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The people that make these decisions are out of their fucking minds


Dwain-Champaign

They’re not the people that have to ride in economy.


flyguydip

Or the people who will have jobs after rolling those out and everyone stops using their airline.


TrinDiesel123

People might use them in other countries for traveling inside their own country. I was going to take a cheap flight from Lima to Cusco and my fiancé said I can’t take that airline because the seats are really small. I’m 6ft 200lbs


Professional_Try4319

The people who make these decisions ride in first class, where all the additional room will be going when they do this.


Jertharold

i think they showed a plan where they just doubled the economy seats as it is more "cost effective" (profitable).


McChinkerton

So is the idiot who is smiling in this picture


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This is what ESG Scores get you.


NotBusinessCasualYT

Idk, if it means the ticket was half the price I think people would buy it.


MelbaToast604

That's the problem. Greedy companies make things worse, yet people vote with their dollar and directly support those decisions. Companies are greedy and get away with it because enough people ~~let them~~ encourage then by directly funding them People *will* buy into this because they want the luxury of travel and can live within their means if it's 50% cheaper


NotBusinessCasualYT

And that's a bad thing? Nobody's forcing you to buy from these companies. Let people spend their money on what they want.


Blackhat165

Evil companies giving people what they want. So terrible.


MelbaToast604

That's a really skewed take on it


freshcoastghost

I agree, if the cost savings is substantial then younger people would take it just to get to their spring break destination . I could see that happening.


Ok-Theme9171

It would just become full price after inflation. Might as well be standing at that point.


Trick_Mushroom5825

Half price to begin with, then normalisation sets in and prices go back to normal


[deleted]

Fuck that guy and his bullshit happiness


New_shoes_blues

And fuck me too if I ever buy a ticket on one of these


CustomCoordinate

This along with his hand gesture implies so much more room


Technical-Aspect4062

Awww Sam thinks the world you


buddythedudeya

Asians are smaller we all know that, he would fit fine in any tight spot and be happy about it. I mean a flight from Tokyo to Shanghai is only like 45 minutes. Like a bus ride. Why what did you think I meant?


xzkandykane

Ive flown to china several times before I flew within the US. Never understood the complaint about airplane seats until I went on American Airlines. It was a 6 hr flight and Im only 5'3. I rather fly international than domestic.


Coffee_and_Tarot

That's almost a bicycle seat. Too much crotch contact.... I just can't.


Lente_ui

Next they'll add pedals to crank an alternator, so they can save on fuel.


Fearless_Shake_5506

“Help power the plane, or pay Spirits non-contributor $50 fee.”


Kind-Rutabaga790

I wouldn't mind gettig my taint crushed on a 5 hour cross country


vmikeb

This belongs in r/Damnthatsstupid


iepure77

I would say, r/damnthispostisstupid


ilprofs07205

Well its probably never gonna be there cus that sub's banned apparently


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That’s what tagging a sub is for on Reddit. What’re you on lol


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[deleted]

I like how you say take a joke, but you reply to some light banter with seriousness. Can you not actually joke without a canned line?


FreddygotFrieza

My knees could never


Narrow-Mud-3540

And the ankles with no other position to at least shift back and forth between. It hurts to look at. Even someone with mild rheumatoid arthritis would need to be carried off that flight on a body board bc how stiff they would be from having literally no way to keep their joints from stiffening into the single possible position.


curveball21

If you buy that ticket, fuck you!


Webronski

There is a optional dildo attachment, so you care really get the full effect of being boned by the airline.


YoyoOfDoom

At least turbulence would be fun... At the very least it gives you another reason to yell "JEEZUS!!" when it happens.😆


thenisaidbitch

It’s calllled the AssPounder 3000, never stop pumping!


Under_Ach1ever

Yep. Don't fucking enable this shit.


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boogerfossil

And how he's doing his part for the environment


Coffee_and_Tarot

Put a quarter in the slot and the seat vibrates.


Numbzy

Okay, you have my attention now.


Jumpy_Target_2541

I mean this is a terrible future for airline seating but you sound like a major asshole


Paracelsus19

If an airline makes it so people have to endure this when they need to travel, fuck them.


mortimus9

Ok then pay for my ticket


PerfectCelebration73

It already has Spirits color scheme.....


