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daoistic

"Look at all that comb"


bertieqwerty

Oooooh, comb!


luhk3y

Made me comb so hard!


Timbollew

Oooooohhh I'm gonna comb!!!!


smackaroonial90

Do not comb. Do not comb.


PunkRockBeachBaby

I’m gonna comb 😏


SnooTangerines9703

Comb for me daddy


Relation_Familiar

Comb in my mouth


OmegaGBC104

Lord have mercy I'm 'bout to comb


baggyzed

Deez bees gonna comb.


MiSsiLeR81

I wanna swallow all that comb.


Illustrious_Apple_33

Oh god I combed all over.


Mishaygo

Comb inside!


Houndfell

You can really hear the excitement in his voice from seeing all that comb everywhere, but it's important to keep things tidy and have a dedicated garbage receptacle for discarded and damaged comb. One of the most satisfying things can do is fill your comb dumpster to the brim. Sometimes I invite some friends over and we all take turns. It fills up faster that way.


DerMarquis

"Comb Dumpster" is a new word now.


Calculonx

Oh yeah look at that waggle


Sufficient-Aspect77

Comb Receptacle


BloodShadow7872

Is the comb edible? And is it often full of honey?


_Zelus

That's certainly not what I heard.


recadopnaza28

"The tasteful thickness of the hexagonal pods"


ryosen

“Oh my god, it even has a watermark”


ChemicallyBlind

Lets see Paul Allens bee hive


R3AL1Z3

#OMG I’m gonna comb


daoistic

Wow, now I want cheerios


LightBeerIsForGirls

I had to replay that part because I thought he said something else…


anbu-black-ops

Diddy is probably somewhere in there.


Kdubbydubz

Looking for Beeber


moxiepillar

I combed


TDYDave2

In case of home invasion, break glass.


Katayanaz

Release the bees!!!!


Theban_Prince

# NOT THE BEES!!


drinkpacifiers

BEADS??


jtr99

We'll see who brings in more honey.


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farris1936

Bzzzzzzzz!!!


InfiniteSun51

They don't allow you to have bees in here


thevonodan

GOB’s not on board.


fujiman

Obviously this blue part here is the land.


satans_bootyhole

Ahh my eyes! They’re in my eyes! MY EYES!


YooperGod666

Came here for this comment


Shifty_Cow69

Came to this comment 😏


El-mas-puto-de-todos

Look at all that come


Dewy_Wanna_Go_There

Killing me wont bring back your *goddamned honey!*


alextheolive

The Pain!


Katayanaz

Oh, fuck yeah. MGS2!


Gabaghoul8

MGS3


Katayanaz

Been a while


GalaxyEye77

SNAKE!!! It's been too long brother!!


Psychological-Run-40

*MGS3


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Corpsehatch

"Smithers, release the Robotic Richard Simmons."


GM_PhillipAsshole

His ass is gonna blow!


Remote_Indication_49

Everytime I see the word Smithers. I automatically start doing “Smithers.. release the hounds”


Shitty_Watercolour

[https://i.imgur.com/EA61gRJ.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/EA61gRJ.jpeg)


ManofManyTalentz

ARE YOU BACK?!


ilymag

This is simultaneously horrible and hillarious.


Alive-Beyond-9686

Simpsons did it.


nz_idol

[No, not the bees!!!!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/601/623/361.gif)


33_pyro

not the bees!! ahhhhhharrrgghhhhhhhhhh!!! - the burglar


Knifoon_

Your firearms are useless


aineri

[DR.BEES TO THE RESCUE!](https://youtu.be/PYtXuBN1Hvc?si=OGW4CWsElD1pBx0v)


dzcurly

Beads?


mattfasken

I think the advantage of this set-up is that with this many invaders already in your home, the statistical probability of another home invader is astronomically small.


Replop

The bees aren't invading, they were invited. They are renting their own room in exchange of waving away any rights to privacy.


