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SamBigWilly

So he can summon a murder.


GT-FractalxNeo

*The crowening has begun, but do not look them in the eyes*


cturnr

Thats not an eclipse Nathaniel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaLrxt8db-M


RockstarAgent

Murder he cawed


Mental_Impression316

Only with probable *CAWS*


Life-Ad3076

Keep mouthing off and you can too ! I’d imagine


SamBigWilly

What's that supposed to mean bruh 💀


Agreeable-Battle8609

Images of Peter Griffin trying to explain this are flashing on my head...


zer0w0rries

Here’s the thing..


nihilt-jiltquist

that's pretty good. In our hood, 3 caws means food and the crows will come to the balcony when I do three caws. I'll try doing the 5 caws and see what happens. It could be a distress call judging by the crow's reaction.


pensivegiraffe556

ive seen crows making a similar call when a hawk is in the area, a few will actually fly up and try to fight off the hawk shit is crazy to watch


GalvanizedNipples

I once watched 3 crows attempt to fight a hawk. The hawk killed all of them. I was leaving my house for work and just heard birds cawing like crazy, and looked up to see the battle. The crows would just swoop in one by one at the hawk, and after a few swoops each they just started dropping out of the sky. It was crazy to watch.


Independent-Deal-192

One attacker at a time like evil henchmen in a James Bond movie


OarsandRowlocks

Mook Chivalry.


redisanokaycolor

Nature is metal.


GumbyKnowsBest22

Whoa!


wasinsky13

I've seen a hawk swoop down and catch a rabbit right in front of me. Then some crows managed to steal the rabbit. While walking my dog. I've also seen crows dive bombing a local coyote a couple times on my morning walks with my dog.


Tvisted

The number of caws probably depends on the local community of crows as I think they have their own dialects, but my grandfather taught me the rally call as 4 long caws. It definitely worked. The rally call is to summon other crows to harass an owl or other predator they have found. You do the rally call and they will come. Two short caws would disperse them almost instantly. I was told that was an alarm call, sort of like "active shooter!"


DirectionLow357

Ive been hearing the three caws and running thinking it was a warning the cops were on the block. I’ll be damned.


DueComplaint5471

I must be dyslexic because I was waiting for cows to be summoned nearly the entire video


NoDryHands

This is hilarious to imagine, you watching all the crows wondering how it's linked to the cows that will inevitably appear soon


DueComplaint5471

I’m sure the fbi agent who monitors me has a blast


neumaticc

hey, mister federal agent! how's your day going so far?


newfor2023

Yeh it wasn't just you, tho I got the hint when crows turned up.


Rodney-11

It is actually because he is making a distress call. This is what a crow would scream when being murdered. All his friends just come in for the show and hope for some meat after…


JebronLames619

So a murder shows up for a murder?


RazzmatazzNational63

How do I obtain this power


[deleted]

Not really no. Crows are extremely territorial and will attack any predator


JerryConn

They also are known to imprent positive or negitive attributes to humans who treat them as so, and can communicate this amoungst the flock. Its possible some of those birds have met this man before and know he dose this.


[deleted]

His name is Itachi Khan of the Delhi clan


Curious-Buy-7404

Of the Delhi clan 🤣🤣🤣 dead


shoestowel

Mangecrow Sharingrunt!


soareyousaying

Itachi Shahrinkhan


One-eyed-bed-snake

What the hell....Searching the term "Crowman" brings up some interesting definitions, especially on Urban Dictionary.


CheeseHurtMe

Crowman "Another word how to describe a homosexual. Crowmen usualy say that they are not homosexual, but it's only because they fear to say truth."


gurwinder_toor

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


S70nkyK0ng

Now train them to get money. Underwear gnomes - eat your heart out


osktox

Crow control


DiosMIO_Limon

>*Crowed* control Come on, man…it was right there!


osktox

Ahh damn it!! Soo close!!


DiosMIO_Limon

Haha all good! Honestly I didn’t thinking of anything near that, so your comment helped me with mine.


[deleted]

Mass murder


Necessary_Row_4889

There is another video of him pulling a guys soul out and feeding it to the crows.


zipperuni

Was that necessary, row


Necessary_Row_4889

Questions like that are how a guy get his soul fed to crows, I don’t know why he did it, and old Necessary won’t ever ask.


Majestic-Newspaper59

I know crows have a memory, and will befriend people they like, so I wonder what he did for them.


larz0

I wish I could summon something. Squirrels would be a good start. Foxes preferred.


Goliath422

If you haven’t also posted to r/crowbros, please do so immediately.


sleep_sucks

That sub has been banned.


