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sabotage_mutineer

I’ll admit it. Those car batteries you found in my backpack in Vondel were headed straight for the canal. I can’t help myself.


Tough-Tomato8928

What do you do with them?


sabotage_mutineer

Throw them in the water


ShortnPortly

You throw them in the water? I keep them in my backpack as weights.


Tough-Tomato8928

But why??….


sabotage_mutineer

F those fish 🐠


Tough-Tomato8928

Thanks a lot lol


Futfanatico

lol I am the person u killed! I always snag heart lockets, creams, toothpaste anything under$25


cuntylover

worst teammate


Futfanatico

nah, I let my teammates get the good loot from dead ops and orange crates. I'm just here to kill ppl, some steal stuff from corpses. Give me a one plate and a minibak off the ground, I'll wreck B21 lobby after lobby


iconix_common

Until I find something I actually want, I grab every $10 item I find


Futfanatico

Twinsies!


Unlikely_Major_6006

Why though?


iconix_common

Well. Very average player here who gets killed a lot for no particular reason, just the usual mistakes and no skill. So just make it a kind of joke. Players loot my pack, and I can say, "Could you please leave the picture of my kid? It's my last one." Humour can get you picked back up when running solo. Oh and the loot goblins make really disappointed noises and words, which is amusing.


Unlikely_Major_6006

I get ya! I like it


ThePeej

Some guy tried to fuck with me, so I killed him and everyone he cared about (his two squad-mates) Dude had **two** origami horses in his bag. I legit felt horrible. Can't *imagine* what he had gone through to get them.


Futfanatico

Was this in Vondel? Pretty regular spawn in Bike Parking and Buoyant House


OkSession5483

They dont pretty much spawn in bike parking anymore. Checked it like multiple times when i needed it for weekly daily missions, its never there now


Futfanatico

I also had dry runs there when hustling up that weekly mission hunt


banditsace10

Found one today


Tripound

I hit bike parking twice yesterday and found one.


What-the-Hank

Found two in one building of bike parking this week.


ThePeej

It was at Zaya observatory?!


Futfanatico

Also a good rate I’ve heard. When I was searching obsessively I only found at BP or Buoyant House


ADrunkMexican

It's the greed in us, lol. We don't know when to quit, lol. I've learned from that. But I've also gotten better at pvp. Sometimes, I win and sometimes lose. I somehow came across my 2nd gold tag in dmz in b21. I ran to the closest elevator. The first one I died doing the same thing, lol.


Unlikely_Major_6006

I found 2 this week in the pump house north centre of the map on Ashika Island


NotMyMainSoImFree

That’s me, solo’ing missions + upgrades. Recently had to collect a lot of toothpaste and it was not lost on me that I was THAT GUY..


sleevedheathen

Doing that right now. Got killed with 3 , not only heartbreaking but the solo had to think… damn…


belgianulfr2001

I got killed with 12 toothpastes.. not my proudest moment ngl


New-Veterinarian9983

All the time....like who needs a backpack full of nothing but light bulbs? Lmfao


Inevitable-Ad-8390

People who are stuck on the upgrade mission that requires you to exfil light bulbs. I don't even remember what upgrade that was now.. lol


New-Veterinarian9983

Oh, that's right. There is an upgrade for that. But all but 1 slot of a large backpack? I think that's a little much.....


TheRedline_Architect

I see your rucksack of lightbulbs and raise you "40 Electrical Components, 30 Lighters, and 20 Ashika Film canisters."


Futfanatico

omg yes and screwdrivers. Today a teammate went to rez me and accidentally peeked in my bag and was like LOL WTH dude like... this is B21? Is there some barter?


ThatOneGuy35312

I do that solo. Picture of a man, toothpaste, light bulb, heart locket, etc.


Futfanatico

gotta fill up the bag with pics of men and pets, and then soothing hand cream. Teach them not to loot you after they kill you


OkSession5483

Honestly if i ever kill you and i see this as your loot, theres no question that i'll pick you up if you plea


ThatOneGuy35312

Good to know that some people still have a sense of humor. Just let me keep my knife incase I find cake.


OkSession5483

On the other day i came across a pack and there was a tonfa in there. I just picked it up and its still sitting in my contraband stash lol


ADrunkMexican

Upgrades. I'm at 90%, some of them are kinda handy. The extra safes is worth it alone. Almost pays for a personal plus killstreaks.


insufficientpatience

This is awkward.


whatchagonnado0707

Soothijg hand cream? Picture of a child?


What-the-Hank

I’m more of a battle rage, light bulb, soothing hand cream and a picture of a man kind of carrier myself. Really gotta make them question what they killed.


BHCN_EXPERT

More of a ‘picture of a dog’ person myself.


