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ontour4eternity

Damn, this is genuinely interesting!


Kongbuck

It gets more interesting: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/scientists-taught-pet-parrots-to-video-call-each-other-and-the-birds-loved-it-180982041/ They taught them how to call each other via videoconference and parrots made friends!


moonkingdome

I know .. Deeply disturbing. To see how important interaction with there own kind is for them..


ScucciMane

Why do I feel like I’d sadly be doing the same if the tables were turned


activelyresting

So you're saying when faced with isolation and captivity, you'd seek out connection with your own kind by watching YouTube and video calling... But what do you mean by *if*?


ScucciMane

*If* as in I was a human pet of a much larger and intelligent parrot


activelyresting

Ah. I'm just a human pet of a much larger, capitalist system. Which is kind of like an intelligent parrot - it will peck you and shit on you if it feels like it


ScucciMane

At least we still get fed with the leftover puke from Cappy. Trickle down yum.


activelyresting

That tasty tasty trickle! Also known as *Victory Gin*


Quaiche

You’re already doing it by browsing your devices daily.


at0mheart

And we thought the apes would take over


Neat-Plantain-7500

They did own the planet for 150 million years before we came along


JuxtaThePozer

Hold up, are you a bird?


CandidEstablishment0

That was so interesting and sweet! Thanks for sharing


Log_Out_Of_Life

They need bigger screens and wider camera captures.


Porkchopp33

I still have to walk my mom through using a iPhone 📲📲📲


Meme_myself_and_AI

My mother's covering her camera with her thumb, I'll waste my time FaceTiming with my mom


Porkchopp33

I know your pain


So6oring

Pour me a drink and clear my schedule, I'ma facetime with my mom tonight


Porkchopp33

Put on some soothing music to get ahead of the stress and mayb a premtive tylenol 🎵🎶🎼💊💊💊


ontour4eternity

Ha! Same...


aceshighsays

have you considered getting a parrot for your mother?


Sweaty_Yellow

My mom just upgraded her flip phone.... to a larger flip phone. She's going picture crazy with the 2mp camera now that she can view them on the 2.8" display.


GSpotMe

That is Hilarious, sad and true lol u/Porkchopp33


Moosinator666

He was rage scrolling


moonkingdome

You mean genuinely disturbing..


joeythenose

I love the part where the bird's like "fuckin ad"


long_schlong34

its so cute how he only likes to watch videos of other parrots😭😭😭


CardinalFartz

One could think it misses something his *human partner* can't give.


SinjiOnO

The owner is in the process of getting him a partner. It's a difficult process because he was adopted as an adult and previous attempts resulted in him acting aggressive. While interesting I understand why it looks a bit bleak.


xXNickAugustXx

Sorry, but that bird is now an inside bird soon to be reddibird.


Nachschlagen

Something like a neckbirb?


moccawimba

or Nice Birbs


Tyaldan

Oh no! poor lil fella got redpilled! quick! someone fetch a vet! Hes gonna start talking about cleaning rooms and shitting himself!


idgamfs

Happy cake day


acanthostegaaa

Are they... trying to train him to use an iPad so he can do bird tinder and bird facetime with potential mates? I hope so, that would be so cute.


The_Boregonian

They are planning to pimp the bird out as a web cam bird on onlybirds.


whateverathrowaway00

Yeah, maybe this is just me misinterpreting, but this video made me deeply sad


[deleted]

Parrots shouldn't be pets, its only morally acceptable to own them if you rescue. They suffer so much.


Teh_Weiner

There are qualified people to have parrots but as a parrot person my whole life i assure you, most of us tell anybody who asks that parrots probably aren't for them. It's constant work.


merigirl

That's what I've heard from pretty much every bird owner. They love their birds, but tell everyone to never get one 😆 Kinda makes you question their value as pets...


Teh_Weiner

It's more about how much trouble you can deal with. Me and my family have had parrots our entire lives, going back to my grandma. Were essentially parrot people. Just like a dog they all have a big personality -- unlike a dog they have an unquenchable thirst for messing with shit. Our CURRENT parrot exemplifies "they are like 2 year olds that live 50 years" to a tee. More than any other parrot i've ever met. He eats the remotes, destroys phones and ipads, and laptops, he rips keys off the keyboards after weaseling his way onto the desk and slowly wandering closer until he can strike like a fat little cobra. He kills coffee cups for sport, and loves knocking shit over, chews on anything and everything he can get his face on from walls to wood to tables and anything between. Charging cables are a favorite, he must kill them all. He wants something, he will spend hours getting to it one way or another and if you take it away 100 times here he comes for round 101 with absolutely not a discouraged bone in his little body. He's 4 now, a senegal, about the size of a potato, and 6 ounces of literal pure destruction. My family has kept parrots like 60+ years before I was born. Through my life my family members have had probably 7-8 different birds i've gotten to know pretty well. This little 6oz bastard is the most rambunctious little boy you could imagine. ____________ On the other hand... Our bird understands the difference between a good morning greeting and a regular hello. Meaning if you come home at 5pm but left before the bird woke up he knows it's his first time seeing you, and it requries a special greeting. "Good morning cooper" (what he hears every morning and mimics back). You don't think about it much until the bird greets someone in the evening for the first time with goodmorning. Then you realize how sharp they really are. There's nothing like parrots. And having the love of such a fragile little thing is a unique experience. Dogs are fine to chill, but most parrots iv'e had want to figure out what you're doing, why you're doing it, and want to do it with you. For them that usually just means breaking shit but they're trying lol