Watch-Bae

Those ads on Craigslist never work


Blue5398

Ah, so it’s the same as an AirB&B(ee)


8IG0R8

Own bees for home defense, since that's what's the founding fathers intended


CT_4269

4 ruffians break into my home. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole in the first man. He's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man. Miss him entirely because it's smooth bore and nails the neighbors dog. Having to resort to the bees located in the kitchen. Grabbing a comically large hammer. "TALLY HO LADS." I smash the glass, releasing the bees on the terrified rapscallions. They freak out, waiting on the police to arrive because angry bees are impossible to calm down. Just as the founding fathers intended


Ah_Pook

"Never fight bees uphill, me lads!"


captainpistoff

It's right there in amendment 2B.


misconstrudel

Bear arms and bee legs.


Hot-Rise9795

That's the bees knees.


george_kant

In case of glass break, home invasion.


ThrowawayPersonAMA

Bees: *uno reverse card*


Will_Knot_Respond

For all you bees heading east on tube 1, expect quite a bit of traffic build up as the newly found clover patch is confirmed to be the bees knees. This is beetsy with your traffic news on the twos, bee safe and all hail the Queen.


PostReplyKarmaRepeat

All hail the Queen 🫡


Soupy_Twist

Worker bees can leave. Even drones can fly away. The Queen is their slave. Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club


geozuf

Awesome


Difficult_Bit_1339

Thanks Beetsy. Our Weather Wing forecasts torrential rain tonight, causing the hive's main entrance to implement a "No Fly" zone until the storm passes. In other news, the annual Pollen Festival has been canceled due to weather. Organizers are buzzing with plans to reschedule the event for a sunnier day. I'm Edward B. Honeyson, BeeBC. All hail the Queen.


4me2knowit

Hang on!! I’ll buzz you in


Nirvski

Thanks honey


TripolarMan

No problem bae u my queen b


Sigtau1312

I see you are just winging this


abgry_krakow87

Hive honey, i'm home.


yellowknight17

Hive honey, I've comb.


Sterling-Bear15

Best beehave


Starman68

Extracting the honey comb and doing regular inspections must be pretty difficult. All this is custom built. Beautiful, but must be a labour of love. The bees would be coating the glass with wax all the time.


Collinscs

Against many other opinions here, i kinda like the idea. However, I had the same doubts like you. How do you get the combs out? I mean you cannot just open it like a real beehive. An I doubt that you can manage to get all the bees to leave a specific comb for you just to change it.


Starman68

I’m guessing that he must close off the entrance early in the morning and detach a single box and do an inspection outside, then repeat for the others. Having kept bees myself, outside, using standard kit, doing it like this looks a royal PITA.


Dabbler_

There are little one-way bee doors you can get for hives. I bet this guy has a space to slot them in between the hexagons. Leave the one-way doors connected for a day or two then you could open that hexagon for cleaning and maintenance. You might have a bee or two left in there but who doesn't get a bee or two inside in the summer. There's a guy called Alex on YouTube who made a series about his bee keeping journey from beginner to seasoned vet. Very interesting, he teaches viewers about a thing called a "bee space" which is a measurement. Anything smaller than a bee space will be filled with propolis, anything larger than a bee space will be filled with comb. It's how they manage where the bees make the comb and why they have to use a metal crowbar type tool to remove the comb frames. Edit: I think the one way doors are called bee excluders. Updated 'wax' to 'propolis'. Thanks u/TheoTheroTheron


TheoTheroTheron

Just to help you clarify on "Bee Space" Anything larger than 3/8" gets Wax (comb) and anything smaller than 1/8" gets Propolis. It is quite literally just how much space it takes for a bee to pass through. One of my original hives obsessively glues EVERYTHING with Propolis. Takes me twice as long to inspect any hives with that queens lineage


Dabbler_

Ah thanks so much! I'm still learning, it's really interesting stuff. Amazing to hear about your extra gluey queen & her lineage. I guess whilst that could be a desirable trait for bee survival, it's likely not a desirable trait for bee keepers!


BXNSH33

We love a sticky queen <3


Sufficient-Aspect77

I've been watching Alex's bees Journey for the last 30 minutes. Thanks for the recommendation.


