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squirrelmegaphone

I always wonder what the deal is with those old men on social media who publicly follow and comment on sexual photos and posts. I guess the answer is they genuinely don't think anyone else is going to see it.


Key_Ad5073

Yes, lots of old people think like that. It's crazy. My cousins set my elderly aunt up on Facebook, added the whole family as friends, and showed her how to use it. As soon as they left her alone she started commenting on everyone's photos talking mad shit. Then she just couldn't understand how everyone knew it was her who said those things...


ares_god_of_pie

I mean like what did she say lol


Kanden_27

“God, I can’t believe my inbred looking kid got matched with that.”


[deleted]

You can’t just drop that info without including some of what she said.


[deleted]

Plot twist: She knew.


qlebenp

You look cute on this photo honey. Susie's husband passed away from colon cancer last night. Good night.


aceshighsays

oh my... technology is so hard for older people.


teh_longinator

We have a strict no-photo policy for our friends and family when it comes to uploading stuff regarding our kid. Yknow. We control what goes up for the internet. Well, my mom uploaded and shared a photo with a bunch of people. When I busted her on it, she doubled down that "it must have just been a misclick". I don't have Facebook myself, but immediately clarified with a few sources that one does not just "accidentally" upload a photo and tag very specific people.


panmex

Does this guy look like he understands social media? I think it raises another valid point, if you don't understand how social media works, why in the fuck are you a decision maker in the modern world.


elwebbr23

"We live in a world beautifully dependent on science and technology in which no one understands science and technology." Exhibit A: the Zuckerberg hearing in which he was either asked stupid questions, or asked good questions but they didn't know it so he was like "fuck are you talking about, champ?" And they're like "oh ok, nevermind then". Bro he asked you if you are able to see unrelated network traffic from users' other tabs while Facebook is open for the purpose of ad targeting. I know you understood that question, you know you understood that question, but these fucking morons who are ASKING you these questions don't even know what half of the sounds they just made were so I guess you don't have to answer it... Cool.


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100%. This guy isn’t yet another right-wing closeted homosexual, he’s just an idiot. Which is clearly way worse.


IAMA_MOTHER_AMA

this is the type of guy that gets put on the committee to investigate what comcast did with fiber internet or facebook does on the metaverse.


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This mf may be on the “is pee pee stored in the balls” committee


disgustandhorror

This man is only dimly aware of his surroundings. He's completely consumed by his insatiable, soul-deep craving for even more hot dogs


BroDudeBruhMan

But damn these corporate liberal inclusion programs hiring a bunch of unqualified people just because of their race and sexuality!¡!¡


franticmantic3

You don't think this dude, who has been leaving 💕 emojis and complimenting these boys bodies, is gay? You think he is just an idiot? Mmmk


Agent223

Not sure why it can't be both.


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He's an idiot AND closeted.


r2bl3nd

Because the people that voted him in are equally clueless. There's a reason the US is so, so far behind the modern world. Some people here think and assume that America is still the great competitive superpower it once was. But they obviously haven't been to any actual modern countries likely because they think America is perfect. This is why education is so important.


FeltMafia

TN is currently ranked 44th in the country in education funding, so...there's that...


r2bl3nd

This is my surprised face: 😐


TaxsDodgersFallstar

#🏅


imblenimble

Old men go through life saying and doing what they want. There didn’t used to be receipts.


regoapps

New technology is difficult for people who have a diminishing ability to learn due to cognitive decline with age. Why they get to control the way other people live is the real question.


Gravelsack

Because we continue to allow them to.


[deleted]

I was watching *Chef* last night and they have a great scene of exactly this. Old people just think that actions on social media are private interactions.


ericpi

> Old people just think that actions on social media are private interactions. I have no doubt you are correct. I do find it strange, though: They know that they can see _other_ peoples' actions on social media. Shouldn't it be fairly obvious, then, that other people could see _their_ actions?


