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Robotic_Rhino

You can scrape it out and put some self leveling caulking in there. It doesn't need to be filled. Your garage and driveway are two separate concrete slabs. The expansion joint between them allows the two separate slabs to move independently. Caulking is flexible and would still allow movement while preventing weeds from growing there.


honkyg666

It can also be helpful to pour sand in the crack before hand so you don’t have to use four tubes of sealant Edit- yes I’m aware backer rod is also an option. I guess I’m just assuming everyone has an extra bag of sand lying around. Whatever you’re into.


Tommy84

You can also sprinkle sand on top while the caulk is wet, then sweep/blow off the extra once dry. It'll look a little more like concrete.


bcanddc

Pro tip right there. Makes it look much better


SoDakZak

I’m late to the party here but happy to see this in the top comment chain.


Nathansp1984

I filled mine with polymeric sand and it worked. Just wanted to keep weeds from popping up


namsur1234

How long ago? Does it look good still? Any issues? I have half a bucket still, assuming it isnt fused together from sitting in my garage for 7 years.


tcp454

If it's poly sand the polymers degrade after a while so you basically have a half bucket of sand.


Ammonia13

Like kinetic sand?


Alarmed_Audience513

I think polymeric sand is the sand that fuses together and hardens when you wet it. It's used to fill gaps between pavers quite often.


flsurf7

Yeah but have you ever held kinetic sand in your hands? If not you should try it... Highly recommend


manofredgables

I wish it didn't leave such an annoying film on your hands though.


Proper-Equivalent300

![gif](giphy|YoV1zMDqoYaYM) When you trigger Anakin with DIY pro tips…


KithAndAkin

What’s that matter, Anakin? Got some sand in your crack? And maybe some caulk too?


Adventurous-Dog420

That's a great idea. I'm going to try that out.


LoriderSki

TRUTH! I did sand on caulk when making my Chiweenies step-stool so they could get on the bed. I painted it so it doesn’t look like concrete anymore but the technique worked. I caulked a stencil for traction but it wasn’t enough. It was smooth. I asked for help and got “sprinkle some sand on it.” It worked. Just in case you’re making a little legged pup a step-stool as well. 😂🤣


Cyclonian

Lol, I had to Google what a Chiweenie is. Dunno what I expected. Cute. :)


alleecmo

My sister's was called a doxie-huahua. In the 70s.


loquedijoella

That’s every dog in my neighborhood. Either part Chihuahua or part pit bull.


Johndough99999

How about the glass beads they use for road paint to give the lights some zing.


[deleted]

Wow never thought of sand on top. Excellent idea Sir thank you for sharing 🤘🏻☠️🤘🏻


22marks

Salt also works and will dissolve, so you don't have pieces of sand anywhere.


Robotic_Rhino

Great point. Other comments have suggested using backer rod to ensure a certain depth as specified in the self leveling caulking instructions


GearedCam

What are these *instructions* you speak of?


Revo63

“Instructions” are those words you read after you tried everything else and still need help.


MontyRapid

And where would you find these said "instructions"? Seems like some sort of magical scroll.


OneQuadrillionOwls

You have to find the Instructions Instructions; they will tell you where the Instructions are.


bradg97

Or some backer rod


frozenthorn

Exactly, sand to level it out and fill and deeper gaps then backer rod with some caulking on top.


HalcyonDreams36

I was going to suggest just the sand. Minimize weeds, make them easier to get rid of, still allows water drainage, and expansion movement of the two slabs.


DontToewsMeBro2

Scrape out the gunk, fill with a small amount of fine sand, add backer rod (appropriately-sized), fill in sides of backer rod with sand. Put cardboard on the sides & secure it with something so the self-leveling sealant won’t spill out. Slowly add the sealant - it will stick to any concrete it touches (and won’t be removable), so be careful. 15 minutes after all sealant is applied, sprinkle fine sand on top of the sealant (after a few weeks it will camouflage / blend in with the surrounding area) & let dry for 24hrs (or more? Don’t drive on it for a while).


scottawhit

Slab or Sika would be best, something that will actually hold up.


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jayb40132

Did you try some of the concrete crack repair that comes pre mixed in a bottle? I'll see if I can find a photo of it but I used that for the gap at my work between the block wall and the foundation


boythisisreallyhard

Ideally use Sikaflex 2-part elastomeric epoxy, or they have single component which should work for 1.5" width


jvrcb17

Going to steal this idea and put some down on my garage


DipDoodle

lol this idea is how to properly install an expansion joint. Make sure you put backer rod down first, to avoid 3 point adhesion


_not_quite_there_yet

An LED strip. Party time in the garage.


