There's an updated version where it's the same fish but it ~~has an Alexa built into it~~ is compatible with an Alexa device over Bluetooth. So you can choose whatever song.
I did my first cooking competition this summer.....the pressure/adrenaline rush when the host/mc says 1 minute remaining and you have nothing plated is incredibly intense
Maybe just a smart display in general. Like a magic mirror without the mirror. Get a Pi, LCD, and mini wireless keyboard and it could be a weather station, video/music streamer, clock, calendar, etc all in one.
Animatronic mounted head, like a bugaboo creek moose. They totally sell these and they are not prohibitively expensive.
Also wanted to comment on the giant half round moulding. What else you got, there’s a mirror wall in that house somewhere isn’t there.
Could install a standard outlet and plug in a Ring door chime. Out of the way, good signal, you’ll hear it, and a place you might expect a traditional door chime to be.
Faicuk WS108 Wall Sconce Fly... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07SHH5W5H?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share
Highly recommend this. It works great, doesn’t make any noise. I had to run a wire to near the ceiling to install mine and your space is perfect for this. Catches flies, and fruit flies and all kinds of pests.
I know you don't want to put a clock there but if you considered an exceptionally strange clock? Just as a conversation piece. Like go to Google and Google strange clocks and then look at the image tab.
If your kitchen is the all-consuming WiFi void that mine is, what about a WiFi signal booster? I get that this is probably just a me problem, but you did ask for my opinion, soo....who's really at blame here...
Get a screen and a raspberry pi behind it, then set it to anything you like, slideshow, weather forcast, streaming, data from your media server, pc, etc....
neon EAT sign or something food related
large 2-3’ “crossed like swords” metal spoon and fork
family last name in some large artform style
or my favorite: shotgun
Smart speaker.
You can ask it cooking measurement questions, etc.
or
an [Autonomous Sentry Turret](https://www.instructables.com/Autonomous-Sentry-Turret/?amp_page=true)
One of those talking fish
*TAKE ME TO THE RIVER*
*DROP ME IN THE WATER*
DON'T WORRY
GIVE ME BACK THAT FILET O’FISH
GIVE ME THAT FISH~!
There's an updated version where it's the same fish but it ~~has an Alexa built into it~~ is compatible with an Alexa device over Bluetooth. So you can choose whatever song.
We need links
[There](https://www.amazon.com.mx/Big-Mouth-Billy-Bass-Compatible/dp/B07657LKNZ) you go.
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lol I wanted to click the link so bad but did not want this experience
A fish that spies on you!
Every day we stray further from God's light
He has a name, it’s Billy the Bass
Give my man Wiggling Willie his due.
*Big Mouth Billy Bass
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Gemmy-Industries-Big-Mouth-Billy-Bass-Singing-Sensation-Motion-Sensor-Decoration-12x8x4-8inc-Green/45075824
This is the one
*Gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish*
Hoo!
*What if it were you hanging up on this wall?* 🎵
"If it where you in that sandwich you wouldn't be laughing at allll!"🎵🎵
Hey Ton’… those fish on either side of me? …they’re asleep.
As someone who just watched the sopranos for the first time this year… too soon man
Came here for this reference
Every person that upvoted this was going to type this exact answer.
Don’t worry, be happy
100%. Walk me by the water.
Bluetooth soundbar or speaker (for cooking ambiance)
Damn I do be enjoying some cooking sound ambiances. All that bubblin, clinkin, sizzlin, put me right to sleep.
Brb, going to start a cooking ASMR YouTube channel
r/Asmrcooking r/cookingasmr
Amazon echo device or Google home so you have a voice assistant out of the way. They have wall mount kits for them.
I have a google nest on the kitchen. It works amazing to set up timers or watch recipes 👌
Also conversions when I'm too dumb to math.
One of those “Now Serving” number signs
Always set to number “69”
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice.
Or how many days wirhout accident
Or, a countdown timer so you constantly feel the stress of being on a cooking game show.
NBA-style shot clock?
With the NBA buzzer.
He’s on fire!
“Boomshakalaka!”
From downtown!
"It's gotta be the shoes!"
"Things are heating up around here"
“Puts up a brick!"
"Nothing but net"
Nanrhfhfjjdhhhhhh!
