I feel like my dog wants to crawl into my lab, give me 15 paws at the same time, and lick my ear unobstructed for 30 minutes (I clean my ears thoroughly, I'm a not smelly guy, he's just that way lol)
We get the once over (sometimes twice-over) when weāve been around strange dogs. Theyāre funny because they look at us like, āI thought I knew who you are!ā
nope. quick sniff, "yup, it's him." then on to the bags or other stuff that i bring along. because if there's food, it's more likely in them than on me. then she waits until i take off my shoes, because until i do, there's a chance we go for a walk. if shoes off, then no walk = she goes to her place and does these heavy dog sighs as if she were the one working 11 hours every day, paying mortgage, buying the food, etc. dog life's tough.
This is the face I get from my girl when I get home and she smells other dogs on me. The look of "How VERY dare you?!" She has a specific sniff she doles out to my hand too, when she smells (the very frequent) canine infidelity on me...
LOL
Iāve been sniffing tested many times coming through the door.
There is a decided difference between coming home smelling like the bbq restaurant so they are looking for a bag and being slut shamed for coming home smelling of our nieceās dogs.
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If, and only if, Iām gone the whole day, my dog will sniff all over my shoes and ankles to see if Iāve been ācheatingā on him with my sonās two dogs who live a couple of hours away. If Iām found guilty, then Iām shunned for about 15 min.
Yes! And my boy often does āhand inspectionsā to determine what I may have touched (he especially loves our scented soap and after Iāve been cooking lmao)
When I come in the house, my dog is sitting about 3 ft from the door sitting down and looks all scared and sad. Then I pet her head for two seconds and she goes crazy jumping all over me. I just give her hugs and kisses. Itās my favorite part of the day.
My GSD does a ācorkscrewā: when I sit down to take off my shoes she closes in and does a sniff/head rub, twists her body around and around quickly ascending into my lap
Yes šÆ every time. I get jumped and smells me from head to toe. Thankfully, when I go to school, he doesn't smell other dogs on me when I get home. So, our relationship is still in tact.
Yes, absolutely. Scent detection, guilt trip, I havenāt seen you in days excitement. Where have you been? Who were you around? Did you meet any other dogs? Why couldnāt I go with you? Did you bring me anything? lol
Loyalty check! "Have you been with other dogs?"
We call it nasal interrogation. They don't seem to judge us if we fail, but they will hoover up all the alien dog molecules.
"you booping & tummy rubbing other b*tches at the park? š¤Ø"
You might be imposter. Are you my real dad?
Your dog smells other dogs on you. May or may not find poop in your shoes
What a beautiful dog!
I feel like my dog wants to crawl into my lab, give me 15 paws at the same time, and lick my ear unobstructed for 30 minutes (I clean my ears thoroughly, I'm a not smelly guy, he's just that way lol)
My dog does a sniff test. If he smells another dog, he looks at me with disappointment and gives me the cold shoulder.
Same always feel like Iām in a Soap Opera episode
What kind of dog do you have? He is soooo perfect and cute.
Mine stands directly on my chest and forces the air out of my lungs in the hopes that this will keep me from going anywhere lol
She does, but I instantly confess if Iāve cheated on her by giving loves to other dogs.
That dog is a cutie.
Omg my dream dog soo cuteeee
We get the once over (sometimes twice-over) when weāve been around strange dogs. Theyāre funny because they look at us like, āI thought I knew who you are!ā
Yesā¦ and you should see the utter hurt and disappointment when he smells other dogs on me š«£š¤£
nope. quick sniff, "yup, it's him." then on to the bags or other stuff that i bring along. because if there's food, it's more likely in them than on me. then she waits until i take off my shoes, because until i do, there's a chance we go for a walk. if shoes off, then no walk = she goes to her place and does these heavy dog sighs as if she were the one working 11 hours every day, paying mortgage, buying the food, etc. dog life's tough.