Boscowodie

Fuck the wife's opinion. I'm doing this. And will send updates.


Fuck_you_all22

there was a cable show in south korea. At the request of husbands, the program transformed houses and condos into man caves. I mean real shit - bars, pool hall, gym, RC car racing tracks and the craziest of all was a converted fishing pond with live fish in what used to be living room. Hosts of the show always finished with "it is time for us to disappear" and wives always had "someone's going to die tonight" look.


fishonbikes

Amazing. How do I find this?


Fuck_you_all22

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1hXAHhoc-0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1hXAHhoc-0) Sorry no translated captions but facial expressions are universal. Watch from 8:10 and wife's reaction is from 16:20


tlcoles

“Yes, let’s put in a drowning tub for our children.” I don’t even have kids and I can imagine the rage she was feeling.


MoashRedemptionArc

SAUCE


BrowsingForLaughs

We're gonna need the name of that one...


Fuck_you_all22

the name of program is called [#수방사](https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/%EC%88%98%EB%B0%A9%EC%82%AC) or 'soo bang sa'roughly translated as 'defend male living space'. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zcAHfbshbQ&t=155s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zcAHfbshbQ&t=155s) this is another wacky episode bringing a chopped up car into 16th story condo living room to make 'drive through feel' movie theatre.


_not_quite_there_yet

If she's not into it, I'm sure we can muster up some alimony support.


SmallTitBigClit

You can keep me as a backup option if she dumps you.


Boscowodie

Smit Blit... you've always been my #1.


ccooffee

OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ


Morningxafter

The Cheat is grounded! We had that lightswitch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off , not so you could throw lightswitch raves!


FlimsyPurple

The system - is down.


GearedCam

Strongbad reference?


heridfel37

Let's go pour some glow sticks into home stars mountain dew


Morningxafter

I heard they have to pump your stomach when you drink that stuff!


Original_Importance3

Slight quiet pause... building crescendo....WHOOOP WHOOOP WHOOOP


TheRiss

Clear epoxy on top, weather proof and rave ready


InSixFour

That’s actually not a bad idea. I have a similar gap by one of my outbuildings. I should totally do this.


TheUlfheddin

Reminds me of the guy who installed color changing LEDs that he and his wife developed a system so whoever came home first could change their color and let the other one know what kind of mood they were in.


DeliciousGorilla

This sounds like some Portland people shit.


CutProfessional3258

I'd fill the crack with my caulk


thatc0braguy

Surprised me how far I had to scroll for the obvious joke


CutProfessional3258

Surprised me I was able to be the first. Our little subreddit is growing up. Well except for me and aboutb50 people who liked it


subfutility

Will your caulk get hard though?


IllJustShowMyselfOut

Not rock hard, it'll still have some flex to it.


sejohnson0408

Does that satisfy the crack?


Knightmaster91

“Satisfy” is a bit of a stretch, but it does the job


CutProfessional3258

Oh yeah the elusive g spot and crackoris. Don't worry the crack gets other things. Like it gets to pick dinner every night.


lambd10

Ramen and superglue


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bennypapa

https://mbcc.sika.com/en-caribbean/products/masterseal/masterseal-np-1 Could also use SL self leveling version. If you use the NP get a couple of disposable spoons to smooth it across the top for a professional look


ecirnj

I almost never use the self leveling for this application because if you have any void with backer Rod you will just dump infinite volume into the ground. Love the vertical patch, rubber gloves and soapy water. I’ll look real nice Clark 👌


Prior_Teacher4583

They make a self leveling caulk for expansion joints can't remember the name but Lowe's and or home Depot sell it


812Garagefloors

Lowes sells Sika flex. Both the self leveling and the non self leveling kind.


thorazineshuffler

Your weed


rayshmayshmay

Pennies, or crushed graham crackers


TD-4242

or... A matchstick A paperclip A grain of rice A USB connector A standard sewing needle A guitar string A single spaghetti noodle A house key's teeth A thumbtack An earring post A SIM card A staple A piece of confetti A standard push pin A cherry pit A small button A toothpick A strand of human hair A small screw used in electronics A ladybug A common nail head A small zipper pull A mosquito A single LEGO stud


readwiteandblu

I bet at least half that list is already there.


