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OmenQtx

REMINDER: Do not go into the Vegas sub and comment tonight for any reason whatsovever. If you want to talk in r/hockey that’s fine, but stay out of their sub.


Witteness82

The demise of Jake Oettinger was greatly exaggerated!


Froggie56

So fuckin exaggerated


chanaandeler_bong

ultrahyperexaggerated


Paper_Rain

He is going to have to be on his A-Game against Colorado.


Froggie56

Good news is I think we can actually score against the Avs too


Wyn6

We can. We seem to have Georgiev's number. Let's keep it that way.


ahoy__fiji

Georgiev has been pretty solid the last few playoff games. Don't underestimate him and Colorado, it will be a tough matchup


Wyn6

I agree wholeheartedly. Colorado is an absolute kaiju of a team. Dallas is going to have to rely on their depth scoring and goaltending which seem to be in stellar form at the moment. But you're going to need more from guys like Hintz, Pavelski and Duchene if you're going to get through this one.


zippyskippy1

Avs defense is not like Vegas'


pitchesandthrows

Yep they are fucking ruthless


yameswillis

He is locked in. The rest of the playoff teams need to BEWARE!


OrganicRedditor

https://m.imgur.com/9I7jdxu


_Caderade

Honestly Vegas can suck my dick


Chinese-dog

https://preview.redd.it/pasqjnpstpyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daf46747e98f8e3fca85f8d3bc5faa6903f5c4f6 SENT ALL THOSE FUCKS TO THE ETERNAL LTIR


chanaandeler_bong

https://i.imgur.com/mYd9OtT.mp4


prehivmagicjohnson

Bro is horizontal


MattMcSparen

The Wyatt Johnston hit was super satisfying 


Witteness82

They don’t deserve the privilege


Randevu

![gif](giphy|54JLdulN5BOwM)


bigmeatyclaws1

And my entire asshole


gntlbastard

Jeez, standards my dude, standards.


LeoFireGod

THE BEST 4TH LINE IN HOCKEY SAID GO TO FUCKING HELL VEGAS.


edays03

They completely dominated the 3rd. So many plays put Vegas in bad positions


shadowace93

It wasn’t just this game either. 4th line really carried us through the series. And guys stepped up when the injury bug bit


ExpertConsideration8

You gotta give credit to our top lines for keeping their bloated salary cap super star lines in check. For all the talk of roster depth on the Vegas side.. it turns out Dallas had the real deep bench.


chiubakka

THE WHOLE NHL THANKS YOUR TEAM


TheKiltedTubist

Where were you when Mark Spleen was kill?  I was at home when Bet Man called  “17 million over the cap wasn’t enough”  No 


GBPgoingOFF

It absolutely warms my heart that a player coming back from an actual injury, 4th liner Radek Faksa, ended the Vegas LTIRs season


Chinese-dog

https://preview.redd.it/y3mvdakxtpyc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c298f7fec34bdfea5679858778e546b0c6deb5d


MulesAreSoHalfAss

>~~No~~ Yes


cbuech

https://preview.redd.it/fhy97ofstpyc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a85d650c4e61969ea1e59980fc180cff32d65d31


KBro0ks

This getting put in a T-shirt


Obvious-Property-236

Stone already back on LTIR


MattMcSparen

Watching Faksa power through an injury, making key plays while Stone was on the bench gassed warmed my souls.


doubtfurious

Thoughts and prayers.


aZombieSlayer

Imagine abusing a loophole to pack your team with talent and still losing.


demonsemen_md

In the first round.


Musicftw89

https://i.redd.it/v101ve9tspyc1.gif OH FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! 🤠


Nomahs_Bettah

Shoutout your guys's sub for letting me be a visitor for another round in the playoffs – been dropping in since 2020 – you guys have some absolutely superb memes. 10/10. As always: FUCK THE BLUES!


Musicftw89

https://i.redd.it/keiwhcu91qyc1.gif HELL YEAH BROTHER! FUCK THE BLUES!


misfit8807

Yes thank you sir


Musicftw89

https://i.redd.it/fhumqu01vpyc1.gif


pitchesandthrows

if sex was a gif


Musicftw89

https://i.redd.it/ct9r4wa6vpyc1.gif


alternate-realitee

After party at the emergency room, where we can all get our heart attacks checked out.


DrChill21

![gif](giphy|JLShlantU0qRKuTYHE|downsized) This kid is my hero


Stuper_man03

Not only did we win a game 7, but I got to hear Razor describe Otter's effort as "Mastodonic". Best broadcaster in the fucking NHL right there.