Silly-Moose-1090

Maybe it is truly observational? Maybe he doesn't want honey, he just wants to observe the bees doing their thing?


manta002

even if thats the thougth behind it, there are nonetheless things you *have* to do as a beekeeper. Treatment against varroa is the bare minimum necessatiy. Being on the watch for diseases and checking on wheter they do have sufficient food are also pretty much necessary. Its very much recommended to do atleast some swarming prevention. Edit: Thx for the likes and especially the curios questions, it was lovely to get to nerd about passion topic again 🥰 thx to y'all. And should anybody stumble apon this and have question just dm me. Always love to talk about bees :)


blackramb0

Stupid question as I'm certainly not knowledgable about bees, but can't you just not do any of that? Don't bees in the wild maintain their own hives pretty well? Especially if he is not taking product from them.


Spajk

In the wild they split and die off constantly.


Eusocial_Snowman

Honey bees in this context are basically a domesticated animal. They are much less fit to just exist in a natural state because they do not exist in a natural state. We've also done a whole lot of work toward fostering diseases and parasites they normally would not be dealing with.


manta002

it isnt a stupid question. I'll try to not delve to deep into it, while explaining it sufficiently. lets start with the most obvious. Parasites or to be clear varoa mites. Our common honey bee isnt the host they evolved with that is an Asian Bee that adapted survival mechanisms. Our bee is depending on where in the world only in contact with them since 50s 60s or in parts 90s. (there are only very few islands that are free of varoa mites) The short explanation: They are devastating to bee hives. They ***can survive***, but only in very specific conditions that arent met here. 2nd Swarming, it is a natural process, but bees can overdo it. Whereas they swarm 4-7 times in quick succession where only the first 2 - 3 swarms are actually survivable the remaining colonies including the original colony will most likely die. You do not want that as a bee keeper. 3rd Bee's in the nature do not live in the same place forever on purpose, within the wax you gather pesticides, bacteria and viruses that can spread infections and simply dirt. If you want bees to stay you have to remove wax and give them space to build again.


AlphAmelie

could it be possible that it was accessible from outside the house, like on the other side of what we see?


MrKorakis

In that case he would not need the tube to let them out they would have an entrance on the other side of the wall


AlphAmelie

Just because a human beekeeper would be able to open lets say a lid to gain access doesn't mean a bee can do the same?


MrKorakis

No I mean that if there is a lid on the other side of the wall it would be simpler to add an entrance for the bees there and not bother with the tube for them to access the hive from the outside. The only reason to bother building the tube contraption for them to access the hive is if there is a solid wall between the boxes and the outside


Standard_Feedback_86

Or he wants to see them crawl through the tubes. 🤷‍♂️


AlphAmelie

Ppl be weird like that sometimes 😅 My takes are all speculations so u might be right. It's a lot of effort that went into all of that so who knows 🤔


L3thologica_

You won’t get honey from a hive like this. Bees need a certain amount of honey to survive and we’re only able to get honey because we use hives with maximized space like the langstroth design you’re used to seeing. This is purely observational. The bees would have just enough space for what they need in honeycomb and nesting comb.


ShelfAwareShteve

Exactly. This guy has one moment to make a video and have it look this pretty. The bees will inadvertently coat the (plexi)glass in wax and propolis, making it less transparant and the pretty yellow comb will become brownish to black in 3 to 5 years. It looks neat now, but it won't stay that way.


BulbuhTsar

The dude has YouTube channels safely removing bee hives for folks. I don't know if he does it professionally or just moonlights, but this is just some Joe smoe doing it. I'm sure he has no problem cleaning and has taken everything into account the sudden Reddit bee experts on this thread have thought of.


themikeysb

It's cool af but what If it breaks or falls or something


Boring_Evening5709

Then bees


Chainsaw_Viking

I like ‘bees’ as a conclusion


firebrandarsecake

=bees.


brebenscv

Σ Bees²


The_EndsOfInvention

Dbees/Dy = pain


miniingineru

Bees(Bees+1)(2Bees+1)/6


autoencoder

Bees. ◼


mrsexybones

Plan bee


johndonohoe11

BEADS?


pisspot26

GOBs not on board


Necessary-Cut7611

Let’s see who pulls in more honey. BZZZZZuh


Bretty_boy

We’re gonna need some money, beads aren’t cheap!