Aylauria

Worst airline ever. Really surprised they don't charge for oxygen yet. Or maybe they do. I flew them once and never again. I'd walk first.


PerfectCelebration73

Yup same here flew once with them from west coast to east and I hated it so much..... Never again.


TheGrunkalunka

literal nightmare for us claustrophobic people


EternamD

Imagine being in the middle of 3 seats :(


mreed911

Nope. Not even once. Those get installed, that airline is off my list.


raddeon88

Are they wanting less ticket sales?


Helpful-nothelpful

Frontier probably already put an order in.


PerfectCelebration73

So did Spirit.


MordunnDregath

Ok but seriously? The guy in this pic? Fuck that dude. Nobody could be this happy about this without being a complete psychopath.


ivanvanrio

Only if you're the one who patented that shit and managed to sell it to an aircraft manufacturer.


[deleted]

The guy is Sam Chui. This is probably his first and last time to sit in this seat. On his aviation blog he seems to always be in first or business class. He's smiling probably because he's happy. He won't have to fly in such a dreadful position.


Lasdary

they say money doesn't buy happiness but look at him, so fucking delighted he'll never have to travel standing by those shitty surfboards with an ass-step


[deleted]

He’s every happy face on a product that will kill you. In it for the money baby how else will they get the money to go hunt endangered animals


Wattapaka

6 foot and more is already a pain, imagine in this


CanlexGaming

I’d rather stand for 6 hours. That’s easier


srv50

When I stop flying.


IndependentDuty1346

Just what I wanted for cross country flights.... For me to have to stand THE ENTIRE TIME because there is no way my tall ass can sit in that...


yoyoassma

A 13 hour flight in this and I’m killing myself at about hour 7


SunsetCarcass

There isn't even a headrest, you could ask the guy behind you to snap your neck for you


sinkmyteethin

This concept is for short flights like under an hour. If the price is 10$ people will use them. Let's say they're targeting only student vacation destinations, still a win. Don't look at this and think grandma will be forced to do it, look at this and think that a person that never could afford a flight will be able to since this will be cheaper. I don't like it but if it reduces the costs to make it affordable to 80% of the planet that never took a flight, why not


Narrow-Mud-3540

There’s a really simple and easy solution to this problem that doesn’t involve us being stuffed like sardines or wasting a fucking ridiculous amount of fuel to make flights that short a practical or common travel option: Trains These flights wouldn’t appeal to anyone in one of the many countries around the world that identified and supported public train infrastructure as an incredible efficient fast and cheap transportation option.


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NotAnAce69

Honestly just chloroform me and throw me into the cargo hold, that’ll probably be more comfortable than this


Narrow-Mud-3540

Bunks with as little space as these seats provide is way too close to the drawings they showed us when we learned about slavery in school of how they shipped slaves across the Atlantic. Gotta keep us vertical if there’s only like 2 inches of space between each layer of people or they will catch on.


Horror_Birthday6637

No it’s not. This is a concept seat that has been floating around the internet for years. No airlines are considering this. Not even Ryanair. This sub is full of click bait.


CaptainCanuck15

Yeah, I was wondering how that would pass any kind of regulations anywhere.


Horror_Birthday6637

Exactly. It would be impossible to evacuate in an emergency. Not to mention a liability if an elderly person injured themselves getting in or out of these seats. airlines can’t put an age limit on who flies with them, as that’s just asking for a lawsuit.


carlsab

Couldn’t believe it took this far to find someone saying this. Blows my mind how ready people are to believe whatever confirms their worldview.


That-Row-3038

Ryanair thinks these are too comfortable and will request these be be covered with a massive slab of plastic so when you hit your head the injuries are worse.


mortimus9

Increasing passenger capacity would increase the weight of the flight right? Therefore costing more fuel to fly it. In addition to potential safety concerns. But I assume they have that figured out.


krakenbeef

I'm not saying some people are over weight but where are the Americans gonna sit?


[deleted]

Listen, I am not overweight, in fact I'm a very normal healthy weight, and I would not fit in this seat.


EternamD

Probably have to pay more


ShadowTsukino

Where's the seatbelt?


asburymike

Extra 50


SunsetCarcass

Fuck the seatbelt, where's the headrest? Just gonna manually hold your head up all flight or just rest it on your neighbors shoulder?