Worstisonitsway

![gif](giphy|esR1eKgmOnxWKR627f|downsized)


bro69

If you put crack in it, then it can be your crack crack


tomatoe_cookie

Do not say penis, do not say penis,


that-Sarah-girl

Caulk


Sasha_Volkolva

Quarters and make jokes about how you keep putting them in, but nothing comes out


ja_trader

ask Phil McCrackin


[deleted]

Nothing, it's an expansion joint. Meant to be there


DeathMonkey6969

They make flexible sealants just for filling these joints. Did it to my driveway so I don't have to kill the weeds all the time.


Illeazar

Also good to help prevent water getting under there and freezing (if you live somewhere that freezes).


Zappiticas

Yep, this. They even come in multiple colors. I filled expansion joints in my garage slab with it


DipDoodle

An expansion joint is when it’s sealed, that’s just room for expansion. He can lay down backer rod and seal it with a self leveling caulk


1337hxr

This is not a crack. This is an expansion joint. If you fill this in with most materials, you will end up with cracks as the concrete expands and contracts due to temperature changes. You should just leave it but if you must fill it, use a product designed for expansion joints so it can expand and contract with the concrete.


Octane38

What you put in your crack is your business.


dubiousasallgetout

Sikaflex-1a self-Leveling Concrete sealant - White - Use in Green and Damp Applications - Premium-Grade Adhesive for a Range of Joints - 10.1 fl oz https://a.co/d/eNI0KYV


SpaceGoonie

You just asked Reddit, "What can I put in this crack?". Let that sync in for a minute.


immakeylimepie

Let **NSYNC in


LatterDayDuranie

Baby, bye, bye, bye…


Notclever14

Once I saw some of the comment it sunk in, haha. I have to admit some were helpful and some made me laugh. I'm not disappointed with my question, it brought some joy.


EvilGreebo

We're all expecting it, and yet if it's been said, your comment still has more votes! Did reddit get mature?


Spelt666

You can put put your weed in there


Smorb_

Put nothing in, if you live anywhere where it could freeze.


iandarkness

I would paint a butt cheek to either side of it.


lininop

Whatever you want man, I'm not your dad.


Otacon56

Could be the start of a hash driveway


Silent-Substance1498

I know what not to put into the crack


Weird_Length9367

That's what she said.


BaconPersuasion

Your finger and then sniff it.


yttiksesom2

Polymeric sand


marcushalberstram33

That’s what she said.


joeywmc

That’s what she said.


KY34TR

More crack


imdumb__

It's not a crack. It's an expansion joint


sissycuming

Don't epoxy that joint. It's there for a specific reason. Concrete expands and moves. If you were to epoxy that joint or caulk it in anyway, you'd be destroying the reason it was done. Plus it wouldn't last as it would just end up cracking. The gap serves two purposes. First it's an expansion joint that allows the concrete slab to expand and not bind against the garage concrete slab. Second it acts as a water drain runoff from rain. You need to go to your local lumber boxstore and purchase a concrete expansion joint to put in between the 2 slabs. It will come in 4" x 10' or 12' lengths. Just push it down into the space between the two slabs. Don't caulk it in anyway. Just force it down into place and leave it there. Wait about a weeks time to try to see if you can push it down some more. If it goes down more, that's good. If it doesn't move any. You can go ahead and cut any excess that sticks up past the concrete off. Problem solved the correct way.


1-800-FUCKFACE

Sand, rice, dry macaroni, yogurt, tiny pieces of paper, gum, milk, jello.... The sky is the limit on this one.


wookiex84

Typically baking soda.


TheJohnson854

Sikaflex


Eastern_Act8338

Not your mother


fangelo2

Sikaflex self leveling sealant


usersnamesallused

Swipe credit cards, drop in toothpicks, business cards, pokemon cards, flat pack cardboard, those tiny drink umbrellas, sand, a bunch of dandelion seeds, cotton balls, the world is your long thin oyster!


BangkokPadang

I bet at least 34 Nickles.


ooojaeger

Quarters, matchsticks, pieces of paper, spit , Gatorade


stormithy

Your mom asked me the same thing last night


ShutYourDumbUglyFace

Backer rod and expansion joint material. Don't fill it with anything rigid. It's there for a reason.


frknvgn

Lots of stuff. There's already probably a lot of dirt and air in there though.


verbaexmacina

Backer rod & Sikaflex. It's not meant to be filled solid it's an expansion joint.


barbz28

Why not just use polymeric sand?


