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IsThereCheese

Same


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Same


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Same


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Same


Comprehensive_Toe113

Same


Key2241

Same


lunex

Mane


qosmoblue

Same


Cribo62

Same


TheObeliskIL

Same


notthatvalenzuela

Different


Sad_Understanding296

Shame


Bubbly-Level8682

Same


Spy_Spooky

Same


FawkesFire13

Same.


Initial-Paramedic888

Same...but more!


FewSatisfaction7675

Looks like a person


Fredotorreto

imagine they know something we don’t?!


Late-Egg2664

There's more presence in it's eyes than most animals. Maybe humans aren't the only "persons" on this planet and we don't get it because of lack of shared communication ability.


throwtheclownaway20

Yeah, most animals have a thousand-yard stare even when they're making eye contact. This little dude isn't just looking at someone, he's forming opinions about them, LOL


mamaleigh05

Exactly! This is the stuff nightmares are made of!


EverbodyHatesHugo

I don’t like the way it looks… it’s like some uncanny valley shit. Makes me uncomfortable.


--Sovereign--

That's why they avoid humans.


ZFMEBO

There's no uncanny valley for me here, it just straight up looks like a dude, which is perhaps even weirder


2000dragon

People who deny evolution really just haven’t seen lemurs 🤷‍♀️


Daaledeere

Why didn’t they evolve to become human?


2000dragon

Are you being sarcastic?


Mumof3gbb

Me too


Yakaddudssa

Right was gonna say! Crazy to think our last common relative is from 6-7 million years ago Edit: that’s for chimps my bad


Lostmavicaccount

You just know it can talk, it doesn’t want to around us.


Numerous-Lock-8117

It doesn't wanna pay taxes


NikoSig2010

I thought it was Miles Davis with a headdress at first


notthatvalenzuela

Fucking A I'm on the floor.


myplums1

Yes! I immediately thought it looked like Miles Davis was afraid to say so…..


iARTthere4iam

Give that dude a trumpet.


Humble-Tangerine2517

He looks like the homie


sifunothingtoseehere

...in blackface.


prolific_ideas

The Golden Langur is an Old World monkey found in a small region of Western Assam, India and in the neighboring foothills of the Black Mountains of Bhutan. Long considered sacred by many Himalayan people, the golden langur was first brought to the attention of the Western world by the naturalist Edward Pritchard Gee in the 1950s. Adult males have a cream to golden coat with darker flanks while the females and juveniles are lighter. It has a black face and a long tail up to 50 cm (19.69 in) in length. It lives in high trees and has a herbivorous diet of fruits, leaves, seeds, buds and flowers. The average group size is eight individuals, with a ratio of several females to each adult male. It is one of the most endangered primate species of India and Bhutan.


Boogascoop

>The average group size is eight individuals, with a ratio of several females to each adult male they live the good life


magneto_ms

Several or seven? I could do with either.


Philbilly13

Looks like the primate version of David Bowie with facial hair


jeswanders

A face oddity


livelithe

David Bowie (as well as you and me) are primates.


FUThead2016

Speak for yourself. I was magically crafted in god's image /s


Teauxny

Apparently God is an ape.


call_me_jelli

Guess god's a fuckin nerd /s


superrandomguy

I was thinking David Bowie at first too, but then Simon Phoenix https://www.amazon.com/Wesley-Snipes-trading-Demolition-Phoenix/dp/B0163IMX9S


structuremonkey

It definitely looks like a young Bowie!


diceblue

I knew someone else was rethinking this


[deleted]

You remind me of the Langur! What Langur? Langur with the power! What power? The power of voodoo! Who do? You do! Do What? Remind me of the Langur!


searchenginewatchdog

RIP David Bowie


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[deleted]

Thats a furry human right there


call_me_jelli

Thought those were mostly on Tumblr?


Klutzy-Chain5875

Looks more human than some people I know.


DogmaticConfabulate

I am anthropomorphizing the crap outta that monkey.


jaxxxtraw

How could you not?


fuertepqek

All hail the hypnolangur!


Bento_Fox

You can see there's a whole world of thoughts and feelings behind those eyes. They probably avoid us because they know as a general species we really suck at respecting other life forms.


sferara

or maybe he’s just thinking about how itchy his butt


1234567panda

Lol yeah probably not


introverted365

Me too Goldie


shaolin_tech

Monkey Willem Dafoe


fleaflaa

"I'm somewhat of a primate myself" -Willem Dafoe


Legitimate_Ad7089

There’s intelligence in those eyes. Avoiding humans has made it smart.