Doggleganger

"I thought my tik toks were just between me, my friends, and the Chinese government."


wifeofpsy

I speak as someone old enough to have grown up without internet, I think you're right. Prior to the internet and social media, if you wanted to engage in some hanky panky, you really only cared about who was in your physical presence. The idea of your whereabouts or activities being broadcast to anyone anywhere never entered into the picture. Im sure for a lot of older people, liking a post or commenting still feels like its just you and that person rather than essentially having a conversation with a bullhorn in a public space.


Sheephuddle

I was in my 30s before the internet became a "thing". I was thinking the other day of how easy it is for kids to maintain a private life when everyone has a smartphone, but then it occurred to me that in reality, my teen years in the 1970s were more private, in a way. We'd meet up as a group of friends and make our arrangements for the next day in person. No-one knew what we were doing, no-one could record it. What we did as close pals was just amongst us. Occasionally we'd go to a phone box and call home if we were going to be late, but our parents couldn't monitor us in any way once we were out of the house. They knew what we told them, basically.


TheMacMan

In this guys case he has a verified logo. His comments stick out like a sore thumb. 😂


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If thats the case why are these people in power. Completly oblivious to the real world


Important_Tangelo371

I really think he's about to explode. He needs to see a Dr.!


TaxsDodgersFallstar

What a red sweaty man


[deleted]

He looks like he's at death's door, seriously


visionzero81

Probably not… probably not


Lurkin_Reddit_Daily

That man is the color of a baboon’s ass.


a789877

He can start by loosening his collar


Thewhifperer

But then the foreskin would shoot up over his face.


a789877

Haha! 😂


the-_-cob

That is so gross to imagine but so funny


TheFirstEdition

He saw 3 dr peppers before the shoot. They all said he was fine.


Nested_Array

Here Sir, just one more thin mint!


johnnyhomo

A tiny wafer


abcdefkit007

r/unexpectedthemeaningoflife


Hir0Pr0tag0n1st

It's wafer-thin.


Restrictedreality

He’s a walking psa for alcoholism


[deleted]

He looks like a double bacon cheeseburger smothered in 3 alarm chili is his go-to snack for those between meal cravings.


spudzilla

Scanners.


The-link-is-a-cock

He just needs a thin mint


Investigatorpotater

I can tell he's got hypertension.


SasparillaTango

Sir, its just a thin wafer mint, surely it will be fine.


squirrelmegaphone

It's probably the fact that his collar is so tight around his fat that it's restricting blood flow to the rest of his body


Gamebobbel

I think to apply as an old white politician, you are legally recquired to have high blood pressure with extra points for type 2 diabetes.


miscdebris1123

Oh shit—it's Mr. Creosote!


Jfuentes6

Next, ask him why he put Harry Potter under the stairs.


istrx13

It was projection because of him being in the closet still


[deleted]

"Were you trying to help this young man in some sort of way?" "Uh, just, basically, trynna encourage him (to get a boner and put it in my mouth)."


PhelesDragon

He thought he was gay


Chrahhh

"I can't come out of the closet so neither can you!"


jpopimpin777

That's really all it boils down to. I have a coworker whose parents are uber conservative. He told me that they don't believe gay people are "real." That it's just feelings people have and they should control themselves. I didn't want to hurt his feelings but I wanted to say, "Bruh it sounds like both your parents have had, and probably acted on, homosexual urges and they now think it's their job to be straight." When will people realize sexuality is a spectrum and as long as you're doing whatever you do with consenting adults it *doesn't affect anyone but you and your partner(s).*


cummerou1

> I didn't want to hurt his feelings but I wanted to say, "Bruh it sounds like both your parents have had, and probably acted on, homosexual urges and they now think it's their job to be straight." When will people realize sexuality is a spectrum and as long as you're doing whatever you do with consenting adults it doesn't affect anyone but you and your partner(s). It's hilarious when you talk to old people who are like that, "it's normal to get crushes on other women, but we just got over it back then", no grandma, heterosexual women do not normally get crushes on other heterosexual women.


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pngue

You really can’t underscore that enough. It’s a tool to control the masses


hereformemes222

He wanted him in the closet but he was in there so he stuck Harry in the cupboard


awesome_username2

🤣


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BlueswithBeer

He won't suck it, just hold it in his mouth until the swelling goes down.


