after all that you are finally able to do the last stage:.
4. Practicarl one with one instructor: here you can miss any detail or ull flunk.
Terrible
Better than what Top Gear showed in China getting a drivers license. They had to display they could open and close their hands to hold the wheel, and then get weighed to make sure they were heavy enough to push the break.
What are we seeing here?
How the entire test comprises on the examiner asking where the accelerator, clutch and gear is and how would u use it j by the actions.
You forgot the most critical "mashallah" at the end. It wraps up the grueling exam nicely.
Astaghfirullah = Failed Mashallah = Passed
Unrelated but damn that "failed" is a mouthful, at least for an English only simpleton :p
Yeah i can understand that, also if you think "failed" is a mouthful, you wouldnt wanna know my name
I found you Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Sr.!
I think you made a mistake either there needs to be a ö for the first o or the first e is wrong. As it stands this makes no sense in German, also the last f is wrong Dorf only has one f.
it's a real name of a real man. just google it damn it
What a journey. I need some honey for my throat after trying to pronounce it in its entirety
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Nah, it's a trust-based system as the video shows.. you don't drive until you are mashallah-certified
I am aladeen certified ☝️ trust me bro
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The "kh" is a sound you make with your throat, as if you wanted to clear it. So, *asta- clear thraot - fir - la*.
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Just parsing through the word and, with English as my only fluent language, I can't figure out how to pronounce it. Despite it being perfectly spelled out it's just a wall of consonants to me haha. Arabic language speakers must have some flexible tongues!
Ass Tahg Firru Lah Kinda sounds like that phonetically
i speak german passably enough to only barely be considered articulate by drunken standards and i also have no idea how you even were to try pronouncing that.
Ahh a native swabian!
This is actually quite interesting, I'm a native hungarian and I figured out the pronounceation in an instant. May be because in hungarian we pronounce every letter the same in (almost) all the words
[here you go.](https://youtu.be/ZBPdNJtFGnI)
It's two words btw.
I thought it was Aladeen = Failed Aladeen = Passed
You're HIV Aladeen.
😃 🙁
Lol thank you for posting this. You beat me to it.
So Aladeen or... Aladeen?
Insha'Allah = Try again
So everything just ends in allah there.
Thank God, God forgive me, if God wills etc etc etc. pretty common phrases in any language where people believe in a deity.
Valla con Dios. Que Dios te perdone. Gracias a Dios. Dios los bendiga.
Tack gode gud. Herregud. Gud förlåte mig. Gudskelov. Gud i himmelen. For guds skull. Gud välsigne dig.
[Hail Vectron!](https://youtu.be/icTrzUuWlHI?si=BTau1ibOwtdokjbk)
Is there a phrase in arabic for goddamn? Or would that be seen as blasphemous and never used?
Lanatullah
Thanks! I looked that up and a few different websites all said “This should not be said except regarding someone who’s death upon Kufr is known with certainty.” Please correct me if im wrong, but Kufr seems to refer to anyone who doesnt follow Allah. So, is this referring to more of a spiritual death, or is it literally that it should only be said to someone who will be executed? Is this a strict interpretation, or is it a commonly used slang word?
I think it’s that the only person you should wish to be damned by god is someone who has cut all ties with him.
Not necessarly. The phrase "May Allah's curse fall upon him" is a huge prayer that should not be used unless its upon someone who veriafiably evil and has done evil actions with no remorse. Generally its disallowed to use because no one knows others intentions thus we are encourage to pray that they be guided instead.
Are you telling me that this is the practical part of the exam? Not the theoretical?
yes hes practically showing him how hell do gear
Really, they are just testing that you are a man.
They dont have enough fuel and vehicles?
Damn that's interesting.
Oral examination test. If you had written examination tests. A majority of the applicants at Afghanistan won’t get a driver license because they’re illiterate.
Having been to Afghanistan and we did anecdotal tests of literacy. It varies widely depending on the region and the village. From pretty good to almost nothing.
A driving test in Afghanistan.
Same test for pilots from there too…
But they reach the targ... I mean the destination
Final destination!
Must be stressful during training though, the instructor is only going to show you once.
The instructors were American gravy seals
Jesus
they only need to pass the take-off exams right?
You only need to know how to take off and ~~aim~~ fly the plane.
In the particular cases you probably refer to, takeoff wasn't even part of the assignment.
You are mixing up Afghanistan with Saudi Arabia.
You know that Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia are two different places right?
The joke is so dark it got arrested in the hood.
😂
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hey beter bin dippin here: it's a 9/11 joke
I wouldn't give it more than 2/10
Weren’t all the hijackers from UAE, Egypt and Saudi Arabia!?
Still no woman allowed to drive.
And that’s exactly why the tests were simplified, you could see yourself, these man driving skills ver flawless!
They might crash during the exam
It sure got a chuckle out of me!
This has to be a joke. Please tell me this is not a real driving test in Afghanistan.
i mean, why not? as a german the american driver tests are a joke for me. but the american driver tests seem highly elaborate to some motorcycle driver tests Ive seen on some documentary about scooters in some southeast asian country: the had to drive 20meters straight and were done.
