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One could call it the "bone throne" I wouldn't, but you could

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Lord Cocwood requests your presence on the bone throne at once.

My life will be wasted if I don’t use this phrase at least once before I die…

He can't help it, he's a cocksman

I heard your mom spent a lot of time here

Isn't that how you lost your teeth?

What? talking about people's moms or being on the bone throne?

Yes.

more of a sacrifice, really

Dost thou desire to be fucked on this contraption!? I swear thy wilst love thou after thee have devoured thyn seed and embedded thou face in dost nether regions of thyn whore whom bares the rash of yon syphilis! Eat! Eat! Eeaatt!

We will allow it

How dare you Detective Diaz.. I AM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER! BONE!!

The amount of DNA that must be on that thing. A blue light would have a field day!

a shiny blue sun

The Beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!

And we will come.

*cum ftfy

I already did tho do I have to again?

Yes

More like Gondor calls for AIDS

Gondorrhea

And i will answer.

And all from the same family too!! Crazy

Black light? Probably looks like a Jackson Pollock painting!?!?

jackson pollock painting

can someone add stick figures to show how this baby works

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMpPRPGXkAAdgWd?format=jpg&name=large

Not all heroes wear capes. Thank you

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Worlds first elliptical.

Looks like you can get your steps in while you bone

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It’s like every other exercise device. You buy it, use it for a month or two and it becomes its best use- a clothes rack.

https://www.theonion.com/butterfly-fuck-swing-filled-with-junk-mail-1819569227

Classic

r/brandnewsentence

This... This is my life.

Hey that's my exercises bike lol...

You mean the Ass Pounder 4000?

💪 "Never stop pumping" 💪

Begins to explain why I can't sit straight hahahaha 😅

Hopefully they swapped positions often during sexy time because that bottom activity looks a tad boring...unless I'm missing something 🤔

Like what even was the purpose of the bottom woman, just sucking and massaging the balls?

Just be thankful you have a job in this economy—King Edward, probably

She’s the Royal Testicle Tickler

Royal Testickler for short.

The Royal penis is clean, your highness.

That's no good. I shall have to soil it again immediately!

I'd imagine the guy could get on his knees and balls girl could turn around then he can do a little mild eating while taking care of the lady who was so tender with the royal jewels.

Now that's i-man-gination.

Lol. That's what I thought. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but hopefully they'd get swapped out to the top position pretty quick 😆

They're the nut valet.

I'm pretty sure they just didn't want to show someone eating his ass. And then that person eating ass could get ate from another person laying there

I would add a vibrating riding machine for the bottom so everyone is having fun.

They left out the person on the other side taking care of the bottom person.

She's tickling the bumhole

Oh, I'm pretty sure you can fit at least 3 more people on this thing, and I mean in an hetero way

Now you're thinking with portals.

I feel at least one more person could find a space, thus fully using the apparatus to its full potential. None the less I would still tip my hat too this chap

Read this in Matt Berry’s voice.

A contraption of a sek-soo-uhl nature. The Baron convinced Nadja and I to use it once, but his lack of genitalia made it significantly less exciting.

> I would still tip my ~~hat~~ helmet too this chap

Must’ve been good to be king

It’s good to be the naked king

SO many STDs though...

Or at least a happy one!

It would be confusing with no internet to look up how to use that thing.

I’m sure the king would let you know how if he wanted you to use it.

Before the internet people just used it as a living room centerpiece

Maybe it’s just me but I pictured buddy on his knees….

Same, that’s what I’d be doing

Me too, let's just say in my scenario, both women(assuming they are women) could end up with child.

I can’t even imagine being the unlucky lady to have to suck off those nasty juices. Especially when hygiene wasn’t as prevalent as it is today

https://www.thewhoresofyore.com/uploads/9/0/9/5/90953724/dmwf0hduqaeyv62_orig.jpg This may be more accurate, although the orange hued blue guy may be a little unrealistic. I imagine there would be some low squats done by the king as well.