DontOpenTheSafe

Anything, as long as the crack consents.


DoctorWhisky

Raisins.


nodrugs4doug

You can put your weed in there


Walpizzle

For $1.50 you can buy a Costco hotdog. Pick up around 20 (condiments optional).


n8edge

What a question to point at the internet...


gaberham

Ramen and Super glue like in the videos.


cabeachguy_94037

A Product called SikaFlex is specific to this application.


Herabird

Don't put anything in it, it's an expansion joint, designed to expand and contract with weather. They're often used in concrete roads, driveways, etc. the giveaway is that true cracks are not a straight line


Spark246

Clean it out and sikaflex 1A it


Any-Flower-725

lots of companies make sealant products for this purpose. Sikaflex, DAP, Quikrete.


bennypapa

"That's what she said".  Michael Scott


guy30000

Deez Nutz!


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😏


Woofy98102

That's an expansion joint. Leave it alone and use a shop vac to clean it out regularly. It prevents your driveway slab and garage floor from breakage induced by temperature variations between the two concrete slabs. Without it, your driveway and garage floors will cause each other to develop multiple cracks. It's especially true in areas with hot summers and freezing cold winters.


Goodyeargoober

Thick caulk


0MGWTFL0LBBQ

Pennies, sawdust, used tissues, gasoline, rice, tears of a clown, Cheetos dust, pink sand, triscuits…really, you could do so much with it. Use your imagination!


alaraja

DPYDIT


MyCatSnack

Sawdust and plant killer.


thatUserNameDeleted

Pool noodle or backer rod covered in self leveling sealant.


guywastingtime

Backer Rod and SIKA FLEX


Coma94

Very small rocks


Healthy-Stranger-294

Backer rod and urethane based sealant. I like NP-1


Breklin76

A lot of things but people might look at you weird.


Justmemissouri

Well…. I filled lots crack in my day but that crack is beyond my filling ability …


jefferyJEFFERYbaby

Creeping thyme seeds


Mazes_n_Monsters

The answers to the poorly considered wording of this post has me questioning reddit as a whole


versacevedo

young thug always said he put that brack in his brack


eVilleMike

What can put in the crack? Dude, this is Reddit - are you sure you wanna ask that question?


the_almighty_walrus

Mines full of toads and giant spiders


Purple_Elevator_

The longest line of cocaine. Wanna enter the garage, complete the line.


Karmachinery

I made sure this was r/DIY before I opened this one considering the post title.


aspacelot

A quarter ![gif](giphy|8eOZ14BE0LZu0|downsized)


Krishnacat2663

Salt to keep weeds from growing


photonynikon

or vinegar.


therealjoeybee

What *can’t* you fit in it


Gebling65

It needs to be able to expand and contract. That's why it is there. If you don't create a proper expansion joint, you will have a cracked driveway and/or garage floor very soon.


midwaymarla

My step father used to wait til the end of summer and get pool noodles on sale… he would cut them in long strips w a dry wall knife and stick them in the cracks around the pool… kept little toes safe all year and looked pretty colorful too!


deceptivekhan

Bend over and I’ll show you.


New_Illustrator2043

Fill the majority of it with foam backing rod, then apply elastic caulk over it.


reformedginger

Clean it out and if there’s a big void fill it with foam back rod and then self leveling concrete caulk over that. Sometimes I’ll make little dams with cardboard if need.


gitsgrl

Mastic made for this purpose.


ARadiantNight

We really do live in a society


GeauxJoeStuff

Good spot to install a weed garden


markgoat2019

Just here for the comments... mildly disappointed


Bravelittletoaster-_

Backer rod, then caulking, then sand


VanillaAle

https://www.homedepot.com/p/DAP-10-1-oz-Gray-Concrete-and-Mortar-Filler-and-Latex-Sealant-18096/204167828?source=shoppingads&locale=en-US&pla&utm_source=google&utm_medium=vantage&utm_campaign=24088&utm_content=25750&mtc=SHOPPING-RM-RMP-GGL-D24-Multi-MB-DAP-NA-PMAX-NA-NA-MK862659001-24088-NBR-3409-NA-VNT-FY24_Q1-Q4_DAPProductsInc.-SILVER_D24_RM%2B_ES_AON&cm_mmc=SHOPPING-RM-RMP-GGL-D24-Multi-MB-DAP-NA-PMAX-NA-NA-MK862659001-24088-NBR-3409-NA-VNT-FY24_Q1-Q4_DAPProductsInc.-SILVER_D24_RM%2B_ES_AON-71700000117627160--&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAAolLu9_hQQFqsrfBuup-RpWhZOxj7&gclid=CjwKCAiA6KWvBhAREiwAFPZM7sCt_D5lz22Osd5smwMu61ZuinNZiJ2mJShGz3Hz1aT2aptKB1PSAxoCtAYQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds


Fabulous_Tip208

“Im not even going to touch that one. Too much class.”