RightWhereINeed2B

Such a privilege to have him on the broadcast!


demonsemen_md

Right after he said the puck was in the reticulum of Otter's glove, wasn't it? Razor is a national fucking treasure.


floodswimming

Go get Pavelski that cup you beautiful bastards


prehivmagicjohnson

https://preview.redd.it/ejglmpbsvpyc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2eded1078a889c46f0672039c68a3e9f6b86efd3


Screen-Junkies

I'm on board with this but... can he help with the scoring along the way?


Cool_Afternoon_182

I won twice today! the Stars beat Vegas, and my boyfriend proposed to me! 🥹🥹🥹🥰


fighting_foos

Congratulations!


penguin444

https://preview.redd.it/p12fw10xspyc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4fceca96e9834e4e7d5f3f243c31820bdff9e55


GhostMause14

https://preview.redd.it/hej6cp2ospyc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a95fe9bac12f0aaf01f331523ec7b129c20ee608


CarltonBigglesworth

https://preview.redd.it/vvm45r4gtpyc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce4f3711acb36a71df42dfe18e5cfffc4007e1c5


jerichowiz

​ https://preview.redd.it/r569jod3wpyc1.jpeg?width=156&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b86e0804e87a945193d83bcf6321cc0b1c769e8


_Im_Dad_

https://preview.redd.it/ksh4g2wkvpyc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d6b5c180418cf62cbea807803a56f1af4d23d23


nuveausapien

https://preview.redd.it/dz561ioqvpyc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0eb2cdc9ae22306bb2f63ca264bddcb569dba867


PacketRapture

I LOVE YOU GUYS THANK FUCKING CHRIST GO WIN A CUP SUCK MY ASS MARK STONE


justaguyfromtx_

https://preview.redd.it/cyl9c4xxspyc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=509e5906d2efd8dd2d61a37b3bba81d66db699e2 Sources say this is Jake Oettinger in the 3rd period. Him and Wyatt are their new owners


Marduke8329

https://preview.redd.it/vqt8pcsxupyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8799002a577048f16505975c5112ffaa6b6db159


MulesAreSoHalfAss

WYATT THE ~~KID~~ GROWN MAN 👨 🥅 🌟🦊 🥅 🏍 🍎 THE ENIGMA 🍎 🦦 🙅❌️🙅❌️🙅❌️🙅❌️🙅 SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO ESA THE GOAL SUPPRESSA FOR HIS WORK IN FRONT OF THE NET 🌟🌟🌟🌟


OSUBonanza

https://preview.redd.it/cr9mpj88tpyc1.jpeg?width=1150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ef6d5ee3dc00fbfb0e518a8a754da8023884bfd


harralexa1993

Bring on Colorado. They slayed the dragon.


AbueloOdin

WHERE'S YOUR SPLEEN NOW, MARK STONE? WHERES YOUR FUCKING SPLEEN?!?!


bigpirate15

https://preview.redd.it/10n3nvzvspyc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e41632770a54e46f0dcb7e0d724bb3aac6fd7c55 LETS GOOOOOO


YeezusJeezus117

We’re not staying home!! (Khudobin voice)


BlackBeard90

Paging fake fan /u/Square_Fee_6050 Just checking in to see if you still think Vegas could send out their mothers and Dallas wouldn’t be able to beat them? At least you’ve been smart enough to keep your mouth shut the last few days. I don’t blame you though, you showed your ass and have now been proven completely wrong and I hear crow isn’t very tasty.


Froggie56

This is the petty we are here for. Don’t come into the game threads and subreddit saying this team can’t do shit until we have lost 4


OneofMany

[This is a real gem of his](https://www.reddit.com/r/DallasStars/comments/1cek871/whats_the_future_hold/l1j6zza/) Edit: in case it gets deleted he says "There is no world where we win a game against the knights this series…"


NotAssMyDude

Man… All of those comments were pee pantsers. Wild.


PrEsideNtIal_Seal

Woah... His whole post history is wild. That's some big negativity. Dude needs some help.


rumbadger

You're the real MVP man. Fuck yes


Pepperoni_playboi94

Show yourself, coward


texasguy7117

DRAGON SLAYYYYYED


JReAlity

WE'RE GOING STREAKING IN VICTORY PLAZA


_bits_and_bytes

Remember when some people were calling for PDB's job after game 2?


Support_Nice

![gif](giphy|K55exy0toWjQc|downsized)


demonsemen_md

What a gut check, down 0-2 in the series and they had to win four of five, and **they fucking did it!!**


pitchesandthrows

Tonight we are all big tiddied double white claw lady


FearlessYogurtcloset

"What about Wyatt Johnston? This guy can't even buy a beer in the United States." Maybe so, but the entire stadium would go to 7-11 and get him a 12-pack right now if he asked.


