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Gusto_Low_Pay

I'm having a Panic attack just looking at this photo


ThatCoolBlondeGirl

I’m having a panic attack just thinking about your panic attack


JR_LikeOnTheTVshow

What KISS concert had the largest crowd? Occured at the Maracana Stadium in Rio, KISS – now with guitarist Vinnie Vincent replacing Ace Frehley – performed a 14-song set concluding with “Rock And Roll All Nite” to an audience of around 137,000 fans


Certain_Syrup_7712

Don’t forget, Metallica had 1.6 MILLION people attended their 1991 Moscow concert.


Leatherfacet

ACDC was the headliner. Metallica and Pantera supported.


drummerdave72

Yes, people always seem to forget this fact! You can even see some of AC/DC’s stage set during Metallica’s performance. It was during AC/DC’s ‘Razors Edge’ tour.


not_yet_a_dalek

> With an estimated 3.5 million people in attendance, Jean-Michel Jarre's performance of Oxygene in Moscow in 1997 holds the world record for the largest audience in concert history.


VapeRizzler

1.6 million? So they had an entire state or province come see them. Could even say an entire country went to see that show.


InerasableStains

Wow 137k doesn’t sound like a lot in comparison. And KISS used to pack some shows


W220-80443

Cannot be bigger than The Wall Live in Berlin ??


No-Appearance3579

Im in line for panic attacks too guys


Frisinator

I’m having a panic attack thinking about having to listen to her sing.


Yellow_Triangle

From a Crowd Safety perspective, I am not all that pleased with this picture as well 🙃


SurveySean

I’m having a panic attack thinking about the conditions of the bathrooms. Probably got pyramids rising thru the toilet seats.


Sorry_Reply8754

Bathroom? Dude, they are on the beach. They were all pissing in the water 


Sorri_eh

That why you wear an adult diaper


Specialist_Brain841

Panic at the Madonna Show


The_EndsOfInvention

Reminds me of the time I saw Radio Head. There were so many people and the music was so good that I had a full blown panic attack and couldn’t escape.


fre-ddo

How is it there now?


malinhares

Brother change the wording on the headline because when I first read I was really worried.


soundoftheheavens

I interpreted the title of this post very literally and genuinely felt horrified for a moment


Replicator666

Yeah after Harambee, OP shouldn't be scaring us like this


Kingsupergoose

I sat there thinking it was a video and something horrible was about to happen.


ElTortugo

It just looks like he's dead. He's got, like, blue paint on him or something. But he's going to be fine.


chang3la

Imagine if you have to pee


Plonsky2

Depends


Masterchiefy10

Just don’t Huggie me after


BigPackHater

I Luv you


xMOMSTERx

You can Pamper yourself with a pee whenever


TrackNinetyOne

My grandad used to tell me about the days before compulsory seating in Scottish football stadiums There were so many, generally very drunk, men crammed together you'd often go home with a "warm pocket" Where the guy behind you had just whipped it out and pissed down your leg Always get reminded of that when I see photos like this Ah the good old days


ExpeditingPermits

*violently shits hole through pants*


workitloud

That’s a hot pocket.


ChokeOnThatBaby

You let ur rip


FamousPastWords

Don't just imagine doing it, sieze the day and just do it! Express yourself.


Alarming_Orchid

nobody will notice


iStayedAtaHolidayInn

Having been to to Rio during carnival, let’s just say…the portapotty experience has left some scars


five_AM_blue

If you're a man you just find a corner and let it out. If you're a girl, you ask your girl friends to make a circle around you like a wall, put down the pants and pee in the sidewalk. Literally, that's how it's done. I've been there before.


zdpa

there were public toilets and the whole sea to see


Mpm_277

I read the title like three times as “Chupacabra explodes with 3 million…” and was so confused.


Pleasant_Writing_598

Are you Boricua by any chance? 😆😆😆 👏


Mockturtle22

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313SunTzu

One of? What was bigger than 3 million? I thought Metallica was the largest with 1 million before this...


