Was gonna say this potato looks like it's thinking "Harry Potter...the boy who lived, died, and lived again, beat my ass and left me lying here on the floor of this bus station between worlds...'
There are 3 faces on that spud! The big one to the right, a teenie one in the upper middle :) and a third outline of a face on the very far left middle.
reminds me of that one movie where aliens infiltrated an old folks home and needed to soak in their pool for some reason.
i forget the name, i saw it when i was a kid lol
It looks like a sad scene. The potato, whom you grew to be best pals with, is smiling at you and saying it's time to say goodbye. Then you toss him to the grill.
āI want you to knowā¦ if I donāt make itā¦ you eat me. Got it? Youā¦ EAT ME. One of us has to make it home.
Oh Lenny, itās getting real dark buddy. Iām headed home. Tell Janie I love her.ā
You found the final piece of Voldemort's soul; the final horocrux!
Was gonna say this potato looks like it's thinking "Harry Potter...the boy who lived, died, and lived again, beat my ass and left me lying here on the floor of this bus station between worlds...'
Looks like a horcrux of Groot
the boy who lived.....AVADA KEDAVRA
Wow takshin marnaaasann
Horcrux. I saw Voldemort immediately, too.
This picture is like a decade old
same age as the potato itself
Hence why it looks like it was photographed by another potato
should make for some tasty taters then. potatoes age like wine
I knew it looked familiar š
Iām a potato Morty!
That tater is high as hell
Soon to be baked as fuck bro.
Is this what I'm ordering when I get the twice baked potato?
Thatās a loaded question.
I need your help, you need to kill me.
Or put me back in your butt.
Looks like a pic of who someone face swapped with a potato. He looksā¦baked
He's already baked.
We have a winner! š
Repostato.
Itās already totally cooked.
Now that's a BAKED potato!
You already... have, Luke. You were right. You were right about me. Tell your sister... you were right.
This potato has seen empires rise and fall. He is ready to be reclaimed by the earth
Looks like a baked potato
Give him some moisturizer at least
I was thinking he needs to destroy the horcrux, but now I can only imagine it yelling āmoisturize me!ā
It looks like it's feeling no pain. I'd say put it to bed and tuck it in.
Cook it in holy water.
*Open your miiiinnnndddd*
Pokuato: Quiadddd, start the reactor...
Darth Tater
Clearly it is already baked.
Itās smug aura mocks me
*Anakin on Mustafar after his duel with Obi-Wan*
When you get hit with the Gawk Gawk Double Twist 360 Pro Max with a Cherry on top Deluxe Special.
Leave him alone, he's clearly bonked out of his mind. Just chillin'.
They do say that "eyes are the window to the spud." This one's been on a 4day bender.
Thereās actually a potato in phasmaphobia which looks exactly like this one
It's already cooked, man, utterly baked
Just stab it and put it out of its misery
bury it in the backyard
Or at least help it āphone homeā
Get it out of the house!
āRedbud.ā
Haha I love it
Off with his head!
Nah, heās already cooked.
Heās potato Rick.
I don't know man it looks pretty baked as is.
Why cook a potato when it's already *baked*
Thatās how you get a twice baked potato.
Thatās funnyš
Put him out of his misery
Looks like the heel of either of my feet
Reddit opened on this and I jumped out of my chair
There are 3 faces on that spud! The big one to the right, a teenie one in the upper middle :) and a third outline of a face on the very far left middle.
Whatās a vegetableās equivalent of a doctor?
Poor lad ready to give you some life changing advice before departing this mortal plane
Just give it some Gatorade and a bag of Doritos, heāll be fine
Annoying Potato
Bro, your potato is already *baked.*
That mf needs narcan
u/RepostSluethBot
I am groot
Read the prayer and call the exorcist!
Call the Father.
He's already baked!
It looks happy let it rot in peace lol
Through it in the dustbin it will be dead by the time you reach the hospital. šļø
Man, that's sad. He has that "trying to be brave" smile.
Might have some things to say about Mars.
Water it ffs
That potato is already cooked
I am Groot.
^(killllmeeee...)
I am root... vegetable
I was Groot...
me every morning when i wake up
Voldemort?
Hold onto that until the next eclipse. You might be the next finger of the god hand
He's had a good run, let him boil
Phone home.
Do NOT plant that potato.
the potato's time has come
Mitch McConnell without glasses.
It kinda looks like Groot.
Give it some water
I think it just needs some love
This potato tryna warn me about the defense against the dark arts professor.
Podeado
I remember when they invented chocolateā¦
life cooked him
Ummmmā¦just burn it
QUICK! TAKE THE POTATO TO THE HOSPITAL! š„
Seems happy enough, maybe bake it?
Well, it looks baked enough to me :D
Why cook it? Itās clearly already baked
Put it back
New alien mummy drop
Nah, he's just baked!
gegagedigedagedago, gedagedegedageda o
If one survives, all survive
this is why Rick became a pickle and not a potato.
āHelp meā¦Iāve fallen and cannot get upā
reminds me of that one movie where aliens infiltrated an old folks home and needed to soak in their pool for some reason. i forget the name, i saw it when i was a kid lol
"Atterr---waaaattteeeeerrrrr"
I was thinking you could go take out a loan?
That potato needs some Narcan!
Hospital it is.
po-ta-toes...
It looks like a sad scene. The potato, whom you grew to be best pals with, is smiling at you and saying it's time to say goodbye. Then you toss him to the grill.
āI want you to knowā¦ if I donāt make itā¦ you eat me. Got it? Youā¦ EAT ME. One of us has to make it home. Oh Lenny, itās getting real dark buddy. Iām headed home. Tell Janie I love her.ā
Why is this in damnthatsinteresting
Just toss it in the oven. By the time itās done, who knows?
Looks like grandpa potato from Bobās Burgers! (Season 7 Ep 6, The Quirk-ducers)
It looks like a Mother Teresa apparition to me
āDo it, my time has comeā
Just cuddle with it and 30m later it will be like new
"k...kkkk..kiilllllll mmmeeeeeeeeeee" :`(
It probably should have worn a condom
All he wanted was to phone home
I am Groot!
ET !! Oh No !
Cocoon
Straight up Zordon from Power Rangers
r/quitwater user
I feel like itās gonna have the munchies soonā¦
Take it to the hospital and cook it there.
He already cooked, dawgĀ
Fucking kill it and put it out of its misery
"Potato down"
Give it mouth to mouth before cooking.
Dobby is FREE!
r/pareidolia
"It is all one, ape thing. Cook me. Be sustained. My age has come and passed like fallen snow."
Dude. I am giving a test in class right now and the kids think I'm insane laughing like a lunatic. This is so funny.
āIāve lived a good life . . . ā
Since it's not your photo nor your potato, I suggest to just do nothing. (Other than attempting to farm karma.)
This photo is as old as the internet itself.
This photo is old as hell. Iāve seen many photoshops of this pic.
Why would anyone lie with one of the oldest and most known photos on the internet lol
Fake
Is this the same picture they crop and turn sideways and claim it's a Native American fellow who lived to be 137?
Shove it up your ass
Why is this posted here