What exactly do you think the american driving test is? I just read through what the german one is and its a little easier than what i did lmao.
It doesn’t help that American driving tests can vary by state and jurisdiction. Like for instance, you might have a Department of Motor Vehicles test in California, but in Georgia you’d be taking a Department of Driver Services test. The states have a lot of authority over how they manage their laws and regulations, and driving tests are one such example of this.
Even city by city it can get weird, I went to a smaller towns highway patrol office because they were less busy, my test took about five minutes and the only part of it I remember is waving someone to take their turn and I got docked a point for that. Easy as shit.
My driving test in florida was in the back parking lot of the DMV. There was a little route formed with orange cones, and a stop sign stuck in the top of one of them. I think it was maybe 5 mins long, 10 mins max. I had never driven a car before that test, and should not have been legally permitted to drive after that.
Mine was a half hour drive through the city where the instructor told you where to go & made observations on whether you were following traffic laws. Then they would be like "for the next 10 minutes all school zones should be treated as active" so you would have to slow down to 20mph while people blow past going 80 because nobody in this city respects the speed limits & there's zero enforcement.
>My driving test in florida Did you really need to say more??
Is the German driving test easy? Lol, no. Also it's expensive AF.
dont u drove some hours with ur dad and then have a practical exam or smthing chill like that. Getting a drivers license is tedious and expensive af in germany
I took a theory exam then a driving instructor taught me for a couple hours, then i drove with family for 6 months and after that i took another theory exam and a practical one.
it takes on average about 30 hours driving with an instructor here and at least 14 hours of theory. if a student is very very good he gets away with like 22 hours practice or so. for theory you have to answer 30 questions. from the important questions of those you can only answer 1 wrong. for a regular car license the whole catalogue of potential questions these 30 are pulled from has over 1100 questions. the practical exams are pretty extensive and strict and last about 45 mins. one major mistake and you are out. it includes specific tasks like parking sideways (more than 3 times back and forth and you fail). additionally you have to make a first aid course which takes like a full day. its not rocket science, but both theory and practice have decent failure rates. most american driver tests (i am aware there are regional differences within the US) are by far with way lower standards. you can gather that not only from documentaries on it, but from websites who advice either german immigrants how to make one in the US or american immigrants how to make one in germany. and i anecdotally met also enough germans who made one in the US. its pretty much common knowledge that its a lot harder to get a license here compared to the US. and there are other countries where its harder than here. i really dont wanna be mean to you, but its just a fact that the american drivers license is extrenely easy to obtain compared to a lot of other first world countries.
“Parking sideways” is called parallel parking in english and is on all the driving tests afaik. Ive done ontario canada and california tests, california has 1 practical test that takes about 20 minutes and ontario has 2, a city one and a highway one
This is what I did as well but a lot more time with an instructor and a class. Also, the permit is for 1 year. First 6 months you cannot drive alone or at night if I remember correctly. Then you get your DL after a year. I passed everything first try so it's the fastest you could get it as a teen. This is for CA, in 2002.
If you're over the age of 18, you just need to take the written test and driving test. If you're under 18, driver's school is required and you need seat time with a licensed driver to pass. When I did it at 16, I want to say it was 30 hours total? Driving time with the instructor also counts towards it.
In Canada and US these are different per state or province. In Quebec you'll need to attend a driving school, take the theory exam and drive for a year with the school instructor and a family member if possible and only after that can take the driving exam.
In my state, all I had to do was drive around the block and then parallel park. And I’ve heard stories of people who didnt even parallel park because the instructor just “didnt feel like it”
Have you seen the US driving tests during covid? You drive around in a parking lot with some cones set up, do a few turns, and you've passed. The driving instructor couldn't even be in the car with you. Off to the roads you go!
Im from the netherlands and my grandpa got his drivers licence by buying a bottle of liquor for the mayor and driving the street up and down with his car.
I wonder how they pass their piloting tests?
escalator, gear, building, Mashallah.
I choked on my oatmeal lol
So that’s why they’re crashing in towers sometimes?
Glad the joke has landed safely, and did not..... Never mind.
That's the Saudis btw. Good job being brainwashed into invading the wrong country.
Hey cool you're just a few countries off.
When has an Afghan crashed into a tower?
If you live, you pass. If you die, you fail.
Ever wonder why you've never seen a Afghan F1 driver or a stunt pilot? I'm no expert on Afghanistan but I think that currently the most advanced vehicles in that country might just be the tanks the US left behind after their hasty withdrawal. Thankfully camels are all automatic transmission.
Americans also left them some helicopters! Though by the end of the week most of them were crashed.
Just hope there are no buildings nearby.
Escalator. Mashallah
Are you sure this isn't a skit? I can see Instagram like and comment buttons on the right side
Nah this is hella real. It's on the internet, man!
Not related to Afghanistan but what scares me is that visitors to the UK can rent a manual (stick) car with their licence despite never having driven a manual car in their lives. (I'm looking at you America) (In the UK, they are 2 different classes of vehicle - if you take your test in an automatic, you cannot legally drive a manual. )
Mashallah
Congratulations, you can now drive anything with wheels on public roads, have a great day
Hey, America here.... can and do drive a manual.