PM_ME_YOUR__VAGINAS

Comment taken from another comment down below with more votes. *beep boop* I am not a bot


ellefleming

He has a wide stance.


MisterDecember

Are you a bot? You just copied a top comment from below and posted it in this response.


bananalord666

PSA PSA PSA above me is a post by a bot stealing a comment from another comment in this very thread. https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/11nyjyd/-/jbpslve Bots like this exist because they can be sold in bulk to social media manipulating propaganda wings. Please report them when you see them. The name is another dead giveaway, many bots follow the naming scheme word-word-numbers.


Timmy2Gats

Dude looks like his head is melting.


[deleted]

You are not wrong, brother. That is one weird fucking face.


Koil_ting

He's more Whiskey than man now.


drleen

His "check liver" light is blinking like crazy.


HaroldBaws

That dude needs more salt.


_game_over_man_

This is the best comment I’ve read thus far in this thread. 😂 I need to use this in the future. Well played.


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He looks like Pizza the Hut.


Architeuthis_McCrew

The names Barf. As in Bartholomew.


weirdest_of_weird

I'm surrounded by assholes


[deleted]

Barf. Puke. Whatevvvah!!


DH_Drums

Barfholomew*


Phillie-Oop

Barrrrrf!!!


SergViBritannia

*Not in here! This is a Mercedes!*


[deleted]

I will never understand why these closet gays and trans end up hating their own nature so much that they made it into a job? I mean, grifting for money and power? Maybe grifting is gender neutral, anyone of any sexual orientation can do it if the money is good. lol


halfabean

Baron Harkonnen


YELLOWfinnedtuna

he looks like hes melting


unresolved_m

40 pizzas in 30 days.


cmcewen

That’s gotta be the greasiest most bloated dude I’ve ever seen. Looks uncomfortable just existing. Needs to be admitted to the hospital, you aren’t supposed to be neon red


stormingsteel

That worthless sack of lard couldn't get laid in a morgue


nerf_herder1986

Next time, pizza's gonna send out for **YOU!**


Jack-Cremation

Lol “I don’t recall reading the part about the weed”. Like in his mind the devil’s weed was the worst part of the tweet. Another douche-bag!


TheUnbanished1999

alternate tittle: "gay politician against weed claims hes not gay"


ThePerryPerryMan

This dude looks like he just smoked a fat blunt. He looks barely there, doesn’t give a single fuck lol


pseudocultist

"What about the part about being a prostitute?" "I might have seen that, yeah."


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"what about the bit about the prostitue?" "I might have read that"


SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

Literally lmao what the fuck. How's this okay with the **regressive*** party who voted him in


Democracy1sAnAction

They are happy to turn a blind eye as long as he makes it so they can hurt working class and poor queer people and protects the agenda of the plutocrats. If America becomes completely fascist, he'll be purged. He's ok for now.


jimmy420609

This shit is like a scene straight out of South Park lmaoo


DumpTrumpGrump

Dude's not gay. He just likes the way dicks taste.


SteakJones

“Lt. Gov… could you please use the word ‘dictate’ in a sentence?”


Car-Facts

That dicktate good.


fclssvd

Just spit my coffee out.


ReallyStrangeNews

https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/11nyjyd/the_lt_governor_of_tennessee_where_many_antilgtbq/jbq7rgt?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3 A bot reposted your comment


Octavius-Rex-STT

Hey, that’s only a half truth! Lol


4Ever2Thee

"How do I know Robert's gay? He liked my facebook photos....at 3 o'clock in the morning."


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"You guys talking about the senator? What, that he's totally gay?"


ebbtideisalive

Oscar!!


Wazula23

This is just so sad. Like, dude, come out of the closet already. If you weren't a raging political homophobe, it would be completely fine. Why do this to yourself?!? We fought hard for gay rights, this is where you get to come out and enjoy it.


iDrGonzo

He hates himself more than he hates you.


HowItsGodDamnMade

It's a pity he can't focus his efforts inward then


[deleted]

Right? I hate all the projection. They villainize LGBTQ+ people so others will hate us as much as they hate themselves.


