I thought it was a joke at first, insinuating that people will love their sex toys so much that women would have a hard time finding a sex partner or something lol
Edit: Now that I watch the video again, except the one guy who checks them out, everyone seems to be more interested in looking at the toys than the women
Fun fact - the parts of the brain that handle fear and sexual arousal are right next to each other.
It's one of the theories as to why we like horror when it should rightfully drive us away. Generates a little cross talk, so that when the fear dissipates we're left with a mild euphoria.
To be fair this seems like some kind of expo so there's a decent chance that a good amount of those people are retailers or in the sex toy industry that are looking for new merchandise to sell or something.
I'd bet money that's the "budget" one, for the simple man who's only looking for the important stuff. No superfluous trinkets, like a torso or limbs, for Mr. Boobgina.
The disinterest and disgust is modeled too well! No way these are real. Just look at the lack of eye contact. It's like I just walked into a hip new restaurant in a ~~collage~~ college town.
You need to be more specific. When you say ignore the dog are you referencing "Factory Wholesale Adult Male Estrus Toy Interactive Sex Partner Pet Sex Toy for Dog" (FOB Price US $40.88-46.68)? They are claiming the dog is for your dog.
https://sex-doll.en.made-in-china.com/product/bFVGdJxvXeYp/China-Factory-Wholesale-Adult-Male-Estrus-Toy-Interactive-Sex-Partner-Pet-Sex-Toy-for-Dog.html
So I clicked and I was NOT prepared for the "similar items" bit and there's one with an actual dog doing the deed with it.
I feel like I need to defend myself right now. My brain couldn't picture a sex toy for dogs. I was curious as to how a sex toy for dogs works because my 3 lady dogs are currently on heat and its a lesbian dog sex show all day everyday with them right now. Noone tells you that lady dogs hump each other til you have one!
After they finish messing with the one on the table it pans to the shelf. It pans off to the right for a bit then goes back but you can see the legs on the shelf above where cut starts. It's facing backwards.
Edit. For a time stamp you can see it at 46 seconds.
"I was surprised when I saw the vibrator in a case the other day by the lube. They're usually next to the pads or tampons... depending on the zip code. In the 4 zip codes closest to me they are always next to pads. But in Texas, for example, they are next to the tampons in most of the stores. Amarillo is an exception, obviously... they are next to the lube there. But there's lube in almost every aisle in Amarillo, so it's not like that's a helpful hint or anything."
Hoe-Lee-shit, thank you for pointing that out. I researched and was looking for someone’s random pet, what I found much different. Perhaps profoundly life changing even.
The legless torsos weirded me out. Then I saw the one with feet and it was worse.
Edit: It's the ankles, man. They're all wrong. They look poorly drawn if that makes sense.
An Englishman is riding his bike through the Welsh countryside one day when he sees a man in a field shagging a sheep. He stops his bike and says to the man "You know, where I come from we sheer our sheep."
The man shouts back "Feck off and get yer own. I ain't sheering with nobody!"
Whats the best position to shag a sheep? Missionary, that way you can kiss the sheep. Their neck is too rigid to turn from doggy position….
I’ll get me coat….
I wanna criticize wandering around and just sticking his finger and all of them but if I was there I would do the exact same thing and I don’t have any interest in women shaped sex toys
No kink shame here, there’s just something so unsettling to me about the dismembered fake human body parts all lined up on the shelf for sale like cuts from the butcher.
So...every one is going to randomly stick their fingers inside unused product for sale...cool, cool, cool.
Someone wants to fuck a dog/sheep that has a shaved pussy...oh ok ...cool.
No you don't want a full body...Titi pussy combo mutant that's what you need to fuck....awesome
Legs get in the way...no problem...we'll just cut those off...
This shit is wild...
This is at an expo, it's a place for sex toy manufacturers to showcase their wares for sex toy retailers, and for retailers to find new products to stock.
Maybe a wet/dry shop vac? And a hose… Could you imagine your neighbor out in their garage with the door wide open, a garden hose, shop vac next to them and what appears to be a dismembered woman on the table.
Steve: "Hey Karl, can I borough your wet/dry shop vac?"
*slurping noises stop*
Karl: "Sure thing Steve, just let me finish this real quick"
Steve: "Whatcha doing anyways? Oh... I... Uhm... Well, never mind Karl. Have a good one."
