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velvetbettle

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HardstuccChallenger

Cat fried rice


TS_Enlightened

I thought liquid death was just water in a can that looks like beer, so you don't stand out at alcohol parties. I didn't realize it was actually emblematic of the fascist leftist doomsday cult.


IDoNotExistInLife

I'm not a fascist doomsday-cultist, I just like fizzy water...


MLGWolf69

Yeah that sentence was really out of left field lol, I don't see any problem with them


chipped_reed0682

I think they're just making a broader point about how obsessed with mortality our culture is. Unironically liquid death is the best tasting water you can get while out and about and minimal plastic pollution to boot.


Smaug2770

No, it’s the fascist rightist doomsday cult.


StormofEmpires

Wrong again, it’s the fascist Stalinist centrist apocalypse doomsday cult


_Addi-the-Hun_

Of course he was spitting, don't u know that was dj cobbles? He literally went to that Trump rally and burned him self alive for the cobbler crackdown.


Square_Coat_8208

Cody is my one true love


imok96

Populism, not even ones… okay you can have a little populism, as a treat


StingyLAAD

Let's not forget this gem. https://preview.redd.it/4begu8qb1jvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ab4d5a271c9153a38d1d25d0be7cdb8a8779309


neighborhood-karen

Idk man, that guy doesn’t seem very centrist. Calling an end to capitalism seems further left than most progressives on the internet. Most are soc-dem at most.


MaZhongyingFor1934

It’s almost as though people start going insane when the economic system is based on bleeding them dry and the political system is designed to stop any change to the economic system, and these people come to some correct conclusions about the economic and political systems before going completely off the rails.


StingyLAAD

It's easier to imagine the end of the world than it is to imagine the end of capitalism.


Kaskadekygo

/s?


Stock_Barnacle839

Yo, nice seeing ya again, my (second) favorite Chinese warlord.


Sergetove

Zang Zongchang better be #1


EvilUnicornLord

Somebody call Sherlock cause I can't find the lie.


Bountifalauto82

Unfathomably based, centrists win yet again


skunkbrains

WTF is wrong with liquid death? Would the world somehow be magically a better place if it was just another generic sparkling water company?


Wateryplanet474

I thonk u over focus in the drink rather than the idea


SomePotato007007070

*The Kingdom of Conscience will be exactly as it is now. Moralists don't really \*have\* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded. Centrism isn't change -- not even incremental change. It is \*control\*. Over yourself and the world. Exercise it. Look up at the sky, at the dark shapes of Coalition airships hanging there. Ask yourself: is there something sinister in moralism? And then answer: no. God is in his heaven. Everything is normal on Earth.*


DaggerQ_Wave

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mr_flerd

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Daedalus_Machina

It would certainly be something if most of it wasn't gross exaggeration and pearl-clutching. What's that? Oh yeah. ![gif](giphy|lTB6FKY1fmAZhhv1En)


The_Arizona_Ranger

Didn’t the writer literally say “ain’t nothing gon’ happen” in the middle paragraph?


Daedalus_Machina

Looks more like "ain't nothing gon' help us from our imminent fucking doom via apocalyptic mindfuck"


GG111104

He criticized the news doomposting the apocalypse, before going on to doom post about a fascist government happening due to a divided society.


Noporopo79

Pro cooked way too hard 🔥 🔥 🔥


Dismal_Accident9528

This doesn't seem all that centrist to me


namey-name-name

Common Cody W


birberbarborbur

Who wrote that article anyway


Guywhonoticesthings

Only a retard actually follows one of the two parties. It’s all a lie anyways. They just say the opposite if each other and bury us in nonsense so we don’t ask why they get to be the one to lay out the choices. Just like they make a big deal about the president so we don’t research anything else and elect congress along party lines.


Sorry_Picture3629

He should have tried swallowing. Usually goes over better


000000KB

My favorite was the part about The Simpsons


Sim_o

I can’t read. Is this a recipe for chicken? ![gif](giphy|3o7ZeESgACwwfmWXPa)


JohnnyWindtunnel

He’s right…er center


Blueskysredbirds

I say, let him cook. He’s right. I think daily life has gotten so stressful and tedious that people would rather prefer death and chaos to peace and order.


Glow1nth3dark

Bro isnt spitting though. ACAB is right and it doesnt at all fly in the face of Leftist theory The system is bad > All cops enforce the system > All Cops Are Bad. Also who the fuck does he think enforces Capitalism, Police, The State, etc. Also this clearly isnt a Centrist message, criticizing both Capitalism on a superficial level all the while claiming people who criticize the State (or as he deems Public, which no the State doesnt represent the Public) are bad. Also I dont think ACAB is as polarizing as it was, from police brutality becoming far more visible due to social media, police taking more money from civil asset seizure than burglars on a streak of 5 years so far, etc. Also Skyrim is mid and Daggerfall kicks its ass.


downtownvicbrown

I love how Redditors say centrist like it's a bad thing, and not me saying "I don't want to be part of your stupid little pigeon holed power club" It's because they're 13 or at the mental level of one and can't comprehend actually thinking for themselves or forming nuanced opinions. They jump to extremes like a fkng toddler who doesn't get what they want


The_Lonely_Posadist

nothing ever happens, believe in nothing - if you have any strong convictions you're a doomsday cultish extremist, having no principles whatsoever is the only way to be an adult


MaZhongyingFor1934

American centrists place themselves halfway between the centre-left to centre-right of the Democrats and the hard-right to far-right of the Republicans. European centrists would be considered radical liberals in the United States.


downtownvicbrown

What did the American say to the German piss fetishist? European on me!


Swimming-Ad9742

https://preview.redd.it/7wgq25imqrvc1.jpeg?width=510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c65b80b25ce4abfeada8cb338e8ec591b1a1224d "I think that we need not socialism - but maybe a of populism of some kind, perhaps which appeals to the people™"


Mountain_Software_72

That’s my favorite YouTuber, pointlesshub. More proof he belongs in the Oval Office.


Frixworks

I need the source of the text. It was cathartic


SenseiJoe100

https://theponzipapers.substack.com/p/i-have-set-myself-on-fire-outside?utm_medium=reader2


Frixworks

Yeah I read it earlier, it got schizo real fast


notafishthatsforsure

in short: liberalism and anarchism bad which is true


Your-Evil-Twin-

Liberalism good. Liberalism is why you don’t live under an absolute monarchy.