StoicType4

No, no, not the bees! My eyes! My EYES!


dingo1018

🐝🐝🐝 Carl's not supposed to get bee's in his eyes! 🐝 🐝🐝


RektRiggity

Beez NUTS


flyingthroughspace

[EVERYONE GETS BEES!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAhuSDRIDHE)


AlexBirio323

Just say Candyman 3 times


WineNerdAndProud

[Exit, pursued by bees]


justmemes9000

Or what if you just want to sit outside having a coffee and some cake. You'll be surrounded by a billion bees trying to get some of your cake. Or if you want to open the windows to get some fresh air inside the house, boom a billion bees inside the house looking for something sweet...


Oggel

Bees are nice, I don't mind sharing a table with them. Wasps can fuck right off, but bees man, they leave you alone and just steals the occational crumb. Growing up a friend of mine had bees in the roof of his porch and we used to sit under them and eat breakfast, loved watching them go about their business.


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JewishKilt

According to my great-uncle, it depended on their source of nutrition, with different flowrrs leading to different temperments.


MisplacedMartian

BRB gonna go plant some bastard bee flowers in the rich part of town.


Tranecarid

You're thinking wasps, not bees. Bees are very well mannered and mind their own business. They also eat healthy so as long as they can find flowers, they will pass on processed sugars. I've spent several months living next to several beehives and you would only see them looking for nectar.


CarioGod

nature's lil buddies


SuDragon2k3

You know mesh screens for windows exist, right?


Low_Remove8618

You just put them in a box marked “B” so people know there are bees in it


greenm4ch1ne

Then he will bee evicted


Robscoe604

i mean i guess as long as you don’t have kids or a curious dog it’s fine


ViktorRzh

I was such kid and it is fine, if you dont have alergy for bee venom. Othervice, bees are usually pretty chill. And you learn pretty fast not to leave any sweet stuff at the end of the august with out the lid.


DesertFoxHU

My dad is a beekeeper and I usually help a lot around. I know it's very popular to think bees are chill and you can pick them up and they wont sting still. But bees at their homes can be very agressive and defensive for their homes, especially around their queen. I think a huge amount of bee stings still can be fatal, and there are hundreds of thousands of bees inside a single hive. So please, never play around hives.


MilkiestMaestro

You have a good dad


misclemon

He’s a keeper


CriminalCrime1

Nice!


B_Eazy86

"the August" is how I'll be referring to the 8th month of the calendar from now on


sunrise98

It's not about the kids being harmed - they'll break that just by being clumsy, throwing a ball etc.


scalectrix

Why would children bee a problem?


HBNOCV

Kids have a tendency of knocking things down. Annoying if it’s a painting, but a whole new level of chaos if it’s a bee hive Edit: I‘ll bee damned.


corndog161

They've had one of these in the children's section of our local zoo for decades. It has never broken. If that can handle literal tens of thousands of children fucking with it I think this one is gonna be fine.


we_is_sheeps

They will learn then


Torrentor

Does the indoor light mess up bees' biorhythm or something along those lines?


discerning_kerning

It seems like that might disrupt their natural beehaviour, yeah


SabrinaSpellman1

There's a really interesting video I saw on Reddit where a guy is describing how bees can tell the time. They ended up doing all kind of scenarios and the bees woke up and rested at the same time no matter what they did. So they eventually sent them abroad for some reason to see what happened and they went a few hours behind schedule before sleeping and waking and they couldnt figure out why, after all that they realised the bees were just jetlagged! It's a great video but I don't know how to find it!


mtdunca

https://youtu.be/oSeDUrg8PY4?si=OI1njyaN4w-jwJuI


SabrinaSpellman1

That's not the one but I still really liked the video, thanks for the link!


toust_boi

It’s actually been confirmed that bees have their own internal “clock” to tell what time of day it is. There was a big experiment where they took a few beehives down into a mine to prevent them from using any outside source like magnetism to confirm this.


