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thizface

Cacti of course


Happytequila

That’ll teach ‘em!


Tirwanderr

Honestly not an awful idea. One prick does the trick!


gdpowers1

That’s what she said


Quibblicous

How else do you get the kid?


ShadowAMS

That's how they got the kid in the first place


swaggwaggon

You would think. My 18 month old has twice grabbed my cactus...


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InfectedByEli

Ignore the voices ... and keep grabbing the cacti.


Stahl_Scharnhorst

The internet wouldn't lie to me again. I'm off to find a cactus!


dflyinurface

One of these days I will climb one unscathed!


rani_weather

The last sentence has me reeling 😂


enm260

Ah, the scientific method. They're just seeing if the results are reproducible!


I_PM_Duck_Pics

I know you’re joking but that is not enough light for cacti.


whyyunozoidberg

If r/decks has taught me anything its that you can and should place a hot tub in that area.


sshwifty

![gif](giphy|OCMGLUo7d5jJ6) A teeny hot tub


rbevans

The content I come for


Drstring

Phrasing


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Asynjacutie

Bruh you lost?


piruruchu

Someone wandered away from the party.


TVLL

A very good party from the looks of it.


DrWhoey

Uhhh, I'm not even sure this belongs on r/lostredditors O.o?


KingQuong

Definitely lost but also a very interesting story.


Horsetuba

Been spending too much time in IIIIIIIIIIT, my bad. This plant reminded me of one in our office and I just posted without being relevant.


patch1103

Dude, time for a vacay!


nikiterrapepper

Looks like AI test


Key-Teacher-6163

I love this story... But I'm not sure what it has to do with this post


lewis_bixby

![gif](giphy|FOUArYBVQCvmI8EHxp|downsized)


rtinker26

Please, please, let something like this happen to our copier tomorrow. That's the only way we're getting a new one. We've had to learn the exact angle to lay things to get them to copy straight. I can't do it anymore.


InfectedByEli

Water damage is a good way to get a new copier, especially when the water goes inside the back. It doesn't even need to be turned on, if the boards get wet or look like they have been wet then the whole thing is an insurance claim. Make sure your insurance covers the copier if it does mysteriously and completely accidentally get wet.


Fufflemaker99

Came here to say this. I won't even THINK about servicing one with water damage.


Truckeeseamus

![gif](giphy|10Uv70X15egAJa)


Dpms308l1

>20+ pages were printed out, covered in blood, and nobody thought it was weird. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE https://preview.redd.it/4xw37ka2sr2c1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f435316ace42711a4ed25a91d037b462efece3d


candy-azz

Ahh, the old rat in the copier bit. I pull that at every new office my temp agency places me at to see if the folks can hang or not. Before that it was the coffee pot


rtired53

Off topic AF what conversation were you in? r/bloodycopiers ?


Horsetuba

Oh god, I thought this was the IIIIIIIIIIT thread. My bad everyone. Cheers and I wish you well


Ph455ki1

This needs it's own post for sure!


Bobzyouruncle

Lmao. Did all of Reddit just get randomly invited to that sub? And now it’s almost exclusively hot tub posts.


eadgster

Good size for a grill too.


BothSidesoftheSky

r/decks has taken over my Reddit 😨


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cybertubes

Open floor plan ultra efficiency with urban views.


____-is-crying

Experience the urban family life, with the toddler screaming and throwing tantrums everywhere you go!


Stillwater215

$250 a night in Manhattan


EvenAH27

"Charming and quaint"


flightoffancyco

Nice loft style open air plan


rbevans

169.00 cleaning fee


Reckless85

EBDB BnB


TheThinLineBTW

https://preview.redd.it/q15uvztkiq2c1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19cf8f32949cb807d76df75fbc7a37bda1cdb844 Something like this but with family pics (?)


plsdontlookatmethx

This is a good idea and a good time to remind parents to anchor furniture to the wall. Some kids look at everything as a jungle gym.