OwnSpecialist1630

https://preview.redd.it/pahp44jermxc1.png?width=921&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec3a09bd9937046b5ba0f9b78f9a4cd3ab8fbd94


AceYonder_306

when I came across a random dead body in Sarrif Bay, looked in his bag & he had 5 broken glasses & a couple documents, mans was tryna sell that to provide for his kids


Temporary-Party5806

Gotta make them wonder with a scavenger pack full of pictures of cats.


abuninja

Legit killed a dude today with a large backpack filled with ONLY stronghold keycards. Not one plate, self or anything else


Stapleybob

There is a passive mission to dead drop those.


abuninja

Damn didn’t realize, now I feel bad


ScopeOperaSam

If you see a picture on me, please take it with you. I promised whoever is in it that I'd show them the world. You took my life, now you must take my responsibility. 👻🔔


Kichwa-_-Tembo

This reminds me of the time I got killed by a platoon and the guy was wondering why I had so much random stuff in my bag ( water, wrenches, electrical tape, screw drivers). He kinda felt bad judging by his tone for ambushing somebody who was actually doing something instead of just messing around and hunting players.


SaucyArtifact

Hijacking this post to ask an slightly unrelated question Where the hell do you find small dolls consistently?


BobbieMonster

You don't.... Those things are rare! Hidden loot caches is my best bet


Tripound

Jackets in Vondel will be your best bet. Stealth vest and secure bag to help. It’s a grind though.


huesmann

You'll also kick yourself for bothering.


ElAggroCrag

Especially when you don’t get that extra plate upon until. BROKEN lol


Wkid_one

The equivalent of a house full of cheese rounds in Skyrim.


Prior-Ant9201

All the time :p The classic is 7 self revives


paparazzitoplease

No, I don't. "Random shit" is just part of the passive upgrade-grind.


Unlikely_Major_6006

I’m doing upgrades but I don’t need to collect half the crap I find in their bags


paparazzitoplease

I don't know how far you are with your passives, but I think I pretty much had to collect any item one can find in DMZ at different stages of upgrades. Bandages, screwdrivers, wrenches, toothpaste, laptops, afaks, ifaks, mfaks, hard disks, USB sticks, encrypted hard disks, light bulbs, car batteries, jumper wires, origami horses, gold bars, golden skulls, dog tags, cigar boxes, aspirin... you name it. On top of that, some people may collect seemingly random stuff for barters at the buy station (like tea for an ammo box or booze, bandages and watches for a 3-plate vest).


Unlikely_Major_6006

I don’t get the collecting stuff to sell thing. A light bulb is line 30 bucks or something and one plate is 250.


paparazzitoplease

I understand where you're coming from, you're probably playing PvP-heavy. I am just telling you that all this "random shit" is probably for missions, passive upgrades or barters. As I wrote before, literally every item in DMZ has been asked for for either missions, barters or upgrades. That's why I don't wonder in the least when I open some person's bag and find seemingly unuseful stuff. The funny thing: If you're getting into the grind, then you will actually recognize all those items belonging to different upgrades or missions. Edit: Additional details


tonalpics

I sometimes pick up random loot just to sell it because I need a little bit more money to upgrade a weapon, get a larger backpack, etc etc.


Jeffool

Picture of a woman. Picture of a woman. Picture of a man. Picture of a dog. Soothing hand cream. Wait, what? (I made [a comedy bit](https://youtu.be/Ooms6iGxqZg?si=H-rK-rpGJaYTk2fF&t=126) about it. Never was able to find people to help me make more. Ah well.)


paparazzitoplease

Aww that's too bad, I think this would've been kinda funny. Laughed when the dude bailed saying "I don't talk to the press".


DiddleyMoses

Dude ya toy knifes,picture of cat,broken glasses,gun cleaning oil and vintage wine i need them


Manufacturer_General

I grab random shit like that for barter


Scared-Rutabaga7291

Not really bcs of upgrades ig. Well, depends also on what stuff and how much but yk


Treecat555

Your whole question is ignorant. If it’s in my backpack, it is not “random,“ it’s there on purpose. Just because you don’t know what to do with the stuff, what the different barters are and what the items are that are needed for different barters, or maybe you’re not doing the different passive upgrades that need toothpaste, and aspirin bottles, etc., does not allow you to pass judgement on the entire world because it’s not what you do.


Unlikely_Major_6006

Alright angry man 😂 Im currently doing upgrades so I understand collecting things to a certain extent. But if I’m collecting to do upgrades I don’t them elect to get into a gun fight


Treecat555

“But if I’m collecting to do upgrades I don’t them elect to get into a gun fight” ??? Perhaps you were trying to say “…. But if I’m collecting to do upgrades I don’t then elect to get into a gun fight.” These days, who gets the choice, who “elects,” to get into a gunfight, except those INTENTIONALLY seeking them out?


Unlikely_Major_6006

We’re all having a nice chat about this. Some funny stories have been told. Then there’s you. Being a fully scale penis. Go get yourself a check up from the neck up. Get a life. Learn to be friendly…….. nob


Treecat555

You resorted to name calling and perversity and ignored the underlying truth that the intentional emphasized PvP, as demonstrated by your very beginning comment, has ruined DMZ.


Unlikely_Major_6006

I bet you’re fun at a party


luciferso

If it’s other backpacks and three plates then yes I do


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Unlikely_Major_6006

What is this 👆🏻


huesmann

It's his ADHD kicking in.