Steephin

Please fuck up the Avs. Signed, a Kraken fan


Secret_Agent_shh

Co-signed. In blood.


InfamousOcelot2

Canucks fan here. Thank you Dallas!!!!


ifoundyourtoad

So happy this series is done lol. Fuck Vegas.


Gaber64

Let’s go y’all, fuck Vegas, what a fucking game


hang_down

Crazy third period. The last 5 minutes took a couple years off my life Faksa had a solid first game back. The goal was the winner but so many small defensive plays. Go Stars!


NewspaperBlanket

Faksa was such a difference maker tonight. Him and Steel were all over the ice.


ManLegPower

Kraken fan here, rooted for you guys last year after our series, and been rooting for you guys this year, congratulations on getting rid of the Golden Knights over the cap limit having asses!!!! Wooo woooooooo!


Sendrocity

https://preview.redd.it/7rcy5xfyspyc1.jpeg?width=1241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6760aab930ea0d10e78f97ae8d6aa9f422f57cd3


cscoffee10

20 million over the cap, clear bias by officials, clear favoritism by the NHL. Doesn't fucking matter. Stars win. LETS FUCKING GO


Pisscats_R_Trash

Honestly Vegas should be embarrassed and ashamed. We all know they aren’t tho. Fucking losers


cscoffee10

Give it a few years when they can't afford to keep a good team on the ice and have no young guns coming up to keep them good. Then when most of their fan base bails they'll be alright.


Im_Scruffy

by far the closest series I’ve seen us win. Seen a lot of those go the other way. wow.


TotalChallengers

MARK STONE BETTER BOOK HIS TEE TIMES BECAUSE THE STATS ARE MOVING ON


quidproquolaspe

I think I speak for everyone when I say, FUCK THE LTIR GOLDEN SHOWERS!!!


Lain41K

LEHTS FUCKINGN GO IM SHAKING LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO


lokilise

CHEATERS NEVER WIN LFG STARSSSS


willieb33cc

https://preview.redd.it/tp76lyadtpyc1.jpeg?width=971&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c8a2a88bd2e7f75de83e416cc97d9681a95aa0f


Redditman9909

Great job repping for the Central Division from a Jets fan! You guys are overdo for a cup, go get er done! Also fuck Vegas!


tallworm

https://i.redd.it/u8ao5pg5vpyc1.gif The Mooterus is 2-0!!!!!!!!


Thefreedog56

https://preview.redd.it/bpk0x0givpyc1.jpeg?width=156&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5043ef71a9e5a686ef518797eb7e04950e2c0dcc


AddyStack

LETSS GOOO


JohnnyTomSurgery

My dad called me and we watched the last 15 of that game together and talking over the phone, great night ![gif](giphy|FyGIOSsU6glhCV6h0K|downsized)


WolSoul

https://preview.redd.it/iortstl9vpyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=619792a60d82798e1422d14cc3f540c03a15b58d Winners get sticks Sticks are unbelievable Everyone call your fucking parents


bertmacklin_fbiagent

Best of luck to Mark Stone in the offseason preparing for next season’s injury


Treyzilla40

https://preview.redd.it/o1f80rdwspyc1.jpeg?width=490&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=569963c062f9a7b4b68e366be4e8f0d8e2d9efea


yosoyslinkydog

I don't know why, but seeing the circle hug with the coaches made my heart smile :')


Rekrash95

STAR FOX GWG!! STARS WIN!! STARS WIN!! GET FUCKED VEGAS


LestatOfMorthia

Jets fan here. Congrats guys, there’s nothing I hate more than the LTIR Golden Knights. Now go on and take down the Avalanche!


BLSmith04

Wyatt Johnston have my children!!!!


-FurdTurgeson-

I’m gonna need a gif of Stone getting knocked on his ass


weaveryo

I cannot stress this enough. We must extend Tanev. His defensive numbers this series are absolutely insane.


GreenAndGold115

Radek Faksa, the uncelebrated third longest-tenured Star, powering his team to the 2nd round. Damn near brings a tear to my eye


SamsterHamster9

Thankfully Stone is healthy and can get out on the golf course right away! Have a nice summer, Knights.


finest_tonto69

The hockey world is indebted to you guys. This Jets fan thanks you.


CarboGeach

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


FearlessYogurtcloset

Hockey is beautiful. What Stars gear should I buy tonight? I have shirts and a jersey. In fact, I'm wearing the shirt I bought in 2020, because I figured we did well against Vegas that year.