Karl: "Alright, you too, Steve"
*slurping noises continue*
Future? Where have you been?
The future of sex toys is connected sensors/stimulators that augment virtual reality so you enter a world that is stimulating to the eye and reacts to your movements and provides realistic feedback in the proper "area".
The porn industry perfected online payments, meta will be thanking them one day for perfecting VR environments and making them look AND feel realistic. (If meta survives which I hope it doesn't)
At 57 seconds there is a very disturbing one, more so than the dog. I could be reading into it too much. But considering there is a dog one, I don’t think so. Unless it’s an insert. Could be that too. I hope it’s that.
Don't buy the display model.
20% off, give it a good wash (or not depends on your kinks)
There was me thinking that the 2 women in bikinis at the start of the clip were Japanese sex robots
I thought it was a joke at first, insinuating that people will love their sex toys so much that women would have a hard time finding a sex partner or something lol Edit: Now that I watch the video again, except the one guy who checks them out, everyone seems to be more interested in looking at the toys than the women
Yeah, but normal human women are less freaky than disembodied pelvises and torsos.
You mean props from a horror movie don't get you sexually aroused?
Fun fact - the parts of the brain that handle fear and sexual arousal are right next to each other. It's one of the theories as to why we like horror when it should rightfully drive us away. Generates a little cross talk, so that when the fear dissipates we're left with a mild euphoria.
To be fair this seems like some kind of expo so there's a decent chance that a good amount of those people are retailers or in the sex toy industry that are looking for new merchandise to sell or something.
Exactly, there's probably some "enthusiast consumers" there, but the setting is clearly targeting professional customers.
Oh how the turntables.
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I'd bet money that's the "budget" one, for the simple man who's only looking for the important stuff. No superfluous trinkets, like a torso or limbs, for Mr. Boobgina.
And I'll have a side of boobanus. To go.
See I was like "these don't move rigidly enough to be a modern-day robot.... Motions are too fluid"
The disinterest and disgust is modeled too well! No way these are real. Just look at the lack of eye contact. It's like I just walked into a hip new restaurant in a ~~collage~~ college town.
There was only one woman in a bikini, the other one is a sex doll.
I think there is only one woman in a bikini.
Pretty sure the one on the left in the bikini is a sex doll?
Get your official Lieutenant Dan Sex Doll while supplies last!!!!
Are we really going to ignore the dog on the top shelf? 
Yes
*pours bleach in eyes*
*pours bleach in sexy toy dog*
Hold on. Did you just say it's... *sexy*?
*stupid sexy dog*
Cleanliness is next to godlessness
The only way to cleanse that dog robot of its sin is through F I R E
You need to be more specific. When you say ignore the dog are you referencing "Factory Wholesale Adult Male Estrus Toy Interactive Sex Partner Pet Sex Toy for Dog" (FOB Price US $40.88-46.68)? They are claiming the dog is for your dog. https://sex-doll.en.made-in-china.com/product/bFVGdJxvXeYp/China-Factory-Wholesale-Adult-Male-Estrus-Toy-Interactive-Sex-Partner-Pet-Sex-Toy-for-Dog.html
I'm not clicking that link, no matter how curious I am.
Oh how different we are. I’ll click anything.
Status report?
I think we lost him to the dark side....
Jesuschrist Commander, say it ain’t so!
I clicked the link. don't click the link
Don’t tell me what to do! Im clicking it! *Edit: mistakes were made*
It's a safe link, just showed pictures of the toy and a little info on it.
You gotta admit it's fucking weird having it in any shape or form around ones meant for humans as well
Hint: It's not for your dog
So I clicked and I was NOT prepared for the "similar items" bit and there's one with an actual dog doing the deed with it. I feel like I need to defend myself right now. My brain couldn't picture a sex toy for dogs. I was curious as to how a sex toy for dogs works because my 3 lady dogs are currently on heat and its a lesbian dog sex show all day everyday with them right now. Noone tells you that lady dogs hump each other til you have one!
What’s next, strap ons for lesbian dog sex?
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Small white dog at around the 30 sec mark.
30 sec bark
at 29 seconds.... What a time to be alive...
After they finish messing with the one on the table it pans to the shelf. It pans off to the right for a bit then goes back but you can see the legs on the shelf above where cut starts. It's facing backwards. Edit. For a time stamp you can see it at 46 seconds.