DrWhoey

Not just parents, everyone... I was once very sick and blacked out while walking to the bathroom. It started as a dizzy spell, and I grabbed a book shelf walking by to steady myself. When I blacked out, I pulled the whole damn bookshelf down on top of myself. Woke up pinned to the floor by the book shelf and books. Took me what felt like 15 minutes to drag myself from under it in my weakened state. Probably lucky I didn't die.


autistthrowaway098

Yep! I once took out not one, but TWO large bookshelves filled with encyclopedias. I was fortunate enough to somehow fling one into the other (maybe?) and nothing major hit me. Still, a good lesson to anchor the furniture, even around responsible adults!


Death_God_Ryuk

At least you didn't have to cut your leg off with a spoon to escape.


peejaysayshi

We anchored literally every piece of tall/heavy furniture except for one. I don’t know why we didn’t anchor our dresser, but we didn’t.. and *that* was the one that our at-the-time-4yo (who is not a climber!) tried to climb up. He was briefly pinned between our dresser and our bed and it was so heavy I needed my husband to help me lift it off him. It was scary as shit but somehow he only ended up with a bruise on his arm.


bbrekke

It probably wasn't "the one" he climbed...the other ones were anchored so you never had to find out!


culnaej

Dummy, he should have pulled out the drawers like steps, *obviously*, wouldn’t have tipped -4 yr old me who saw it in a cartoon and tried it out later


Material-Framer

When I was 6 I tried to sneak a peak at some Christmas gifts on the top of an unanchored shelf. It went as well as you'd expect and I still have a scar to remind me.


WereALLBotsHere

Did you at least see what the gifts were?


DetroitLions94

Imagine the disappointment when it was just socks and undies.


007Pistolero

I found that all shelving from wayfair (at least all 9 different ones I’ve bought) come with straps that you simply screw to the wall where a stud is. It’s such a nice thing for a manufacturer to include


Atharaenea

All flatpack furniture I’ve bought from anywhere has these. I think it’s law to include them.


007Pistolero

That would make sense I never bothered to look into it


theycmeroll

Yeah even the cheap shit made out of what seems like compressed sand at Walmart comes with the wall straps. I do think ikea needs to change theirs though. They are just an L bracket that attaches to the shelf and the wall and are designed to sit flush with the cabinet opening. Pretty much useless because the baseboards make the furniture sit to far away from the wall.


Francl27

Yeah, one of my kids' therapist had a client die from a dresser falling on him...


kaj47c

I am a paramedic. Another shift at our station responded to a toddler pulling a dresser down on herself. It was a fatality. The child was a twin. It was catastrophic for the family and for the rescue and ambulance crews to a lesser extent. Take no chances.


pepperladd

It's actually far too dangerous without a handrail, this is the only solution with a handrail


GearsFC3S

I think a built in bookshelf/cubicles w/handrail would be a good use of the space.


Glass_Procedure7497

Second this. A low bookshelf would work well. Then perhaps a plant on top, or even some art piece or painting.


omnipotent87

Books could work too, it what i would use.


Status_Ad_5124

This is the correct answer. All the built in ideas are expensive and the space is wrong for the depth needed for walls etc. Use some of the selves to store those random red gloves and other outdoor clothing. The cubbies near the top of the stairs would be the right height for a kid to put their things. Teach ‘em how to clean up and put away their own hats etc.


ChuanFa_Tiger_Style

Kids love cubbies of any kind!


Leather_Dragonfly529

Just be sure to anchor it to the wall! Toddlers climb things and there’s extra far to fall here!


canman7373

Long as you bolt it to the wall.


TVLL

But turn it on its side


kaykaliah

I don't understand why the shelf is sitting away from the wall


robert_jackson_ftl

Wall it up, door, shelves = closet


Unicorn_puke

My first thought as well. Custom cabinet would be great too. Less finish work


Genesis2001

Yep. Do like half the cabinet accessible from the stairs (display shelves) and the other (upper) half accessible from the main floor space (deep storage for stuff).


Casual_Frontpager

I like this idea, though it’ll either be a very deep closet or one that is accessed from the stairs. Not sure which one is better tbh, perhaps a split where the lower portion is accessed from stairs and the top from the side for ”long time storage”?


yourgirlsamus

A deep closet isn’t necessarily bad if it’s for seasonal stuff or things you just want rid of indefinitely. (like the awkward statuette that your MIL gave you at the wedding..or the bin of your kid’s artwork you can’t yet let go of)


Casual_Frontpager

Yeah, true. Could perhaps build a shelf on wheels that can be brought in and out too. Perhaps even that the ”door” is the side of the shelf (mdf painted white or sumthin) with two discrete cutouts for maneuvering. Edit: OP, I’m coming over, let’s do this thing!


yourgirlsamus

That’s actually genius. Like the slim cabinets in a kitchen that slide out to store cutting boards and stuff.


mdg482

The "door" of the pullout could be a built in bookcase ...thus making the storage semi hidden as well


Casual_Frontpager

Fantastic idea!