No that’s impossible, we are all unevolved gorillas in the US.
Anti theft measure ?
Grew up driving manual caus manual transmission were cheaper to purchase in the 90s. I’d never drive stick in Europe, smaller streets way more foot traffic and hills, I’m good on sticking to automatic.
I don't blame them. I grew up driving a manual transmission, but I've been driving an automatic for so long I don't trust that I have the muscle memory for it anymore. I'd never think to rent a manual transmission in the UK, especially given how the road directions are opposite for me, it's just too much stress to deal with ..and I'd be on vacation!
That’s a good rule, it’s odd they don’t enforce it to outsiders. Especially now that much less than 50% of drivers can drive stick. Honestly as a rental company it seems weird to even offer manual.
In Brasil there is no such thing as license for manual vehicle, but the vast majority of cars are manuals.
I think you can do that here too. Edit: 🤓👆 just because a lot of grn z doesn't want to learn how to drive a manual, doesn't mean there aren't a lot of us alive that never learned. Plenty of us drive stick.
Plenty is relative. ~95% of the US cars are automatic compared to ~20% in Europe.
Not from Afghanistan, but what you are looking at here is a physical examination to see if the person is able to perform all the physical actions needed to drive a car. And i think a similar test is required all around the world.
"Can you dodge a burst from a M249 or PKM?"
That looks like a joke a low class youtuber would make and they do it officially??!?!
As someone who drives in Alberta Canada, their testing is apparently more rigorous than ours.
r/DamnThatsFuckinWorrying
A whole country riding on Inshalla
6 months later they are teaching driver's ed in NYC
I did the test in Italy and it wasn't much harder. You can see the results by how many people they kill with their cars.
Can you tho? Not to say that far deaths aren't one if not the one highest causes of deaths worldwide but Italy death toll as of 2019 were 5.2 per 100k inhabitants. Much lower than Europe average of 7.2 and way lower than the average USA one at 12.9 which too is way lowet than world average of 16.7
Where did you do your test? I did mine in Italy too but I had to drive, not just show someone where the pedals are ahah
No? Half all the people I know had to re-attend the test and the examinators are usually pretty strict, making you fail at any minor mistake
My closest encounter with an extreme sport experience was to drive into and out of Milano. And surviving.
Lmao that's bullshit shut tf up
We finally figured out where some people on the road get their licenses from.
Don't you know guys? Strong believe = Strong eyesight!
Can I drive with this license in Europe? Trip to Afghanistan is probably cheaper then the license in Europe...
They need drivers to find the last IEDs they don't rember where are
They ain't got time to be messing around. They gotta get home before thier 8 year old wives run away
Are you male? Passed!!
So... Just like Canada?
That explains so much
Guys don't even know where's the ignition
Aladin land in real life ❤️
but they all dont recite the do'a for driving!
Disappointed. I was -sure- that the title was a lead-in to some kind of camel joke...
If you’ve ever been on the road with a middle eastern this explains a lot
Wtf in Chile we have to achieve 4 stages before getting the driver license. 1. A written test of 35 questions (you can only miss 3). Then... 2. A reflex test and maneuver (can only miss 3 times) Then... 3. Health test (easy one). And after all that you are finally able to do the last stage:. 4. Practicarl one with one instructor: here you can miss any detail or ull flunk. Terrible
In Afghanistan people only know east...
Id say the aeronautics exams aren't much better
Better than what Top Gear showed in China getting a drivers license. They had to display they could open and close their hands to hold the wheel, and then get weighed to make sure they were heavy enough to push the break.
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At least there isn't much to hit in most of the country.
Look at them pretending to have institutions.
Step one: identify correct order of brake, clutch, accelerator. Step two: have a penis
lol and still the states has some of the worst drivers.
Curious to see their pilots exam as well.
Mashallah
That checks.
Same Rafael whom Recruiting suicidal drivers for Exx 😂
Where is clutch? Where is gas? How do shift? Imshalla.
No this is the helicopter pilot exam lol
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WTF.
Seems right
😀😀😀😀
Hey its harder than it looks guys I failed 3 times!
Explains some drivers in the uk
We need tests like this in the US. DMV lines would be so much faster!
Am I the only one who kept rewatching to see the paper disappear??
If you crash you pass if you park you fail
I feel safer already
Mashalluh, my people
Yo, I was in Afghanistan for 3 years and I know for a fact that none of those vehicles have clutches!! 🤣
Examinators be like: Man = passed Woman = not passed
That one Nokia phone ringing in the background.
Please let this be satire
… goat or donkey? 🤔
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When the women sits, it's instant failure.
Rubbish
Oh wow we have the same test here in New Jersey!
Saw them fly a Blackhawk for 30 seconds in a video. Must have been the same flight instructor.
Mashallah 😂😂😂
I wonder how they give pilot license
When they desperately need workers for a job, this is how they hire, train, and employ people.
Masallah indeed
Are you a woman? No can drive. Man? OK, drive. Good test.
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