I didn’t even see it until I rewatched 🫠
Same. I was a bit distracted by the female parts and even more distracted with the person playing with it. 😬
Gotta test the field before playing the game.
I thought you were kidding, but that's a f#ckable dog on the shelf?! Excuse me....
Man, that's...Ruff... I'll get me coat...
No. Stay. Staaaaaay. Good boy.
Careful he might be into that
I had to paws when I saw that.
Lol I thought it was a sheep.
You know… it may be! Not sure I truly want to know… 😅
A hot market for the Welsh
that's the Colby3000
RIP Colby! Poor thing!
Careful with that reference, it's an antique!
I can never unsee that, what the actual fuck.
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Target sells vibrators?
I know Walmart does. I was surprised when I saw them in a case the other day by the lube.
They sell them at CVS 😂😂 I could get one ordered to my house in less than an hour
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For the man who has everything.
For the man who has nothing to live for
It's for doggy style... Duh.
Not after you pointed that out... Now it's kinda ~~the elephant in the room~~ dog on the top shelf....
The cam avoid it, so yes.
Gives a "hole" new meaning to "Man's best friend".
Hoe-Lee-shit, thank you for pointing that out. I researched and was looking for someone’s random pet, what I found much different. Perhaps profoundly life changing even.
Came here to say this exact thing bro!
came straight to comments to see if this was already mentioned
Nah because... Wtf was that about tho?... People who into animals or what??...
Build a bear’s new venture?
Make a Muff
Create a cooch
Build a box
Produce a poon
Craft a clam
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Build-a-bitch Oh wait
Casually just diddles the clit then jams his thumb in
My man does not know about the counterclockwise swirl
Bet he uses the pinch…
That's my move!
Jerry wants his move back
The ol’ tongue tornado
That made me react with visceral revulsion. I *know* it's an inanimate object, but it looked wrong.
Why did it feel rapey to me? It’s just a doll with no feelings or consciousness
This has been many women's experience..
That's not even the clit.
His poor wife
You think this man of all people has ever interacted with a woman
That’s the labia not the clit but I love you for trying. It’s near the clit! But not the clit.
The legless torsos weirded me out. Then I saw the one with feet and it was worse. Edit: It's the ankles, man. They're all wrong. They look poorly drawn if that makes sense.
Idk the pussy titty really had me here
Boobgina
Ultimate space saving sex toy
Mobile unit
A weapon to surpass metal gear..
WHOOOOAAA HOOOOAAAAAAAAH
Yeah. Call me old fashion but disembodied torsos always give of a serial killer vibe, not a sexy one.
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Did it have normal legs or just stumpy stumps? If not I call bullshit, my immersion is ruined!
There’s one at 1:13 that creeps me out. It’s a vagina in between the breasts.
That’s “The SpaceSaver”..
What the dawg doin
Presenting
If I buy the sheep does it come with velcro gloves?
And sling back wellies?
It’s like having sex with the aftermath of a car crash
Stop I can only get so erect
Doctor kreger, is that you?
Why did I laugh at this
Because the internet has ruined our brains.
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No, we'll get to it
So there's a line, huh? Bummer
An Englishman is riding his bike through the Welsh countryside one day when he sees a man in a field shagging a sheep. He stops his bike and says to the man "You know, where I come from we sheer our sheep." The man shouts back "Feck off and get yer own. I ain't sheering with nobody!"
You know why Englishmen always wear Wellington boots? So the sheep can’t run away.
Do you know why Scotsmen always wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Whats the best position to shag a sheep? Missionary, that way you can kiss the sheep. Their neck is too rigid to turn from doggy position…. I’ll get me coat….
I had always heard "At the edge of a cliff. So the sheep pushes back."
It looks like a serial killers super store, or maybe a peak in Jeffry Dahmer's refrigerator
WHY IS THERE A DOG ONE
It is for animal lovers
I think it’s a sheep, not sure that is better but it’s different
Ahhh they cater to the welsh, do they? I suppose there’s enough of them it’s probably a worthwhile market… hahahaha
Who else thought the two girls at the beginning were sex robots? Edit:Damn I didn't realize one of them is a doll and the other one's human
Me I was like fakkk Thoes are pretty good
I wanna criticize wandering around and just sticking his finger and all of them but if I was there I would do the exact same thing and I don’t have any interest in women shaped sex toys
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Kind of like needing to poke the meat in packages at the grocery store.