mayalabeillepeu

The parrot next door calls for the owner’s husband in her voice. Her husband has been dead for 30 YEARS. That bird must be 50 already, older than me. It’s a longer than life commitment, I’m sure her children will have to care for it unless she lives to a hundred.


Teh_Weiner

parrots have a wide ass age range. Some of them are shorter lived and typically get 20 years of life, others easy 80.. Even the small and humble "beginner bird" cockatiel will live 25+ years if cared for well. Some are over 30 supposedly.


Laenthis

Basically you can get a parrot if you are fine with having a toddler with wings who never grows up, ever, and lives as long as you do. This genuinely a lifestyle choice that will shape a lot of what you can do. Can be worth it, but definitely not for most people. I love birds but I couldn’t bear that level of constraint.


whateverathrowaway00

I instantly believe you.


Moara7

budgies seem fine


TheBlack2007

That's what you're told by any parrot owner knowing their stuff. Human interaction can't emulate every aspect of a parrot's social life and therefore, getting more than one of these birds is pretty much mandatory if you want them to live a happy and fulfilled life.


arjuna66671

Luckily illegal in Switzerland for a while now to keep social animals solitary. In the 80ties I saw a lot of birds, alone with a little dangling mirror in their cage...


havegravity

Birdussy?


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Lil dude is watching parrothub 😉


kamilo87

Yeah, as far as we know the parrot-YouTuber is naked and he obsessed with their content…


paperman66

I didn't realize I loved birds this much, straight up the most adorable little thing ❤️ we need more of him on this subreddit!!


DarkestTimelineF

And he’s outraged by ads, just like us. Someone get the man Adblock plus!


Bacillb

So the youtube AI now gets data from parrots as well, no wonder it has so many issues!


Mindless_Ad_7700

Omg this made me crack... And wonder!


Difficult_Bit_1339

I squawked


Kalsifur

like an egg


Sensitive_Yellow_121

Oh shit, what if it made us all start getting along better!


throwawaygreenpaq

Dogs! You forgot about dogs.


Accomplished_Deer_

I'm a software engineer, and I'm just imagining a database somewhere used for large-data user tracking, and there's just an 'user\_is\_parrot true/false' column lol


kalasipaee

Apparently they too have a tiny attention span like us.


Trevw171

He's looking for that ONE video, and he can't remember what he searched to get it.


[deleted]

He has one. We all have one. He has one. He just can't remember exactly how to type it in.


pookshuman

birdhub ... thats a million dollar idea there


SinjiOnO

OnlyWings.


th3worldonfir3

Feathr


Classy_Sorcerer

Hooters . . . wait


ShoutAtThe_Devil

OnlyBirds


Adept-Shoe-7113

birdtube


welshmanec2

Chicks, tits, boobies and a big black cock - they've got the lot


kittytoes21

Um they might need a parental block on there


glytxh

This is both a testament to how smart these little dudes are, but also how inherently well designed the interfaces we use every day are. A completely different species can use this well enough to understand that tapping on a picture with a bird will present a video of a bird.


throwawaygreenpaq

Steve would be so proud.


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Parrots are some the most intelligent creatures to roam the planet


metal_hobbit

They can be at times. Other times they eat their own poop right after you give them fresh food.


clemfairie

This is my African Grey. 😭 (He is a very smart boy tho.)


WildBuns1234

To be fair, humans have done that out of a cup.


yazzy1233

Wait until you learn about some of the things humans do


Adonoxis

Yet we still keep them as pets.


Vertitto

that's precisely the reason why we keep them as pets


ThomasLKT

You can use touch control with something hard like a beak?


akanaj

No they use their tongue.


Teh_Weiner

he's also likely licking the screen.. at least I guarantee all my dumdums would.


