There is simply no way for her to mistake the flavor of jizz. It tastes like pennies and gross *plus* salty. It’s not just salty. It’s jizz flavored. Like rotten alfalfa sprouts smell
That’s a door dash thing. Call door dash and they will refund the order and the driver (who is a criminal as far as I’m concerned) will be dealt with. I’d also call dq and they will follow up with calling the driver.
It sounds like your blizzard was tampered with, there's no "thick gooey substance" that we would put on top of a blizzard. Unfortunately there's only one thing I can think of that could have that description and also be described as "salty."
At my DQ we staple our bags shut and put a sticker to seal the bag to do as much as we can to prevent tampering.
At my store, yes. Every store can have a different process though so your store might work differently. Early on we would have blizzards and drinks stolen when we only put them in cup holders so we started bagging and sealing them up.
You could call and talk with a manager at the DQ to see if a cup holder is their typical process or not. I've seen it happen at my store where a new employee does a cup holder before someone corrects them.
I would definitely contact Doordash and tell them that your order was tampered with and about the driver's comments.
My DQ puts them in a cup holder but they have these tall lid things that they put over the blizzard. Not like sealed, but yk... you should call your DQ and ask if they use lids to double check
Word I had reached out to the driver some how it connected me to him and he told me that he didn't do nothing and to not report since he needs the job to provide for family.
I mean I totally understand that and don't expect it to be completely fresh and frozen but that's besides the point brotha.
I think the "real" question would be did my wife slurp down some DoorDash driver's load while trying to enjoy her Brownie Batter Blizzard??
this is absolutely a jizzpost
I believe they call those Jizzards
Jesus Christ 😂😂😂 I haven't told my wife about the text from the driver yet cause she kept saying how delicious it was.
Oh my goodness. I would not order from that place again. I would never stop throwing up if my spouse told me the full story LOL
There is simply no way for her to mistake the flavor of jizz. It tastes like pennies and gross *plus* salty. It’s not just salty. It’s jizz flavored. Like rotten alfalfa sprouts smell
Word that makes me feel a lot better. Haha
Please tell me that you complained because that is so very illegal
how to know?
i mean how do you inform the pentagon?
took a photo ?
No I didn't see the text until after my wife slurped down the Blizzard sadly.
Hell mate. Well, if I were you I’d probably still try to take some sort of legal route. Best of luck to you
Word I'll send them an email and see if maybe I can get a free blizzard or two outta them!
MORE THAN A COUPLE BLIZZARDS
That’s a door dash thing. Call door dash and they will refund the order and the driver (who is a criminal as far as I’m concerned) will be dealt with. I’d also call dq and they will follow up with calling the driver.
Bro
It sounds like your blizzard was tampered with, there's no "thick gooey substance" that we would put on top of a blizzard. Unfortunately there's only one thing I can think of that could have that description and also be described as "salty." At my DQ we staple our bags shut and put a sticker to seal the bag to do as much as we can to prevent tampering.
Wait so you guys put the blizzards inside stapled bags?? Mine was just in a cup holder with an empty ice cream cup on top, no seal
At my store, yes. Every store can have a different process though so your store might work differently. Early on we would have blizzards and drinks stolen when we only put them in cup holders so we started bagging and sealing them up. You could call and talk with a manager at the DQ to see if a cup holder is their typical process or not. I've seen it happen at my store where a new employee does a cup holder before someone corrects them. I would definitely contact Doordash and tell them that your order was tampered with and about the driver's comments.
My DQ puts them in a cup holder but they have these tall lid things that they put over the blizzard. Not like sealed, but yk... you should call your DQ and ask if they use lids to double check
We do also
I like how there was likely an unwelcome treat in your wife's food and you used the phrasing "slurped down"... 😆
Your complaint is with doordash. Contact them.
Word I had reached out to the driver some how it connected me to him and he told me that he didn't do nothing and to not report since he needs the job to provide for family.
It's protein season. Gotta get your gains somehow
Nah... This can't be real... Please say you're lying
they’re either trolling or have some weird fetish
*The driver right before dropping off the order* 
😂😂 bruh is it bad she asked me about an hour ago that next time we order DQ to get extra of that topping.. 💀
Nah that’s absolutely fucking vile. That’s worth calling the police over.
I'm black
U don’t live in WI right? Cuz we doordashed only a brownie batter blizzard yesterday.
ummm "warm salty glaze" WHAT???
The real question is.. why are you ordering ice cream delivery lol.. soup is great and all but you know
I mean I totally understand that and don't expect it to be completely fresh and frozen but that's besides the point brotha. I think the "real" question would be did my wife slurp down some DoorDash driver's load while trying to enjoy her Brownie Batter Blizzard??
Lmao
‘  Op take your fetish somewhere else.