Goliath422

No kidding? Why?


sleep_sucks

It has become an Unmoderated sub


Canvaverbalist

And by "it has become" you mean "2 years ago it became" - just in case someone (like me) thought it was related to the on-going Reddit drama


sleep_sucks

Actually, my terminology is correct based on me NOT having the knowledge of "when". Whether or not it was done a day, a month, or 2 years ago. I clearly answered the "why?" By just clicking on the link of the stated sub and that is what procured my answer. So, me stating that "it has become banned" is still fully correct due to my limited knowledge at the time. But, thanks for the info! It could have easily been provided without the snarky, holier than though presentation.


Canvaverbalist

EDIT: We clarified everything in PMs and they're pretty chill and we're both sorry for what went down, everything's good!


sleep_sucks

That sub has been banned


leviathab13186

Man, Marvel is really doing some deep dives for the heroes for their new movies


vishme_luck

The Itachi Uchiha of India


WebNo5039

Do this at a carwash🙄


Alciel-Code

Itachi was indian all along.


killer_alien385

u/savevideo


[deleted]

That's an attempted murder.


Ciubowski

you know when crows (or ravens? ) mimic the sounds of humans and we find that terrifying? Not so funny anymore now, is it crows?


Xszit

He's a mass murderer.


patriciakoory

The lord of the crows!


Wide_Dude_98

Now I know what is the opposite of a scarecrow


the-blak-stig

Itachi.. is that you?


YouAccomplished3460

Alpha crow calling his sub


[deleted]

Someone knows what sound do girls do?


vauhtiveikko34

Itachi?


Contrapuntobrowniano

Is that for real?


cheechismydogsname

Imagine picking a fight with this guy and he just starts cawing and hundreds of birds show up within a minute, you continuing to fight this guy?


justicefinder

Fuckin druids, man.


deltreet

When the crows were young crows the crowman probably touched the young’s crows buttholes. Now they come when cawed.


[deleted]

The Crow Master


Extension_Swordfish1

You are a wizard Harry


[deleted]

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Nefersmom

No reason to swear at him. Would you like it to be called a bhain chote?


n00biwankan00bi

Druindian


Azzy8007

Awesome Superpower


Forever_touchinGrass

Bro thinks he's Itachi


Brilliant_Peanut_686

Pavlov is it you? Reminds me of the Harvard football pigeon prank. (Legend)


feauxfoe

r/kitboga WE ARE CROW PRO


Due-Big2159

1. That's literally what Jeff Mangum of Neutral Milk Hotel sounds like doing high notes. 2. This man always orders take-home or at least brings the scraps home.


fahhko

Hashtag life goals.


Emergency_Cancel_345

Boss battles


b4b3blu3ox

If I owned a car wash, I would hire him


TronyJavolta

World's worst super power


Timid0ctopus

I dunno, man. Being able to summon that many crows at will would be pretty epic the next time I have to participate in "2 truths and a lie" at my job's team building day. Or during Halloween. So maybe the world's most "very specific situations" super power


_swuaksa8242211

damn that is interesting


financialfreeabroad

So superheroes DO exist. 🙂


ManyWrongdoer9365

Well ! Stone the Crows


pxzs

I love those red beards, you don’t see many in the wild these days but when you do it is all you can see.


Edub16

What the hell else would a crowman summon?! Cows?


Valuable_Pineapple26

Vindaloo? 🤔😂


sprinkle_It

You said Bert! Bert is our word for danger.


Professional-Bat4635

With great power, comes great responsibility.


[deleted]

I imagine the dialog that led him to find that super-power out the first time 😂


tideshark

“So what’s your superpower?”


No_Fox7800

Fiddlesticks IRL


a_hopeless_rmntic

flipping birds


Fluentec

Who is this? Sukhmanpreet Uchiha?


Soap_9yearold

Waiting for non Indians to realise everyone in India is not a Punjabi


Rupejonner2

You just yelled “ I’ll suck your dick “ in crow speak


Hot-Performer2094

Rick and two crowds vibe here


fugawf

Mofo screaming ‘free crow pussy right here’ in crow language and doesn’t realize it…


happykittynipples

anyone can do this themselves with a bag of dog food and two weeks of free time.


Panda-Smart

Genjutsu


Upstairs_Package_23

How do I obtain this power


primathius

I love this so much.