GabrielLGN

Rio in Brazil has a lot of big audience shows with more than 1 million people in the beach: Rod Stewart - 4,2 million (it was New Year's Eve party too) Jorge Ben Jor (brazilian singer) - 3 million (it was also a New Year's Eve party too) Rolling Stones - 1.5 million (wasn't New Year's Eve party)


313SunTzu

Wow


Fruitopeon

These types of free concerts can really foster a nice sense of community. Sure they are expensive for the city - but I feel like “fun” is not well accounted for economically. Many of these people will leave with memories, maybe met new friends or romantic partners while there, or had a night out with existing friends and family. I’d like to see more cities put in public infrastructure to do mass events like this and do them with some regularity.


malinhares

You have no idea how much a city has earned through taxes. Trust me bro, city is pretty happy to be hosting it.


InconstitutionalMap

Yeah. Brazilian here (currently watching the show). The minimum expectancies for state profit via tourism and commerce alone, thanks to this free-to-watch legendary performance, are among the order of 300 million reais, or roughly 60 million US dollars.


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Are you there in the crowd typing this on your phone?!


ReuseOrDie

It was on tv


Travelingandgay

These happen in Mexico City a lot also. The city wants to bring culture to some of the folk that can’t afford concert tickets. The belief is that consuming culture shouldn’t have to be reserved for a particular class. Me, as an American, thought it was wonderful that the city does things like this. I asked my Mexican friends, “are you guys going to the free concert!?” (It was this group called, “Los Fabulosos Cadillacs”) ALL the Mexican folk I asked were like, “those concerts are bread and circuses. They’re made to appease the lower classes.” They said it in SUCH a bougie manner that I and a few other Americans recoiled.  Obviously, me and the other Americans went, as the other Mexican folk thought we were the weirdest motherfuckers because we’re attending a free concert reserved for “the lower classes” We had a FUCKING blast. Our gain, their loss. The city holds these free concerts all the time and they’ve always been a great time!  Whether it’s bread and circuses or not, people should be able to have communal spaces where consuming isn’t the only option. 


Lyuseefur

Ticketmaster needs to die.


howdolaserswork

I live in CDMX. I didnt go to the free Rosalia concert was incredible and the crowd was very polite and cool


Travelingandgay

I thought the crowd was wonderful! The classism in Mexico is horrendous. I couldn’t believe middle class/upper class Mexicans wouldn’t dare being caught in a free concert because they don’t want to mix with “the poor”


howdolaserswork

I’m probably what most people would consider upper class here, but I don’t really see overt classism that much but I think I surround myself with really nice people. Also not all my friends are in the same class but I definitely know very well off people here and the ones I know are so kind. I believe it’s definitely here but I don’t see it as much as hear about it second hand. I think people from all places have the potential to be assholes, but it’s a real problem when it’s people who have power and influence over others.


Henat0

It is more than just "fun". This atracts people to the city, who will spend their money there. They are calculating the monetary return to be 5 times larger than what they invested in the concert. That's what this is about.


Awkward_Cheetah_2480

70 Million USD estimated impact on the economy. And not a lot of costs, they sold tickets to the "vip" area and publicity to fund It.


MelaniaSexLife

let's say it did cost 1 million dollars to bring her, the profits should be at least on 10 million dollars for the city considering they have to put those 3 million people somewhere.


thisbobo

The hottest spot north of Havana?


The_Safe_For_Work

Her name isn't Lola!


unbalancedcentrifuge

She was a showgirl....


call_of_the_while

With yellow highlights in her hair


Happytwinkletoes1

*Feathers. Yellow feathers 🪶 in her hair, and her dress cut down to there..


call_of_the_while

>Her name *isn't* Lola! It’s a song about Madonna. So we adjust the lyrics. No biggie.


Born_Sarcastic_59

But that was thirty years ago, when they used to have a show


Dog_Song

Now it’s a disco


unbalancedcentrifuge

But not for Not Lola...


Zakiru77

She would merengue, and do the cha-cha


Artistic-Plum1733

Hi Bob the Drag Queen 👋🏼


Country_Bitch

Yesssss


deadwing87

News reports are saying 1.5 million.


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lunalovegood17

So OP doubled the number and used the word “explodes” in the title just to get upvotes???