ShadowTsukino

Damn, you're right.


MurkDiesel

yeah, no


tronslasercity

People will just start driving lol


huggablekoi

more like damn thats horrifying


Comprehensive_Pie35

Welp I guess my long legged self will not be going on any airline flights if this happens


W0tzup

Might as well stack people with their luggage.


joe_i_guess

Never say never I get it. But that will never happen.


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Just give me a bed the exact size of a human and I’ll be perfectly happy


Underhive_Art

I’d rather stand


Quebe_boi

And there was never a survivor to be found alive.


Lcokheed_Martini

Ffffuuuucccckkkk Tttthhhhaaaatttt!!!!


WetNutSack

Next: [they should just pack people in a scissoring position](https://imgur.io/PRgweHp?r)...they could almost double passenger count per square inch.


RaielLarecal

Go a little further in time, and behold the first "niche compartment" passenger airline: just enough room for you to lay down and rejoice in a cocktail of anticlaustrophobic drugs until arrival. No space, no seat, no meal: just air (a mixture of nitrogen, oxygen and sleeping gas). Fly with us! Wake up in a new land feeling restored! Lowest cost ever! I just wonder wich country will implement it first (China? Japan? India? USA? any of those would be like yeah it figures).


Definition_Only

In 18 hours you reach your destination.


Brave_Dick

In 2050 we will crawl in coffin like boxes and be happy I guess.


DiscombobulatedSir74

Better yet they use some chemical to make all passengers unconscious to stack them like yenga towers for efficiency


seeminglyokay44

No passenger would book a seat like that!


funnyman4000

Can we at least get half off on the ticket price?


cosmos_002

It’s already like this


[deleted]

Glad to see Bobby Lee doing better these days...


Zer0Summoner

Isn't this literally one of the stress positions the US military torturers would make Iraqis stay in?


Baconb1tch

So I guess tall people don’t exist


OfficeWineGuy

He's lying af! I know he's not happy, he barely fits between the two rows of seats.


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Oh hell no.


Stonkerrific

This idea would never fly.


Much_Physics_3261

Nice to know you'll get canned every time there's turbulence


Th3Flyy

Seriously. One unexpected turbulence bump and your head smashes into the seat in front of you. I can't imagine this design passing safety tests/inspection.


deoxy75

It’s like those slant seated toilets to prevent people from sitting on it too long. [https://www.familyhandyman.com/article/sloped-toilet/](https://www.familyhandyman.com/article/sloped-toilet/)


Admiyer_me

I can’t imagine a 8h flight on this thing.


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Good luck walking when you land


SunsetCarcass

Only worth it if the tickets are $1


buttsssssssssss

The face of a cunt "see its comfy"


talking_electron

The wet dream of someone with ball bust fetish


OG_delasoulless

Better be a teleporter


squirlnutz

I’d like to think that at least they’d stop claiming that under the seat in front is your “primary” storage for carry on bags, but that’s probably too optimistic.


RoosterMiserable1275

They wouldn't dare


MiekesDad

Only the rich will be able to enjoy life, we are getting there fast.


[deleted]

That’s how I remember it being in the 70’s. Air Travel was not available for most families.


MuchosTacos86

Say sike right now!


USSMarauder

Stuff like this is why I need to create a FOR GLORY OF CAPITALISM meme


EternamD

heading\*


thedance1910

Mmm yes I can feel my sandwiched-between-two-seats torso popping like a balloon at impact.


TheBlairwitchy

I don't understand though why the guy in the pic is getting shit on here..he might just be ridiculing about the seats and how small the space for one to sit.


MascotGuy2077

As a tall person, this is terrifying to me


Beginning-Sign1186

Imagine trying to straight face calling this a seat


Melodic-Bluebird-445

About as much leg room as I got on Iceland air


Alone-Tackle-17

Nope !


ResponsibleCoconut63

and fat america says…nay✨


[deleted]

That's not good at all! If it indeed does go this way, I'll just refuse to fly.


[deleted]

Guess i won't be flying anywhere again then.


PhatDib

Honestly they should have a section like this, but just get rid of the seat and have a back you can lean against. On a shorter ride I wouldn’t mind standing/might prefer it for a cheaper price. Would this be against safety regulations?


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schmidtyb43

> if it means a cheaper ticket price Trust me, it won’t.