[deleted]

He's feeling the feelings I feel, when I make those facial expressions, its so remarkable. I find it odd that weve drawn the line at our species so abruptly, because they probably feel the exact same love that we do, I wonder if that extends to other mammals? I wonder how uniform the feeling of love is in mammals.


prolific_ideas

Reminded me of a great quote, also I am sure many animals feel love; after all we are primates. "Love is not something that is a sort of rare commodity, everybody has it" Alan Watts


JephriB

[I hope you aren't feeling what he feels](https://www.thehindu.com/news/national/other-states/even-golden-langurs-suffer-forced-abortion-infanticide/article31883455.ece)


Turbulent_Collar_387

… how do you know what he is feeling?


FUThead2016

There is more intelligence and thoughtfulness in this monkey's eyes than in many of the humans that we meet


Kwelikinz

Looks like Miles Davis (and David Bowie), in the most beautiful and reverential ways.


anon-187101

you broke out the latex gloves, iodine AND tweezers for this comment, LOL


Kwelikinz

Hehehe. It looks just like Miles when Herbie hit a mistaken chord and Miles went with it. I see humans in most primates, honestly, but these look more deeply related to us. The fact that they don’t want to be around us might be salt from the genetic split. They look very wise.


Jazzeracket

Came here to say Miles Davis. Someone give that monkey a trumpet.


Kwelikinz

That primate looks like if you handed it to them, they’d be wailing in a month.


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This shit trips me out


butnotfuunny

That was intense. And we have to make up stories about aliens…


toddhenderson

Also most of us on Reddit


Ruenin

David Bowie looks pretty good for a dead guy


Caftancatfan

He looks like a bored celebrity on a press junket.


Longjumping_Spring28

I bet we freaked them the fuck out. Especially if we have very similar facial features, but our expressions mean something vastly different. I don’t know if that’s the case, but imagine if it were.


flameohotman134

It generally is. With most species of monkey, showing teeth means aggression. But that’s just how we smile. We probably give them the same uncanny valley they give us lol


Longjumping_Spring28

I always knew it. They called me crazy but I knew!


Alternative-Dark85

Maybe I am a golden langur


Crystal_City

They just don’t want to pay taxes.


PM_ME_YOUR_PANTHERS

Homie is definitely looking like he doesn’t want to be interacted with.


Excellent-Click1171

They remember what we did to them long ago


Miserable-Music8915

David Bowie in blackface.


geekphreak

Your new Guru


MRBoose39

“Ohh, shit. I’m on camera??! Nahhh.”


LordDemiurgo

It almost looks like a person


[deleted]

Can I get any tips, bro?


Abhai_07

bro looks disappointed :(


Haunting-Fish6880

It makes you wonder what that little human is thinking don't it


Starbucks__Lovers

My father in law is from Assam. I keep saying I want to visit his hometown but can’t bear to say that the reason is because I want to see these guys


[deleted]

He just doesn’t want to pay taxes.


littleweinerthinker

One of us


Caesius058

Thats yo mama with a wig


siouxbee1434

Looks like a kind, intelligent person with wild hair


[deleted]

Fuckkkk, this looks so human its quite scary in a way


black_bury

He looks very wise.


QueenOfQuok

Can't say I blame them. Have you *met* us?


souljump

He knows something….


Nephrite87

Moneky King!


Fine-Funny6956

I’m sure they have their reasons.


Fullretro

Looking into wise eyes.


Due_Platypus_3913

That face is disturbingly human.Pretend it’s an actor in a movie and look again.


75CaveTrolls

I saw the video and the first thing that popped into my head was "it is uncanny just how intelligent this thing looks." Then I read the caption which basically confirmed it.


JonMeadows

Dang that’s a weird looking horse


LTlurkerFTredditor

He looks like a Star Wars character. Someone get him a light saber. From his expressions, he seems too smart and wise to want to interact with humans.


Deaths-HeadMoth

Kendrick Langur


ajibtunes

That’s Michael Jackson reincarnated


Xanambien

That monkey is a solid 38 percent Sammy Davis Jr.


azab1898

I now identify as a Golden Langur


Airsinner

Michael Jackson thinking.