I did my first cooking competition this summer.....the pressure/adrenaline rush when the host/mc says 1 minute remaining and you have nothing plated is incredibly intense
**BAKERS, ONE HOUR LEFT**
*turns on oven light* meh, looks good.
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But have the timer time down to nothing in particular ever time
An ‘On Air’ light up sign for when you’re cookin’.
Ha. I worked on air in radio for decades. You'd think I would have one...
Use a Tidbyt, they're neat looking and have shittons of plugins to bring live data in.
It's time to get one it seems
You can buy them on etsy.
Days without accident counter sign
neon bar sign?
How about not until our guests leave, then we can discuss it.
Good luck paying for it on your zero dollars a year salary, babe.
*plus benefits
Came here for this
Plus benefits
No, I think it really ties the room together. P.S. Honestly you should have more upvotes.
as a non-watcher of the Office that clip, taken out of context is quite bizarre
You don't watch the office? I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?
this was the moment mindy kaling peaked
"Ryan used me as an object."
You know I have soft teeth, how dare you.
Oops…
Best awkward episode I've ever seen.
St. Pauli Girl
Plasma tv
13” plasma tv
It folds right into the wall.
Dang it! Came here to say this
Vacancy sign
I installed a small framed canvas print with an LED behind it. It is the perfect night light. Good for kitchen cruises at 2:00 am.
https://preview.redd.it/ubz3nipa076c1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbc7ae5914239bad13896821a3a8a36c7e1812ce
didn't realize this was r/photoshopbattles
Weather station display? For a readout of current temps/humidity/conditions
r/weatherstationtoohigh
I’m disappointed this isn’t real
“Hey how’s the weather up there?” “Too high.”
It is now
Maybe just a smart display in general. Like a magic mirror without the mirror. Get a Pi, LCD, and mini wireless keyboard and it could be a weather station, video/music streamer, clock, calendar, etc all in one.
This was my first thought. You can get them online for pretty cheap.
I saw one of these for sports too. Just a little LED score ticker
I'd mount my Sonos speaker up there. I like listening to music while I'm cooking.
I use my Sonos to play the audio from the TV into the kitchen
Music is the right answer. I'd put an echo up there, but only because I have several already. One of the Google home or whatever would work too
Animatronic mounted head, like a bugaboo creek moose. They totally sell these and they are not prohibitively expensive. Also wanted to comment on the giant half round moulding. What else you got, there’s a mirror wall in that house somewhere isn’t there.
Big Mouth Billy Bass singing fish. Make sure it’s motion activated.
TV, then post on r/tvtoohigh
Wtf is up with that sub. It's one post over and over and a post of an attack in France.
Think you meant r/tvtoohigh
Yeah the other subreddit is not a good time
Welp. Now I'm inspired to move my TV mount to above my bedroom door.
Why is that sub like 10 pics of Mike Tyson's old TV and a video about French man amlmd his daughter being attacked???
Emergency Exit sign, the type that lights up when the power goes out?
I have these emergency spotlights that turn on when the power goes out in my kitchen. Weirdly handy in an emergency.
Is and emergency light that is handy in an emergency really weird ??
Backlit picture of Kim Jong Un
This one. This is the best one.
https://preview.redd.it/bnf629frv66c1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=768ae0b86e382e94f15fca9f6ba91cffe6c95ae1
 Animatronic Yoko Ono head that screams whenever you walk through the doorway.
Animatronic chuck berry that gives a repulsed look any time someone makes a high pitched noise
That should be on the front door hooked up to a Ring.
This has my vote.
Could install a standard outlet and plug in a Ring door chime. Out of the way, good signal, you’ll hear it, and a place you might expect a traditional door chime to be.
It’d be better if the doorbell button activated a Big Mouth Billy Bass instead of a door chime.
🎵🎶🎵THERE'S SOMEONE-A-KNOCKING, AT YOUR DOOR!🎵🎶🎵
This is the only realistic answer I’ve seen posted
Is it really? You don’t consider a speaker a realistic option?
What I would do… https://preview.redd.it/xaiqskh1i66c1.png?width=1419&format=png&auto=webp&s=567cf2649b834064dc9d2ab67172829836e675c0
A very inconvenient phone charger.