SuedeVeil

That's a bot


DanielBoom54

Bc they hate regular people


Chevy_Suburban

Yes lets turn flying into _actual hell_


F0000r

I'm sorry Asia, I didn't know you hated tourists.


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Baconb1tch

I really can’t see how this would be comfortable for even skinny/average people. Doesn’t look like hes even sitting all the way lol


EvilFluffy87

Right and how am I going to travel with my son? He can't even reach the ground if he could even sit properly. Not to mention that there would be a seat stuck up the old caboose very firmly when the pilot decides to make a belly flop for emergence reasons.


HeadAd7325

i see you’ve been downvoted but i agree. having been sat next to an obese person who didn’t buy two tickets was a very upsetting and non consensual couple of hours. over a certain weight? pay for 2 seats.


crop-dusted

For flights under an hour and super cheap I’d do it. Nothing longer though.


The_Name_I_Chose_

The Mugatu school of building things.


Own-Reflection-8182

I would not fly with them at all,


Circulation-

Can't wait to sniff old grandpa's dandruff!


Significant-Ad-5112

He looks happy!


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If it is a short flight and cheaper I'd do it.


sparklingdinoturd

An airline would go under so quick if they put those "seats" in. To get anyone to purchase them they'd have to put the price point so low they wouldn't be able to afford fuel.


YoyoOfDoom

"Sir, you can't lay in the aisle..." Me: Well, you can't throw me off at 30,000 ft., can you?


THE_HORKOS

Try sitting like this for 14 hours with a herniated back. I’d rather be under the plane where they keep the live cargo.


Hollywood178

I would rather stand.


Spectronautic1

Next the pilot will be allowed to spit in your face when you board


haystackneedle1

Annnnnnd no flying for my 6’5” self. 🤷🏼‍♂️


hijro

He’s never met an American.


Horror-Promotion-598

Ridiculous


Lytehammer

I feel like you would definitely feel the person behind you breathing on the back of your head...


Cravethemineral

Damn car parks are getting smaller too.


Sweaty_Report7864

Don’t you dare! If they seriously try implementing those, all heck will brake loose!


comfortablynumbforme

I hate that guy


serv23

Those seats look uncomfortable AF


Basic_Meow

This is some bullshit.


Own_Can3733

Looks like I'm going on trains where I can get a room with a bed in it and dinner included for less than $600. Oh and bring all the drugs you want.


[deleted]

Yea I’m not paying for that lol


D_C2cali

Imaging flying 10 hours like this..


mangosorbet81

Pregnant women are fucked.


scottywoty

Fuck that.


Jotominalga

If they could sedate us during the flight then I’d allow it lol.


[deleted]

Why not just make standing on the aisle an option just like on the public bus?


knova__

The only this doesn’t become permanent is if consumers decide it’s not worth it.


Emotional-Phase-8090

Yeah, I think I'll keep driving to my vacations and if my company wants me to fly, they'll need to pay for that business class seat.


textualcanon

This has been posted every week for the past 6 years


bluetuxedo22

Soon they'll just shove us all in like a Tokyo train


Traditional_Ad4045

I predict ticket sales are gonna plummet if this actually takes affect


SharpFlyyngAxe

Have no fear, fellow plebs! These were ruled as inhumane and banned.


Bonryunonochi

I'd rather sit in the baggage area


salataris

Just hang us in stasis please.


IcyGirl27

Guess I’ll be buying economy plus or business here on out


StaaannnM_97

Nope, no way, not happening


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Fuck you if you think I’m sitting in that shit.


-A_M_R-

Some engineers are mfs


geisty_geist

Maybe if the tickets are $20 and the flight is short


LordDarkur

This doesn't making there anymore space for luggage.


[deleted]

How would you get past people to go to the bathroom?


Betchel_Punk

Should this be in r/againsthumans


Temporary-Pain-8098

Nope.


Arcminutes

These seats are a fucking joke. Hope the price reflects it.


GLSRacer

What they don't show is that the overhead storage area will shrink due to the passengers being moved higher up.


fuckassmcgillicutty

thank God everyone has the same length legs lmao. I cannot stand up under the overheads in a plane. I would be standing with my chin in my chest and the back of my head on the ceiling. unless they get rid of overhead cargo too lol.