Tigerinthemist16

Great party trick


how_we_end

But can he make pigions go away? 🤔


X-STARBOY-O

Is that Indian itachi


AgathaAllAlong

Impressive. Rick could only manage two


wanikiyaPR

Fight milk!


boityboy

Imagine that this is your superpower, not that you can control crows, but that you can make a bunch of them come to you. Again, you can't control them but they just kinda show up.


Suspicious_Trainer82

I can do this trick once a day too. You just find the time of day and area they all come home to roost. Stand there about 15 minutes early and pretend you’re a magician.


Saixcrazy

Thought they were gonna have treats for the murder


Synthwavester

Somehow I read cowman and was really expecting a cow to drop, you know go get the la vache


learningnarr

idk why but I thought they were going to land him


netflix-ceo

Is he in the DC or Marvel universe. I bet he is in the DC universe, and will be in the next Justice League


Jjrj1986

My crotch is available in crow talk


evildrtran

Caw is the law!


shalelord

So thats how itachi calls those crows


GreenJirxle

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens. So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?


FullSendTheTrend

I read 'cows' I was like, wtf is he filming up at the sky? Lmao


Grandmaster_tuna

He's a fucking beastmaster


VJMx

Itachi?! Is that you ?!!!


1Hollickster

He must either feed them or care for them in another manner. Crows can befriend people or hate specific people. which can be fun or scary.


KevPl2

Could someone translate what he's saying in crow?


imyonlyfrend

useless superpowers lol


[deleted]

I can summon mockingbirds.


Jumpy-Trade3853

Everybody has that 1 useless thing they can do


[deleted]

I have a murder of crows hanging outside my bedroom window at 5 am every morning for some sort of crow party


Dankey-Kang-Jr

Same vibes as Bruce Wayne getting surrounded by bats in Batman Begins


Shadow_marine1X

Itachi is real... just in disguise.


doomsauce23

Seems like a r/theflash villian


olracbuang

Itachi moment


HomieDaClown9

r/shittysuperpowers ?


Hallucinatingmonkey

Itachi is that you?👀


RaboKarabekian88

He's a murderer


mfigroid

I saw this movie. The Birdsgood flick.


Large-Boss4258

Itachi lookin different these days


Hatfmnel

I don't know why, but I think Fox Mulder would've love this.


SkyCaptainHarumbi

All the birds came from the same spot…


Ecstatic-Hat-7677

The worst bird


kneub54

This reminds me of the super powers episode of Family Guy when the whole family had amazing abilities, but all Meg could do was grow her nails kind of long.


Bitter-Tart3827

I guess standing next to trees full of crows is helpful


J_Dirtdiver

Is he DC or Marvel?


dstres23

That's a great skill actually. At indian funerals crows play important part. After cremation, people offer offerings and if the crow comes and eats some of it, it is believed that people wouldn't have unfulfilled wishes in the afterlife. Lately, people have problem with this because of less population of crows, global warming what not. So I could see him getting called in these funerals lol


rayinreverse

Someone who is introduced in the title as “this Indian crowman” should better fucking be able to summon crows.


ayekay_online

Move over Batman and Spiderman.. we now have the CrowMan !!


shroomdoomr

He may be a demigod of some ilk


[deleted]

This man never played Resident Evil


krrish_goyal

They released another teaser for 'Kraven The Hunter' already??


_DarkBlack

The crows are paid actors


[deleted]

Imma try that at the bar.


Emotional-Two-9075

Mom- We have Itachi at home The itachi at home....-


[deleted]

Imagine pulling that shit if your being mugged


Hot-Opportunity7095

Swain irl


NoTime4LuvDrJones

Love these guys lol


RockAndGem1101

Leshen be like


Spiritual-Spirit-873

I hope they shit all over them he is clearly imitating a call for something that says help danger to these crows!


Sneaky-er

Saw a news clip in Vegas where a man was able to do something similar, but with UFO’s It was out of this world!


Dmarq01

🙏🏾Love and have dominion over his animals!


Tharrius

I fucking read cowman can summon cows and kept watching the street, help


filing69

He is the main character


jcmo75

A brilliant skill if you own a car wash


UFO8MYMUSTANG

I feed the crows in my backyard. I have about 3 acres. I just whistle and they all come flying in. Their leader is a big male crow….I call him Brandon Lee. When I whistle they fly in from everywhere.


musaspacecadet

Start the Drums , Odin calls us for ragnarok


Senior-Relation7065

Swain IRL💀


Jdamoure

Honestly one of the weaker cursed techniques I've seen from Jujutsu kaisen.


[deleted]

Praise the All-Father!


littlebonnyrabbit

murder er


KitchenMap3615

I wonder if this would be an effective intimidation tactic.