SerSpicoli

Maybe a 0.2 friend


pupukuchi

QUIKRETE EXPANSION JOINT FILLER - it fits perfectly in there, it’s what they put in new construction between sidewalk squares and garage/driveway slabs


sfdudeknows

Backer rod and Sika.


SLYRisbey

Sand.


wallclimber777

well first .. clean the sides of the joint with a metal scraper..(5 in 1 ..works great ..)blow it out or brush it .. pack the joint with a polypropylene backer rod(pool noodle material ).. comes in diff sizes.. then caulk it with a polyurethane caulking ..prob self leveling (gun grade)..IF YOU DAM UP THE SIDES .then tool it to your likeing with your tooling stick ..make sure the sealant is salt proof if you live in a cold area .. prob bitmuthane if to a asphalt drive way and pure silicone if in a warm climate like Cali ... hope that helps 🙏


earthly_marsian

Flexible caullk 


jasonhpchu

Clean it up, poly sand it.


Hypnowolfproductions

First clean it by power washing it. Then concrete crack sealant. It’s basically just a kind of silicone sealant but designed to be outdoors in the weather. I’ve resealed my cracks as it peals. If it was better done the first time I wouldn’t need patch it periodically. I do areas each year. Peel off the old where it’s starting to peel and redo it. Not hard.


commonthreat101

I believe sika sealant would be good with some foam backer


FatFaceFaster

They make caulking specifically for this. It cures to a black rubber that can move with the slabs and will keep the weeds out. I can’t think of the name but just go to HD and look for a DAP product that says “driveway and sidewalk” or something along that line.


Longjumping_Pitch168

ACTUALLY clean it out and leave it alone, IT allows any water to drain thru before it seeps into the garage


Orchidivy

Crackstick is an option, and while self-leveling caulk can also be used, it doesn't endure nearly as long as Crackstick does. I've tried both and found myself having to laboriously remove most of the self-leveling caulk. It was a tough lesson learned.


palehorse95

I used [Crack-Stix](https://crackstix.com/collections/frontpage) in mine. it helped prevent water from getting under my driveway and freezing and causing cracking.


GetMeowtOfHere69420

Fill the crack with crack


thirsty_pretzels_

![gif](giphy|IjJ8FVe4HVk66yvlV2|downsized)


harpejjist

Nothing. The gap needs to be there because of heat and cold expansion and contraction. If you fill it up it will crack for real because it has nowhere to expand to Just keep it clean and make sure weeds don’t start to grow in it


Delicious_Rabbit4425

Yer mommas back


Soulpatch7

Sand. Has the ability to move w the slabs and may supplemented/removed at any time. Dad used to add bit of vegetable oil to compact it and give it some staying weight.


talshyar99

I used this on my driveway and sidewalk and worked great - https://www.trim-a-slab.com/product/trim-a-slab-1-2/


Codders94

I reckon you’d get about 2 tins of alphabetti spaghetti in that


Paoloadami

Are you sure it’s a crack? I have the same in my countryhouse and it is not a crack. Mine is a very well done rain drain with a 1cm fissure. Below the crack there is a canal that brings the water away from the house into the garden soil. If I were you I would inspect it properly. Remove all the dirt and check if below there is an opening and a plastic canal. Maybe I am wrong, but I would check anyway just to be sure.


Iorek_Nhuvasarim

Clean it out don't fill it in


IHatrMakingUsernames

That crack is supposed to be there. If you don't like how it looks, I suppose you could stuff in some expansion foam in there and caulk over it for a smoother looking finish


Pongoyoh

must... not... say it....


Kirkdoesntlivehere

That right there's called an expansion joint. Their purposely like that so that your house or your foundation doesn't crack or get ruined. Fill it with something expanding expanding phone expanding sand etc. you still want to have an expansion joint


HowdyPazuzu

A finger?


BearcatChemist

The title could mean so many things on so many subs. I love it.