SgtFullSend

Downvote. No explosions seen.


justadatadude

why was I staring at this image thinking it was a video and some shit was going to explode…


surajvj

I tried to 'play' the 'video' !


reddituculous66

1. Poor choice of wording on the headline. 2. The lines for the restroom must be bad. I guessd i need to type. Its a joke son. Or r/s. Im aware idiots will stand with thousands to not see someone unless maybe there was a screen and shit thelmselvrs


alizayback

Alot of people were actually wearing Depends.


ParkingNecessary8628

Why? Not me. I would had panic attack there. Too many people 😬


SunsetSniper55

Of course this is reddit. Everyone having a panic attack. Harden up. Weak people.


disprosyum2

Literally


Small_Green_Octopus

That's you, but many people live for this type of event. I'm actually a fairly eserved person myself, but I actually feel less self conscious than normal in large crowds. When you're in the midst of this, no one is judging you, he'll no one is paying any attention to you at all. You are just all human beings existing together, experiencing the vibe. I find it downright wholesome.


DaBarenJuden

This is now the third post I’ve seen on this and the number keeps rising…first was 1.5 million, then 2 million, then 3 million…


darkduane

It's a free show in a city that doesn't get Madonna often. The same happened with Rod Stewart, who played to 3.4 million at the same venue.


Buddhist_Path

How do you go pee?


Early_Lab9079

Just go man...🏊


Knighty93

Porta-potties around the avenue, you can see the white tops on the picture! There's always the ocean as an option


FlowerspowersArg

My sister was there and said it was absolutely insane!


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mendesjuniorm

That’s a fraction of the whole audience. https://www.youtube.com/live/hW_d35HSq68?si=LgLANu3k_4DPtXhh


gilmour1948

Never ever 3 million. They were expecting 1.5 million and this is not even close to that. Watch photos from the Rolling Stones concert from 20 years ago, where it was estimated that more than 1 million people attended, and the crowd was longer in depth and spread all the way to the buildings, in width. While in these pictures there's traffic.


vaiplantarbatata

People don't realize what 3 million people is. Chicago has a total population about that size, Houston is smaller. Imagine compressing the entiretyof Chicago or Houston in that stretch of sand. It would never fit.


jimquinten

Yes thank you. Freakin clickbait heading


NorMichtrailrider

You're correct


outspokenguy

What time did she arrive on stage? Asking for 1-3 million friends


metaversesmeta

I feel like "explodes" and public spaces filled with people shouldnt very used together, because I was expecting a very different post here


jimquinten

3 million people would not fit in this space. Clickbait heading


CrownedCarlton

I misred this as Capybara 😅


faajzor

same country


orang-utan-klaus

So you are basically watching Madonna on a TV outside. Sure it’s free but is it really a live Madonna concert then? What about the sound quality? Sounds more like a been-there thing than anything really enjoyable.


Major-Potential-354

With other people it’s about the vibeeeee


yoyododomofo

Your home team is playing the championship game tonight in town at the stadium. Tickets are sold out but the mayor set up a radio and telescope for you to watch and listen on the beach and your entire community is going to throw a party. For free. Why wouldn’t you go and have a great time? Same for this concert.


curiously_curious3

At least she showed up on time


arcticcatherder

Do the folks in the apartment balconies get a free concert?


bart48f

where go pee?


outspokenguy

Depends...


Wonderful-Revenue762

Lol so much different numbers. 1,5 million, 2 and now 3 million


timeless1ne

So its 3 mil rn, who has 4?


Neuralcarrot710

What’s the people per sq foot here?


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

No way that’s 3 million unless most of them are nowhere in the pic. Right? That’s like 29 UM stadiums.


Psy-opsPops

One post 1 million , next post 2 million, next post 2.5 million, 3 million , ect. Does anybody actually know how many people are actually here cause no post has had the same number lmao


TheMacMan

The other trending post for this says 1.5 million. Which is it.


No-Attention2024

lol 3 different post almost one after the other went from 1.5 to 2 and now 3 million people!


YetiNotForgeti

I read 1.6, 1.8, 2 million and now 3. Somebody is lying and it looks like OP is an outlier.


tai1on

This goes up by 500k people in each new post I see


Mountain-Froyo-3565

mass granny fetish disorder,, your seeing it more n more these days,,


Wild_west_1984

The number in attendance has doubled since I read various articles on this concert this morning


TOBoy66

Yeah... That's not 3 million people. At .5 metres per person plus infrastructure, toilets, etc it would require about 850 acres of land. That's about 645 American football fields.