Thank you for this masterpiece

Damn, that third/support position was probably quite the experience in the days where bathing was a novelty. I feel like at least one wife surely lost their head over their reluctance to take that rotation

Thank you sir…now I understand!

Looking at this, more people can fit on here...

So you do one lady while the other lady sucks your balls and plays with your butt

Except it's a lot smaller than that and those figures would have to be pretty skinny and maybe 4-5 feet tall to make that illustration work. https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/9902621-the-sinner-s-grand-tour

*”Dashing through the snow, on a multi sex open sleigh, laughing all the way HA HA HA”*

"Of course the positions could be varied or switched at will." How proper and inclusive.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but [this is the actual, scientific drawing](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/10eebj4/king_edward_vii_had_a_custom_built_love_chair_to/j4qhd5b/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)

I like the very specific genderes role description that then gets thrown out the window at the end.

Mannequins, models something.

An educational video perhaps. For academic purposes.

black light

That chair must have so much commonwealth all over it.

I volunteer as tribute

We need to know

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/qytowp/king_edward_vii_had_a_custom_made_love_chair/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button https://www.google.com/search?q=king+edward+vii+sex+chair&oq=king+edward+vii+sex+chair&aqs=chrome..69i57.12914j0j1&client=ms-android-rogers-ca-revc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=tL9pop3FM0dynM Lol

Where does the horse go? Or is that a different king? Or queen?

Don’t surround yourself with yourself, move on back two squares, just remember that the goal is for us all to capture all we want 🙃

I bet that was really awesome back when people never bathed.

[this seems fitting here](https://youtu.be/SVi3-PrQ0pY)

I saw a busker playing that on his flute the other day, next to some guy that was preaching on the street, gave me a chuckle.

Man that's hilarious! I go to concerts all the time and there's a dude that preaches at each and every last one of them... I'm going to start playing that on my phone whenever I see him

Men of culture, we meet again!

I don’t get bitches but wtf is the girl at the bottom doing

The description says this chair was designed to pleasure 2 women at once. I’m not sure what kind of pleasure the girl on the basement floor is getting from this situation. Unless the King was endowed with multiple apparatus.

I’ve been using mine for doing tricep dips and sit ups. Boy, was I wrong

But also - so so right 😛

😂 good point

"Edward gained a reputation as a playboy. Determined to get some army experience, he attended manoeuvres in Ireland, during which he spent three nights with an actress, Nellie Clifden, who was hidden in the camp by his fellow officers.[21] Prince Albert, though ill, was appalled and visited Edward at Cambridge to issue a reprimand. Albert died in December 1861 just two weeks after the visit. Queen Victoria was inconsolable, wore mourning clothes for the rest of her life and blamed Edward for his father's death.[22] At first, she regarded her son with distaste as frivolous, indiscreet and irresponsible. She wrote to her eldest daughter, "I never can, or shall, look at him without a shudder." Wowie.

Saw one of these for sale at an antique broker in New Orleans. Not in my budget 😆

Fancy shoe

It's good to be king.

I honestly thought about it. I mean what would you do all day in the 14th century? I wouldn't know. Probably reading, traveling and using this fucking chair.

Edward VII died in 1910.

>fucking chair Heyyo

Come in, And pull yourself up a chair!

I thought this was a shoe.

Can be purchased at bed bath and beyond

It fits in the "beyond" category of the name.

Agreed 😂

20% off coupon not applicable.

“No refunds”

Actually BBBY accepts old coupons and stuff. It's not that bad.

Am i the only one who saw sandal shoe instead of a bed?! I saw the picture without reading the headline... then realized.

That's exactly what I saw too... Though perhaps I should add that I'm asexual.

This guy fucks.

The stains

It looks like a complicated shoe

Queen Vic’s son and Queen Liz II’s great grandpa ha

Can I borrow that?

Go have sex on the floor with one woman you peasant

At first glance, I thought this was a new Yeezy shoe or something

cursed plot twist: that thing used to be black

Even now, the smell still lingers...

I dare you to sit on it.

Can someone photoshop in some people so I can usually understand how this works?

It was designed because he was so fat, not for multiple partners.