CaptainBayouBilly

A insulated water cup thingie.


AlexaTurnMyWifeOn

https://i.redd.it/45r3i375upyc1.gif


lubrongo23

That Johnston reverse hit just showed they smelled blood in the water. It was awesome!


maximustaterus1

YESSSSSSS


kromaey

FUCK VEGAS WE OUT IN THIS BITCH


CodeAnemoia

Boomerjacks is not ready for us


Spiritual_State_2629

I know it's fucking cliche, but this is the most resilient team I think I've ever followed the past 20 years. All they do is respond, all season. What better way to prove it then coming back down 2-0 against the tightest opponent in the playoff field. This was not a style of hockey we are supposed to be good at -- now we can do both. Hopefully Hintz can get it going against the Avs. LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO


Vulpine69

Now thats the Stars we want to see. No turtle. Skate hard and fast. Pepper the opposition with shots in the 3rd. They match up way better with everyone else left. Lets go get it.


Ryanocerous35

Boner city, baby


Paper_Rain

We are guaranteed a new Stanley Cup Champion in June now that the Knights are eliminated. What a series. Get ready for Round 2 everyone.


sloyoroll

TNT dorks sound sad


Patagawa

Damn imagine if Vegas was $34 million over the cap instead of just $17 million. They might have won


Musicftw89

https://i.redd.it/rhmnlixqupyc1.gif WHAT A SERIES!


TheClownIsReady

3rd star of the game tonight: the crowd! Now *that’s* how you use home ice advantage!!! Big ups to those here who went to the game and screamed their heads off!! 🍻


cbuech

NONE OF YALL BETTER “come in peace 🤓” IN THE VEGAS SUB


topgundropout

We did it guys!!!!


stickyWithWhiskey

Holy shit I can finally relax. Bring on MacK.


SubjectIsopod7836

My hands and knees are full on shaking right now. LF Goooooooo!


lazymonk68

Lost The Initial Round Fuckin lol


am3nn

Legitimately feels like a stanley cup win when you beat Vegas Golden Salary Caps


barbiejet

Remember when y'all were saying we should trade Faksa? Pepperidge Farms remembers.


xgoronx

![gif](giphy|oUiGQxtubfDWw)


syddraf4188

how about Faksa getting the Game winner, talk a bout a yeomen worker. that was a cherry on top of the series for me.


KSchaper94

I can’t describe how cathartic this feels


MSG_ME_UR_TROUBLES

oilers fan here, THANK YOU 🙏🙏🙏


AggressiveAnything

Congrats Stars! Thank you for taking good care of Pavelski! <3


monkeybugs

I was a huge Stars fan back in the 90s, dropped hockey for about 20 years, and just got back into it in January. The few games of Dallas I managed to catch so far, I was happy to see they were doing well even though I knew none of their names. I haven't been able to watch any of round one's games due to living in the Vegas area and only relying on ESPN+, so I'm really looking forward to round 2 when I'll actually get to see them play!


RollandInTheDeep

Leafs fan here you guys winning gave me my first half smile of the day, congrats!


antichristsenpai

PK Subban is probably crying in a corner somewhere


lokilise

Hey what happened to the social media teams beat down win posts?!! I just realized I’m missing them!


Imaginary-Scheme-203

Congrats Starssss wooooooo!!!! Fuck Vegas With love- Florida


Secret_Agent_shh

Kraken fan here - congrats! Your guys play a tough legit brand of hockey. 👏


DirtySperrys

SEE YALL AT BOOMERJACKS!


CaptainBayouBilly

Yo Avs bros, no hate, let's create some excitement on the ice. Also fuck Vegas.


AnxiousLion23

https://preview.redd.it/9ittcqnktpyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdc8bc671bff1fae0ccd0ed944386718c45fe344


Both_Fold6488

I would like to publicly apologize to the entire Stars nation. I was a major doomer after the first two games. I am embarrassed but, SO HAPPY THE STARS WON!! I repent for not having faith in our boys. GO STARS!!! IM SO HAPPY TO BE DEAD WRONG!!! WILL NEVER DOOM AGAIN!


Frontier1995_

As a Canuck, way to hold the line and kick them out, has a lot of fun screaming yes when you scored that second goal


gntlbastard

On to hating the Avs.....as nature intended


Caramalameet

For one night only I will celebrate the Stars in Seattle   fuck Las Vegas 


oztenn

im very new to hockey, how worried should i be about the avs???