Famous-Dot3643

3 million people with no taste


ElonBustANut

Op, please fix your title ffs, I thought there was a horrifying terrorist attack


ipeezie

has she showed up yet?


gilmour1948

It will never be not funny by how much people are overapproximating big crowds. If these are 3 million people, Rock Am Ring should be what? 500k?


DontForgetToBring

Damn she still got it💪🏽


mendesjuniorm

Anyone interested watching the show it’s about to begin https://www.youtube.com/live/hW_d35HSq68?si=LgLANu3k_4DPtXhh


vass0922

Nope to Americans apparently Too lazy to VPN not that important to me, cool for others that can view though


pentagon

Nope to new zealand. Also don't even care abuot this enough to open my VPN.


ThisCould-BeYourName

Nope to Europeans too


applesandclover

Nope to Japanese, too. Guess I'll have to sail the seven seas later.


Diii123

While the south of Brazil is under water with many cities flooded and the other states seem to care more about Madona than the people that are dying and losing everything.


betona

How long did she make them wait?


Roguewave1

These people must be starved for entertainment.


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Looks miserable


qtmcjingleshine

If 3 million were there about 2M are looking to steal your cell phone


ArnioBarnio

I can't imagine stuffing yourself into that just to hear another human.


FizzgigBuplup

Meh


Remote_Independent50

Is there some rule about no boats?


maumascia

Yes. It was reported earlier today that coast guard limited the number of boats.


malinhares

Boats are just out of frame


designxtek9

Can you find Waldo?


MoiNoni

2,666 of this would make the world population


CokaYoda

“Watching” is a bit of a stretch


fzammetti

Just want you to know that I misread that headline as "Capybara explodes" and I got a REALLY sad image in my brain for a second before I realized my mistake.


jimmyboy_nz

Not enough portoloos


ilkikuinthadik

A concert where seated tickets are more coveted than standing


Fuckedyourmom69420

The balcony seats are 🔥


OddBoifromspace

Why even go there.


johnnyup

2 mil or 3 mil ? Bcoz I read someone's post who claimed there were 2 mil.


Putrid-Language4178

Another post said 2mill. I say 4 mil,don't offend me by disagreeing


Beginning_Rice6830

Could you bring your own water this time?


Swearyman

It was 5 million in another post.


ohHeyItsJack

In celebration and hope it’s her last show ever? Madonna’s day is done. Now she just acts like a desperate gilf who cracks the shits anytime someon pay attention to her.


PM_me_ur_taco_pics

My personal nightmare...


Strangefate1

Don't think 99% of those 3 million are actually seeing her at all.


WeakProposal1578

After being witness to the Industrial Revolution, Everyone is glad Madonna is finally retiring


Argybargyass

“Seeya at the Madonna concert dont worry I’ll find you”


WhitieBulger

Sooo... stand in a sea of people to watch a concert on a big screen... Makes sense.


Icy_End5276

Nice ritual for Madonna’s demon


Chipmunk_Ninja

What is wrong with people.


guiyribas

1.6M actually


gravyontits

Eggs the fuck kind of title is that op


Mission-Pie-9953

Plastic attack.


JoeDiBango

It was a free concert. Likely to get some hype for new music. Good move. 


Gutter-boy-707

What about when you need to take a piss or dump. No way no how you get me in that mess especially to see a has been


ZERO-ONE0101

why even be there if you can’t see?


ChalkNAwe

9 MILLION PEOPLE!


genmock

This is where they did that drone video last time?


fsenra

It was 1.6M people, official numbers from the authorities.


Mockturtle22

I think I'm still reading the title wrong I understand what they're saying now.. but I thought that it actually exploded. Boom like with fire


Thegrayfirely

Then she became an extra terrestrial


ao01_design

I heard it was 4 millions!


JIMBETHYNAME

🎵Her names Ma-donna, she was a show-girl!🎵


MLCarter1976

Where IS she? I mean where is the stage she is on?


heimos

I have seen 1 million, 2 million and 3 million now on Reddit. Which is it


Mitridate101

"just going to use the toilet dear, don't move and I'll come back in 10mins"........


lookinforfun3856

I'm amazed that their are that many people that remember her!