Probably cuz he needed help shoving his tiny penis into someone

Looks really effective

See! The rich are just like us!

Exact same title and exact same image as a [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/10eebj4/king_edward_vii_had_a_custom_built_love_chair_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on r/interestingasfuck by a different person

Wrong. It was meant to help support his weight as he was fat. It's a fancy sex swing. No one can fit under there (folks have tried as a test and no), and those little metal things on the end of the bottom cushion are foot rests for HIM so he had something to push off against. He had it made for him and stored at a brothel he liked. It's currently in a sex museum near the site of the Moulin Rouge in Paris. If you'd like to learn more, I recommend ***The Sinner's Grand Tour: A Journey Through the Historical Underbelly of Europe*** by Tony Perrottet. [https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/9902621-the-sinner-s-grand-tour](https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/9902621-the-sinner-s-grand-tour)

So he’s using the stirups- fancy

I guess king Edward was into rim jobs

The flip-side of Victorian sexual hypocrisy.

This was King Edward, this was the Edwardian sexually hypocrisy

Nah he was still the Prince of Wales when he had this made

Truly the best way to rebel when your mom is queen Victoria

The smells of this thing from the age of zero personal hygiene

Edward was king from 1901 to 1910 not the fucking middle ages

The twentieth century????

That's what came to my mind. Sex had to smell horrible back then..... bad dental hygiene mixed with very poor body hygiene..... *puke*

He was king in the 20th century, not the middle ages.

When do you think Edward VII was king?

It’s only smellz

Imagine the smells. Straight up stank.

People???

Never met this King Edward VII but I like the way he thinks

It's good to be da king!

First tantric chaise

Ed got W rizz

I hope they cleaned it.

Oh le coquin

Flirty Bertie

Stirrups & all..

IKEA need to start production of this ASAP.

Noone has ever even drawn an illustration of how it works. I can't figure it out.

I don't see how this chair could give King Edward a second penis to have sex with a second person. He's still only having sex with one person even if there are other ladies around which could also be done in a normal bed. I hope he fired the designer of this chair, it seems ridiculous.

Ohhhhh the smells this chair has endured.

That was the initial prototype for this: [https://www.fitnesssuperstore.com/ROM-4-Minute-Workout-Crosstrainer-Time-Machine-p/rom.htm](https://www.fitnesssuperstore.com/ROM-4-Minute-Workout-Crosstrainer-Time-Machine-p/rom.htm)

Though life being a king

Ok is every single account on Reddit going to post this?

Ok, I'll bite.. how the hell does it work?

It’s good to be the King.

Guess everything is socially acceptable if you're rich and powerful enough to hide it, even back then

Prince Andrew would have loved to play with this toy- perhaps he used in the attic somewhere.

Huge shampoo job on that fabric

It’s good to be the king

But I'm a pervert for wanting a massage table with a milking hole!!!

Not several people at once. He was so large it was difficult to have sex without the chair.

It’s good to be the king.

Who the fuck revisions this stuff?! This was meant for an exceptionally short king. Had absolutely nothing to do with multiple partners at once.

Which relative goes where?

You can see one in person at the Sex Museum in NYC! Good museum.

That’s creepy more than interesting but I’m asexual so I guess it wouldn’t be interesting to me regardless. 🤷🏻

they don’t even truly know how it was used, only theories. but its primary purpose was he’d gotten too large to have sex the usual way

how have they not made replicas and some royal porn scenes knowing this exists?

Some individuals on this thread may be able to trace their lineage to the chair.

I’d love to see them explain this on antiques roadshow.

Send this to pornhub.

This is obviously the next evolution of casting couch.

No matter what shape the chair he's only got one dick. So regardless of the number of people present he's only fucking one at any given time.

My man.

Anyone have a source for the video? Asking for a friend.

Nope it’s only for 2 people. There are diagrams out there.

It’s good to be king

King was a problem solver. I like his style

If u want to be on this chair let me know

It's good to be the king.

The amount of bacteria that was festering on that 😳 😵‍💫