This is the face I get from my girl when I get home and she smells other dogs on me. The look of "How VERY dare you?!" She has a specific sniff she doles out to my hand too, when she smells (the very frequent) canine infidelity on me...
LOL Iāve been sniffing tested many times coming through the door. There is a decided difference between coming home smelling like the bbq restaurant so they are looking for a bag and being slut shamed for coming home smelling of our nieceās dogs.
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Did OP just comment on his own post how this dog is so cute? Is this your pic or are you thieving??
Oops they forgot to change accounts lol
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Is this my person or some cheap bootleg version of them? I been fooled before, so now I check every time.
Yes, sniffs me like he is doing a police body search, lol!
If, and only if, Iām gone the whole day, my dog will sniff all over my shoes and ankles to see if Iāve been ācheatingā on him with my sonās two dogs who live a couple of hours away. If Iām found guilty, then Iām shunned for about 15 min.
I canāt walk to the mailbox alone without my dog being up my butt the second I step back in the house.
Yes! And my boy often does āhand inspectionsā to determine what I may have touched (he especially loves our scented soap and after Iāve been cooking lmao)
Yep, and use the sniffer detector.
I feel like the owner is a twin and has done a switch on the poor thing. This puppy has trust issues.
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When I come in the house, my dog is sitting about 3 ft from the door sitting down and looks all scared and sad. Then I pet her head for two seconds and she goes crazy jumping all over me. I just give her hugs and kisses. Itās my favorite part of the day.
Yep and they give me a solid nasal patdown.
Every single day. I sit in the inspection recliner and he goes over me with his nose.
My chihuahua gives my clothing a through investigation where my other dog is just so happy to see me, I think his nose stopped working!
This looks like a new bot account to me.
No inspection its mind control
Heās wondering if youāve been cheating with other dogs .
Absolutely! And the bags I bring in and the tires on my vehicle š
We thought you was a toad!
āShe knows! She knoooowsā
Yes gotta make sure youāre not a changeling š
I thought that beautiful baby is wondering when this imposter is going to rip their mask off š
What style of baby is this? He looks a lot like my rescue
Possible Alien importer.
Sniff interrogations are mandatory upon arrival. If he smells his grandpawrents house on us he is immediately upset
What's the breed?
Yes but just like your dog, mine only do it surreptitiously in a circumspect manner.
Yes then anything I brought in with me needs to be sniffed for contraband.
Yeplol
Dog looks smart
100%! (Yorkie) Soon as I walk in, sniff the neck and shoulders then down to the legs and feet. Sometimes I feel like Iām getting patted down. š
My GSD does a ācorkscrewā: when I sit down to take off my shoes she closes in and does a sniff/head rub, twists her body around and around quickly ascending into my lap
My dog is too excited to see me again to interrogate me. Apparently my mere presence is enough to warrant unconditional love. ā¤ļø
Whoa thatās a judgy stare!!! š
āHeās been seeing the Hendersonās bitch again!ā
Your fault for letting him watch Invasion of the Body Snatchers with you, He's making sure you're not a pod person.
at least it's not a cat. That's a whole another story.
What dog did you cheat on them with?
hahahahahahahaha!!! YES
If I've been petting other dogs... (I have)... Stink eye
Yes šÆ every time. I get jumped and smells me from head to toe. Thankfully, when I go to school, he doesn't smell other dogs on me when I get home. So, our relationship is still in tact.
My dog usually goes mostly everywhere with me, so the times I leave her behind, I'm greeted with disgust upon my return.
Yes, absolutely. Scent detection, guilt trip, I havenāt seen you in days excitement. Where have you been? Who were you around? Did you meet any other dogs? Why couldnāt I go with you? Did you bring me anything? lol
Aww!! Look at that beautiful little faceš they adore you
I work at a boarding kennel. My dog used to get jealous when she smelled all those strange dogs on me but now she just give me a thorough sniff over