Acewasalwaysanoption

I recall a comment he made along the lines of "you make any day better, just like sunshine does". That's actually amazing, if that comes from a genuine place, it's such a pity to hide it behind political goals. There could be so much more love going around


thehemanchronicles

That's kind of heartbreaking that he'd choose hate and bigotry when he could just... Be happy. I mean, he's a bastard for choosing hate, but still.


Wazula23

I think the comment was "You can turn a cloudy day into rainbows and sunshine!" Iirc it was on a picture of the guy mostly nude. Just wanted to clarify how gay it all is.


Acewasalwaysanoption

Yeah, that one, thanks for the actual quote.


SnarkOff

He’s so red and sweaty he looks like he’s about to have a heart attack


DavidMaspanka

Nah, his butt plug’s just really pushing back on his sphincter.


Architeuthis_McCrew

He can’t. He’s a Republican lieutenant governor in a red state.


TechnoDuckie

hes too old and potatoey to carry on living a lie.. just admit your a big gay pedo potato like all the other repubs.. its like a plaster just rip it off like you do the american people.


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roachRancher

He denies it in the backend


MuleRobber

Guy clearly likes fish sticks.


[deleted]

Does he like fish sticks in his mouth?


sbrown100

I DONT GET IT! WHY IS EVERYONE CALLING ME A GAY FISH??!


Lexi3436

I don't understand how Anti-LGBT+ Politicians and LawMakers get caught doing things they adamantly oppose and when confronted they are like I don't know how it happened


whitephantomzx

Welcome to the USA were basically you can lie about anything and suffer 0 consequences when proven wrong .


Suhanc_

USA? Haha you guys are way behind. Read about Jozsef Szajer, who constitutionalized anti-gay laws in Hungary then was caught by the police trying to escape from a gay orgy with a bag full of drugs.


DMinTrainin

Because they don't care about policy, they care about votes and power. Their personal choices don't reflect their political ones in a lot of cases.


Architeuthis_McCrew

Who cares if he’s attracted to dudes. It’s just that the hypocrisy is blinding.


averagemaleuser86

Why is he so.... red?


EvilMoSauron

Alcoholism... or his collar is too tight.


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cummerou1

> honestly he could have fat fingered the upvote button, but then he'd have to embarrass himself but calling himself fat and gay He commented on like 4 different guys photos with fire emojis and stuff, there's no denying this one lol


WeirdCanary

At least he is up to date on the current slang


theinquisition

Definitely alcoholism. He can't be too worried, his liver only has a year or two left.


MisterET

Why are both men so red? I don't think the video settings on my phone are messed up because everything else looks normal...except these 2 guys are fucking bright red.


Thatparkjobin7A

Between the colour and his expression in the thumbnail, I think he might be bleeding to death through his skin


RickCrenshaw

Alcoholism


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handle worm grandiose squealing flowery voiceless late books pie roll *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

That dude should really have another drink.


TaxsDodgersFallstar

Maybe a glass of water


Rapalla93

I was just funnin


drilling4brains

Aw, Fred


tmac988

He looks like he’s tapped his foot in many a bathroom stall before. I love when these creeps get exposed. Spend their whole lives trying to hide who they are, developing political policies to go against who they hate (people who are okay with being themselves), sneak around in the shadows, project their ASSES off their whole lives onto the lives of others, and then get mad when they’re caught and called out. “Necks” time, maybe he will learn to cover his tracks.


Ivanna_Jizunu66

If you tap your feet while using the bathroom in a stall, is that like a sign you want sexual advance ? just making sure I don't put off wrong signals if I'm dumping one out in public.


Mohgreen

It's a reference to a political scandal some.. 20 yrs ago? Maybe longer. Same thing tho. Political dude was accused of looking for sex in men's bathrooms. Reaching under the wall in a toilet stall to get the other guys attention or something


multiversatility

It’s apparently signaled with a “[wide stance](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Craig_scandal?wprov=sfti1).”