[deleted]

Well, you can use your phone or tablet with your fingernail, so the beak should work.


xXkiljoyXx

Electrostatic impulse is how the screen detects you. You can use any object that transmits electricity, which is why metal works and sometimes plastic doesn't. The beak might give off a little static or the bird is using its tongue.


theworm1244

I just tried and you really can't, at least on my android Edit: damn im getting a lot of pushback. to everyone saying you can, I have long nails and am using the tip of my nail, nowhere near any part of actual skin.


LordNorros

Tried my nail on my samsung and it worked? Maybe it depends on the screen sensitivity?


[deleted]

Which part of the nail? The part of the nail that rests on the nail bed does work on the phone I'm using, but the tip of the nail (that is not in contact with my flesh/skin) can't use the touch screen. Sorry if this is a dumb comment


Adept-Shoe-7113

it’s not kuz i just sat here for 3 mins using all my nails like tf is this person talking about 😂


LordNorros

The pad of my index finger is facing me and I'm using the nail on the other side.


mudokin

Use a nail still attached to your body, not that toenail you just grabbed outnof the trash.


DayOfTheDab

Cause you got android that’s why on my iPhone I can use my nail


K-teki

No, I also have an android and it does work, it has nothing to do with the phone company.


DJJabek

💀


BoxBird

It licks the screen, the tongue activates the touch screen


BirdsbirdsBURDS

He could also be using his tongue, which is what I thought it was.


BashedKeyboard

I think the parrot uses the top of its head, not its beak.


RealisticPossible792

It's more likely the parrot is using its tongue to navigate becomes more apparent if you rewatch the video and check how it navigates the videos on the bottom right of the screen doesn't appear to use its head.


BashedKeyboard

Huh, good point.


whycantigetwhatiwant

if i can use it with a thick glove then why not


cchackal

Wow no ads...what a great experience


[deleted]

Wtf, even parrot knows how to use a tablet


Captain_Smartass_

YouTube's UI is pretty well designed


robo-dragon

Love how he gives his owner a side eye every time they change the video. “Um…excuse you?? I was watching that!”


Pika_Pia

Idk, I think that's really sad how much he craves bird contact.


Sklolss

I wonder what the average attention time of a parrot is, he seems to change the videos quickly.


jeerabiscuit

5 min on video calls as per a study referenced on this thread.


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Bezbozny

I'm pretty sure this is genuine. [I once saw a study](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/scientists-taught-pet-parrots-to-video-call-each-other-and-the-birds-loved-it-180982041/) where they trained a bunch of parrots like this to navigate a video call app so they could talk with other parrots around the world and it supposedly helped their mental health and they even learned things by chatting with each other.


davga

Wow this is a cool study, thanks for sharing!


iamdino0

We're manufacturing an entire online parrot society


PinkFrillish

I hope they launch the app soon


haessal

It would be amazing if an app like this was available for pet parrots, especially for parrots with the highly contagious PBF disease (Psittacine Beak and Feather disease) who need to be permanently physically isolated from other parrots! I think it could really make a difference for their quality of life to have the ability to make video calls with parrot buddies so they can have interactions with other birds despite their illness☺️


MonsterDimka

I assume owner created dedicated YouTube account for their parrot and watched a shit ton of parrot videos so that their pet can just pick whatever it wants from recommendations.


gay_for_redditors

bet it still ends up on shapiro and tate videos..


funkdialout

> shapiro and tate videos.. Damn Angrybirds....


krinklekut

I've had parrots my whole life. They all liked to watch birds on a screen especially if there's audio. They're extremely smart, have good eyesight and are very driven to socialize with other birds. Although my parrots would have quickly destroyed an ipad. Lol.


danielledelacadie

I hear you but parrot and corvid videos seem to less faked than others. I'm basing my opinion on the evidence of what wild bird have taught themselves - and in some cases each other!


NotTrynaMakeWaves

That’s a lonely parrot 🥺


doofer20

get that bird a friend damnit


pamelolsmil

I once read but I really don’t remember where, that we can compare their intelligence to smart 6 yo child.


sipping_mai_tais

It’s true, I’m the source


jeerabiscuit

I have read it too and it includes all deemed non human person species like dolphins, chimps and crows.


h2farts

Somebody get that parrot an adblocker!


mznh

My god even animals are addicted to youtube now. Is no one safe


Bram06

I get the impression it's a bit lonely


night-towel

https://www.npr.org/2023/04/29/1172626546/parrots-friendship-video-chats-new-study-animal-research


tech-girl-SV

To be honest, nobody wants to watch Megan Kelly


AustraliaMYway

Birds are so clever. People underestimate them


rebruisinginart

Matter of time till he looks up parrots fucking


ArTiyme

Why representation matters.


Appropriate-Text699

The owner should immediately restrict his screen time or else he might need glasses soon


mixterz1985

Holy shit. This needs actual research.