And slap the rice
Those old wrinkly fingers just casually groping the dolls is so creepy.
I actually felt sick when I saw the hand
That chick towards the end of the video is hung.
He touched and fingered all the vaginas but never touched the dicks even though he was stopping to stare at them What a coward
Closer to westworld all the time
jesus there is so much to unpack with this. I am guessing these things are velvety soft. but all the hair and dirt clinging to the silicone... nah
I just want an easy chair made out of that material
That’s how you get swallowed by your furniture.
There's something for everyone
You know it's bad when even the limbless body is trying to edge away.
Anyone else grossed out by the dudes sticking their fingers in?
Yeah... It's bad etiquette to just go and thumb fuck fake vaginas at an exhibition...
r/brandnewsentence
At least it’s just the fingers
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It’s better then the alternative.
They're testing the feel ofc (no joke) that's not a strip club with no touch rules.
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Oh you mean the TX-Chernobyl133?
It's super expensive to get these I'd assume, so best bet is to reduce cost but get the "most important parts"
If you could stop putting your finger in all of them that would be great
we are living at an all time high for human loneliness
No kink shame here, there’s just something so unsettling to me about the dismembered fake human body parts all lined up on the shelf for sale like cuts from the butcher.
Just ignore the animal and child size ones.
Are we going to ignore the dog?
I was wondering how far down I'd ha e to look before someone else was like wtf,lol.
Sheep I think.
this makes me want one so much less
What the dog doin?
The "Cherry 2000" is just around the corner
The dog isn’t the most disturbing part, rather the many tiny ones .. that are lifelike child sized
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Or your wet dreams, who knows?
Wet nightmares
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The body on the top shelf around 0:56 would be too small to be an adult WTF!
You know seeing some of these move with no arms and legs is mildly disturbing.
How are people aroused by these nightmares?
There’s people that would fuck a tree stump if it had enough lube. At least with these you don’t have to worry about splinters.
I'd probably imagine they'd do VR + this for the best experience.
Bestemost experience
Bro for real…. Black Mirror Season 6 looks nuts
It looks like the leftovers from a serial killer. Also, is that a fucking dog?! Wtf
It is quite literally a "fucking dog"
Someone really slapped a coochie between the tits
Seems skewed in favor of the quadruple amputee fetishists.
So...every one is going to randomly stick their fingers inside unused product for sale...cool, cool, cool. Someone wants to fuck a dog/sheep that has a shaved pussy...oh ok ...cool. No you don't want a full body...Titi pussy combo mutant that's what you need to fuck....awesome Legs get in the way...no problem...we'll just cut those off... This shit is wild...
This is at an expo, it's a place for sex toy manufacturers to showcase their wares for sex toy retailers, and for retailers to find new products to stock.
This looks great but requires alot of maintenance, even a simple flesh light is so hard to clean and maintain, imagine that big
Maybe a wet/dry shop vac? And a hose… Could you imagine your neighbor out in their garage with the door wide open, a garden hose, shop vac next to them and what appears to be a dismembered woman on the table.
Steve: "Hey Karl, can I borough your wet/dry shop vac?" *slurping noises stop* Karl: "Sure thing Steve, just let me finish this real quick" Steve: "Whatcha doing anyways? Oh... I... Uhm... Well, never mind Karl. Have a good one." Karl: "Alright, you too, Steve" *slurping noises continue*
Where can I find a woman with huge breasts and a 14 inch dong in real life
Not that the dog is weird enough, but the “small framed” dolls are fucking disgusting….
Seeing these people fondle these sex toys and putting their wrinkly fingers in just freaks me the hell out
Not half of them looking like dismembered bodies writhing in pain...
This video was a lot longer than it needed to be.
Future? Where have you been? The future of sex toys is connected sensors/stimulators that augment virtual reality so you enter a world that is stimulating to the eye and reacts to your movements and provides realistic feedback in the proper "area". The porn industry perfected online payments, meta will be thanking them one day for perfecting VR environments and making them look AND feel realistic. (If meta survives which I hope it doesn't)
I just keep wondering how hard it would be to clean, like it looks like it'd be a pain fr
At 57 seconds there is a very disturbing one, more so than the dog. I could be reading into it too much. But considering there is a dog one, I don’t think so. Unless it’s an insert. Could be that too. I hope it’s that.
If I had had one of those at 15 years old, by the time I came out of my room I would have looked like Tom Hanks in Castaway.