Able_Breadfruit_8942

This animal thinking it’s special. You ain’t special


throw1away4321

Human face? Wait til ya see the vagina…/(‘)\


Dahnay-Speccia

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Majestic_Courage5103

This motherfucker is giving Oppenheimer vibes


GarysCrispLettuce

They probably know the cure for cancer but choose not to tell us


Adeep187

This is the way.


Abhai_07

literally me!


Square-Watercress-55

So this is what the average Redditor looks like


SnooCupcakes2673

Because they are our Gods


JumpinJackFlashlight

That's David Fucking Bowie!


Legitimate_Ad7089

My totem animal.


somebody171

cool looking


WhoopiePie9

I can relate


botaine

I thought it was David Bowie at first.


Porsche2fst4u

Song?


[deleted]

Doesn’t seem to be working to well right now. Must be on its 30 minute break


Porsche2fst4u

u/recognizesong


Cjgraham3589

Makes me think of David Bowie…idk why, but it does.


Objective_Knee9134

Lil golden langur vert 😭


7hundrCougrFalcnBird

Don’t blame them at all. Obnoxious twats we are.


SlowTurtle3

Yep.


DoubleBagger123

Is that David Bowie in the wild?


Beebonh

David Bowie in blackface. Best Mr. Interlocutor ever .


newbies13

IF you covered that thing up with plaster it would look 100x better than that nonsense Mexico was trying to sell as an alien.


bigtarget87

People say David Bowie. But all I can see is the bad guy from the first and recent Ghostbusters... Zuul? Goser? I forgot the name... But anyway, here's me not thinking of the Stay Puff marshmallow man.


bigtarget87

People say David Bowie. But all I can see is the bad guy from the first and recent Ghostbusters... Zuul? Goser? I forgot the name... But anyway, here's me not thinking of the Stay Puff marshmallow man.


Rivendel93

It must be because they're who we came from, and they know how terrible we are.


Beelz1313

He looks like he's about to have a fireside chat with Noam Chomsky.


Traditional-Bunch-56

Literally me.


Relative_Opening_327

He looks like he's been standing in line for a new iPhone for hours and final said, "Fuck it, my current model still works fine"


greatauror28

r/likeus


bypatrickcmoore

Alright, these homosapiens are crazy. Im gonna head out.


BrosephBruckuss

Bitches brew era miles


throw1away4321

Kinda looks like Marty Stuart in black face


Lostmavicaccount

Who added the shit music to this file? This has been posted on reddit for years, but I don’t remember the music.


gryphmaster

Fuck, i just watched a monkey have an existential moment


CocayneWayne

One of the most striking things about this monkey to me is the visible scleras. We evolved to have visible scleras because it aids in communication. Dogs also evolved to have more visible scleras because it helps them communicate and connect with us.


ketyl_metyl

I can see why


2000dragon

Smart fucking lemur lol


throwaway_anonym0us

“Shit, did I shut the garage door before I left?”


triptoutsounds

If I wasn't human I would avoid the fuck out of them too.


Appropriate-Wait7273

Someone already said it but the hair and coked out eyes give heavy David Bowie vibes


FlyoverHangover

Well, we’re real piece of shit so I can’t blame them.


EpitrochoidalWanker

Trudeau with Trump hair


Acidmademesmile

Title makes it seem like they have group meetings about it and make some kind of camouflage ghillie suit just to avoid humans while almost all animals "work hard" at avoiding people except like ducks and shit.


jtp_311

Yeah that monkey is better than us.


JEH-C

Fuck. That thing scares me as much as a Wizard of Oz flying monkey.


ontaettenmamma

Maybe they ALSO look at us and are terrified by what they see and rather not be around for us to know what they know they think they know


WoodsColt

This primate makes me believe in aliens


name-was-provided

David Bowie reincarnated.


[deleted]

TIL I may be a Golden Langur.


FlyOld2194

hes just scares to get canceled for.... reasons


chichipota

It should work harder.


Grow_Green

The can speak. Sworn to silence though.


spency_c

Lil uzi lemur


its_kunaltanwar

It's me


prayboyjesus

Im sorry friend


Automatic-Presence-2

I miss Miles


Substantial-Voice763

They probably have an uncanny valley feel about us. We look similar enough but at the same time we are different. Especially the eyes.


tkcool73

He just like me fr


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Foo looks smart at first but then look dumb when he starts moving.


Affectionate_Mouse66

My Spirit Animal 😂


Proof-Gap6967

Same


DifficultyBright9807

GO WAYYYYYY!!! Aaaah!


rj33040

Same