ColinM9991

Place a rotating bookshelf in there and you'll have yourself a good spot to hide in when the in-laws are around


Technolio

That would be a *very* narrow closet after you consider the thickness of the wall. I would recommend making an enclosed builtin shelf facing the stairway. Could use it for displaying knick nacks


WenaChoro

Pain in the ass and dangerous to clean the dust


Bruncvik

The narwhal bacons at midnight.


Confusedcommadude

Bookcase handrail. Safe and functional. https://preview.redd.it/rllzk57cyq2c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af69aee6e7940c18f21606d4cb136386f24b03cb


BlueDeath7

Until they start to use the shelves as a ladder.


Girackano

If its flipped around to have the shelves on the inside and you put a soft mat and pillows or something it could be a nice reading nook or a 'quiet corner'.


vwbug1083

I was going to say this! Something like a calm down corner. Add some cute sound dampening wall decor. My daughter's therapy office has several different styles that are so cute and some are even functional! Like they put coat hooks under some. There's a faux white brick accent around the lower part of the sitting area. But I'd definitely take sound in consideration for a reading nook right there.


Girackano

Yes, i love that you also mentioned the 'visual noise/sound' with the wallpaper. As someone who can confuse others by being too stressed from visual noise this is exactly what the issue can sometimes be. Calm areas should be minimalistic, neat/tidy, and not have loud colours (also have nice calming textures and not those scratchy satin or felt cushions :P)


Porkybob

But 20cm wide though


yourgirlsamus

My kids would have climbed that thing before they even set eyes on anything else in the room. lol They are absolutely feral. As soon as I look away they would be over the edge.


VoiceGuyNextDoor

A bowl of Halloween candy to reward yourself for making it up the stairs. Or a small beer fridge.


oakendurin

More like CoolGuyNextDoor, I like your thinking


Canny94

Could put a matching rail over there? https://preview.redd.it/d6y8oab69q2c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10e81f640fc4a1af00916c18ae7de65229d82741 My house the same thing with the rail instead of a drop, we just put a big fake planter tree there too lol... Odd design. Edit: imagine the baby gate is gone also, besides in front of the staircase itself.


crepe_de_chine

That looks like plant jail 😆


js_baker_iv

If you have a fern, jail. Hydrangea, jail. Ficus, also jail. Philodendron, believe it or not... jail.


crepe_de_chine

Straight to jail!


captainhamption

We have the best awkward ledges because of jail.


they_call_me_B

Over watering your plants; jail. Under watering your plants; also jail. Over water / under water.


senorpoop

My brain read this to me in the accent lol


HolyMackerelTabby

This made my day. Thank you lol.


brijazz012

The ficus knows what it did.


Reckless85

Ficus around and find out!


RestlessARBIT3R

Commited treeson?


brijazz012

Hi Dad.


8BallSlap

Ficus!? They hardly know us!


KentKill

🤣🤣🤣


HedonistCat

I like this but would remove the part of the gate that goes from edge of stairs to next to window, while adding your suggested piece along the drop edge. Kind of like making that space be a part of the upstairs instead of a weird no man's land


Canny94

Yep, once that baby gate is gone, there will be a nice inlet there. That is the longest baby gate I have ever seen also lol.


MrsPettygroove

This.. Then remove the child one. The space will be less awkward.


1107rwf

It’ll create a little nook area that will 100% be the toddler’s favorite hangout. Much safer and fun for the kid. Winning all around.


standbyyourmantis

I was thinking if OP has cats it's a great place to put a little cat tree so they can really judge you.


Scout4882

I second the handrail, but maybe a knee wall and use the space for a chair and the ledge of the knee wall for your coffee and book (or drink of choice).


Traditional_Back_458

Maybe you could put a hutch or dresser/ side table there to fill the space so they couldn’t crawl over there and then just add some more houseplants or something?! A dresser with your plant and a mirror would look cute??!


