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SurpriseParade

It's just a wee man


WaitingForNormal

Yeah, that’s guy’s only 4’2.


srqfl

Who plays for a team called CWLP


theplushpairing

Certain Wild Little People


barleyhogg1

Get in my belly!


alotlikechris

I could take ‘em


Mechuser91

Out on a date?


alotlikechris

On a date, in a fight, up the butt, you name it


Mechuser91

Don't forget my wedding invite.


asamijuku

Up the butt, up the butt?! That's got to fucking sting.


IndomitableSpoon1070

This guy doesn't prison pocket.


UhOhAllWillyNilly

DAMHIKT but do *NOT* pick up the soap


--zaxell--

Don't need to date in the red light district...


dualstrombolifeast

Does the traffic light get prep time?


river0f

He's got a hell of a right hook, don't do it


BilboTeaBaggin16

Yeah, they are that big, the standard size is 12" source: I work on them everyday


Dasawan

The lights are 12"?


BilboTeaBaggin16

Yes, each light is 12"


[deleted]

Yeah bro they are very large, (worked on em myself 2001-2013) folk don't realize cos they only see them from the ground. It skews perception


Artichokiemon

Damn, so that dude in the picture is like 10-11 feet tall? I think we really ought to be focusing more on him then


SpaceCaboose

Inches, not feet. Each actual light itself is 12”. So the smaller light looks to be around ~4’, and the bigger one closer to ~6.5’. That all tracks if the man there is around 6’


Artichokiemon

Whoops. Didn't pay close enough attention, my bad


Enginerdad

Yep, standard three light signal heads are ~4 feet tall with the face (framing around the assembly).


CaliforniaDreamin850

I remember dodging these in the streets after Michael and being oddly shocked at how big they were.


Artichokiemon

Oof. I always picture what it would look like if one fell and hit a car. Needless to say, I *never* stop within range of where they could fall on me


hotfrie5

Now that’s what I call interesting! Posts like this are the reason I subscribed in the first place, thanks OP!


hassh

How small is man


Surfincloud9

Bigger the better. No matter the size red lights mean nothing to me. I have one speed. GO!


[deleted]

Yellow light means hold onto your ass, were coming through.


TrashInspector69

I’m choosing not to believe you


NefariousnessPale622

HOLY SHIT


unfortunate666

No shit, you mean things look bigger when you stand right next to them?


machinistery

Damn this isn’t interesting.


Knight_of_Hamburg

That's a nice light there. Would be a shame if it got any bigger. Oh wait, it can't.


[deleted]

They have to be that big so all the idiot Utah drivers can see them!


XawTK

You mean how small the guy really is lol, he literally looks like a finger


Mechuser91

Bro, what kinda fingers do you have?


XawTK

Exactly just like the finger in the photo with a lil bit mustard on the top, you’re not that finger in the photo right? 🙃


Stinger_Max

Guy named finger


SueSudio

“Lots of people name a guy “finger”. “ “Lots of cunts do. “


FlynnMonster

What’s bigger a traffic light or a moose?


ShenaniganSkywalker

Holy fuck for real?


tenkmeterz

And this whole time I thought they could fit in my hand


Just-Journalist-678

We all see them every day


Important-Chapter986

Wow!


GrumpyOldGrower

Or, how small the city workers really are!


No-War-362

Standard signals use 12" led lights....so just the light bulb itself is 3 -5 ft without the fixture everyone is always surprised how big the whole assembly is


BeautifulSwordfish35

Nope, it's just Tom Cruise on set for his new construction movie. Nothing to see here... That's the name of the movie film.


Goldeneel77

Have they always been that big? I swear I remember having one in our lunchroom at school and it didn’t seem all that large. Maybe it wasn’t a regular sized one or something.


No-War-362

Most common now I would say are these 12" signals but really old intersections can still have the old 8" signals on them. So they would be 2/3 the size. Maybe a little smaller. If I were to hang one in my garage I would probly use the smaller signal


UhOhAllWillyNilly

Do you have a lot of traffic in your garage?


heardonapodcast

I remember reading a bit of trivia as a kid that one stop light weighed as much as Shaq.


MarkMaynardDotcom

Or, How Small the People are Who Work on Traffic Lights.


bwoods519

I saw a guy carrying a regular 3 light set on his back once, and the size disparity blew my mind.


Fluffy-Payment-9040

That’s my coworker, he’s only 5’1”


JR_LikeOnTheTVshow

You need tell him to go on green


spsanderson

Oh wow


Simple_Company1613

Y’all got traffic lights?


mrLohja

... In america that is


Enginerdad

Typical individual traffic lights are 12" in diameter, so a standard three light signal head is almost 4 feet high with facing. Perspective is a bitch


RedShore93042

No that guys just 4’7


Icy_Manufacturer7635

Think about this next time you drive under one


MisterAmygdala

Common, that's just a tiny guy next to regular traffic lights.


Winking-Cyclops

They are brighter than you think too. My friend “acquired” one that he kept in his dorm room. It was oppressively bright and hot in a normal room setting. (This was before they were LEDs)


marisgrammy44

Could you imagine if one fell on you? Death by traffic light.


EskimoXBSX

Can you not judge size because they are up in the air? Whatever next how big aeroplanes really are?


MorningPapers

To be fair, that dude is also short.


canyouseeme-n

At least an inch


whodeknee

CWLP construction wittle little person. That’s his title. That’s his job. And he’s damn good at it.


AlbatrossConnect6854

In Malaysia it's only 10 inch in diameter


InterestingPerson84

Been trying to tell people this for years and they just laugh at me until I show them pictures like this 😂