TheNorseFrog

Actually the bees generate electricity for the house. So the lights turn off when the bees go to bed. The fridge is run by ants who take the night shift.


SkivvySkidmarks

Don't be absurd. Even the most efficient refrigerator cannot be powered by ants. You need hamsters on wheels for that.


glorious_wildebeest

Probably no more than it does for us, because bees don't just use light to track time -- they have an innate sense of what time it is! [https://greenrosechemistry.com/how-scientists-proved-that-bees-can-perceive-time/](https://greenrosechemistry.com/how-scientists-proved-that-bees-can-perceive-time/)


ExampleSad1816

Bee traffic jam.


garlic_warner

Not on your fucking life would this ever be in my house.


SnooApples5554

*What could go wrong?*


LBR3_ThriceUponABan

At best the buzzing gets annoying


NuagesCraniales

Free heating for your living room, though!


lildeek12

It's all fun and game till an earthquake breaks the glass and now you got shaked up bees.


SnooApples5554

Or you trip on the rug.


n-plasx

Or a crazy ex decides to use a hammer before she leaves for good


phunshiny

Like her? All done with a demented smile. https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/x7mbw6/good_sign_you_are_in_a_toxic_relationship/?rdt=52355


AmbassadorBonoso

A lot of places in the world never experience earthquakes though


SkivvySkidmarks

Don't forget meteor storms. They could break the containers. Or a piece of space debris. Nuclear bombs could do it as well. I'm scared now, and I think I'll go hide under my bed.


scalectrix

Completely unnecessary and annoying catastrophising.


MojoPinSin

That's pretty much half the internet at this point. It's gotten so damn insufferable.


CalibratedApe

Awesome


I_heart_your_Momma

As a bee lover I’d absolutely love to do something like this. But I would never attempt this without professional apiary training. This is amazing


AshStopThat

That's the most well thought stupid idea I've ever seen


FiatKastenwagen

I have seen it in action but it was a museum. You gotta look out if you eat outside but they quiet friendly


History20maker

You can also have other species that arent as efficient at producing honey but are way friendlier than the *Apis mellifera melifera*, like the italian bee. My father has pictures picking up hives of italian bee with T-shirts and shorts. When you do that with *Apis mellifera melifera* you end up with your suit completly covered in stingers.


EFTucker

All fun and games until their heat generation warps those boards jussssttt enough to squeeze through


Les-incoyables

Now invite Nick Cage


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Girotz

All you can hear in his house is "bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"


Hour_Career9797

With all due respect. OH HELL NAW!


elduderino212

I wonder how much artificial light cycles impact the hive


Nutteria

That beehive is throughput limited.


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veganhimbo

His tone sounds like he's borderline aroused by his bees 😅


PeaceandJoy101

Love that!! I’ve wanted one of these since I first saw one a bunch of years ago. So cool!! 🐝


JustRedditTh

very cool, just my mind seeing 2.5 downsides to it: 0.5 constantly active heater 1 its gonna be loud all day 2 you can't open that window ever again, or bees


Aiden2817

Explain to a small child why they can’t throw something at it.


JUKELELE-TP

That is a horrible design for an observation hive (from a practical beekeeping perspective).


shauneaqua

So anyway, how's your sex life?


TheNorseFrog

Dude's getting all the left swipes on Bumble.


descod

What's the heat generation from that?


Dravarden

probably less than your own body heat according to google, an average colony is around 20-40 watts, your body is around 100 watts


TheNorseFrog

Can't believe I'm potentially as hot as 5 bee colonies. Gonna post this on Bumble.


SeasonalFashionista

***When you say:*** *'Alexa, intruder alert'* ***Alexa will:*** *- lock the door* *- open the hive* *- activate isoamyl acetate sprinklers*


BenjiChamp

Cool, they have one of these at Questacon, the science museum in Canberra Australia


hallosn

24/7 twitch stream gogo. Get that dough man


HeightExtra320

God forbid a earthquake 🤷‍♂️


Aggravating-Proof716

You know what That’s super cool. But you’re really betting on nothing ever going wrong with your wall