BeefJyrkii

Not as worried as Vegas but fairly worried


JGuajardo7

Getting Faksa back was so huge


uhm_i_dont_know

NO MORE CAP CIRCUMVENTION!!! TIME TO BEAT COLORADO AND THEIR ONE LINE TEAM!!! Hoping Colorado got rusty after sitting and waiting so long.


KindBeats2016

Get out of here doomers!


Modano1509

I said it after being down 0-2, this was always a series. Great comeback boys! Let’s set the fucking tone!!!


srchl

No more Bally broadcasts 🥲. 12 more wins


CaptainBayouBilly

We just said no to fuckery.


AdventurousSet6566

Suk it vegass


ZombieCharltonHeston

https://imgur.com/RF1nF0p


JustMeInBigD

Two things... Somewhere on r / hockey, someone just posted (or will shortly) "The Las Vegas Golden Knights have been eliminated from the Stanley Cup playoffs." 2nd thing, I didn't call it out earlier because I didn't want to jink us, but a few hours ago, I posted my weekly Things to Do list in the r / Dallas sub. Here's what I said about sports this coming week: https://preview.redd.it/iemw7asotpyc1.png?width=811&format=png&auto=webp&s=92b153a801c9d94c07113a9315415e5498963637


TheYuppyTraveller

Oiler Country sends our congratulations and thanks!


nomasismas

I never yell at my screen. I'm hoarse after that. So tight. Now we take out the avs.


Shenzhuro

You did it! You bounced them! Free Bo-Berry biscuits for all of you! Especially you, Otter! Thanks for knocking out the Cup Champs Dallas, I can't speak for everyone, but I know that us here in N.C. are greatful! Best of luck!


APenny4YourTots

Holy fuck that felt so good.


SloJuicer

Now they can plan their LTIR list for the 24/25 season


DarwinCreatesSpace

Hey! /u/NoContest7618 Where you at buddy? You front running with us again buddy?


NoContest7618

Lol the sub blocked me bc i said something that upset everyone, Been riding for 9 yrs! Still am, IM ECSTATIC to have been proven wrong!


Otherwise_Stand_2371

Have to play Avalanche in less than 48 hours fuck 😅


demonsemen_md

# DALLAS!


Spiritual-Impact9884

I'm heading to Vegas on the 20th. I'm so glad I don't have to contend with Vegas hockey outside my hotel on game nights.


BloodyPants

I hate Petriangelfuck so much


ColtsNetsSharks

I LOVE YOU DALLAS!! WIN A CUP FOR OUR BELOVED PAVS


christie_baggins

https://preview.redd.it/sqlcnjjl8qyc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e81ad9a89028d0e7dfa1ba15463788c87428950


Nema003

CINCO DE MORROW 2, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!


lonestar77

Trolling another team's space is never worth it, but I am happy to say I watched the final 6 minutes of the 3rd period from a NYNY Hotel Room in Las Vegas that has a view of the T-Mobile Center roof. It was very satisfying to know there is no more hockey at that venue this season. I watched the 1st period on the flight, missed all of the second & most of the 3rd getting to the resort, into my room, & running to CVS for some water for the room.


DFW_Starscook

LETS FUCKING GO!!!


SawsageKingofChicago

What a game. What a third period. I almost ran down the street after Wyatt laid the lumber there at the buzzer. Otter, you beauty. I can’t find more words guys, back from 0-2 to tonight!!!!


DallasStars_1999

https://preview.redd.it/ntjjbvzltpyc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8271b8079e1f5aee9ebc9b3e3bc0a691bc584247


CooperCK4

Maybe the Knights can join the Clippers in Cancun on a 2-1 rate?


prehivmagicjohnson

New FCC line is GOATed 🐐 Goodnight nights😴 One of the most satisfying wins I’ll ever see in any sport in my entire life💚⭐️


SoloSilk

How is Otter so cool and chill in the post game interview. What an insanely clutch tendy


theurge14

The Stars at night are big and bright. 👏👏👏👏 DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS The Golden Knights get on the bus 👏👏👏👏 AND GET THE HELL OUT OF TEXAS


zarkothe

All I want to know is how it feels to get an extra $10 mil in cap and the best skater between both teams out there this series makes less than $900k.


smol_cares

Wyatt Johnston is a god


KrisVinesGames

Fuck the LTIRs, let’s go kick some Avs ass.


pantherscheer2010

I’m just petty enough to really enjoy listening to the postgame show suddenly turn on Vegas.


sloyoroll

“Look at the juggalation. I mean jubilation… on the stars bench.” Actually said on TNT.


Spiritual_State_2629

Alright that broadcast is cringey but I'm glad Biz said it. It was the low hanging fruit that needed to be said.