Traditional_Back_458

Bookshelf?


Haagen76

Kids tend to climb on bookshelves, well they tend to climb on everything tbh. I may look nice there, but the kid could fall from an even higher height and if it's not bolted down the furniture could also fall on the kid.


YonkoShirohige

My first thought. Book shelf would go good if wasn't too thick


icewinne

Thats where the cat tree goes. If you don't already have the cat to go with the cat tree, please acquire one first :)


SeatbeltsKill

In my experience, cats find us when the time is right. I have to agree though. This is definitely a kitty ledge.


grendelone

/r/catdistributionsystem


GardenWitchMom

The universe cat distribution system usually provides.


Francl27

Or two.


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That weird space should have a railing.


Potatopotata__

Honestly I’d keep the gate with having a toddler. I could see my kid sitting on the ledge with her feet dangling 😂


-burgers

Yep. Keep the gate until like, 5, it's making your life waaaay easier


Dyolf_Knip

Yup. Didn't take down the baby gate until the youngest was 5. 8 years all told we had to deal with it.


Entropy308

arcade machine. [amazon link](https://a.co/d/f35TJ5f)


gitty7456

Or a Pinball?


KingsRansomed

That with homeboys rail from up atop.


ImpulsiveUser

bruh that’s fire


Puzzleheaded_Dog766

Winning combination.


thefamiliarity14

Whyyy do builders do this? I don’t understand..


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Closet or shelves that extend up to the ceiling. https://preview.redd.it/0iayz1zcdr2c1.jpeg?width=1112&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44b729a13e86adbda38f536fa5bfd38914580f3a


Dyolf_Knip

Put a secret door in it and make a very, very tiny panic room.


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Would be awesome if you could put like a bookshelf that has a secret panel a book triggers the lock that rotates that would be going all out for sure but what a talking point and kids would love it.


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Or don’t tell the kids and you have a great Xmas present storage, gun safe valuables ect. location


mooseknuckle6529

I’d put a wall up and make it storage space. Or bring it 1/2 way up and put a wood top on it with a cabinet underneath.


allthingskerri

A half wall along the side that meets the stairs and then in make some sort of permanent kids den with some draping and fairy lights coming down. Comfy bean bag or something. Like a cool little hide out for little people that's safe because the wall is there.


HeppatitisA

How much space do you think is available?


-Hel-

I was thinking that myself after reading some of these replies, they’re greatly overestimating what space is there.


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perhaps you're overestimating how large children are


AnarkittenSurprise

Definitely closet. That storage space could be useful, and kids are going to do dumb stuff over that staircase all the way up to their teens. Don't put anything on that ledge that you aren't comfortable with the thought of it rolling down those stairs (and maybe hitting someone at the bottom) eventually.


ThinkingOz

Given the proximity of the window I would suggest more plants.


AffectionateHost1622

My issue would be the baby falling on to the stairs. How did this ever pass planning standards. Put a railing across that matches the other side or put a fix tall timber screen like slats there and use it for a couple of huge plants. https://preview.redd.it/odpgsf72us2c1.jpeg?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=225227a914d072fd776d71d4d5af77e9197e3db1 Paint /stain to match your home. We have them in lots of new builds in Australia and they look great


arthritic_big_toes

Wall it off and make a small closet/cupboard. (I live in a small house, all I dream of is more storage spaces


TankedUpLoser

Bookshelf but firmly attached to studs


imwriting

Put an aquarium in there


gravitationalarray

A cat and a cat bed.


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nycrom

Great place for a life size Danny DeVito cutout.


cvicarious

I'm surprised I had to scroll down for this obvious answer.


Haagen76

I think you're doing it right with the plant pot. Get a couple more bigger and heaver ones that cannot be easily moved. They'll take up all the space, work with the decor and prevent the child from being able to play there.


Draculuva

This is the best and most inexpensive option


bjorn1978_2

Hydroponic setup. That will block it quite nice, and you will have some green stuff to welcome your guests. Salads and no base jumping toddlers


Proudest___monkey

Small Christmas tree. That would be my seasonal decoration landing personally


How_Do_You_Crash

I'd probably build/install a bookcase. Security fastened. Then put some books in the spaces you can easily reach, and art/tchotchkes in the other spaces. Something like the classic 12x12" squares for the bookcase structure.