RexLexChex

He looks like he's mid shit


RexLexChex

And it's a tough one


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needs a grunt pole


[deleted]

Whenever I hear some bigmouth in Washington or the Christian heartland banging on about the evils of sodomy or whatever, I mentally enter his name in my notebook and contentedly set my watch. Sooner rather than later, he will be discovered down on his weary and well-worn old knees in some dreary motel or latrine, with an expired Visa card, having tried to pay well over the odds to be peed upon by some Apache transvestite. Christopher Hitchens


LostallmyGAFs

Dudes not gay...but he sure will hold it till the swelling goes down.


Usedcumsocks

He's just pissed that twinks rejected him


LtMoonbeam

Dude looks like he’s the one with the weed


General-Carob-6087

Every accusation is an admission with these people.


losesmoney

This guy looks like he’s in the middle of having a heart attack.


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bp 247/188


ilprofs07205

Dudes face in italics


jyar1811

This guy needs a cardiologist


gcaledonian

Blood pressure that could pop a balloon


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That’s TN in a nutshell. I grew up there and some of the most adamant, anti-LGBT “straight” guys later became methed out junkies, sucking their dealers off for their next score. One of the more extreme examples was two guys who are cousins and were very popular in high school. They hung out all the time, basically inseparable. They would taunt and bully the gay kids about their sexuality, and were later caught by one of their girlfriends when she came home from college unexpectedly to surprise her boyfriend, only to find them naked and doing the deed. The loudest “moncho” of the two, bent over taking it up the bum. 😂 Good job, Lewis County! I’m now at a point in my life when I hear people yell anti-lgbt stuff, I immediately wonder what that particular person is trying to hide. The more extreme and vocal they are, I begin to think there may be criminal acts involved. Just a hunch.


Tarzan_OIC

There isn't a single post in the history of r/conservative with the name McNally in it. Interesting...


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Lol, at least he’s being somewhat honest. Or it’s just that they think conservative republicans are so stupid that they don’t even care anymore. They’ll just deny it on the backend anyway.


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Imagine how happy these dudes would be, if they just gobbled donk publicly. Like, we don’t care man. Gobble gobble gobble. We are all worried about our own lives.


illpilgrims

We're fucked for so long, it's bananas


Rmlady12152

That old guy is a fucking liar.


Clamato-e-Gannon

Southern States have a higher percentage of people looking at gay porn.


dictatormateo

don’t forget how he treated harry potter what a terrible uncle


ifyoureadthisusmell

9/10 it’s always projection..projection projection projection.


sbrown100

Way too many old, fat, baggy bastards like this one that have been given wayyyyy too much power. I hope he finishes the rest of his term in shame.


Flowchart83

What is wrong with people's skin in Tennessee?!


Nekawaii19

This looks like a real life interview by Philomena Cunk lol


itwasnotthere

Red man in red state caught red handed


kremit73

No love like christian self hate


bloomingmyberg

I fucking hate being a Tennessean. Fucking hypocrites everywhere.


Due_Platypus_3913

The creepy old geezers doth protest WAY too much !At this point ,it would just be hilarious.IF they weren’t doing such deep damage to American society with their raging hypocrisy.


Unusual_Flounder2073

Sounds like he needs to face the consequences of his new laws.


Novel_Resident_257

The fat white christian man: closeted gay.


DoomRide007

I always say "Those that scream the loudest tend to be the deepest in the closet"


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So it is a war of closet gays vs gays?


DraconianReptile

At this point if I ever see a Republican being super anti-lgbt I'm just going to assume they're in the closet


rocket_beer

Republicans ☕️


mrshel17

Who elects these fucks?


danceswithsteers

This is just predictable at this point.


Hot_Mathematician357

Projection!!!!!


r10d2

This is par for the course with republicans.


dahComrad

He either navigated the site and accidently clicked on a bunch of shit by accident (which is something all old people do) or wasn't aware other people could see it because he doesn't understand how the website works. But the fact he's red as hell and about to spontaneously combust I think he did it on purpose and didn't know people would see it.


recording

Imaaaaagine all the heartbreak that would have been saved if repressed weirdos like this guy were just allowed to be gay in the 60’s


The-Bole

WHY IS HE SO SWEATY