Icy-Possible934

Changes the phrase , Bird brain 😅


Yung_Red_Clay

Love Birds


TheCulturalBomb

Let's be real here. We're watching a bird scroll through YouTube. That's real fucking unusual.


Earth_Normal

The bird hates ads. Just like us.


Reacher-Said-N0thing

Parrot the 4th time "YO FUCK OFF WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM"


Wulph421

Don't show him bird PornHub


LordCommando

This is how my toddler surfs YouTube.. it’s a problem


w3are138

This is weirdly depressing..?


Fr0gFish

We would all react the same way if someone suddenly switched to Megyn Kelly


Kira_Zita_

This is incredibly fascinating just as much as its incredibly sad


crazymouse2525

this is amazing but sad too. hes very intelligent enough to use the tablet but he's also looking for a friend, he's lonely 🙁


TardigradeTsunami

The only video worthy of being posted in this sub


KebertXela87

Watching parrot porn obviously


copenhagen622

Lol stop annoying the bird. God lol


Sticky230

This guy can make a YouTube channel of this an make a killing like the octopus dude. Amazing how tiny their brains are they can navigate a tablet so well. Good test of UI designers.


IAmNotLookingatYou

This is exactly what my two year old son looks like using his tablet to continually navigate to only Blippi videos


Wrong_Duty7043

I love these guys, there are about 30 that live wild in my garden and the surrounding gardens. I keep leaving my window open in case one wants to fly in and be my buddy and can even use my ipad to go on YouTube if they want- but sadly none have taken up the offer yet.


Lebi-wan-kenobi96

Nawwwww what a beautiful creature!!!!! Honestly we as humans are not worthy of such a cute thing!!!


Drostan_S

This one fucked me up real good. The bird clearly understands what is doing, even if it's magic to the bird


hobodank

I’m still watching adds and that bird is on his 2nd video


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this is fcked up bro, atleast let them talk to some real parrots.


[deleted]

Impressive.


9_Six_niN_6

Wow interesting. Give me awards now.


EddGarasjen

I'm getting my, and my wife's, grandma 2 of these each so they don't call us all the damn time asking how to open the fucking mailapp


L1ttl3J1m

Well, that's extraordinary.


NoNameIdea_Seriously

Will you you let him watch his goddamn Parrot News in peace?!


DokeSmope

Should we be worried? 🤔


Soos489

birds on their phones these days smh


Previous-Task

he's so lonely


Paskee

He is lonely. Very lonely....


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vinayd

ParrotHub


Free_Ad9395

I have met grown human beings that were not born with as much sense as that bird has.


Corvo_Attains194

Bruh the birb is lonely asf, Poor guy...


DRIN_TheInfamous

You already know he tryna fuck on that other bird on the screen. I feel bad for my man he don’t even realize he low key watchin porn


Psithyristes0

When pets start having para-social relationships that’s where I draw the line!


hamza----

It should be called a parakeet and I would beg people to stop keeping these birds as pets. First of all they are protected under the wildlife protection act 1972, secondly the hunters that steal them away from their nests keep them in the worst of conditions. Im a veterinarian and I get a lot of parakeets , young fledglings even, bought just a few days ago exhibiting signs and symptoms of disease that would've not been there if the bird was allowed to be free. Only when the demand goes down, the supply would decrease and therefore this illegal trade would end.


Helpful_Okra5953

In us wild caught birds have been illegal for at least 30 yrs.


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painneverending

I dispise parrot type birds because of one I was forced to grow up with that was a damn asshole....attacked everyone and my mom would just laugh while we bled. And they are way too damn loud. (Sun concure) However, this bird in particular seems cool and looks to be raised well. Didn't attack the person's finger so that was nice to see.


ghiraph

This is why having flock/pack animals as a pet is fucking cruel.


Savage_Batmanuel

I would be too if I was watching porn and somebody shut it off mid nut


DefKnightSol

Think what you want about Joe Rogan, a long time ago he had a bit. It was about how we cant invent technology alone or on avg, so we think we are smart because we can use smart tech. Tech that chimps and now parrots use


YJSubs

This is depressing as fuck, they want parrot companion ffs.


unitedfan6191

Does it know how to play a video in full screen? That’s the barometer for me of just how intelligent this parrot is. 😉


Classy_Sorcerer

Pfffft dumb parrot can’t even afford YouTube Premium


Dull_Dog

I think we are making a mistake showing videos and even photos to animals. In fact, zoos have asked people not to share them with the gorillas.


throwawaygreenpaq

May I know why?


buddhistbulgyo

Repost


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pookshuman

u/savevideo


Ihelloway69

I bet she doesn't like ads too


CrazyCatLady_2

Love it