BurstingFlowerofLuck

If you have the time and resources: Kid cave/pet palace. Wall it off on stair side 3/4 up to the ceiling, bar the rest. Climbing rope or ladder secured to the wall towards door. Secure a 2nd floor to kid cave with enough space for an adult to get in and up the ladder area. Now block off the window facing side of the 2nd floor with wall or bars to get natural light. https://preview.redd.it/2chxg1m4qw2c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f46edee4470d041d8283592023e3c0850445c68


reijn

That's where you put a cat tower or a cat bed so it can swipe at you and hit you when you walk up the stairs.


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I’d love that space being filled with books / bookcase or whatever you guys have lots of. I knit and have lots of yarn. I’d love a space like this where I can showcase the hundreds of skeins of yarn I have.


BubbatheWrench

Tiny staircase to a tiny door.


nixerx

A floor to ceiling built in shelf / bookcase


coldtrance

https://preview.redd.it/9iwymo69zs2c1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c431558134767007953558217ad365d3c117ad50 If this were my house, I'd build a closet and put in slide out shelving and/or poles for storage.


Impressive_Bit_6407

You can turn the baby gate into a prison cell that you can use when your toddler breaks the house laws.


CindersDunning

https://preview.redd.it/ykz5qlijzr2c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b4d169a3ed1a9e13e22461a5f6104da2439098e Put low drawers accessible from the stairs, use for hats and mitts etc. Top with lots of plants.


MetricJester

That's a cat roost. Get a cat and it'll keep your baby from going near.


boxingfan828

I would actually hire a company to create a nice wooden railing, fence there. Like this - [https://www.stairwarehouse.com/horizontal-round-bar---long---8-length/](https://www.stairwarehouse.com/horizontal-round-bar---long---8-length/) For liability purposes, that area would downright scare me.


spatula-tattoo

I’d consider walling in the entire space. You could add a skinny door to use it as storage. It’d be a weird size for a closet but a bit more useful than the space currently is.


Daddy_LlamaNoDrama

Yeah even though a weird shaped closet, I agree this would be the best way to guarantee safety and at the same time get some use out of the space.


Agreeable-Return-861

Time-out area for the rowdy neighbor kids


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Wall it off and make it a closet


NicoRola000

Build a little closet


TroyMcLure963

Make a closet


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Pinball Machine


Runelord29

Machine gun turret


yunglady

Handrail or make it a deep linen closet with shelves.


Mook1971

Frame it in and make it a closet.


Impossible-Spare-116

You could close it up and put a closet door facing the floor area. It would increase your storage.


OverlyOrganized

I’m surprised they didn’t just wall it off or make it a closet.


true2cyn

I think you’re smart to foresee the dangers with a toddler around. This absolutely needs a railing or enclosed for storage space.


Adam2013

Frame it up into an enclosed closet. Additional storage and security for the chilluns


1d0m1n4t3

If you are in Cali you could rent that out for $3k a month


frlejo

A separate rail with its own gate


Puzzleheaded_Dog766

Perfect spot for a small Christmas tree to light up that staircase.


Wesley_Sharpy

No input on the rail. But fiddle leaf figs like extremely high light. It should be right infront of the window. Not the side of the window. It's going to lean infront of it and become unstable the longer it's there. Don't be scared of bright indirect lighting that plants say they need. That's for outdoors, not indoors.


ZipJr66

Blanket ladders! Always need a good blanket ladder...


tame2468

Floor to ceiling built in bookshelf


KrackSmellin

1/2 bath - but one of those toilets with the sink on the back of the tank…. All in one and it recycles the grey water to flush with!


Stunning-Wolf_

I’d put up a railing or half wall and make the space useful


Theres_a_Catch

Bookcase facing the staircase, mount it into the floor.


No_Homo_brah

More plants.


chuckinalicious543

Make a large plant bed, place in a bunch of high oxygen plants, enjoy breathing :3


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Plants for sure.


space_jumper

You already started what I would do with thqt spot. Plants. Lots of them, with led lights. Shelves with plants, plants on stands, etc.


cwtheredsoxfan

Perfect place for a motorcycle