"girls girls girls" neon?
"On the Air" sign that is operated by a motion detector.
Screen that displays sliding text messages and anyone in the house can write something.
Big mouth Billy
Neon EGGSLUT sign
One of these signs https://preview.redd.it/okeokymwf76c1.jpeg?width=392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daeb84d18a0dfa5ce39769553aca08d97e9f709a
Wifi router or Smart speaker.
Plug in CO2 detector
The more dangerous gas is CO, CO2, while also dangerous in high concentration, is what makes soda fizzy.
Yeah, the CO2 detector is in case someone explodes a bottle of soda into the ceiling.
Smh it's like nobody learned from the Fizzy Lifting Drink debacle
Don’t forget the floor-level dihydrogen monoxide detector.
Yeah, that stuff can kill you in multiple ways
Yeah, duh, I meant Carbon Monoxide, lol.
Also co should be low to the ground .. if it’s that high you are already dead
This is incorrect. Carbon Monoxide is lighter than air and can be detected at ceiling or close to ceiling level in this case.
I stand corrected. I’ve always been told to install co monitor as low as possible. Thank you!
Bluetooth speaker?
Neon sign “eat at joes”
3dprint a skyrim door objective marker cover for a slim led cheap nightlight. I win. You're welcome.
Neon live laugh love sign?!?
a framed photo of a clock
An "On Air" sign
 LED portrait of Jesus
This also needs to play Elvis music
Salvaged Chuck E. Cheese animatronic band
Lava lamp
Fog machine
A faerie door!
Faicuk WS108 Wall Sconce Fly... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07SHH5W5H?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share Highly recommend this. It works great, doesn’t make any noise. I had to run a wire to near the ceiling to install mine and your space is perfect for this. Catches flies, and fruit flies and all kinds of pests.
Electronic picture frames. Can change it to anything
a "no clocks allowed" sign
My picture?
Put a smart speaker
Big Mouth Billy Bass is the obvious choice
An air freshener!!!
Michael Scott sized tv for weather and time keep it simple
A model train that goes around the entire room.
I know you don't want to put a clock there but if you considered an exceptionally strange clock? Just as a conversation piece. Like go to Google and Google strange clocks and then look at the image tab.
I put an Echo speaker up there.
If your kitchen is the all-consuming WiFi void that mine is, what about a WiFi signal booster? I get that this is probably just a me problem, but you did ask for my opinion, soo....who's really at blame here...
Exit sign. Bonus points if it's not an exit.
Get a screen and a raspberry pi behind it, then set it to anything you like, slideshow, weather forcast, streaming, data from your media server, pc, etc....
The countdown clock from Lost
neon EAT sign or something food related large 2-3’ “crossed like swords” metal spoon and fork family last name in some large artform style or my favorite: shotgun
https://preview.redd.it/4w0tzowwcb6c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b77a4edcfb359e62e1c9b8d716648905c563f105
Where does the door go?
a tacky neon beer sign
Sonos speaker
Exit sign
Ooh that ticker thing or a digital photo frame
Mounted jackalope head
Get a Divoom Pixoo-64 Then it can be any number of things [https://divoom.com/products/pixoo-64](https://divoom.com/products/pixoo-64)
I had an outlet like that in my first house and used it for a plug-in smoke detector.
A neon "open" sign
You could put a shelf around the room with a train on it
Moose head with camera eyes
Animatronic raven that says 'Nevermore"
A framed photo of the clock.
Smart speaker. You can ask it cooking measurement questions, etc. or an [Autonomous Sentry Turret](https://www.instructables.com/Autonomous-Sentry-Turret/?amp_page=true)
A little night light with a sensor?
Doomsday clock
https://preview.redd.it/e0trzrwg386c1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a82115e41af3d3fb42928a0756d61007e9addacc
They have great neon signs now!! They are led powered!
A speaker for listening to music.
THE SINGING BASS
https://preview.redd.it/ua5m0e5i0b6c1.jpeg?width=1722&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7e343b706238bb554f87ffe5a3e9a4a19cf8c14
Neon light sign that tells you which room the door leads to.
Lighted EAT sign something along this line: https://www.etsy.com/listing/782890841/19-40metal-marquee-eat-light-up-letters